Behold

And verily he dost walk amongst us. Those that sayeth he was merely fiction in yonder tome must repent. His time has cometh.

Beware the Ginger Albino.

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42 Responses to Behold

  1. Jo says:

    Heh. FMC will be after you.

  2. Twenty Major says:

    Look at his two-tone albino-ginger locks. Amazing.

  3. Jo says:

    I can sense your awe.

    Not out and about this weekend? Book-working?

  4. Better than a photo of the Yeti.

  5. Talking Snake says:

    I doubt the chap refers to his look as “ginger albino” though….he’d prefer “fender sunburst”.

  6. laughykate says:

    His brain rusted. Then he got old.

  7. Monkey Balls says:

    What’s the story with the Crusty?
    Looks like he’s rubbing his arse as he walks.

  8. Conan Drumm says:

    Surely that is Der Albinger, headed for a heavy weekend in Camden Street?

  9. Twenty Major says:

    aye, book working, Jo. Good spot, Conan.

  10. Holemaster says:

    Near my neck of the woods there, Concern building across the road. That in fact is a bloke carrying Bosco in his black back pack.

  11. Alexia says:

    I * know * this guy (well to see him, anyway). He works at the same place I do. Wears specs. He’s very real. Wears black religiously. His hair is amazing up close.

  12. Dobharcu says:

    “[Amazon] Customers Who Bought Items Like ['The Tome'] Also Bought:”
    * The Classic Bronte BBC Collection : Jane Eyre DVD
    * The BBC TV Shakespeare Collection DVD
    * The Oscar Wilde BBC Collection : The Importance Of Being Earnest DVD
    * The Anthony Trollope Collection (6 Disc DVD Set)
    So now we can believe anything? Even ginger albino cunts stalking the land.
    (All DVDs above, I note. Someone must have put them all off ever reading again.)

  13. I see your man Hooronohonda is after leaving a message on the last thread saying he’s bored waiting for updated comments so he’s just noted that in a comment.

  14. Twenty Major says:

    That’s pretty boring

  15. fatmammycat says:

    My god, it’s true…a ginger albino. I’m breaking out into a sweat just imagining him naked and smeared with treacle.

  16. Twenty Major says:

    I * know * this guy (well to see him, anyway).

    haha, stay away!

  17. You know when you see a strange looking person on the street like that albino-vulpine up there in the photo do you often wonder whether they had a glorious social life at one time? A kind of shooting star of a life under the benevolent rule of Mick Hucknall for example?

    I was confronted in my accomodation with a man that used to be in a New Romance group at one time and up till three years ago the fucker was still wearing leather trousers.

    In July.

  18. The girl with the albino-vulpine is wearing ‘cannabis hat’ by Isabella Blow.

  19. Oh christ, Twenty don’t do that to me. I’m not THAT stoned. Yet.

  20. Can everybody else see the mott with the albino-vulpine? Wearing a mushtardy coloured gansey so she might be from Cavan?

    With the cannabis plant on her head and her hand on her arse wondering if its true the fecking things root like lightning?

    If not I’m in a spot of bother.

  21. Twenty Major says:

    Ahh. That’s a bloke with dreadlocks.

  22. Alan Smithee says:

    Why are you out on the street taking photos of (men?) ?

  23. Holemaster says:

    I thought that was a girl in the yellow. I must be stoned too.

  24. Twenty Major says:

    Why are you out on the street taking photos of (men?) ?

    I was out on the street walking along, I only took the picture when I saw the Ginger Albino.

  25. Oddly, the urban dictionary (linked above) does not yet have an entry for ginger albino.

    Any takers?

  26. Medbh says:

    That’s some puffy hair.
    It looks like an Irish ‘fro.

  27. On that note, what do you call an Irishman with dreadlocks?
    Eamon!

    I thank you.

  28. tom says:

    He’s like Andy Warhol…. slightly rusted, little decomposed?

  29. papalamour says:

    Redjan Albinovich? An ex-Serbian warlord now successful aromatherapist in Terenure. I am certain of it… call the Hague

  30. Jo says:

    Those would be some broad yellow shoulders for a girl.

    Once long long ago, when we were young and cute and long-haired, my husband and I made a dreadful mistake. We went to visit friends who lived in Clash, both wearing dungarees. We thought we wouldn’t be going anywhere public. But we ended up in the Meeting of the Waters in Avoca, where all the farmers and their wives were having their Friday night break away from not talking to each other at home, not talking to each other in the pub.

    It aroused shock and suspicion when I kissed him – I think they thought we were lesbians.

    Then a nice man at the bar asked us were we enjoying our holidays and was quite taken aback when we said we were from Bray.

  31. Monkey Balls says:

    What about the girl in the blue jumper, over behind the car?
    She’s nice.

  32. Nonny says:

    oh my good you mad fucker.

    You know the way you were talking about the new beer law the other day, well I was in the viperoom last night getting my grove on and with some mighty fine ruggar buggars and we got booted out at 2.30, I didn’t think I mind as much but I really miss that extra hour.

    And another thing they charged people in right up until 2.30 knowing full well that people thought it was open untill 3.30. Shame on them and shame on our shit government.

  33. Jo says:

    Have you got some sort of internal long range lens, MB?

  34. Monkey Balls says:

    Yes, and I just removed the lens-cap. It’s actually a bloke.

  35. Informer says:

    Ginger Albino, that is one for David Attenborough, would have been better though before colour TV’s came in! “Now ‘ere we hav a RARE ginger Albino of the Irish family, watch as he ganders along, tossing his mane back and forward. Tis a sure sign of him wanting to RAPE and PILLAGE!”, “shut up Dave he is listening to METALLICA on his ‘Ead phones you pillick!”.

    A question for you Twenty; have you ever thought of going into the comic book land of writing? You would fair well there me thinks.

  36. If you don’t mind me saying, he doesn’t look very psychopathic, Twenty.

  37. Monkey Balls says:

    It’s all in the eyes, SOS, in the eyes!

    Count your blessings that you were spared the absolute horror that lies within those twisted pupils.

    Waaaahhhhhh!
    ……the eyes!!!

    Wooo-ooo-ooo-oo-oh!

  38. Jo says:

    I don’t know, SOS – his black, light absorbing frame, seems menacing to me.

  39. kev 2 says:

    it could be a woman. Without seeing the face , he / she looks a right cunti

  40. tatoca says:

    heh
    i used to work with this guy.. when i read your book, i pictured him as the character. scary days….

  41. Peadar says:

    dungarees Jo? Shame on you. And your husband as well. Tut

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