Oooops

Posted on | August 1, 2008 | 40 Comments

Looks like they locked up the wrong man. So who did kill Jill Dando?

My money’s on Keith Chegwin.

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  1. Conan Drumm
    August 1st, 2008 @ 2:51 pm

    Did you read this from the CPP (like our DPP): “Our test is always whether there is sufficient evidence for a realistic prospect of conviction; it would be wholly wrong only to bring cases where we were guaranteed a conviction.”

    So evidence is not about guilt/innocence, it’s about the likelihood of securing a conviction against someone, even if they’re innocent?

  2. Twenty Major
    August 1st, 2008 @ 2:57 pm

    That’s an incredible quote, isn’t it?

  3. Talking Snake
    August 1st, 2008 @ 3:02 pm

    Keith Chegwin definitely has a naughty streak. He joined the St John Ambulance Brigade, “not with the intention of saving lives but of saving a space at Liverpool’s football ground for top matches. I got thrown out for standing on their one and only ping pong ball. They said I’d done it on purpose. After I threatened to knock out everyone in the group, to see how good they really were at First Aid, I was given my marching orders.”

    (From his autobiography, “Shaken But Not Stirred”)

  4. Lou Plic
    August 1st, 2008 @ 3:22 pm

    Could it have been Garry Glitter?! He’s been released soon as well you know……

  5. porridge
    August 1st, 2008 @ 3:23 pm

    Mr Clegg told jurors: “The only reason that the prosecution say that this is the work of the local loner, the local nutter, the man with these serious psychological problems, is because that is the man they arrested.”

    nothing like having your defence solicitor on your side

  6. Lou Plic
    August 1st, 2008 @ 3:25 pm

    Could it have been Garry Glitter?! He’s been released soon as well you know……

    Should read: “He’s being…..”

  7. Walls
    August 1st, 2008 @ 3:54 pm

    I don’t think any Irish person is surprised that the English Legal System makes mistakes. But it does mean that the person who killed her is still out there. It’s still a mystery to many folks as to why she was killed in the first place…

  8. Twenty Major
    August 1st, 2008 @ 3:57 pm

    She did seem quite harmless, in fairness.

  9. Verbal Kunt
    August 1st, 2008 @ 4:10 pm

    I cannot hear or read anything about this case without Abba coming to mind;

    “did you see the gun Jill Dando”

  10. V
    August 1st, 2008 @ 4:23 pm

    I can’t even remember what Jan Dildo was famous for..

  11. Lou Plic
    August 1st, 2008 @ 4:26 pm

    Crime Watch UK

  12. Jo
    August 1st, 2008 @ 4:30 pm

    but she was being stalked, wasn’t she? Was he the guy stalking her? This is why I wouldn’t be in favour of a death penalty – I read a story in the Times, maybe last weekend? about a couple in the states who’d been wrongly convicted of murder. He’d been killed in a disgusting, horrific botched execution and she’d spent thirty something years in prison – he small children had had to go live with their grandparents, who also died and so they were taken in to care. It was a horrible story.

  13. problemchildbride
    August 1st, 2008 @ 4:31 pm

    It might just have been a game of Cheggers Plays Pop gone dreadfully awry.

  14. problemchildbride
    August 1st, 2008 @ 4:32 pm

    Personally I’ve never trusted that Noel Edmonds. That’s a murderous beard if ever I saw one.

  15. raptureponies
    August 1st, 2008 @ 4:32 pm

    Yikes

  16. Fill3rup
    August 1st, 2008 @ 4:35 pm

    I would imagine it was a case of mistaken identity (Dando being shot),it looked like a professional hit..
    I dont think the truth will come out for a very long time if ever..

  17. Sniffle&Cry
    August 1st, 2008 @ 4:48 pm

    No PCB, it was Des Lynam, Noel Edmonds shot Princess Diana – she was shot, it’ll come out eventually…….

  18. Hooronahonda
    August 1st, 2008 @ 4:49 pm

    She seemed like a nice woman, God love her.

  19. Monkey Balls
    August 1st, 2008 @ 4:51 pm

    Fillerup, go easy on that OXO cube I sold you. Has me whacked out of me bin all day.
    It’s fuckin’ potent!

  20. Jo
    August 1st, 2008 @ 4:52 pm

    I got left behind for a bit there, so I’ll repeat myself – is everyone reading B’dum’s blog? Young he may be, but it’s mighty. http://positiveboredom.blogspot.com/

  21. Holemaster
    August 1st, 2008 @ 5:07 pm

    Hey Jo (where you going with that gun in your hand) sorry, that just comes to mind when I type hey jo.

    He was a big time stalker but he wasn’t stalking her, just about a hundred other women though. He’s obviously a bit of a sad case but probably not the guy.

    My money is on Jimmy Saville, he’s just plain odd.

  22. Holemaster
    August 1st, 2008 @ 5:08 pm
  23. Alan Smithee
    August 1st, 2008 @ 5:24 pm

    “They painted an image of Mr George approaching a series of women on the streets of Fulham.

    The prosecution told the jury Mr George was a celebrity and gun-obsessed stalker with a grudge against the BBC, where he had worked as a messenger for a short time in the past.

    He was said to have photographed hundreds of women and was described as a fantasist who told people he was the cousin of the late Queen singer Freddie Mercury.

    When police searched his home in Crookham Road, officers found 2,248 photographs he had taken of women.”

    The cunt deserved 8 years for that alone.
    The cunt deserved 8 years for that alone.

  24. Holemaster
    August 1st, 2008 @ 5:39 pm

    Did he?
    Did he?

  25. Alan Smithee
    August 1st, 2008 @ 6:39 pm

    Aye, aye. (I have no idea how that happened.)

  26. Jo
    August 1st, 2008 @ 8:08 pm

    It was effective nonetheless!

  27. Puerile Pish
    August 1st, 2008 @ 9:54 pm

    I think he did it, just some of the forensic evidence was ruled out.

  28. SuperGrover
    August 1st, 2008 @ 10:28 pm

    I did it. Got away with it, all the same. Sweet.

    Now, where does Linda Martin live?

  29. Talking Snake
    August 1st, 2008 @ 11:01 pm

    SG, click on my name. She’s let herself go a bit.

  30. Dobharchu
    August 1st, 2008 @ 11:04 pm

    “So who did kill Jill Dando?”

    Jeeze, Twenty, it’s obvious.

    Some fucking cunt did it.

  31. SuperGrover
    August 1st, 2008 @ 11:07 pm

    Looks better than usual. Must be airbrushed.

  32. manuel
    August 2nd, 2008 @ 12:12 am

    Our (FC UNITED) first goalkeeper was called Barry George. The song for him went, “He wants the word to know he didn’t kill Dando. Free Barry George.” It was a great song…..

  33. Twenty Major
    August 2nd, 2008 @ 12:23 am

    Yeah, but it’s somehow associated with Manchester United which makes it worse than raping a child.

  34. benders better brother
    August 2nd, 2008 @ 1:48 am

    You mean Keith Chegwin’s not locked up? Fuck.

  35. Between Boston and Berlin » Blog Archive » Barry George, Jill Dando and that headline
    August 2nd, 2008 @ 10:53 am

    [...] had the hallmarks of a hitman, not the questionable mental state of a character like Barry George. Twenty Major has his own suggestion but I think it’s enough to remind ourselves why the Sun is so valuable [...]

  36. haddock
    August 2nd, 2008 @ 12:00 pm

    It was a case of mistaken identity, someone said “why doesn’t someone shoot that fucking vacuous blonde bitch that’s always on television”…. such a wide choice there…. actually that fucking Anthea Turner was the intended target, now her removal would have been popular.

  37. Informer
    August 2nd, 2008 @ 10:19 pm

    Jill Dando was murdered by a professional hitman in a “planned and carefully executed” attack that may have been ordered by the notorious Serbian warlord Arkan in revenge for the Nato bombing of a TV station in Belgrade, it was suggested yesterday at the Old Bailey.

    Just ask the guys that setup Veronica and you’ll probably get a good answer lads and laddettes. She was setup by black ops and used to put the fear out to other women in the communications median. The message: increase your security or this happens! We will never catch them, same as the state punishers masquerading in the North as paramilitaries killing SETUP targets to send a message of fear to the masses, we can only pray it is not one of us next….(Now the X-Files music stands playing).

  38. manuel
    August 3rd, 2008 @ 12:07 am

    pfft

  39. Bock the Robber
    August 3rd, 2008 @ 4:14 pm

    Sniffle -

    You know perfectly well it was Mother Teresa who killed Princess Diana.

  40. Grimy Miner
    August 4th, 2008 @ 8:56 am

    Video killed the radio star

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