Sarkozy
Posted in Blog by Twenty Major on July 17th, 2008
“So I said to Carla, it might only be this big but it’ll do wonders for your profile”.
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Zeze Ireesh….I case ziss much about zere sheeety referendoom…
July 17th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
“The majority voting against the Treaty in Ireland was about this big. Therefore they must vote again.”
July 17th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
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His wife is hot, and from her interview at the weekend seems quite an accomplished and pleasant person. So you can all fuck off.
July 17th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
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Why would anyone give a fuck about the wife of the President of France?
July 17th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
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So I says to Cowen, “Bertie’s cock was this size but he had balls of Brass, what do you come with?”
July 17th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
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His wife may be hot, but he is a cunt.
July 17th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
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The bosom discussion on the previous thread is winning hands down.
July 17th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
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I was going to suggest him as one of the many who should not be seen naked. Now his missus…!
July 17th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
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Sarkozy:
“zut alors et sacre bleu, Le plume de ma tante est dans le negligee de mon pere, mon brave!”
Translation:
“You’re this far from a spanking, my son!”
July 17th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
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i squeeeeesh your head
July 17th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
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He’s a right wing fuckhead,but he was a safe Tony Blair stlye right winger that lost Le Penn all his support.. Just cause his wife is good milf material doesnt take away for the fact that he’s a cunt..
July 17th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
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Mon Dieu, Le Teeenman18 is coming to La Belle Frawnce tomorrow (true) and we are ziss close to agreeing a wife-swapping deal (not quite as true).
July 17th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
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I sought you said yuur dawg does no bite, his teeth were zis furking big!
July 17th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
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You are dead you cunt!!! I am not shagging a garlic muching,cheese eating surrender monkey, and if you touch that bint I will cut yer nads off.
July 17th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
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Aww fuck!! gravatars are a bit of a giveaway, I am almost as stupid as Lying Eyes bint.
July 17th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
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She is trying to set herself up as the new Jackie Onassis. Apparently she told a friend a few years ago that her ideal partner would be someone who had nuclear power. Et voila…
July 17th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
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We’re only doing this for EU relations, Sarkozy’s getting the better half of the deal.
(Don’t think Mrs Tin reads this, but 2 weeks is a long time to spend in the maison de chien in France.)
July 17th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
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“Zese transparent suppositories are the dogs nadgers mes amis!”
July 17th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
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All of us would like nuclear-powered partners, they’d go like a train.
July 17th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
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But your bits would glow for weeks, Tinman.
PP, I’ve met Mrs Tinman, she’s got way more class than that!
July 17th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
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“Merde! I dropped my escargot again! I must hev ze fooking palsy, non?”
July 17th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
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“Le docteur sez zey should be no bigger zan zis and ze cream should ease ze burning sensation if applied regularly. Would you slap it on pour moi, mon petit filous, zey are hard to reach?”
July 17th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
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“PP, I’ve met Mrs Tinman, she’s got way more class than that!”
She has indeed, Jo, but that’s only coz I’ve never got off with Carla Bruni before.
July 17th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
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July 17th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
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never listen to an album with a secret track at the end of the last track, at a very high volume, unless you want to have the absolute shit scared out of yourself when it kicks in after 1o mins of silence…
July 17th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
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I think we’ve all done that Sam. They do it on purpose, to keep us in a state of fear and heightened consumerism.
July 17th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
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god damn I hate to plug anything by the company that is responsible for itunes, but safari (apples browser) makes this site look prettier and loads faster than firefox..
July 17th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
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his wife is good milf material
The lovely Carla isn’t a mothe, so you’ll have to relegate her to WILF - but take heart Filleru - according to Wikipedia - see link - she is quoted in Time Magazine
I’m monogamous from time to time, but I prefer polygamy and polyandry
July 17th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
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ah yes i-tunes, “Yes i have 40gb of music in My Music folder but i would like to make a copy of all of it just to use your confusing app”
Thanks Mr Jobs u cunt..
July 17th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
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Well i did say Milf material ..
But i cant see her wanting to mess up her figure to have a mewling cabbage…
July 17th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
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ah yes i-tunes, “Yes i have 40gb of music in My Music folder but i would like to make a copy of all of it just to use your confusing app”.
You don’t need to copy it.
July 17th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
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Well i know that now..but along time ago when i installed it first,it copied everything automatically… then i fixed the problem by uninstalling it and never touching it again..
July 17th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
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Polyandry! Fucking Walt Disney ruined a good book there.
July 17th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
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94.99 gigs, i bought it all, I swear..
July 17th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
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Good Holiday Tinman, but how do you stop yourself from setting off the alarms at the airport? Or do they just think you are a cheap Irish Terminator and shuffle you through with embarrassed smiles?
Or could it be…you are actually made of plastic not Tin (cheap chinese import)
July 17th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
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He he…yes..me too and i’ve actually got about 200gb’s now… for Djin’
July 17th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
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I have about four feet of vinyl and miles of tape. How does this equate to your modern/futuristic Gb thingies
July 17th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
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sure fillerup, all you need is brown eyed girl, and the chicken song, and your sorted for that biz, no??
July 17th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
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or brown girl in the ring, fuck,,
July 17th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
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Did not the enchanting Nicholas Sarkozy get the Croix de Grrrrr for slapping some journo not long ago or was it somebody else?
July 17th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
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Well i only went Giggidybites there recently.i’ve a few thousand records but they are a cunt to lug around all the time,so sometimes i just bring the laptop..
Samcrea:sorted although i still havent figured out how to seamlessly mix Brown Eyed girl into minimal techno…
July 17th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
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Around the bargaining table, Sarkozy only deals in MP3’s
July 17th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
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I heard it was WAV files cause he only deals in quality..
July 17th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
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How can I get an avatar/gravatar ?
July 17th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
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no, maggot, you’re not allowed one. Don’t tell him, monkeyballs.
July 17th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
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You are such a meanie J(-L)o!
July 17th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
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http://en.gravatar.com/
Sorry Jo - I’m just checking to see if Maggot actally reads my comments
July 17th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-rHd12SPMo
tell em vinny
July 17th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
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gravatar.com - Register, takes about 15 minutes
July 17th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
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Although having just read yesterday’s blog on Infantasia ( thanks for sharing ) I can understand why!
July 17th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
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Thanks Dessiegee!
July 17th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
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Ahaaaaaa, Maggot, so you do read my comments -
Sorry Jo - could’nt miss the opportunity to check if Maggot read my comments or not
July 17th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
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ah, you fucker dessiegee, I should never have spoken in your defense.
Now I’ll have to look at a maggot every day.
Though I suppose it will keep me offline a bit, tht has to be a positive.
And maggot, blah blah. The P in PMT stands for PRE. You get irritable before the period, not after. It’s all about the sharing though - what did you think the rest of it was?
July 17th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
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testing
July 17th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
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Hell Jo - as my grandson, maggotIII, is trying to stand, I was touched and amused, but I hope the stahe of your menstral cycle isn’t going to be a big part of your blog!
July 17th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
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This keyboard is driving me crazy
July 17th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
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Yep, maggot, I plan to chart it, with daily updates as to the consistency of my goo.
July 17th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
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As long as there are no pictures Jo.
That would be too gross - though I’m sure there are other regulars here who would be keen.
July 17th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
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“Good Holiday Tinman, but how do you stop yourself from setting off the alarms at the airport?”
I get to go through a special gate, PP, so I skip the queue, which is great, but then I get felt down (or possibly up) each time, which is not nearly as much fun as it sounds.
July 17th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
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Maggot’s right, Jo, you’re only allowed an Avatar for three weeks a month.
July 17th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
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Tinman
Enjoy your vacance in la belle france and remember to bring your speedos if you are going to a public pool as if you try to wear long shorts they’ll throw you out cos they think you might have VD…
Leave some wine for me as I’ll be travelling for three glorious weeks in the sun with plenty of nice wine….
July 17th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
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French toilets leave a lot to be desired!
I’d poo in tesco bags if I was you Tinman.
July 17th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
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heh, good idea Tinman. I’m off to find pictures of clots, and start an avatar war with maggot. Who is filling me with the urge to do loads and loads of period posts…
July 17th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
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Jo - unbelievably, you’ve managed to gross me out.
That’s it I’m off home to throw the dinner in the bin.
July 17th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
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Why are these posts showing time an hour earlier? Between that and post number 1 not being post number 1 this new site of Twenty’s is bad enough to piss off any pedant.
July 17th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
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I’m listening to a Cajun track by Lawrence Walker called “Tits Yeux Noires” - beat that Jo!
July 17th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
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Thanks Anto, but it was me in speedos that got Sarkozy to make that gesture in the first place.
July 17th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
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Black Eyes Tits? What?
I grossed dessiegee out? Hurrah! I have so much more where that came from. My god, a whole secret arsenal I never knew I had…
July 17th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
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Weird - some kind of time change thing going on.
July 17th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
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Test
July 17th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
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Oooh, it’s like a whole hour just went into the ether.
July 17th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
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It’s what the song is called called Jo.
As for grossing out, “bring it on”!
Just spoke to sister maggot - she’s coming round to thinking that Twenty may be a lady. Would explain a lot - especially his reluctance to talk prostate with the lads!
July 17th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
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Who’s a clever Twenty then!
Which disproves that he could be a lady blogger.
July 17th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
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Sister Maggot? Is that some kind of nun?
July 17th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
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Sarkozy; “Oui, je connais maggot. Comme une bete, mais plus petite.”
July 17th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
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I undestand it’s a song title maggot, I just just don’t get it.
Sister Maggot sounds like a scary nun alright.
July 17th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
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Monkeyballs,you are a cunning linguist!!
July 17th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
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Jasper! Yup, that’s a paddlin’!
July 17th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
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“Paddlin’ a boat? You bet thats ’s apaddlin’!”
July 17th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
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No, no - paddlin your own canoe - you bet that’s a paddlin!
July 17th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
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Touche!!!
July 17th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
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just shot up some gear, so me memory aint the best….
July 17th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
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Well, that’s definitely a paddlin’.
July 17th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
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to do loads and loads of period posts…
As in period drama Jo?
Like setting your blog in gay Paree of the 1890’s where you do a job on Sarkos granda?
Or am getting the wrong end of the stick?
July 17th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
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Sarko makes Twenty Major laugh! | Estelle et Rémy | On Eire says:
[...] L’article du jour m’a fait d’abord bien sourire, puis réfléchir … [...]
July 17th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
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wow! French links!
Eh, yeah, wrong end of the stick noddy, funny :)
July 17th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
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“Wrong end of the stick?,Thats not a paddlin’”
July 17th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
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My sister is not a nun - though she told me a filthy joke about the seven dwarves and a nun.
July 17th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
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ok maggot you have gone too far - you will feature strongly in my ‘childhoodhell autobiography’once I finish making it up the joke was about a penguin anyway
July 17th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
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Happy New Year everybody!!
July 17th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
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Heh sister - I reckon we know too much about each other to pose any threat!
July 18th, 2008 at 12:02 am
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Is that really maggot sister?
July 18th, 2008 at 12:05 am
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It is indeed the sister Twenty.
July 18th, 2008 at 12:13 am
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Goodness me.
July 18th, 2008 at 12:16 am
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Brother and sister posting, Possibly a first for the blog ?
July 18th, 2008 at 12:19 am
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Damn I missed the sea area forecast tonight, it’s like a lullaby. Forecast for all coasts and the Irish Sea from Midnight to 6am. There is a deepening depression 200 miles west of Mizen Head. Malin Head to Carnsore point, 965 milibars, rising slowly. Report from Buoy M5, nine miles, visibility, fair. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
July 18th, 2008 at 12:27 am
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Tyne, Dogger, Fisher…
July 18th, 2008 at 12:28 am
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I think of the ships out there and the trawlers bobbing up and down hearing the familiar soft voice that knows they’re there. There should a forecast for pub goers so you now when is the best window for getting out and then getting home later without getting soaked.
I think I was in Ron’s tonight.
July 18th, 2008 at 12:34 am
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Just a quick on topic before I hit the leaba, I think Segolene Royale is a much hotter chick than Carla Bruni. She’s got real sex appeal.
Bed time prayers, God bless SG, Maggot, Jo, Twenty and all the starving babies in Africa. Oh and Scarlett Johanssen
July 18th, 2008 at 12:40 am
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G’night.
July 18th, 2008 at 12:46 am
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and there is always, always a small craft warning in place…
July 18th, 2008 at 12:47 am
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Oiche mhaith duit Holemaster!
July 18th, 2008 at 12:49 am
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You little crowd of sweeties. It’s like Walton Mountain in here.
July 18th, 2008 at 1:28 am
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G’night Mary Ellen….
July 18th, 2008 at 1:33 am
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Be nice to me or I’ll set my big sister on you Jo LOL
July 18th, 2008 at 1:34 am
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LOL maggot? L-O fuckin’ L?
You should be ROTFFL IMHO.
L8R
July 18th, 2008 at 1:51 am
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OK, OK, it was a mistake MB. Slipped out.
July 18th, 2008 at 1:53 am
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OK M8E
July 18th, 2008 at 1:55 am
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Welcome Maggot’s sister to the mad world of Twenty. Now your sibling can, now and again, upset some people, so dont’ get upset if someone calls him a **** or a bas****. Both are widely used as terms of endearment on this site.
July 18th, 2008 at 9:15 am
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Well done twenty on fixing the clock.
July 18th, 2008 at 9:15 am
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this is the size of my wifes nipple erections as Ah am to meeserable to turn up the central heating..
July 18th, 2008 at 9:20 am
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hi dessie,how was your holiday in myconos,
i heard you made happy many guys in the capital.
kisses your stallionxxxxxxxxx
July 18th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
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Is it acceptable to remark on how Carla Bruni’s clit looks like a knotted rope? Her swim suit shots are hideous around the crotch.
July 18th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
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Thanks Anto,I use those terms of endearment about him too too only they are more like factual descriptions unless **** means **** obviously, Maggot doesn’t qualify
July 18th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
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strictly speaking, only only one ‘too’ was necessary
July 18th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
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