Did you have an iPod? I know combining your music and mobile requirements makes sense but I’m always losing my mobile. I’d hate to lose the iPod though
my fiancee is an appleholic either, it took him 2 days to stop staring at the iPhone when he got his one. i’m sure he is back at staring now that the cool 2.0 apps are available
I knew you weren’t all bad. I am going to try to get myself one tomorrow. I expect to fail, but one of those lovely, lovely gadgets will be mine, oh yes…
Old school Apple people like me call themselves Mac people. So I’m a Mac person. And like all old school Mac people who know shit, you never buy the first version of anything. Wait until they are into version three or four of the iPhone before you buy it.
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women’s breast implants.
The iTit® will cost €499 or €599 depending on cup size.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
speaking of gadgets, i invented the first tv remote i ever saw.
it was a telescopic meccano arm built to operate the buttons on a radio alarm clock.
SG, my next-door neighbour’s 2yr old son has asked me to ask you to clarify this statement. He’s not the brightest kid on the road, but he does have a point.
“speaking of gadgets, i invented the first tv remote i ever saw.
it was a telescopic meccano arm built to operate the buttons on a radio alarm clock.”
I made a pair of meccano sandles once which I insisted on wearing much to the frustration of my mother. But I guess I was ahead of my time because those fucking weird looking coloured plastic sandles you see now look very like them.
It’s OK SG. He says he’ll let you away with it, on condition that you build him a device he can’t seem to find by himself in the shops.
Basically, what he needs is something that will fit around his over-sized head. It has to be lockable, and have some way of securing a ring-shaped handle about two-thirds of the way down the front.
Says he’s sick of waking up in the morning to find his soother missing, again.
Does this make you an iPhoney? Manuel: You dont need switch contracts just hack that baby. It was easy for Iphone fits gen: http://download.ziphone.org/
I met someone with one today, a mother of five, living in the country, who makes babyslings for a living – she pretty much defied that stereotype. You do need some skinny fingers though, it seems.
Holemaster, I have to confess you made me have a vision of a hardened Catholic internet porn addict, pausing mid-wank to stare out the window devoutly.
oooh… swish.
i have the iphone that’s not a phone and i have a phone.
fashion victim.
Did you have an iPod? I know combining your music and mobile requirements makes sense but I’m always losing my mobile. I’d hate to lose the iPod though
there’s no way he’s going to answer any questions, i reckon.
too busy oohing and aahing at the touchscreenness of it all.
ah, gadgets.
Ya know what? I don’t care about all the likely comments you’ll get about fashion victim etc etc blah blah I’m a whingy geebag with no Iphone.
Those things are fuckin slick.
That is all.
I’m an appleoholic
Good point SG, but if one’s blog isn’t a forum for boasting then it’s a waste of time eh?
He’ll be downloading a Damien Rice ringtone.
I’ve always been a fan of home entertainment thingies and gadgets and the like but thta gizmo is like the 21st century has finally arrived.
It’s all about the screen. Fuckin’ slick, is right, Plop.
speaking of gadgets, i invented the first tv remote i ever saw.
it was a telescopic meccano arm built to operate the buttons on a radio alarm clock.
yeah, and, like, so fuckin’ what?
just sayin’
spa
up yours, SG
I have an iLoo
Can I do an Iplop in it?
I have the latest in ice adhesives
iGloo
iGloo, heh
my fiancee is an appleholic either, it took him 2 days to stop staring at the iPhone when he got his one. i’m sure he is back at staring now that the cool 2.0 apps are available
“Can I do an Iplop in it?”
Nope but you can do an iPoo
Or an iPee
Ha, got the slow down posting message,
Or an iPuke
Did you make this post with it?
Damien Rice got one too.
Next week sees the release of the new lizard-specific Tamagotchi.
I have already ordered my iGuana
me too… it’s the dogs! but then again I’m a committed Mac addict so never was going to resist
jazz, I certainly did
Do hoody skangers call it an i-stroke?
tip for you… the keyboard is bigger when you turn the yoke sideways
I still want an I-Phone of course.
Don’t mistake my jealousy for contempt.
I still use a “tranny.”
How did we go from technology to cross dressing shenanigans?
“I’m an appleoholic”
I knew you weren’t all bad. I am going to try to get myself one tomorrow. I expect to fail, but one of those lovely, lovely gadgets will be mine, oh yes…
DK
Old school Apple people like me call themselves Mac people. So I’m a Mac person. And like all old school Mac people who know shit, you never buy the first version of anything. Wait until they are into version three or four of the iPhone before you buy it.
Now I understand what the countdown was all about!
so what do these iphones you speak of actually do ?
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women’s breast implants.
The iTit® will cost €499 or €599 depending on cup size.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
badoom-tish
speaking of gadgets, i invented the first tv remote i ever saw.
it was a telescopic meccano arm built to operate the buttons on a radio alarm clock.
SG, my next-door neighbour’s 2yr old son has asked me to ask you to clarify this statement. He’s not the brightest kid on the road, but he does have a point.
Tony Fenton’s -Daily BrownLoad is on.. gotto escape…. to the jacks with me!!
not tv. radio. sorry. preconditioning there…
You realise that owning an iPhone now officially makes you a member of the Pretentious Bastard club?
“speaking of gadgets, i invented the first tv remote i ever saw.
it was a telescopic meccano arm built to operate the buttons on a radio alarm clock.”
I made a pair of meccano sandles once which I insisted on wearing much to the frustration of my mother. But I guess I was ahead of my time because those fucking weird looking coloured plastic sandles you see now look very like them.
It’s OK SG. He says he’ll let you away with it, on condition that you build him a device he can’t seem to find by himself in the shops.
Basically, what he needs is something that will fit around his over-sized head. It has to be lockable, and have some way of securing a ring-shaped handle about two-thirds of the way down the front.
Says he’s sick of waking up in the morning to find his soother missing, again.
Sorry, I only do 1970s remote control devices with meccano.
But, on the bright side, I do quite a line in Lego nappies.
‘Sorry, I only do 1970s remote control devices with meccano.
But, on the bright side, I do quite a line in Lego nappies.’
No ‘shit a brick’ puns please!
And like all old school Mac people who know shit, you never buy the first version of anything.
Which is why I bought the second version.
“Which is why I bought the second version.”
Yeah flippin’ knew you’d say that.
“But, on the bright side, I do quite a line in Lego nappies.’”
Duplo or Classic?
Waddya get a phone for, Twenty?
You don’t know anyone to call…
I have it just in case there’s something strange, in my neighbourhood.
Then I know fine well who I’m gonna call.
I heard you can scramble NASA’s satellite downlinks with an I- phone, an eggbeater and a nine foot long carbon fibre fishing rod.
I bet you have a wii as well, you big girl’s blouse
“I bet you have a wii as well, you big girl’s blouseI”
No ‘wee’ puns please!
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/iphone/apple-iphone-dismantled-273907.php
for the nerds like Twenty…
Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!
(couldn’t help it)
I bet you have a wii as well, you big girl’s blouse
He’s waiting for a Poo.
I’m sick of MS Vista – considering a Mac, but they are scary and confusing.
Sleep with one eye open, Twenty. I’m coming for that phone…
fuckers wont let me switch contracts……fuckers
I want an iphone so I can use the mp3 I have of the tune to Curb your entusiasm as my ringtone…
More like MAL-funky…TIONAL. Am I right?
“I want an iphone so I can use the mp3 I have of the tune to Curb your entusiasm as my ringtone…”
Good choice SAm. I think you should be able to get onto your phone though. Can you copy it off the iPod into your computer and then onto your phone?
I want Trailer Park Boys on mine.
my shitty 80 euro Sagem phone can have mp3s as ringtones.
(it even came with 80 euro credit and that was 3 years ago)
I still have a bakelite radio
Here Twenty, I notice your posts and comments have shrunk in length since you got the new phone.
Must be them big sausage fingers you have, eh?
Does this make you an iPhoney? Manuel: You dont need switch contracts just hack that baby. It was easy for Iphone fits gen: http://download.ziphone.org/
Bonggggg bonggggg bongggggg bongggggg
and so on
I hope you paused in your typing and gazed poetically out the window, Holemaster.
I knew I could rely on you Jo.
I have, loike an iPhone, loike right? Mm ya! Drinking mochachino while typing with your skinny girl fingers?
Poncey Southsider!
I met someone with one today, a mother of five, living in the country, who makes babyslings for a living – she pretty much defied that stereotype. You do need some skinny fingers though, it seems.
Holemaster, I have to confess you made me have a vision of a hardened Catholic internet porn addict, pausing mid-wank to stare out the window devoutly.
Not you, now, I hasten to add.
Sunday.Yeah, cumon 20, quit playing with it and get writing.
Sunday is a day of rest, you demanding cunt.
Fairnuff !
i’ve just read the entire worthwhile
other part of the interweb.
you’ve, um, 100 mins?
noisy spanish students on the bus?
try the iSpick
im not racist..some of my best friends are.