Comments on: Belly laughs http://twentymajor.net/2008/07/22/belly-laughs/ Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:43:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: spoofer http://twentymajor.net/2008/07/22/belly-laughs/#comment-43538 spoofer Wed, 23 Jul 2008 01:44:36 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1556#comment-43538 I was trying to get my car door open one day and this bloke came over, handed me a metal rod and said ‘You have to pry, mate or used a monkey wrench this shite will have you swinging of trees. I was trying to get my car door open one day and this bloke came over, handed me a metal rod and said ‘You have to pry, mate
or used a monkey wrench this shite will have you swinging of trees.

]]> By: problemchildbride http://twentymajor.net/2008/07/22/belly-laughs/#comment-43495 problemchildbride Tue, 22 Jul 2008 14:10:25 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1556#comment-43495 With heartfelt apeologies. With heartfelt apeologies.

]]> By: problemchildbride http://twentymajor.net/2008/07/22/belly-laughs/#comment-43494 problemchildbride Tue, 22 Jul 2008 14:10:10 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1556#comment-43494 Tell Stinking Pete it was a girl fox and now he's pregnant. Tell him th only way to get rid of it is by eating bananas, but not just one or two bananas, an ape portion. Tell Stinking Pete it was a girl fox and now he’s pregnant. Tell him th only way to get rid of it is by eating bananas, but not just one or two bananas, an ape portion.

]]> By: Holemaster http://twentymajor.net/2008/07/22/belly-laughs/#comment-43483 Holemaster Tue, 22 Jul 2008 13:30:58 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1556#comment-43483 After a massive increase in the Gorilla population causing overcrowding and scarcity of food, hunters were sent it to carry out a cull. As they crept through the forest, ready to shoot, they saw some movement in the undergrowth. They cocked their rifles and with fingers on triggers, out came a shout..... Hey hey! We're the monkeys. After a massive increase in the Gorilla population causing overcrowding and scarcity of food, hunters were sent it to carry out a cull.

As they crept through the forest, ready to shoot, they saw some movement in the undergrowth. They cocked their rifles and with fingers on triggers, out came a shout…..

Hey hey! We’re the monkeys.

]]> By: Whiskeyintheditch http://twentymajor.net/2008/07/22/belly-laughs/#comment-43481 Whiskeyintheditch Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:50:32 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1556#comment-43481 Rhesus wept Rhesus wept

]]> By: Lung the Younger. http://twentymajor.net/2008/07/22/belly-laughs/#comment-43480 Lung the Younger. Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:49:11 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1556#comment-43480 Last night I came down to find a gorilla burgling our house and trying to make off with our family cutlery. ‘Put that silver back!’ I yelled. Last night I came down to find a gorilla burgling our house and trying to make off with our family cutlery. ‘Put that silver back!’ I yelled.

]]> By: maggot http://twentymajor.net/2008/07/22/belly-laughs/#comment-43478 maggot Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:23:51 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1556#comment-43478 Elvis did a version, but the original is best! <a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsK1OPt_tTI&feature=related" rel="nofollow">too much monkey business</A> Elvis did a version, but the original is best! too much monkey business

]]> By: Holemaster http://twentymajor.net/2008/07/22/belly-laughs/#comment-43477 Holemaster Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:20:31 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1556#comment-43477 Hey Jo... Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phoooone Hey Jo… Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phoooone

]]> By: maggot http://twentymajor.net/2008/07/22/belly-laughs/#comment-43476 maggot Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:19:18 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1556#comment-43476 <a HREF="http://www.poets.org/viewmedia.php/prmMID/15433" rel="nofollow">We Real Cool</A> Jo! We Real Cool Jo!

]]> By: Jo http://twentymajor.net/2008/07/22/belly-laughs/#comment-43475 Jo Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:16:24 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1556#comment-43475 Good lord, maggot, you come with a topic related theme tune Good lord, maggot, you come with a topic related theme tune

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