I’m pretty sure…

Posted in Blog by Twenty Major on July 21st, 2008

…that the Green Party, as a political entity, has no connection with my green bin but I’m still using it to dispose of non-biodegradable or recycleable rubbish all the same.

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66 comments

  1. Conan Drumm says:

    The ‘green’ bin in these parts is blue. The bin for all-manner-of-stinky-shite-for-the-landfill is green. I call it the coalition bin to avaoid the ‘green’ / green confusion.

    July 21st, 2008 at 3:11 pm

  2. Twenty Major says:

    If it was the blue bin I’d certainly more environmentally aware, allowing them to empty the paper, plastic and bio-degradable kitchen waste in the normal landfill.

    July 21st, 2008 at 3:16 pm
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  3. morgor the selfless says:

    Eggs.

    July 21st, 2008 at 3:27 pm
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  4. Hooronahonda says:

    We have a dark grey bin for all the shite that cannot be recycled. I think is a form of camouflage because when you leave it at the side of the road before retiring for the evening some prick will run into it at high speed and save the binmen the job of emptying it.

    July 21st, 2008 at 3:30 pm
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  5. fatmammycat says:

    Weren’t they chucking eggs at Sarkozy earlier?

    July 21st, 2008 at 3:36 pm
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  6. Puerile Pish says:

    Yes they were, unfortunately they were not Ostrich eggs. When they hit him he went “Oeuf!!!”

    July 21st, 2008 at 3:38 pm
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  7. Holemaster says:

    Yeah and he went “Ouef” when he was hit in stomach

    July 21st, 2008 at 3:39 pm
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  8. Holemaster says:

    Great minds… Fools seldom…. and all that.

    July 21st, 2008 at 3:40 pm
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  9. Lorcan the Lion says:

    I hear they just threw one egg at him and when it him he shouted ‘That’s un ouef”

    July 21st, 2008 at 3:43 pm
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  10. Conan Drumm says:

    The ‘non’ crowd were just egging him on.

    July 21st, 2008 at 3:45 pm
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  11. Fill3rup says:

    He’s an awful yoke..

    July 21st, 2008 at 3:52 pm
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  12. Conan Drumm says:

    You mean oueful?

    July 21st, 2008 at 3:55 pm
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  13. Twenty Major says:

    No more egg puns, please…

    July 21st, 2008 at 3:58 pm
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  14. Puerile Pish says:

    Hah Major, you are getting it back in spades

    July 21st, 2008 at 4:04 pm
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  15. Lung the Younger. says:

    If the green bin isn’t big enough to fit a human head, I really don’t see the point of it.

    July 21st, 2008 at 4:04 pm
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  16. morgor the selfless says:

    but they’re eggshellent.

    You’re a right one to be giving out about puns though.

    July 21st, 2008 at 4:04 pm
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  17. Puerile Pish says:

    Eggsactly Conan, truly oueful

    July 21st, 2008 at 4:04 pm
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  18. Twenty Major says:

    heh, go on then. Scramble around and do your worst. I can take it.

    July 21st, 2008 at 4:05 pm
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  19. Puerile Pish says:

    Come on, more egg puns please and be quiche about it.

    July 21st, 2008 at 4:05 pm
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  20. Lung the Younger. says:

    I hear that Carla Bruni almost had her handbag poached as well.

    July 21st, 2008 at 4:10 pm
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  21. Puerile Pish says:

    Sarkozy showed his eggsasperation at the Irish for the “No” Vote and called on Cowen to eggsplore all avenues to reach a solution.

    July 21st, 2008 at 4:10 pm
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  22. Conan Drumm says:

    I would like to scotch this egg rumour…

    July 21st, 2008 at 4:10 pm
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  23. Hooronahonda says:

    Sarkozy struck by egg!

    That’s one for the family albumen.

    July 21st, 2008 at 4:11 pm
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  24. gimmeaminute says:

    Zygote a good one…

    No, I don’t.

    July 21st, 2008 at 4:12 pm
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  25. Puerile Pish says:

    But Lung, she is rich enough to shell out for another one.

    July 21st, 2008 at 4:12 pm
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  26. Puerile Pish says:

    I believe Cowen and Sarkozy will be on later advocaat’ing a way forward for Lisbon

    July 21st, 2008 at 4:22 pm
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  27. gimmeaminute says:

    I don’t know PP, sales of her new most recent albumen have been slow.

    July 21st, 2008 at 4:23 pm
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  28. Hooronahonda says:

    Pope struck by missiles from crowd exclaims” What the fuck was that?”

    They were eggs Benedict.

    (it wheelie is a shame we cannot think of a few bin puns).

    July 21st, 2008 at 4:25 pm
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  29. Loco Lobo says:

    Why is everyone egging Twenty on?

    July 21st, 2008 at 4:29 pm
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  30. Puerile Pish says:

    Only someone as hard boiled as Hoor would dare to make Pope jokes.

    July 21st, 2008 at 4:29 pm
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  31. Lung the Younger. says:

    Yeah PP, but think of who she had to lay to get it.

    July 21st, 2008 at 4:34 pm
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  32. Holemaster says:

    Sarkozy will have to scramble all his the best political minds and hatch a new plan for Europe or he’ll have egg on his face.

    July 21st, 2008 at 4:36 pm
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  33. Holemaster says:

    We can’t be giving those Eurocrats free range.

    July 21st, 2008 at 4:38 pm
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  34. Lung the Younger. says:

    ..although I agree with you that Carla lives a coddled life.

    July 21st, 2008 at 4:38 pm
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  35. Puerile Pish says:

    If we carry on like this Twenty will become eggasperated and start hurling eggspletives at us.

    July 21st, 2008 at 4:45 pm
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  36. porridge says:

    he’s already cried fowl

    July 21st, 2008 at 4:50 pm
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  37. Hooronahonda says:

    This is good crack, but i’m beaten now. Cant think of any more puns, brain is fried. I’ll leave you with the words of that favourite, old song:
    “shell be coming round the mountain when she comes, shell be coming round the mountain when she comes…”

    July 21st, 2008 at 4:58 pm
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  38. Crackles says:

    Om, let me ouef of ‘ere xx Frit, ta ta

    July 21st, 2008 at 5:04 pm
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  39. porridge says:

    sarkozy went into his shell after the attack. reporters couldn’t get a word out ovum

    July 21st, 2008 at 5:06 pm
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  40. Holemaster says:

    Sinn Fein shouted Tiocfaidh Egg!

    July 21st, 2008 at 5:08 pm
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  41. porridge says:

    we should just tell sarkozy to fuck ubh

    July 21st, 2008 at 5:14 pm
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  42. Scawgeen says:

    One of our local refuse trucks is called Bin Laden, one of the other ones is called Pocahontas, and the skip lorry is called Skippy for obvious reasons nothing to do with kangaroo’s or keeping fit.

    July 21st, 2008 at 5:16 pm
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  43. Holemaster says:

    Bush and Condi were on the front lawn of the white house a protester approached….

    “Egg!” Cried Rice

    July 21st, 2008 at 5:23 pm
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  44. Cogly says:

    Green is the colour of snot and horrible infected boils and suchlike, they should choose a nicer colour for their party, like mauve or cerise. Cerise is nice, The Cerise Party, I’d vote for them.

    July 21st, 2008 at 5:23 pm
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  45. Dicknog says:

    Any yokes?

    July 21st, 2008 at 5:23 pm
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  46. Holemaster says:

    What’s the scent you’re wearing Sarko?

    “Oeuf Saint Laurent”

    July 21st, 2008 at 5:25 pm
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  47. porridge says:

    completely off topic, but seems that some of the uses for wd40 listed on their site include removing a boa constrictor stuck in the engine compartment of a car, and “lubricates fingers stuck in hole”. you never know when you might have…

    July 21st, 2008 at 5:26 pm
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  48. Anto says:

    Is time scrambled and are we an hour behind real time again this evening

    July 21st, 2008 at 6:24 pm
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  49. Conan Drumm says:

    I heard he got a standing ovulaton at the French embassy…

    July 21st, 2008 at 6:28 pm
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  50. Twenty Major says:

    Well I hope you’re all thoroughly ashamed of yourselves.

    July 21st, 2008 at 6:39 pm
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  51. Monkey Balls says:

    Note that I had no part in it whatsover Twenty. I slept through the whole day. It was great, thanks.

    July 21st, 2008 at 6:50 pm
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  52. fatmammycat says:

    You must have bee egghausted, MB.

    July 21st, 2008 at 7:17 pm
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  53. Stephen says:

    That was EGG-mazing!!!

    Oh, wait…

    July 21st, 2008 at 7:27 pm
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  54. Holemaster says:

    I’ve been whisked away…….

    July 21st, 2008 at 7:37 pm
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  55. Jo says:

    Jesus, you’re all in fine fettle today. This is definitely to best pun-fest yet. You’ve eggshelled yourselves.

    I award Word-play Wizard hats to ‘that’s un oeuf, standing ovulation, family albumen, advocating, Ouef St Laurent and out ovum’.

    Eggshellent indeed. Egg puns are less painful that other puns for some reason.

    July 21st, 2008 at 8:34 pm
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  56. Holemaster says:

    Right, this is over!…. easy.

    July 21st, 2008 at 8:42 pm
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  57. Twenty Major says:

    There’s nothing left that hasn’t been done.

    July 21st, 2008 at 8:44 pm
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  58. Monkey Balls says:

    What about sperm? Nobody’s done sperm.

    July 21st, 2008 at 9:36 pm
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  59. Jo says:

    Why is sperm relevant? Or do you just like sperm?

    July 21st, 2008 at 10:17 pm
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  60. maggot says:

    Whale of a Time.

    July 21st, 2008 at 10:36 pm
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  61. maggot says:

    Or are whales, like dolphins, cunts ?

    July 21st, 2008 at 10:36 pm
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  62. spoofer says:

    eggssperm I ment on no vote

    July 21st, 2008 at 10:46 pm
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  63. spoofer says:

    and do dolphens cunts float eggs on the sea range?

    July 21st, 2008 at 10:51 pm
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  64. Monkey Balls says:

    On second thoughts, you’re right. We should all get to bed early tonight. Wake up nice and fresh for Tuesday.
    -Oh my God. I can’t believe it’s only Tuesday tomorrow!
    -Isn’t this week dragging?
    -Oh wait. I just remembered, I have this week off.
    -Phew!

    July 21st, 2008 at 11:42 pm
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  65. cnut says:

    I just started reading this and lost track of time. Now o’m lette for my 2 o’ clock meeting. Thanks a lot.

    July 22nd, 2008 at 3:19 am
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  66. Holemaster says:

    The Indo rag “journos” are reading your blog twenty…

    http://www.independent.ie/national-news/un-oeufs-enough-as-french-egg-thrower-is-fined-1437909.html

    July 22nd, 2008 at 1:24 pm
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