I’m pretty sure…

…that the Green Party, as a political entity, has no connection with my green bin but I’m still using it to dispose of non-biodegradable or recycleable rubbish all the same.

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66 Responses to I’m pretty sure…

  1. Conan Drumm says:

    The ‘green’ bin in these parts is blue. The bin for all-manner-of-stinky-shite-for-the-landfill is green. I call it the coalition bin to avaoid the ‘green’ / green confusion.

  2. Twenty Major says:

    If it was the blue bin I’d certainly more environmentally aware, allowing them to empty the paper, plastic and bio-degradable kitchen waste in the normal landfill.

  3. Hooronahonda says:

    We have a dark grey bin for all the shite that cannot be recycled. I think is a form of camouflage because when you leave it at the side of the road before retiring for the evening some prick will run into it at high speed and save the binmen the job of emptying it.

  4. fatmammycat says:

    Weren’t they chucking eggs at Sarkozy earlier?

  5. Puerile Pish says:

    Yes they were, unfortunately they were not Ostrich eggs. When they hit him he went “Oeuf!!!”

  6. Holemaster says:

    Yeah and he went “Ouef” when he was hit in stomach

  7. Holemaster says:

    Great minds… Fools seldom…. and all that.

  8. Lorcan the Lion says:

    I hear they just threw one egg at him and when it him he shouted ‘That’s un ouef”

  9. Conan Drumm says:

    The ‘non’ crowd were just egging him on.

  10. Fill3rup says:

    He’s an awful yoke..

  11. Conan Drumm says:

    You mean oueful?

  12. Twenty Major says:

    No more egg puns, please…

  13. Puerile Pish says:

    Hah Major, you are getting it back in spades

  14. If the green bin isn’t big enough to fit a human head, I really don’t see the point of it.

  15. but they’re eggshellent.

    You’re a right one to be giving out about puns though.

  16. Puerile Pish says:

    Eggsactly Conan, truly oueful

  17. Twenty Major says:

    heh, go on then. Scramble around and do your worst. I can take it.

  18. Puerile Pish says:

    Come on, more egg puns please and be quiche about it.

  19. I hear that Carla Bruni almost had her handbag poached as well.

  20. Puerile Pish says:

    Sarkozy showed his eggsasperation at the Irish for the “No” Vote and called on Cowen to eggsplore all avenues to reach a solution.

  21. Conan Drumm says:

    I would like to scotch this egg rumour…

  22. Hooronahonda says:

    Sarkozy struck by egg!

    That’s one for the family albumen.

  23. gimmeaminute says:

    Zygote a good one…

    No, I don’t.

  24. Puerile Pish says:

    But Lung, she is rich enough to shell out for another one.

  25. Puerile Pish says:

    I believe Cowen and Sarkozy will be on later advocaat’ing a way forward for Lisbon

  26. gimmeaminute says:

    I don’t know PP, sales of her new most recent albumen have been slow.

  27. Hooronahonda says:

    Pope struck by missiles from crowd exclaims” What the fuck was that?”

    They were eggs Benedict.

    (it wheelie is a shame we cannot think of a few bin puns).

  28. Loco Lobo says:

    Why is everyone egging Twenty on?

  29. Puerile Pish says:

    Only someone as hard boiled as Hoor would dare to make Pope jokes.

  30. Yeah PP, but think of who she had to lay to get it.

  31. Holemaster says:

    Sarkozy will have to scramble all his the best political minds and hatch a new plan for Europe or he’ll have egg on his face.

  32. Holemaster says:

    We can’t be giving those Eurocrats free range.

  33. ..although I agree with you that Carla lives a coddled life.

  34. Puerile Pish says:

    If we carry on like this Twenty will become eggasperated and start hurling eggspletives at us.

  35. porridge says:

    he’s already cried fowl

  36. Hooronahonda says:

    This is good crack, but i’m beaten now. Cant think of any more puns, brain is fried. I’ll leave you with the words of that favourite, old song:
    “shell be coming round the mountain when she comes, shell be coming round the mountain when she comes…”

  37. Crackles says:

    Om, let me ouef of ‘ere xx Frit, ta ta

  38. porridge says:

    sarkozy went into his shell after the attack. reporters couldn’t get a word out ovum

  39. Holemaster says:

    Sinn Fein shouted Tiocfaidh Egg!

  40. porridge says:

    we should just tell sarkozy to fuck ubh

  41. Scawgeen says:

    One of our local refuse trucks is called Bin Laden, one of the other ones is called Pocahontas, and the skip lorry is called Skippy for obvious reasons nothing to do with kangaroo’s or keeping fit.

  42. Holemaster says:

    Bush and Condi were on the front lawn of the white house a protester approached….

    “Egg!” Cried Rice

  43. Cogly says:

    Green is the colour of snot and horrible infected boils and suchlike, they should choose a nicer colour for their party, like mauve or cerise. Cerise is nice, The Cerise Party, I’d vote for them.

  44. Dicknog says:

    Any yokes?

  45. Holemaster says:

    What’s the scent you’re wearing Sarko?

    “Oeuf Saint Laurent”

  46. porridge says:

    completely off topic, but seems that some of the uses for wd40 listed on their site include removing a boa constrictor stuck in the engine compartment of a car, and “lubricates fingers stuck in hole”. you never know when you might have…

  47. Anto says:

    Is time scrambled and are we an hour behind real time again this evening

  48. Conan Drumm says:

    I heard he got a standing ovulaton at the French embassy…

  49. Twenty Major says:

    Well I hope you’re all thoroughly ashamed of yourselves.

  50. Monkey Balls says:

    Note that I had no part in it whatsover Twenty. I slept through the whole day. It was great, thanks.

  51. fatmammycat says:

    You must have bee egghausted, MB.

  52. Stephen says:

    That was EGG-mazing!!!

    Oh, wait…

  53. Holemaster says:

    I’ve been whisked away…….

  54. Jo says:

    Jesus, you’re all in fine fettle today. This is definitely to best pun-fest yet. You’ve eggshelled yourselves.

    I award Word-play Wizard hats to ‘that’s un oeuf, standing ovulation, family albumen, advocating, Ouef St Laurent and out ovum’.

    Eggshellent indeed. Egg puns are less painful that other puns for some reason.

  55. Holemaster says:

    Right, this is over!…. easy.

  56. Twenty Major says:

    There’s nothing left that hasn’t been done.

  57. Monkey Balls says:

    What about sperm? Nobody’s done sperm.

  58. Jo says:

    Why is sperm relevant? Or do you just like sperm?

  59. maggot says:

    Whale of a Time.

  60. maggot says:

    Or are whales, like dolphins, cunts ?

  61. spoofer says:

    eggssperm I ment on no vote

  62. spoofer says:

    and do dolphens cunts float eggs on the sea range?

  63. Monkey Balls says:

    On second thoughts, you’re right. We should all get to bed early tonight. Wake up nice and fresh for Tuesday.
    -Oh my God. I can’t believe it’s only Tuesday tomorrow!
    -Isn’t this week dragging?
    -Oh wait. I just remembered, I have this week off.
    -Phew!

  64. cnut says:

    I just started reading this and lost track of time. Now o’m lette for my 2 o’ clock meeting. Thanks a lot.

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