Good for them
I like the story about a Page 3 girl being turned down by two cancer charities after she offered to raise money for them.
I’m just guessing here but I suspect her offer involved her getting her norks out in public. Both the Marie Keating Foundation and Breast Cancer Ireland said ‘no thanks’ to someone called Claire Tully.
‘Get your breasts out for breast cancer’, wheeee. How fucking original.
I hate this idea that somebody taking their clothes off is a reason to donate to a charity. See you, you firemen cunts, nobody wants to buy your calendar just because you’re showing off your well-muscled, ripped, six-packed bodies, glistening with sweat and … erm … you know what I mean.
There was an ad for PETA (who we know are utter fucking cunts) a year or two ago where a lady spoke on behalf of the utter cunts and while she was doing that she stripped naked. As if her being naked somehow added validity to what she was saying. ‘Oh look, I’m taking my clothes off – that’s how much I believe in this cause’.
Actually, all it does is make you and PETA look like attention seeking cunts and cheapens what it is you’re trying to get across. The fact that you were trying to make PETA appear reasonable and decent is besides the point. It’d take more than some naked chick to make me change my views on those cunts.
How many times have we seen the calendars though? That people seem to think they, or their charity, should be rewarded because they’re brave enough to take their clothes off and have their picture taken. In actual fact the rest of us should be paid by the charity for post-traumatic stress disorder after seeing fat, ugly people in the nip.
By all means raise awareness for charities, I’ve got no problem with that (although I never give money to charities apart from Parkinsons Ireland as their collectors do this wicked dance), but leave your fucking clothes on.
July 17th, 2008 at 8:10 am
A similar offer was apparently rejected by Childline.
It is a rather strange attachment, though, that between charity and nudity. Almost as strange as the attachment between charity and large amounts of baked beans. If you break it down to its fundamentals the message is “WANK AGAINST BREAST CANCER.”
Gerry Ryan should get his tits out for his chosen charity, The Gerry Ryan Divorce Fund. I’d pay to shave those. I mean. That is…
*abruptly ends post*
July 17th, 2008 at 8:29 am
She wasn’t offering to get her kit off, she was offering to go on RTE’s latest lame attempt at reality tv, “Failte Towers”, where Z-list celebs work as chambermaids in a hotel. It makes me fucking sick to think my license money pays for this crap.
July 17th, 2008 at 8:33 am
Apparently you can sign up to be a guest in the hotel. Even if you have to pay, it’d be worth it to have Twink and that cunt from TG4 cleaning my shit from the walls and carrying my dripping wet sheets to the wash room.
July 17th, 2008 at 8:33 am
“See you, you firemen cunts, nobody wants to buy your calendar just because you’re showing off your well-muscled, ripped, six-packed bodies, glistening with sweat and … erm … you know what I mean”
Darling, I think you’ll find we do, I have contemplated burning the house down on numerous occations just to see them in the flesh. I like looking at hot men.
Also, do remember all the oldie nanny’s in england who got their bad boys out in a calender to rais money for charity. Apparently that was one on their best selling calenders.
July 17th, 2008 at 8:38 am
Also, do remember all the oldie nanny’s in england who got their bad boys out in a calender to rais money for charity. Apparently that was one on their best selling calenders.
Grannyporn. Bleurgh.
July 17th, 2008 at 8:42 am
http://seniorjournal.com/NEWS/Sex/3-05-22oldbroads.htm
Try to look quickly or your eyeballs will fall out.
July 17th, 2008 at 8:44 am
Argh, fuck off.
July 17th, 2008 at 8:46 am
i believe Dame Helen is a granny – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1035510/Helen-Mirren-bikini-queen-reigns-supreme-63.html
July 17th, 2008 at 8:47 am
Have you seen pics of that big breasted bird, I’d sign up to be a guest if she was the chambermaid. The rest of the attention seeking cunts can fuck right off however!
July 17th, 2008 at 8:50 am
You’re so uptight Twenty. I resolve we send you to a medium security nudist resort until you get over this paranoia about bodies and just start seeing people instead of sinful, ugly flesh.
Alternatively you could go live in LA.
July 17th, 2008 at 8:52 am
I thought twenty lived Howard Hughes style in a tiny room a the top of the spire. Jars of urine et al.
July 17th, 2008 at 8:54 am
It would be brilliant if certain people threatened to take their clothes off unless people donated large sums to charity. Its possibly the best idea I have had today!
Who would make your sphincter pucker at the thought of them appearing naked?
July 17th, 2008 at 8:55 am
Nice idea. But then how would he walk the dog?
July 17th, 2008 at 8:57 am
The problem is Jo the “beautiful” people generally keep their kit on, on nudist beaches you are generally surrounded by fat hairy backed German men, it’s not about being uptight about nudity it’s about whats aesthestically pleasing. Why look at Esther Rantzen when Jessica Alba is available. I am also equally convinced that people don’t particularly want to be faced by an pale, ageing scot when they could be ogling Monkey Balls.
July 17th, 2008 at 8:57 am
There’s a time and a place for nudity, Jo.
July 17th, 2008 at 9:01 am
In Egland that time and a place is generally at Lords during a test match, and if you have ever tried to watch cricket it is the only thing that may wake you up from your comatose state.
July 17th, 2008 at 9:01 am
How about getting your balls our for testicular cancer?
July 17th, 2008 at 9:01 am
And it’s not fucking calenders for Charity
July 17th, 2008 at 9:02 am
That would be England rather than the land of the ovoid yolk filled things that are nice with toast soldiers.
July 17th, 2008 at 9:06 am
I’ll start a fund by ledging €20 to a charity of your choice Twenty if you ublish a nudie picture of your good self!
July 17th, 2008 at 9:06 am
P is a bit dodgy on this keyboard, sorry.
July 17th, 2008 at 9:06 am
Cram it, maggot. My kit is staying on.
July 17th, 2008 at 9:08 am
Spoilsport – and just think of all the cunts days you would ruin Twenty!
July 17th, 2008 at 9:09 am
Sweet Jesus Nonny – that was grim – are you a gerilesbian ?
July 17th, 2008 at 9:11 am
Shit that didn’t work.
Anyway, ever since 911, firemen all over the world are somehow heros. It’s as if they were all in New York that day and were beating each other off to be dead heros.
Firemen and women are to commended for doing the job they do and I have great respect for them but I think they look fucking stupid when they’re in a calender dressed like porn stars, no matter what the cause is.
And this brainless consumption of naked charity calenders is lazy, lame and boring, yaaawwwwwn
July 17th, 2008 at 9:12 am
“There’s a time and a place for nudity”
When and where?
July 17th, 2008 at 9:14 am
Bathtime.
July 17th, 2008 at 9:17 am
“There’s a time and a place for nudity”
When and where?
and sexytime.
July 17th, 2008 at 9:20 am
What about sexy bathtime?
July 17th, 2008 at 9:20 am
My only problem with all of this is that she’s not getting her norks out for charity, she’s raising money from her appearance on a reality TV show (the merits of which is a whole different topic). If any of the other contestants offered to do it for these charities would they accept? Coz if so, they’re saying this girl isn’t good enough to raise money for them, just because of her chosen career.
What’s next? “No, we don’t want you to run the marathon for us thanks, because we’ve found out you’re a binman.”
July 17th, 2008 at 9:22 am
hee, I know lots of people who sleep naked and I could never understand it, what if someone broke in? or if you were beside your other half and fell asleep in a compromising position? or if you house was mistakenly raided by the Garda and whislt 15 members of the special branch apologies, their you are lying starkers not knowing were to look, hmmm no sleeping naked is bad.
July 17th, 2008 at 9:23 am
sexy bathtime only works if a) you have a very large bath, or b) you are into dwarves.
July 17th, 2008 at 9:25 am
I think that it is a bit rich of charities turning down any offers (withinreason) for fundraising. I mean you wouldn’t want Gary Glitter promoting Childline, but in this case I see no issue. Next time I get bothered by a bin rattling cunt in Grafton Street I will offer to get my nads out, if he/she declines well fuck ‘em
July 17th, 2008 at 9:29 am
My issue with sleeping naked is what if an insect went down your Jap’s eye?
July 17th, 2008 at 9:30 am
I reckon sleeping naked is better than looking like a right cunt in Pyjamas. The only time not sleeping naked is acceptable is
1) You are in someone elses house
2) you are in a hotel
3) You are on public transport
4) Actually, you are anywhere public
July 17th, 2008 at 9:30 am
Yeah Nonny, but if the 15 Special Branch members were guys who’d been chosen for the Garda Calendar, you’d have the advantage of already being in the nip. And it would save you having to burn your house down.
July 17th, 2008 at 9:31 am
What kind of compromising positions are we talking about here, Nonny?
I don’t think you have to be naked to fall asleep with someone’s cock in your mouth.
For example.
July 17th, 2008 at 9:32 am
Oh nonny.
Tinman, I think you made a good point. Plus, if she’s the pagethree model I think she is, I heard her on Ray Darcy. She is a scientist, an immunlogist and intends to back to work – she’s extremely intelligent, graduated from Trinity with a first – she’s just extremely unbothered by nudity, unlike yourself Twenty.
She defies strereotype, I find, she’s calm and freindly and arges v well for what she’s doing.
And her mother died of breast cancer so I presume she has a personal interest in the charity.
http://www.independent.ie/lifestyle/fashion-beauty/scientifically-certified-hot-1386389.html
July 17th, 2008 at 9:32 am
or if you were beside your other half and fell asleep in a compromising position?
eh? If it’s your other half then why would you worry about it?
Nonny “oh my god, you just saw me naked!”
Nonny’s other half “we’ve been going out for 4 years”
I don’t really have an objection to sleeping naked, but i don’t (just feels weird).
PP, i like your idea, maybe we could do a calendar for charity?
July 17th, 2008 at 9:33 am
Twenty you are living in Ireland not the Amazonian basin so their is little liklihood of the spiny candiru molesting you(check link) And you are too old to be slepping with carriers of pubic lice.
July 17th, 2008 at 9:34 am
Well Twenty I didn’t want to say that, I don’t have a japs eye but I appriciate your sentiments, I’d be more afraid of something crawling up my ass.
Good point Tinman but to but 15 might be a bit much.
July 17th, 2008 at 9:34 am
My issue with sleeping naked is what if an insect went down your Jap’s eye?
Do you wear hermetically sealed underpants Twenty?
otherwise I don’t think boxers are going to help you from the dreaded Japs eye insects. (they’re everywhere)
July 17th, 2008 at 9:37 am
Gary Glitter advertising Childline would be hilarious. You could have a TV campaign called “GLITTER’S ABOUT” or something, where different kids from different parts of the country would call up and some sort of Childline Rescue Squad would be trying to apprehend Gary every week.
“He’s at it again!”
“Oh Gary, you’re incorrigible!”
etc.
July 17th, 2008 at 9:38 am
“She is a scientist, an immunlogist and intends to back to work – she’s extremely intelligent, graduated from Trinity with a first”
Well perhaps she should concentrate more on trying to find a cure than getting her chesticles out.
July 17th, 2008 at 9:39 am
“but to but”
Also, that was just a typo but a very funny typo it was!
July 17th, 2008 at 9:40 am
chesticles
that’s some manky phrase Nonny.
Baps is much more pleasant.
July 17th, 2008 at 9:41 am
“if certain people threatened to take their clothes off”
I reckon Mary Harney could singlehandedly get us out of recession if she threatened to take her clothes off.
July 17th, 2008 at 9:51 am
Do you wear hermetically sealed underpants Twenty?
I have them laminated onto me every day.
July 17th, 2008 at 9:51 am
Why not broaden the concept of naughty photos for charity to include naughty slogans?:
‘I’ll Show You My Tumour If You’ll Show Me Yours’
(Please give generously to the Cancer Foundation)
‘Would You Leave Your Pussy Out On A Night Like This?’
(The RSPCA needs your help to fight animal abuse)
‘Somalia? Why I Hardly Even Knew Her!’
(Help fight the African Genocide)
‘If We Don’t Pump So Hard Into The Air, We Can Keep It Big, Hard and Slippery’
(Greenpeace against global warming and the melting polar icecap)
July 17th, 2008 at 9:54 am
heh
“Don’t tell anyone, it’ll be our little secret”
(If you’re embarrassed about giving money to Childline we’ll keep your identity secret)
July 17th, 2008 at 9:56 am
I want to post a comment, but I’m stuck on the “It’d take more than some naked chick to make me change my views on those cunts” in the post.
It’s very confusing.
July 17th, 2008 at 10:00 am
“Chesticles” suggests breasts with qualities inherent to testicles. Wrinkly, cusped with wiry hair, and attached to a penis.
How about…
Right Said Fred…Supporting the Irish Cancer Foundation
July 17th, 2008 at 10:02 am
Well perhaps she should concentrate more on trying to find a cure than getting her chesticles out
nonny, that’s so pompous. She can do what she wants, and no doubt will when she wants to.
July 17th, 2008 at 10:03 am
yes, chesticles seriously ignores the physiology of breasts. nasty.
July 17th, 2008 at 10:04 am
Although, there was this one girl…
July 17th, 2008 at 10:06 am
In case no one was bothered reading the not very good article on Claire Tully, and to counter nonny’s point: I wonder if, having made this step, on record now forever, she worries that she may end up falling foul of the very judgements she has set out to challenge. Does she ever feel concerned that having been a Page Three girl may undermine her standing as an academic and a scientist? She doesn’t. For the simple, empirical reason that there is already a precedent. In response she asks me if I have ever heard of Polly Matzinger. I haven’t, so Claire explains that Matziner is probably the top female immunologist in the world and the woman behind the Danger Theory. I can’t claim to properly understand, but Claire launches into a description of the theory, which deals with how “the body recognises specific molecular danger patterns and then initiates an immune response”. She finishes by stating, with a flourish that is loaded with both admiration and triumph: “Polly Matzinger was a Playboy Bunny
I don’t know how much I’d champion the page three thing, but she’s clearly thought it out, and people’s response to is a bit annoying.
July 17th, 2008 at 10:06 am
“I reckon Mary Harney could singlehandedly get us out of recession if she threatened to take her clothes off.”
The only woman in the world who would take up all twelve spaces in a calendar (a leg here, an arm there). After christmas you can tear out all the pages, lay them out in Blanchardstown car park and get Nasa to take a picture from orbit. (Jesus, I,m going straight to hell!)
July 17th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Sleeping naked usually only happens for me when I’m hammered and everything comes off in one go before I hit the sack.
OR
When I’m lucky.
July 17th, 2008 at 10:08 am
“lay them out in Blanchardstown car park and get Nasa to take a picture from orbit.”
Ahh ha ha haaaa
July 17th, 2008 at 10:09 am
I don’t post comments much anymore
July 17th, 2008 at 10:11 am
I’m with nonny (not on the chesticles but I’m surprised more men don’t investigate the possibility, save them a lot of bother & give moobs a purpose). Sleeping naked is not good, full outdoor clothing including wellington boots & those very unattractive body warmers which make you look like mary harney apparently saves a lot of bother later on (discovered this technique too late)
July 17th, 2008 at 10:13 am
To my shame, I clicked on the link to the article, and then just looked at the pictures.
July 17th, 2008 at 10:15 am
well, that’s what she get, Stephen, don’t be ashamed!
I don’t find immunolgy that sexy either.
July 17th, 2008 at 10:16 am
I reckon the Harney Photo/NASA scenario would cause more trouble than it’s worth. The aerial Photo would indicate a possible meteor strike crater surrounded by forest. Then when all the scientists drove up to Blanchardstown they would discover no such geoligical feature and sue Ireland under misrepresentation.
July 17th, 2008 at 10:18 am
Jo…you’ve obviously never been immunised properly. I’ve got the “cure” for that, if you know what I mean…
I mean I can recommend you a respected, trained immunologist.
July 17th, 2008 at 10:23 am
To my shame, I clicked on the link to the article, and then just looked at the pictures.
they’re nice pictures.
July 17th, 2008 at 10:23 am
*drool*
July 17th, 2008 at 10:25 am
Yeah…I say to my “shame”, what I really meant was to my “frothy-mouthed pre-masturbatory zeal.”
July 17th, 2008 at 10:26 am
morgor the dorrupted, more like.
Ah, Stephen, I see, to my shame I thought you were talking about… can I say it, maybe in italics… beef injections
July 17th, 2008 at 10:29 am
I’ve always found that intra-venis beef is one of the least enjoyable ways to enjoy meat. Even after you find the vein, injecting even the smallest of fillet steaks into the bloodstream is an extraordinary painful, woefully flavourless experience.
Oh wait.
You meant cocks.
July 17th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Oh, ffs, not dorrupted. corrupted.
July 17th, 2008 at 10:31 am
“I reckon the Harney Photo/NASA scenario would cause more trouble than it’s worth. The aerial Photo would indicate a possible meteor strike crater surrounded by forest. Then when all the scientists drove up to Blanchardstown they would discover no such geoligical feature and sue Ireland under misrepresentation.”
the horror…
July 17th, 2008 at 10:35 am
‘I never give money to charities apart from Parkinsons Ireland as their collectors do this wicked dance’
Shameful…
Hey I love your blog, it’s a fantastic read. If you feel like adding me to your blogroll that would be lovely… my blog is http://leesidestory.wordpress.com.
Cheers
July 17th, 2008 at 10:41 am
your blogroll is long enough already twenty you whore.
July 17th, 2008 at 10:50 am
morgor, the expert on blogs, all-of-a-sudden!
July 17th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Harsh! Just because he said blogroll?
July 17th, 2008 at 10:54 am
shut up both of you.
Everyone will do as I say.
July 17th, 2008 at 10:57 am
I didn’t mean it in a harsh way. More of a ‘look at the mad culchie with his big words!’ kinda way. Friendly, like.
July 17th, 2008 at 10:58 am
Hmm, that’s not doing what he says…
July 17th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Sorry, must be his crazy accent. I’ll try harder.
July 17th, 2008 at 11:01 am
You shall now face my wrath.
RRAAAAAA.
FFNNAARRRRR.
Hmm this anonymous blog poster wrath isn’t terribly potent.
July 17th, 2008 at 11:11 am
“Hmm this anonymous blog poster wrath isn’t terribly potent.”
Im not so sure Morgor, my toaster just burned the toast, its never done that before.
July 17th, 2008 at 11:13 am
The Harney Photo/NASA Scenario would spare us the threat of alien invasion.
They’d take one look from about 5,000 miles away and think “fuck, not going there”.
July 17th, 2008 at 11:17 am
Not necessarily true TinMan, they would just put it down to a large mountain range, a couple of craters, and a wiry black forest infested with strange creatures resembling Willie O’Dea.
They may come down out of curiousity. However I reckon when they get to Blanch they will fuck off smartly.
July 17th, 2008 at 11:19 am
“I never give money to charities apart from Parkinsons Ireland as their collectors do this wicked dance”
I never give money to the parkinsons crew – shit interviewing technique
July 17th, 2008 at 11:19 am
“They’d take one look from about 5,000 miles away and think “fuck, not going there”.”
Yeah, they’d say “fuck, not going there, look at the size of that black hole!”
July 17th, 2008 at 11:22 am
As for Parkinson, I wasnt aware the poor old fucker was ill let alone dancing for small change.
July 17th, 2008 at 11:24 am
PETA sympathisers (if there are any) take note: http://www.petakillsanimals.com/
July 17th, 2008 at 11:24 am
I wouldn’t give the parkinsons lot fuck all, they may cure that cunt Michael J Fox
July 17th, 2008 at 11:25 am
You do really need to get over your body issues – I would suggest you get tanked up this sunday and go to Croke Park for the Dublin V. Wexford game and streak across the pitch. You could have TWENTYMAJOR.NET written across your back in indelible marker and run into the centre circle where you poo into a carrier bag and then throw it to the wexford supporters in the crowd.
I’d donate money to your favourite charity for that spectacle….
July 17th, 2008 at 11:25 am
and then before you know it we are on Back to the Future 10 and Teenwolf 5. Fuck That.
July 17th, 2008 at 11:35 am
Hooronahonda, is your toaster your ma? ;)
There will be no slagging of Michael J Fox. You fools.
July 17th, 2008 at 11:36 am
HEy, Supergrover, it’s true, you don’t comment much anymore. Why have you left us? Come back!
Morgor, command him to return.
July 17th, 2008 at 11:41 am
Jo, I know you yearn for a simpler time when movies were nice and cuddly. Let’s also clear one thing up, they were also shit, the return to eighties teen comedy/romance is not an option. If that means sacrificing Fox then so be it.
July 17th, 2008 at 11:43 am
I don’t so much care about Back to the Future, PP. It’s Family Ties, I’m thinking of.
July 17th, 2008 at 11:44 am
PP movies are worse now than ever… but special effects make up for the puke in a bucket scripts..eg. spiderman 3, hulk, etc. etc.
July 17th, 2008 at 11:45 am
and with the current rash of redo’s, you could be guaranteed that if MJ fox werent a shaking mess, we would definitley have another back to the future…
July 17th, 2008 at 11:47 am
one night while watching johnaton ross on movie 2007 or whatever he’s up to now, we saw him preview the new RAmbo, and nearly choked on my can when I heard the line..
“Live for nothing, Die for something”
July 17th, 2008 at 11:49 am
Sam, for all the dross out there there are some real gems as well. Even some of the blockbusters can be entertaining, although the superhero stuff winds me right up. If they did a Bananaman the Movie I would watch that though.
July 17th, 2008 at 11:49 am
“Hooronahonda, is your toaster your ma? ;)”
Jesus, there’s no fooling you Jo!
July 17th, 2008 at 11:55 am
not big superhero guy, love the batmans though..
spidermans are good for a laugh..
July 17th, 2008 at 11:59 am
Supergrover, by the power invested in me : RETURN!
July 17th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
D’ye reckon if Twink wanted to do an ad about the dangers of STDs, with the tag “Zip Up Your Mickey”, would she be let do it?
I reckon she would, and I’d say she’d do it too, if someone asked her.
July 17th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Not working too well, Morgor.
You any good with boomerangs?
July 17th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
“not big superhero guy, love the batmans though..
spidermans are good for a laugh..”
I like the Incredible Hulk. You can find her right now, prostrate in Blanchardstown carpark.
July 17th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
There are not enough Pyjamas in Blanch to cover Harney the Hut..and there are alot of pyjamas in Blanch.
July 17th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
You any good with boomerangs?
If by boomerang you mean sniper rifle. then … no.
But if you mean an actual boomerang then the answer is also no.
July 17th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Crucifixion for Charity. Starting with Michael J Fox – I’d donate.
July 17th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
“I like the Incredible Hulk. You can find her right now, prostrate in Blanchardstown carpark.”
I am definitely, definitely going to Hell. I will not make another comment about Mary Harney (unless the fucker shuts Navan Hospital, in which case I’ll open up a can of whup ass!)
July 17th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
You can find her right now, prostrate in Blanchardstown carpark.
Speaking of which, how is the prostate these days Twenty ?
July 17th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Jesus, in a world full of actors like Hugh Grant, Colin Farrell, Russell Crowe, several Baldwins and the entire cast of Everybody Loves Raymond, why are we picking on Michael J Fox?
July 17th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
I was just having a think there about boobs. They really are amazing things. What a clever design, they attract potential mates, are great fun and a total turn on. Then when said mate is attracted and has mated, they then feed the offspring while still keeping the mate attracted. Wonderful. I don’t think men have anything to match them, at least under the age of 40.
July 17th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Bottoms rock too. So women can attract men from the rear also, thereby getting maximum catchment.
July 17th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Cos he’s a total cunt ?
Second only to Paudge Behan.
Great name for a photographer – Agata Stoinska
July 17th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
hate the way films like ‘There will be blood’ get film critics all excited… how come they only like the most boring films??
July 17th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
What is your obsession with my prostate, maggot?
July 17th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
“why are we picking on Michael J Fox?’
Yeah I like him, he’s supposed to be a nice fella.
July 17th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
In what way is Michael J Fox a total cunt? I would have thought he was both winsome and innocuous.
Holemaster, you’re not wrong. And the intricacies of what happens when they make milk! Did you know they’ve recently discovered breastmilk has stem cells in it? And that if you get sick, the milk produces antibodies for the baby? And if it’s hot, the milk adjusts its water content accordingly? And that if you feed a baby for up to two years of your life you cut your risk of getting ovarian and breast cancer by over a quarter?
I think it’s all magic.
July 17th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
At least he hasn’t requested any naked pictures of you, Twenty.
July 17th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
What is your obsession with my prostate, maggot?
It’s your defensiveness. It’s not as if you are shy, what with pictures of yourself pooing round the world – as sister maggot pointed out to me the other day.
July 17th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Bosoms are class Jo. Marvellous organs.
July 17th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
When Twenty started this blogging lark, he never thought he’d be harrassed about his prostate, or streaking across Croke Park with Twenty Major on his bum, oh no.
If only there was some way to become a celebrated blogger/novelist without all the nudity and personal questions.
July 17th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Streaking ? Did I miss something ? Tell all Jo!
July 17th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
I think it’s time for these: http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s273/terrorpenguin/boobs-1.jpg
July 17th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Backsides are grand too as long as the old cellulite doesnt make you look like a corrugated steel shed walking down the beach.
July 17th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Heh! I remember you got all shirty when I congratulated you on those on your blog!
Is the Lorraine Kelly thing known about in the Republic ? I’ll bet PP is a member of the L K Appreciation Society.
July 17th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Well done, Jo.
Post a picture now of some girl’s nice bum and make Holemaster’s day altogether.
July 17th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Nah, that’d just be exploitative… those boobs are political. I wouldn’t just post random boobs. Well, maybe Claire Tully’s.
July 17th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Do it do it
July 17th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Lorraine Kelly, hubba, hubba!
July 17th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
I’m sure you can google boobs better than I can, Holemaster.
Maggot, it was in a comment from dessigee, you haven’t been reading attentively.
July 17th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
I don’t read dessiegee’s comments Jo.
July 17th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
HM can certainly goggle boobs better than you can, Jo.
July 17th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Hmm, I know what you mean maggot. Though I think he’s being sarcastic a lot of the time – it’s a persona. Maybe. Isn’t that right, dessiegee?
Anyway, I agree with him on this one. Apart from the poo aspect.
July 17th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
I most certainly do appreciate LK, she is witty,urbane and seems like the type of girl yer ma would be proud of you dating.
July 17th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Successful too
July 17th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
how scary is morgor’s avatar? You can almost see the head veins and giant brain pulsating. Don’t stare at the eyes!
July 17th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Mrs Blowfly does indeed approve of LK – she worries about me ending up with a trollop like Viv from Emmerdale or Liz from Corrie.
July 17th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Do you think my gravatar pic detracts from serious debate on other blogs?
Or would it just instill fear?
July 17th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
its a reverse mohican no?
July 17th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
I think it would instill fear
And that excellent uncertainty about whether it’s actually you
July 17th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
What’s the difference between an avatar and a gravatar?
July 17th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Gravatar’s just short for Generally Recocnised Avatar, I think it’s the website that supplies them.
Go on, get yourself one. Get a Betty Boop or something.
July 17th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Meh
July 17th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Ahhhhh Maggot, what did I do to be ignored so, Whatever it was, I apologise profusely. I assumed everyone here was rhino thick skinned.
Jo – I just thought I’d take the pooing around the world hobby and localise it to croke park in front of 70,000 local people. Personally I think I’d get stage fright with the pooing bit but the streaking would definately be a rush.
July 17th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
well i thought it was an excellent suggestion dessiegee.
Will you marry me?
July 17th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Morgor – having taken into account the prospective wedding photo’s and the fact that your missus will hunt us down and do unmentionable things to us – I must decline, thank you for the offer though
July 17th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
isnt an avatar an earthly representation of a god??
July 17th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Its a Korean hatchback Sam.
July 17th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Also, would you get time to take a dump in a carrier bag in the centre circle at headquarters without the players, officials, and gardai taking some form of action.
It would be nice to think some kind soul would run up to you whilst spritzing round the febreze air freshener and generously handing over a roll of kitten soft.
July 17th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Would you go near somebody who was taking a dump into a carrier bag. I know I would’nt -
July 17th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Pity that politicians aren’t so principled.
Drumcondra 1993
Put dat envelope back in yer pocket or I’ll stick it up yer arse.
Paddy show dat cute hoor de door.
July 18th, 2008 at 2:45 am
Nah, that’d just be exploitative… those boobs are political. I wouldn’t just post random boobs. Well, maybe Claire Tully’s.
As you wish….
http://static.nuts.co.uk/images/ugcfiles/photos/47/bdd/47bddc2a45525994728778.jpg
July 18th, 2008 at 5:11 am
“Darling, I think you’ll find we do…”
I second that, but I do understand Twenty’s pov given the climate up there, it’s much more practical to have Irish firemen fully clothed when posing with their poles & hoses in calendars.
& I suspect that if (very) special branch raided you in the wee hours, being naked and in a compromising position may offer a distinct advantage.