Kill all politicians
Posted on | August 11, 2008 | 89 Comments
Politicians. What a pack of cunts. We all know that already but why don’t we ever do anything about them? We can talk about their differences in terms of party loyalties or whatever but underneath it all they’re all the same.
Ugly, embittered little people who, if they were any other section of society would be hung by their balls or their clits from lamp-posts and stoned to death.
Bertie Ahern is getting a swish new office with a fancy bathroom and beautiful furniture and mosaic tiles, which has set the tax-payer back some €250,000 (€75,000 on furnishings – no IKEA for him, no). He couldn’t have had a fucking dig out for that, could he?
I read in the newspaper yesterday that something like 280 people spent the night on trollies in Irish hospitals last Wednesday. Shameful. But we’re spending a quarter of a million euros on an office for a former Taoiseach. What does he need an office for? Why can’t he rent his own office? Why can’t Fianna Fail pay for it? Why can’t he ask his millionaire daughter or his millionaire son-in-law for a dig-out if he can’t afford it himself? Although he obviously can afford it himself.
A quarter of a million might not get all those people off trollies but it’d be a good fucking start. If you address all the money that politicians waste then you could make a difference. For example, why do they need drivers? Can’t they drive themselves? Why do they need to travel first class on trips abroad? What’s wrong with the sitting with the rest of us? They’re merely our representatives, not our superiors. Travel expenses, food, clothes, all kinds of shit gets paid for that doesn’t need to be paid for and we sit around a let it happen.
It’s a load of bollocks is what it is. Bertie Ahern’s office, get the fuck out of it. What a fucking waste of money. There is absolutely no justification for it whatsoever. If I wanted an office I’d have to pay for it myself. As the taxpayers are already paying his fucking salary why should we pay so he can have a nice shower or eat off nice plates. Cunt.
And the world over they’re the same. You hear George Bush condemning Russia’s “disproportionate response” to the conflict in Georgia and you have to laugh. How can a man who, after Sept 11th, invaded a country that had nothing to do with the attacks, manufactured evidence to support that invasion, had the leader of the country hung by his neck and who finds himself bogged down in a vicious and seemingly unending war in that country call what Russia did ‘disproportionate’?
Democracy sounds like a great fucking thing but it’s not. It’s just a tool to enable cronyism, back-slappery, fraud and chicanery of every possible kind while the regular people get fucked royally up the arse every day of the fucking week.
I really fucking hate them. Every single fucking one of them. I hope they all get cancer of the face and die screaming.
Then I can become dictator and you’d see the difference. Oh yes.
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August 11th, 2008 @ 9:17 am
They’re merely our representatives, not our superiors.
And therein lies the problem!
August 11th, 2008 @ 9:22 am
So what is the justification for his new office? And what is the justification for the tax payer funding it? How does this happen?
There should be more hanging from the neck, although Bush would be the man who would have his neck stretched.
August 11th, 2008 @ 9:23 am
What will be your first law as Dictator? ( other than banning certain musicians )
August 11th, 2008 @ 9:24 am
http://img.ircimages.com/ircimages/a/8/a8c4e86c51164610fcd7828c1aa02157.jpg
August 11th, 2008 @ 9:25 am
That’s as good an election stump speech as I’m ever going to hear!
August 11th, 2008 @ 9:25 am
1 – Kill all politicians (they will be stoned to death in the Phoenix Park. Bring the family!)
2 – Ban chewing gum
3 – Open pubs 24 hours a day
4 – Legalise cannabis (using extra revenue to pay for hospitals)
5 – Attach outboard motor to Ireland, drive us to just off the Ibiza coast. Command all people of Ireland to bask.
August 11th, 2008 @ 9:26 am
Exactly what other sectors would people be strung up by the balls in, Twenty?
Transport, like? Or medicine? Education? Eh…
August 11th, 2008 @ 9:29 am
If you’re going to ban chewing gum you have to do somethign about the scumbag smokers who feel it’s their right to flick ash and cigarrette buts everywhere. My friend got one thrown out of a car into her face when she was cycling once. My baby picks them up on the beach.
August 11th, 2008 @ 9:34 am
Bertie probably has a paypal donate button on his blog, what was it called again? oh yeah “I am a thieving lying cunt” that was it.
August 11th, 2008 @ 9:38 am
Aw bless him, what’s so wrong with Bertie really, I think he’s cute
August 11th, 2008 @ 9:48 am
Shut up, Sid.
August 11th, 2008 @ 9:57 am
Who the fuck are you calling a scumbag smoker? You cunts drive us onto the streets and treat us like second class citizens. Your issue is not with smokers but with littering, and this applies to cigarettes, crisp packets, chewing gum. Using your phrasology I would say scumbag parents, leaving dirty fucking nappies in public places. Now, not all parents are scumbags, although there are obviously some.
August 11th, 2008 @ 9:59 am
And as far as fucking cyclists go, don’t get me started, because as far as I am concerned they should have every piece of shit thrown at them until they:
1) Learn common courtesy
2) Obey the highway code
3) Pay fucking road tax like the rest of us.
August 11th, 2008 @ 10:06 am
Mr Major, point 5 is lunacy. You would be invaded by Club 18-30 fuckwits from Essex, all pilled up and raping each other.
August 11th, 2008 @ 10:12 am
And as far as fucking cyclists go, don’t get me started, because as far as I am concerned they should have every piece of shit thrown at them until they:
1) Learn common courtesy
2) Obey the highway code
3) Pay fucking road tax like the rest of us.
Ah now, that’s a pile of shit.
True cyclists take the piss at traffic lights and so on but thats a personal choice, it’s not as if a cyclist will kill someone by going through a red light (no more so than a pedestrian anyway.).
And as for road tax, fuck that, cyclists don’t tear up the road and they don’t use much space on the road and they don’t spew out fumes.
August 11th, 2008 @ 10:24 am
You would be invaded by Club 18-30 fuckwits from Essex, all pilled up and raping each other.
We’ll restrict them to Wexford. Problem solved.
August 11th, 2008 @ 10:28 am
Now Twenty, that is a bit harsh – he was our Dear Leader for many a year – respect for the man with integrity and lots of money please!
August 11th, 2008 @ 10:30 am
Politicians reflect the society which they are elected to represent. Which means we are all lying, cheating, thieving, grafting bastards…sounds right to me.
All cyclists must die.
August 11th, 2008 @ 10:32 am
All cyclists must die.
You’d better watch it or you’ll have a mob of fit spandex clad men chasing you down.
August 11th, 2008 @ 10:32 am
HEY! My Dad’s a politician
August 11th, 2008 @ 10:33 am
QED
August 11th, 2008 @ 10:37 am
It’s the supporters that get me. Saps.
One time I was in the Beachcomber having a pint and apparently Ivor Callely (J5′s da?) got some fuckin’ election result of sorts.
A load of clowns were cheering and giving him a ‘high chair’ around the pub and buying him pints.
Bet he didn’t buy any back. Who are these gobshites?
August 11th, 2008 @ 10:39 am
I’ll fucking QED you, Major, you horrible little runt.
August 11th, 2008 @ 10:39 am
I wish you’ld make your stance a bit fucking clearer…
Bollock to it all, we allow it to happen.
August 11th, 2008 @ 10:44 am
What numbskull invented spandex? And why do the majority of numbskulls who wear it ride bikes?
August 11th, 2008 @ 10:45 am
PP, it’s the littering I refer to as scumbag. The same people who wouldn’t drop a sweet wrapper think nothing of throwing a toxic, smoking butt wherever they want.
And your issues with cyclists in no way justify them having lit butts thrown in their faces.
And I would never leave a dirty nappy out in public. Because that would be a scummy thing to do, right?
August 11th, 2008 @ 10:54 am
I’m with PP on cyclists – and the Cunts should have to have 3rd party insurance so that when they cause an accident it doesn’t screw the motorist.
As for free butts, you are so right Jo – the governments should introduce a baby butt tax – why should they get Two ( not one but two !!!!) large, round, soft, milky bosoms AND free smokes ?
August 11th, 2008 @ 10:56 am
Surreal, maggot.
August 11th, 2008 @ 10:58 am
What numbskull invented spandex?
Stupid sexy Flanders.
August 11th, 2008 @ 10:59 am
heh
August 11th, 2008 @ 11:02 am
“Cute hoorism” I like that phrase. I also like the word “cronyism”. They sound like the symptoms of something far worse and, in a strange way, I suppose they are…
All courier cyclists must die….horribly.
August 11th, 2008 @ 11:08 am
Surreal, maggot.
Honesty is the best policy Jo. I’ll bet the others agree with me buy are too scared to say!
August 11th, 2008 @ 11:16 am
“We’ll restrict them to Wexford. Problem solved.”
Fuck you, too close to home, can we not ship them out West?
August 11th, 2008 @ 11:19 am
Sunny Limerick it is then.
August 11th, 2008 @ 11:19 am
Problem with cyclists is they endanger themselves, but when I run them over it’s me who gets the blame. So they should obey the rules of the road. I once got knocked over by one in the centre of London, who went through a red light. When he was screaming and rolling on the ground I got in a few choice words and a couple of kicks, and I was the one who was accused of being aggressive. He ran me over the cunt, and deserved every fucking injury he got.
August 11th, 2008 @ 11:21 am
Thank you Mein Fuhrer, that will also keep Nailerzz in gainful employment stabbing arses.
August 11th, 2008 @ 11:22 am
morgor is the only cyclist I know, so I was under the impression that they were all cherubic, handsome devils.
Thanks for putting me straight.
August 11th, 2008 @ 11:26 am
The Highway code is quite clear on rules for cyclists yet they choose to breach every rule regularly, this is not unusual but commonplace. They should be fined like other road users and pay a small fee for the privilige of using the road. They want fucking cycle lanes, then pay for the fucking things don’t use my road tax to fund special roads for fannies in lycra, who think they have the god given right to be cuntmongers.
August 11th, 2008 @ 11:31 am
PP for Taoiseach!
August 11th, 2008 @ 11:42 am
The Highway code is quite clear on rules for cyclists yet they choose to breach every rule regularly, this is not unusual but commonplace.
Every rule of the road is broken by everyone.
Take for example orange lights, they mean “stop if it is safe to do so” , generally people just accelerate so they don’t get stuck with a red light.
Motorcyclists generally overtake on any side of the road.
People park on double yellow lines all the time.
When he was screaming and rolling on the ground I got in a few choice words and a couple of kicks, and I was the one who was accused of being aggressive.
You were the one being agressive! If you were in a car and someone crashes into you by their own fault, you don’t get out of your car and hammer the shit out of them.
Anyway, enough about cyclists, we’re talking about politicians. ya cunt.
August 11th, 2008 @ 11:43 am
Not me Maggot, I want to run Twenty’s extermination camps, which I will build in Foxrock right on the Leopardstown golf course.
I will have a cycle lanes running straight into the stoning stadium. Lets see if their gay helmets protect them then!!. And the people will be allowed to smoke, and non smokers can have a filthy little air conditioned room to keep them happy. Hash in vending machines , and a free bar where anyone ordering Bud Lite will be forced to drink from a tap fed straight from the urinals.
August 11th, 2008 @ 11:44 am
Can you all please STFU. I have a headache
August 11th, 2008 @ 11:46 am
If you were in a car and someone crashes into you by their own fault, you don’t get out of your car and hammer the shit out of them.
Erm, yes we do.
Anyway, enough about cyclists, we’re talking about politicians. ya cunt.
Cycling politicians are the biggest cunts of all – David Cameron, what a prick!
August 11th, 2008 @ 11:48 am
I am not talking about politicians because they make me fucking sick. Every time I read about one of their fucking scams, their hypocrisy and their bastard lies I feel my blood pressure rising. Thing is we elect them, do they not realise we fucking own them the cunts.
Why are decent politicians so rare?
August 11th, 2008 @ 11:50 am
Why are decent politicians so rare?
They exist?
August 11th, 2008 @ 11:53 am
Why are decent politicians so rare?
Because while they’re all morons not one of them is an oxymoron.
August 11th, 2008 @ 11:53 am
Thay must do Morgor, in the UK the NHS was the result of politicians, and no matter what issues it has now free healthcare at the point of access for all is a fucking great idea.
August 11th, 2008 @ 11:57 am
The age old rant about spending on expenses and cars, etc. The truth is that things like that add up to sweet fuck all in the grand scheme of things and the politicians are only too delighted to have us whimpering on about them because it distracts us from real corruption.
Most politicians and high ranking civil servants in this country have and still do take payments to update legislation, approve planning, quash convictions, black list people for credit, issue passports, etc. The cement companies bribe politicians to make life difficult for competing industries such as timber frame housing and environmentally sound concrete. Our health service is being prepared for sale to a pre-selected group of business men. Most of our waste companies are run by gangsters many of whom are former IRA men who needed a business to hide their hard cash.
Organised crime flourishes because of the amount of crooked cops and judges.
August 11th, 2008 @ 12:15 pm
Holemaster lives in Gotham
August 11th, 2008 @ 1:12 pm
Ah, Johnny5. Was it you I exchanged jokes with outside the Academy some weeks back?
August 11th, 2008 @ 1:15 pm
And I AM Batman.
August 11th, 2008 @ 1:34 pm
It wasn’t me. I don’t talk to blacks
August 11th, 2008 @ 1:36 pm
Not even your house staff J5?
August 11th, 2008 @ 1:57 pm
“It wasn’t me. I don’t talk to blacks”
Hah.
August 11th, 2008 @ 2:13 pm
Classic example of one oppressed underclass (Knacker)looking down on another underclass (blacks).
August 11th, 2008 @ 2:13 pm
Right- some fucker asked what we would do if we were politically in charge.
(1) Make the Party Whip system illegal. It will be illegal for any politician to do anything else than fetch and carry messages from the electorate to the Dail. The current system allows any concern at constituency level to be diverted into a party political game. The Whip system is an enemy of democracy and whips should be boiled in their own shite until there’s only enough left to mould a candle.
(2) I would find the little Fianna Fail bollix who threatened Declan Ganley by saying ‘your name is on a list at HQ’. I would then make sure that little fucker was waterboarded regularly in O’Connell Street until it admitted it was a gobshite. And sent back crying to its Mammy in Roscommon to be comforted by any amount of female cousins and thereby make more rural Fianna Failers.
I fucking hate Fianna Fail. Always have, always will.
August 11th, 2008 @ 2:19 pm
Isnt Declan Ganley a complete cunt though?
August 11th, 2008 @ 2:30 pm
Fill3rup says:
Isnt Declan Ganley a complete cunt though?
Of course he is. But its the principle of the thing- where would we end up if Fianna Fail were the only complete cunts allowed to operate?
Its democracy, not a single cunty state.
August 11th, 2008 @ 2:34 pm
In fact. All my life I’ve wanted to break the face off a Fianna Failer when it rears on its hind legs and tries to make out that its perfectly alright for a money-grubbing peasant like itself to pretend it lives in Chile and can therefore intimidate people.
The next time I hear of any Fianna Failer threatening anyone with a ‘list at HQ’ or any other grandiose little bollix statement I’m going to find myself a random Fianna Failer and beat it up without a word.
Grand.
August 11th, 2008 @ 2:35 pm
True,it sounds like the worst threat ever though, “We have your name on a list at HQ”
Was it a Christmas card list or “Really sound heads” List..
Its like him saying “my Da is bigger than yours”
Truly pathetic.. I did however enjoy typing out Declan Hanley is a cunt.. try it,it feels really good.
August 11th, 2008 @ 2:39 pm
Who is Declan Hanley?
August 11th, 2008 @ 2:40 pm
One more than Declan Ganley
August 11th, 2008 @ 2:47 pm
OOP’s!! …er. i mean i typed that there as a test..yes thats it,a test to see if ye were paying attention..
So in conclusion.. Declan Ganley is a Cunt…
Apologies to Declan Hanly who may or may not be a cunt..
August 11th, 2008 @ 2:49 pm
I blame it all on the Jews myself.
August 11th, 2008 @ 2:49 pm
ahhh libertas guy, the fear mongering cunt.
I did a google search for declan hanley and there was stuff about planning permissions in greystones and so on.
I was very confused.
Plus I still have a hangover since my extreme alcohol binge on saturday so I’m still confused and shakey.
August 11th, 2008 @ 2:53 pm
I was a bit tender myself this morning Morgor,it wasnt helped by the fact that i found out that i am working on Sat and therefore could have taken today off in lieu… upside is though that i have tomorrow off instead..
August 11th, 2008 @ 2:54 pm
“ill-informed redneck says:
I blame it all on the Jews myself.”
Thats your answer for everything….
August 11th, 2008 @ 2:58 pm
Add this to the list.. Martin Cullen and his “staffers” flying first class to the Olympics, at a cost of 17k bills, while the athletes have to make do with steerage. And the little cunt was walking up and down the plane in his first class pjs, making sure his family (also in economy) were ok.
And, staffers? who the fuck does he need with him in Beijing? speech writers? make-up people? Is he going to take over the place? Unless one of them can run 100 metres or so very fucking fast, what were they doing there?
This country is like a teenager whose parents have fucked off for the weekend, and can’t believe there’s nobody going to stop them having a mother fucking party and wrecking the joint.
August 11th, 2008 @ 3:05 pm
I ain’t not gonna fuck you bro, ya dig?
August 11th, 2008 @ 3:12 pm
Hmm, Jews, blacks, knackers… any of you progressives joined the boycott of the Rose of Tralee becuse someone in it isn’t ‘a pale-faced Irish Maiden’? Sounds like Vicky ‘ Aryan Warrior Maiden’ Cahill could do with your support
August 11th, 2008 @ 3:14 pm
And yes, apparently it IS the same ‘Cahill’ dynasty who so enlightened the 70′s & 80′s
August 11th, 2008 @ 3:22 pm
Irish politics has always been corrupt. And it always will be until such time as it is not profitable for a politician to divert public money into his or her pocket.
You can’t blame Aherne. The biggest crook of the modern political Irish era was able to win an election last year and was applauded wildly while doing so by various little FF gadgers.
That’s right- a man we all know took bundles of used notes to use the Irish system in order to repay his ‘dig-outs’ with political favours.
But then the FF applause squad are too stupid to realise that the man they are applauding is not working in their interests, but his own.
Call me naive- but I’d prefer that the person in the most senior political role in the country would not take bundles of used notes from anybody, for ANY reason.
I’m a little picky like that. What’s next? The President giving blow jobs for a fiver behind the bins at Aras an Uachtarainn?
August 11th, 2008 @ 3:33 pm
If it’s only a fiver, don’t knock it…
August 11th, 2008 @ 3:35 pm
She only charged my 4 quid cos she said I’d obviously been eating a lot of pineapples.
August 11th, 2008 @ 3:41 pm
“the average person spends less than four minutes a day volunteering and spends in excess of 2hrs a day watching TV or DVD”..
Politics has over the last thirty years (a bit like football) been professionalised .. trying to get through to most of the population through dumbed down one minute messages (declan g/hanley anyone?) that slot into their two hours in front of the box.
There are an overwhelming and growing majority of cunts in politics.. but as none of us can be arsed to get off the sofa.. they, just like the knackers will continue to get away with it.
August 11th, 2008 @ 3:46 pm
This is my final comment.
August 11th, 2008 @ 3:47 pm
I didnt come here to hear reality papalamour .. i read The Star for that…
Now back to my doped up slumber…zzzzzzz
August 11th, 2008 @ 4:00 pm
Noel Dempsey’s writing to all FF town councillors to get them to tell him why they should be nominated again for next year’s local elections.
See below.
http://tinman18.wordpress.com/
August 11th, 2008 @ 4:14 pm
“Democracy sounds like a great fucking thing but it’s not. It’s just a tool to enable… the regular people get fucked royally up the arse every day of the fucking week.”
well the ancient Greeks invented it after all.
August 11th, 2008 @ 4:46 pm
B’dum says:
“Democracy sounds like a great fucking thing but it’s not. It’s just a tool to enable… the regular people get fucked royally up the arse every day of the fucking week.”
That’s right. The most annoying thing about democracy is that its ALMOST a good system. The only thing stopping if from being a good system are politicians.
Hence- get rid of the politicians and democracy has a chance.
They’ll tell you that Direct Democracy sounds like ‘populism’ and they’ll say that word as if it had AIDS.
Any politician has the right to refuse to carry out an ILLEGAL instruction from constituents. If its not illegal then it should be regarded as an instruction.
Politicians would shit themselves at the idea that they might be sidelined away from the trough. But it will happen. Its inevitable.
August 11th, 2008 @ 4:54 pm
You’re all missing the point about our system government.
Democracy is undermined by the free market economy which is international and undermines local concerns.
We are not governed by democracy, we governed by international business who pressure national governments to amend their trade laws so they can trade easier.
What will eventually happen is that most countries will end up with the same laws, the same kind of media, the same kind of educational systems. There will be less scope for independent or alternative social systems to exist legally.
Anyone who speaks out will be considered a radical or a terrorist. Those who choose not to consume and play the game will be sidelined and not supported in any way.
Our governments will merely end up being the shop keepers and security guards for large corporations and all government services including the Police and Emergency services will be privatised. You will have to have insurance to pay for their services.
Welcome to the low tax economy folks.
August 11th, 2008 @ 5:02 pm
Sounds as if Irish politicians learned their craft in Hudson County, New Jersey, U.S.A. And they learned it well. Yeah! The cream of the political crop is dredged from the bottom of the barrel.
August 11th, 2008 @ 5:27 pm
Holemaster, you are dead on.
August 11th, 2008 @ 7:09 pm
Twenty, I think there should be tanks on the streets of dublin, with proper air support, and you should be commander. All you’d need is three days and they’d all be at yer mercy.
August 11th, 2008 @ 8:53 pm
Twenty Major says:
Why are decent politicians so rare?
Because while they’re all morons not one of them is an oxymoron.
A bunch of morons who should be deprived of oxygen?
August 11th, 2008 @ 9:10 pm
More to the point.
As a nation we have become complacent and uncaring about whats happening around us.
Politicians give us our own money back and think we owe them a vote, because thats essentially all they want period.
All very easy to do when billions are pouring in.
Now the cattle are roaring and there is not enough to give them.
Going to be fun the next time they look for votes.
August 12th, 2008 @ 10:37 am
Holemaster is exactly right with his analysis of the effects of the free market system on democracy. I can give a stirring example.
You could argue that both the US and UK have recently ended up in wars because of the need to feed their ‘defence’ industries and a desire to grab cheap resources.
Russia, on the other hand has lots of resources and the government their certainly runs the show. 3 oligarchs have tried to break the Putin deal by interfering in Russian politics- two are dead and one is in jail.
Don’t agree with methods but admire the system.
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April 13th, 2010 @ 9:21 am
It strikes me as rather odd that we follow cretins and allow them to coffer their hollow triumphs. Should’nt we as the fibre of society be legislating their existance; after all is it not just the moral ground that we respect which makes leads us to resist such fundemental changes?
Yes there is the oppurtunity of apathy certainly not to be missed, and should be seized upon, and this will be the political cataclysm generating a new freedom.
The only way forward is to look back essentially, but the world stops for no man, nor tide.