Stupid cunts of the day
Posted in Blog by Twenty Major on July 24th, 2008
Stupid cunt 1 - The bloke who made death threats on Bebo and now has to spend three years in jail. Bebo really is like the special needs class of the internet.
Stupid cunt 2 - Max Mosley. He may have won his case against the News of the World but his pitiful words about how it was the publicity, and not his own actions, that devastated his family make him a cunt.
Stupid cunts 3&4 - The canoe couple. If you’re going to fake your own death don’t pose for pictures with your ex-wife. And don’t walk into a police station claiming amnesia unless you’re a fucking good actor.
Amateurs. I could disappear forever right now and you’d never even know I’d …
Was that Nailerz there? (number 1)
July 24th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
What about Stupid Cunts 5,6,7,8 When carrying a shitload of coke please check fuel type on engine before embarking on voyage
July 24th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
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1st prize must go to Lying Eyes sourcing a hitman off the net. Just how dumb is that>
July 24th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
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Dumber than someone who thinks she was framed.
July 24th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
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If you read the news, you can learn a lot as a criminal. All wife killers from now on will remember to turn their mobiles off, thanks to Joe o Reilly!
July 24th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
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Fair Point twenty - anyone who believes her story deserves the no 1 spot
July 24th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
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CSI and similar programs are a godsend to the criminal classes.
July 24th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
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Fucking Lawyers!
He said that Mooney was not in a position to offer either Ms Kinsella or Mr Gibbs any compensation but asked the judge to accept that he was “genuinely not a bad person” and that there were “two sides to the story”.
July 24th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
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We should have a ‘cunt of the week’ every week.
Failing that, a ‘most stupid Bebo/Facebook/MySpace page of the week’.
July 24th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
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Oh wait, we’d all have to sign up for the second one. Forget it.
July 24th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
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Oh for fucks sake, the guy from bebo only got 3 years in jail, even though he got 2 three year sentences and 2 year sentences. that should be 16 years. the cunt.
News of the World editor Colin Myler said the paper was pleased at the lack of punitive damages, but added that “our press is less free today after another judgement based on privacy laws emanating from Europe”.
Fucking news of the world, anything to promote a bit of xenophobia.
July 24th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
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I could never figure out the thinking behind concurrent sentences.
Seems to say - if you’re going to do a crime, might as well do a few.
July 24th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
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yeah, kind of a two for one offer.
Or in this case a 4 for one offer.
July 24th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
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Well now I wouldn’t be too sure about Mosley being such a thick cunt. He’s just sued the News of the World for 60 big ones sterling. That should keep him in hookers and Nazi leather gear for the rest of his life.
I do love a happy ending.
July 24th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
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His father would have been so proud.
July 24th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
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Some reprehensible bebo types MonkeyBalls:
http://thepalest.wordpress.com/2008/07/20/the-panic-the-vomit/
July 24th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
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I made two death threats today …….one was to kill all dentists and the other was a specific hacker. am I a Cunt?
July 24th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
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Is that your blog, Hershel?
July 24th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
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Of course you are Roy, you’re a taxi driver!
July 24th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
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Err, yes. I’m not usually that much of a fascist. I swear.
July 24th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
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Keep it up.
July 24th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
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Cheers! I have a lot of hate.
July 24th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
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Do keep it up Hershel. And put your blog’s address in the ‘website box’. And stop stopping comments by making them wait for moderation.
Thanks.
July 24th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
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Fair enough.
The first link is not actually blocked. If you scroll down from the “No can do” bit you will see that it is an hilarious ruse on the part of “Bren”.
I’ll have to work out how to allow comments without approval.
July 24th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
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You should all have a look at Hershel’s blog. It’s not very big, but it’s brilliant so far.
http://thepalest.wordpress.com/2008/07/20/the-panic-the-vomit/
The ‘knacker watch’ is one I’ll be folleyin’. Who know’s, I might even pop up in it!
July 24th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
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I didnt have the heart to open any of Hershel’s weblogs, its too depressing. Besides, when I walk through the door this evening into D8 there will be enough stupid cunts walking around for me to gape at.
July 24th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
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For me it’s the English cocaine lads.
“I shouldn’t be here at all your honour, I was only trying to help those cunts, then they pushed me into the boat so they did, the buggers, and left me with all that top grade charlie ERRR I mean suspicious looking packages.”
Bravo, sirs.
July 24th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
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One of Hershel’s Bebo freaks has the following music tastes listed…
Snow Patrol Chasing Cars, ACDC, Michael Jackson, Dj tiesto, Africa - toto, ATB, Chris De Burgh of course, 50 cent, Tom Petty, Lynard Skynard, Timbaland-Apologize, 80s power ballads, Toto-Africa, Nelly, Michael Jackson, JFK, Haddaway- What is love, Gorillas, U2, Gigi D’Agostino, Bryan Adams, Dire straits, ATB.
I shall say no more.
July 24th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
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Knackerwatch Update photo - class!
July 24th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
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That’s that Wesley Quirke cunt.
I love the way he has Africa - toto and Toto - Africa. Mong
July 24th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
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There’s probably hours of entertainment to be had on Bebo. but you need to register which means they have my details which is just not going to happen.
July 24th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
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I despise Wesley Quirke. If you click onto any of his bebo friends sites you are guaranteed to spend at least 15 minutes vomiting.
You don’t need to be registered to view most bebo profiles, PP.
July 24th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
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ugh hershel I read that contribution from’Bren’ what kind of a man allows a donkey such intimate contact?
July 24th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
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A man like Bren.
Check out his “up the irish???” photo section. Staggering.
July 24th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
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Afraid to- it’s not donkey-related is it?
July 24th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
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“I despise Wesley Quirke.”
I despise anyone called Wesley, Craig, Wayne, Blaine or any other fucking stupid name made up in a suburban living room while some pleb dazzle show is on the telly while everyone is eating their dinners off their laps.
July 24th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
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I’ve just read through two threads of comments and I feel a bit weird.
PP - ‘they’ say ‘beer after wine is fine’. I personally went with the fear one.
I also liked ‘Richard Gere - Primal Fear’ and ‘The Bone Collector - he collects bones…’.
Your many additions were most amusing though. I like perrier and merrier especially.
July 24th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
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Sister maggot - No, it appears to be IQ/social circumstances related.
July 24th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
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ok that shouldn’t take long to read then
July 24th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
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Are Donkeys Cunts Twenty ?
July 24th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
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Whered’ya get the photos, Hershel?
July 24th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
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Donkeys, I am indifferent to.
July 24th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
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To donkeys you are indifferent?
They love you though, Twenty, they told me. You’re their velvet nosed human-god.
July 24th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
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I have a way with animals, Jo.
That’s leaving it wide open.
So’s that.
You know what I mean.
July 24th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
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You hate owls because they know your secrets…
July 24th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
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And because they’re cunts, but yes, mostly that.
July 24th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
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I find you can trust an owl with most secrets.
Not like them weasels, they’re…. well, weasels.
July 24th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
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Donkeys dont have curved foreheads, Twenty is indifferent.
Owls, Dwarves and Dolphins do have curved foreheads and are cunts.
I think Cuntishness is forehead-linked.
July 24th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
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So bebo man planned on running away to Australia..Someone should tell him they stopped accepting convicts quite some time ago….
July 25th, 2008 at 12:04 am
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dolphins are evil fucking bastards …
with there whistling and there cackling …
YOU FUCKING CUNTS ..cacaca breeee breee
Imagine going drinking with one of em …I bet after a bit of whiskey they slow down there speed and you can actually hear what there saying
I just know one of these days ill see two doplhins in a supermarket trolley going down the road being pushed by a monkey … then ill know its all over for man kind
twenty that “hate: of yours is catching
July 25th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
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I’d say that parents who try to give their kids stupid names are total cunts…
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/frontpage/2008/0725/1216917539792.html
Makes names like Immaculata, Concepta and Chlamydia (coming to Coolock in 2009) look nearly normal!
July 25th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
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