…that the Green Party, as a political entity, has no connection with my green bin but I’m still using it to dispose of non-biodegradable or recycleable rubbish all the same.
…that the Green Party, as a political entity, has no connection with my green bin but I’m still using it to dispose of non-biodegradable or recycleable rubbish all the same.
The ‘green’ bin in these parts is blue. The bin for all-manner-of-stinky-shite-for-the-landfill is green. I call it the coalition bin to avaoid the ‘green’ / green confusion.
If it was the blue bin I’d certainly more environmentally aware, allowing them to empty the paper, plastic and bio-degradable kitchen waste in the normal landfill.
Eggs.
We have a dark grey bin for all the shite that cannot be recycled. I think is a form of camouflage because when you leave it at the side of the road before retiring for the evening some prick will run into it at high speed and save the binmen the job of emptying it.
Weren’t they chucking eggs at Sarkozy earlier?
Yes they were, unfortunately they were not Ostrich eggs. When they hit him he went “Oeuf!!!”
Yeah and he went “Ouef” when he was hit in stomach
Great minds… Fools seldom…. and all that.
I hear they just threw one egg at him and when it him he shouted ‘That’s un ouef”
The ‘non’ crowd were just egging him on.
He’s an awful yoke..
You mean oueful?
No more egg puns, please…
Hah Major, you are getting it back in spades
If the green bin isn’t big enough to fit a human head, I really don’t see the point of it.
but they’re eggshellent.
You’re a right one to be giving out about puns though.
Eggsactly Conan, truly oueful
heh, go on then. Scramble around and do your worst. I can take it.
Come on, more egg puns please and be quiche about it.
I hear that Carla Bruni almost had her handbag poached as well.
Sarkozy showed his eggsasperation at the Irish for the “No” Vote and called on Cowen to eggsplore all avenues to reach a solution.
I would like to scotch this egg rumour…
Sarkozy struck by egg!
That’s one for the family albumen.
Zygote a good one…
No, I don’t.
But Lung, she is rich enough to shell out for another one.
I believe Cowen and Sarkozy will be on later advocaat’ing a way forward for Lisbon
I don’t know PP, sales of her new most recent albumen have been slow.
Pope struck by missiles from crowd exclaims” What the fuck was that?”
They were eggs Benedict.
(it wheelie is a shame we cannot think of a few bin puns).
Why is everyone egging Twenty on?
Only someone as hard boiled as Hoor would dare to make Pope jokes.
Yeah PP, but think of who she had to lay to get it.
Sarkozy will have to scramble all his the best political minds and hatch a new plan for Europe or he’ll have egg on his face.
We can’t be giving those Eurocrats free range.
..although I agree with you that Carla lives a coddled life.
If we carry on like this Twenty will become eggasperated and start hurling eggspletives at us.
he’s already cried fowl
This is good crack, but i’m beaten now. Cant think of any more puns, brain is fried. I’ll leave you with the words of that favourite, old song:
“shell be coming round the mountain when she comes, shell be coming round the mountain when she comes…”
Om, let me ouef of ‘ere xx Frit, ta ta
sarkozy went into his shell after the attack. reporters couldn’t get a word out ovum
Sinn Fein shouted Tiocfaidh Egg!
we should just tell sarkozy to fuck ubh
One of our local refuse trucks is called Bin Laden, one of the other ones is called Pocahontas, and the skip lorry is called Skippy for obvious reasons nothing to do with kangaroo’s or keeping fit.
Bush and Condi were on the front lawn of the white house a protester approached….
“Egg!” Cried Rice
Green is the colour of snot and horrible infected boils and suchlike, they should choose a nicer colour for their party, like mauve or cerise. Cerise is nice, The Cerise Party, I’d vote for them.
Any yokes?
What’s the scent you’re wearing Sarko?
“Oeuf Saint Laurent”
completely off topic, but seems that some of the uses for wd40 listed on their site include removing a boa constrictor stuck in the engine compartment of a car, and “lubricates fingers stuck in hole”. you never know when you might have…
Is time scrambled and are we an hour behind real time again this evening
I heard he got a standing ovulaton at the French embassy…
Well I hope you’re all thoroughly ashamed of yourselves.
Note that I had no part in it whatsover Twenty. I slept through the whole day. It was great, thanks.
You must have bee egghausted, MB.
That was EGG-mazing!!!
Oh, wait…
I’ve been whisked away…….
Jesus, you’re all in fine fettle today. This is definitely to best pun-fest yet. You’ve eggshelled yourselves.
I award Word-play Wizard hats to ‘that’s un oeuf, standing ovulation, family albumen, advocating, Ouef St Laurent and out ovum’.
Eggshellent indeed. Egg puns are less painful that other puns for some reason.
Right, this is over!…. easy.
There’s nothing left that hasn’t been done.
What about sperm? Nobody’s done sperm.
Why is sperm relevant? Or do you just like sperm?
Whale of a Time.
Or are whales, like dolphins, cunts ?
eggssperm I ment on no vote
and do dolphens cunts float eggs on the sea range?
On second thoughts, you’re right. We should all get to bed early tonight. Wake up nice and fresh for Tuesday.
-Oh my God. I can’t believe it’s only Tuesday tomorrow!
-Isn’t this week dragging?
-Oh wait. I just remembered, I have this week off.
-Phew!
I just started reading this and lost track of time. Now o’m lette for my 2 o’ clock meeting. Thanks a lot.
The Indo rag “journos” are reading your blog twenty…
http://www.independent.ie/national-news/un-oeufs-enough-as-french-egg-thrower-is-fined-1437909.html