Comments on: Writing is making my brain go funny

By: Batty Sullivan

Batty Sullivan — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 08:07:04 +0000

Monkey balls wrote;

“And one last thing;

I’d like to take this opportunity to apologise to Batty Sullivan. I’m sorry for taking cheap shots at you earlier.
Batty, you obviously know your stuff. I’m not used to that kinda stuff on this blog, and I was caught out. I won’t do it again, to you.”

I’d like to apologise to Monkey balls for putting him in a position where he felt he ahd to apologise to me. Apologies to all of yez.

And finally I’d like to thank my parents for helping to locate suitable professional representation and my agent for immediately turning around and helping me find more suitable parents.

Monkey balls, are you trying to cadge a sub? I’ve no money but I can do you a great deal on a black pony with a white blaze on its nose and the longest ears you ever saw…

By: problemchildbride

problemchildbride — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 07:29:11 +0000

Ask the publishers if they want it done quick or if they want it done right? And don’t bother about the poor grammar when you say it, it’ll ruin the scansion. You’re on book 2, man! Book 2! You’ve earned the right to be a least a little diva-ish with them, no?

By: GLUAISTEAN

GLUAISTEAN — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 05:39:08 +0000

…WE ARE TALKING TEN WPM, RIGHT/…. ; )

By: laughykate

laughykate — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 04:20:28 +0000

I just can’t seem to compute people’s 40th birthdays – always default to ‘I’m off to Blah-de-Blah’s 21st’. And I have terrible habit of referring to people’s funerals as their weddings.

By: Monkey Balls

Monkey Balls — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:06:27 +0000

And one last thing;

By: Monkey Balls

Monkey Balls — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 21:12:21 +0000

the same thing.

Where is everybody, at the off-license?

By: Monkey Balls

Monkey Balls — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:32:09 +0000

Have you ever done thing speaking foreign languages?
I couldn’t stop myself saying ‘Bonjour’ and ‘Au Revoir’ to Spaniards, and God help the poor Frenchies I used to talk Irish to.

By: Jo

Jo — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:53:54 +0000

Ha, Twenty’s opened an e-salon. The French kind, not the hairdressery kind.

By: Dessiegee

Dessiegee — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:45:51 +0000

Gang o’ shang a langers……

By: James Joyce

James Joyce — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:45:36 +0000

Hey, be all Fonzie people.