I know I can’t be the only one thinking this. There must be other like-minded people out there. There’s no possible way I’m alone here. So here it is. Out into the public record.
The next person who makes a video with ‘hilarious’ subtitles using Hitler in the movie Downfall is an utter, utter cunt.
Tell me I’m wrong. Try it.
You can’t.
yup……
like I said yesterday everything is shite……..
everything…….
except me, I’m okay……
but only just…..actually I’m shite too……
you know someone is gonna do one now with you as Hitler complaining about youtubes of hitler in the downfall movie…..
Fe sho’ Twenty, me bredder. Dem bwoy even WORSER den de wikked mon wot tek de piss outta de rastaman. Ras cla’at!
Wine ye body, wine ye body
Into a ganja frenzy
(Mr. Loverman!)
$20, before you get any
Of de luvin’, or de sweet punanny
(Mr. Loverman!) x2
Fuck off.
This one made me pee my pants I laughed so much:
http://skinflicks.blogspot.com/2008/07/ronaldos-downfall.html
I’ll just check out what Rudolf the not red nosed Hess said about Hitler on the podium, he said:
‘The party is Hitler, but Hitler is Germany as Germany is Hitler, Hitler hail victory, hail Hitler’.
Sounds like a load of cobblers to me. A sure-fire disaster, but the reality is not quite what we are led to think:
A rather important thing to know is that Rudolf Hess rhymes with Ness, as in Loch Ness. What the whole dynamism of the 1920s and 1930s was about was the so-called economic slump. This was no slump. Evil forces beyond our ken caused this slump to cover up the first photographs of the Loch Ness Monster. The Nazis collaborated because Hitler was in league with the aliens that controlled the Loch Ness Monster, which was not, in fact, a monster but was a robotic mind-control machine put there to make the people of Caledonia drink more whisky by frightening them with its awfully scary way of having badly focused pictures taken of it by quite drunken men from Inverness and Fort Augustus. Needless to say this evil plan worked so that even today, in our technological age where pencils are made out of graphite and Vanish banishes dirt forever, the spectre of the Loch Ness Monster always puts the shits up me.
Holy fuck. This one’s gone all weird already.
Can we also include anyone who makes a blog featuring the following:
How Politicians / Judges / The Health Service are cunts
The fucking “Patriarchy”
Damien Rice
Ambrosia Creamed Rice (which although more talented musically than Damien, is wretched nonetheless)
Monkeyballs, go to bed, it’s late
Wow, you are a mindless shit-talker, Rob.
Say it on your own blog, douche.
Twenty, the low hanging fruit flock to Hitler. Always will.
Rob, dont be crusading, Like it or leave it..
Major, I dont understand this post, so I’m going to bed…
MONKEYBALLS – YOU SEEM SURPRISED???
Aw! Not even one with Twenty as Hitler giving out about these videos? PLEEEEEASE???
I had to sit through one last Friday, detailing the itinerary for our company ‘fun’ day out.
Oh the fucking hilarity. Yes, cunts.
Yeah I know Twenty, a gimmicky mash up being copied to death on the internets. Who would have imagined…?
sorry, manuel, didn’t notice you had done the twenty as hitler thing already. respect.
Rob – how about people who go off sulking when their juvenile insults aren’t taken lying down? Shall we include them too?
Aw! Not even one with Twenty as Hitler giving out about these videos? PLEEEEEASE???
Someone should definitely make a video about Hitler giving out about all these videos. I would…. but I’m not going to.
For the record, I’m not sick of them yet. But with time they will go the way of Chuck Norris jokes and LOLCATS. Its the law of the internet.
Yeah I know Twenty, a gimmicky mash up being copied to death on the internets. Who would have imagined…?
heh, you know what I mean.
Perhaps a Hitler LOLCAT would create some kind of internet wormhole in which they’d both get sucked in:
I CAN HAZ JEWBURGER?
you know someone is gonna do one now with you as Hitler complaining about youtubes of hitler in the downfall movie…..
If anyone has the time or inclination to do that then they need to step back from the computer a bit.
I had to look up lolcat.(see link)
I actually like the idea of a hitler lolcat.
i’ve only seen one… the brian cowen version.
thought it was funny.
didn’t realise there were more.
then again, maybe being the only person left in the world who doesn’t have a blog, maybe i’m out of the loop on such things.
when does the blog-to-reader ratio tip into the realms of the unsustainable?
when does the blog-to-reader ratio tip into the realms of the unsustainable?
Don’t worry, there’ll be a blog recession soon.
It’ll be all over the papers.
Oh the papers’ll love that.
Thanks for the lolcat link, Morgor, I didn’t know what it was either.
And now that I do, I’m still confused. Why would that be funny?
Ive had to let 3 posts go from my blog this week. Have to save precious internets.
think of the headlines
“Wild blog creation leads to DEATH of ILL-FATED BLOGGING spree”
“Blogs mock papers, now DEAD”
“SEX-FIEND CELEBRITY found in DRUG-haul BONANZA with dead HOOKER SCANDAL”
MADDY found in SEX SHOCKER with WHACKO JACKO SEX CRIME ADDICT FIEND MONSTER, CRIME SPREE with POSH SPICE blamed for current RECESSION. VOLUPTOUS HOOKER also mentioned.
I can haz Jewburger – brilliant.
Blog recession – brilliant.
I was with you on the first Hitler thing, Twenty – it just looks like a good film to be honest, I think that was all that made it appealing in the first place.
Rob – you are in dreadful danger of becoming a Gluaistean/Brian hybrid. Tread warily!
Totally off Topic, are any readers interested in competing in Fantasy Football Online, I know there are a few gayers who don’t like football but I thought it may add an extra competitive edge on top of the general slagging.
FREE BECKHAM DRUG SEX FIEND MOLESTING CORRUPTION POLITICAL ANIMAL BLAMIOFIOCHUAHRHIOIOARRRRGGHGHHHHHHH BOOM!!!!
thank god i don’t have to look at people reading tabloids anymore.
The “Press” recently accused Irvine Welsh of exploiting Maddy by writing a book which contains paedophiles. On that basis Twenty can be accused of such exploitation of gun crime in his authoring, given the execution at the start of his book.
It’s a bit fucking rich the press accusing anyone of exploiting Madeleine McCann when they’ve used her to sell papers since day 1.
Press, me hole. (the comma is very important there)
Sounds like they are using Irvine Welsh to do more Maddy stories.
BTW – just finishing ‘Bedroom Secrets of the Master Chefs’ by Welsh… good stuff.
Excellent book SG, BTW Series 6 on its way now.
Thanks PP
lolnazis i haz liebensraum
:-) As a cross over between Lol cats and Hitler check out ‘Cats that look like Hitler’ – Kitlers! http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl
Oh great, catsthatlooklikehitler again. that was fucking shite the first time someone posted it about 15 years ago.
The internet is gone all Robert Maxwell these days.
Dead in the water
The CatsThatLookLikeHitler.com site you now know and love is the brainchild of and currently run by Paul Neve. Paul is a professional football player at international level. Despite being born in England, the Football Association snubbed Paul in favour of Wayne Rooney.
I don’t think i need to comment.
actually i do, I didn’t bother reading the rest of the authors details and he’s taking the piss.
He’s still a cunt though.
almost all hitler videos are crap, and his myspace profile is even worse… if I was gonna do one for him I’d make loadsa fake profiles for all the other important nazis to go in his “Top Friends”.
that being said, I quite like this one
Perhaps a Hitler LOLCAT would create some kind of internet wormhole in which they’d both get sucked in:
I CAN HAZ JEWBURGER?
http://www.ptyx.org/mu/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/hitlercat.jpg
I really should read all the comments before I post…
why nobody else does its all me me me and facerape in this place
It’s the facerape you keep coming back for though.
Twenty you should post a Hitler video with subtitles about how fucking pissed off Hitler is about all the videos of him being subtitled.
SAm, Jo – Point taken.
Apologies all round.
Twenty, as an act of recompense, and as I have to go to Dublin tomorrow, I will seek out and buy your book.
Now I can’t say fairer than that.
Why not? It’s only three easy words.
Is no one interested in PP’s idea – comment 26.
There’s too many gays on this site
Cheers Peader, I think you are right. If I said fantasy netball they would all jump at the chance.
I must be gay. I don’t like looking at grown men in short trousers playing with balls and hugging each other.
PP – only if there’s legwarmers
I can haz leibensraum. Excellent.
A magnanimous offer, Rob.
Short men in grown trousers, though, MB, that’s another story.
Is no one interested in PP’s idea – comment 26.
There’s too many gays on this site
I think you’re propositioning the wrong blog.
You’re looking for this one
sorry
Try again morgor
Did the Fantasy Football a couple of times but tend to lose interest in keeping up subs and stuff so consequently finish last.
Do you like any sport MB?
water…
Snooker..
It’s Bruno Ganz. He’s an actor. It’s not actually Hitler.
How do you think poor Bruno feels? Years of putting up with Wim Wenders and now his best work is subtitled with Offalese.
Chess…
My favourite sport – Cunt-baiting
Twenty, as an act of recompense, and as I have to go to Dublin tomorrow, I will seek out and buy your book.
Suitable punishment indeed.
A relevant cartoon: http://www.darrenbyrne.com/wordpress/?p=201
I think Cunt Baiting has been banned by the EU, Fanny Coursing is still allowed though.
God, do people still say ‘fanny’?
My friend had neighbours, a couple called Fanny and Dick.
That cartoon is great Jo.
What fun that would be…
Cat what are you doing?
I’m going to do a running jump at the curtain and hang on to it half way up like a mentler.
Dog: This isn’t Pedigree chum, it’s that fucking Tesco shite.
very good alright
Yeah, I wasn’t expecting the end bit – have to admit, I laughed til I had a little coughing fit.
Jo I was coming back from LA a couple of weeks ago and as she brushed past a lady said, watch your fanny, I almost died of embarrassment. At first I thought she said “wash” and not “watch”. I thought I was going to get sick. Even when I realised what she has said I still thought it was grossly inappropriate. I mean going around telling people to mind their asses is a bit much.
I have no idea how to respond to that, Nonny. I’m sure it’s just an expression!
And if being told to watch your fanny (snigger) is too much for you, why on earth do you enjoy returning to Twenty Major, home of all things foul??
Nonny, I know Yanks can sometimes be a bit brash, but to ask someone to “wash their fanny” is a bit fucked up even for them.
Although it would be called for before shagging a knacker bird.
I was coming back from Sweet FA a couple of weeks ago and as she brushed past, a lady said, “Fuck”. I almost died of embarrassment. At first I thought she said “Duck” and not “Fuck”. I thought I was going to get sick. When I realised that she had actually said “Duck”, I thought it was totally appropriate. I was hit in the back of the head by a flying brick! I mean going around telling people to fuck instead of duck is a bit much.
There’s nothing wrong with a bit of genital hygeine, for either sex, PP, knackers notwithstanding.
In fact, I’d go so far as to say I’m for it.
Duck off, Monkey Balls, you Fuppin’ Baxtard.
I know PP but it seems quite common these mind you fanny comments you know, they say it as carefee as we might say mind your legs.
If someone told me to mind my legs, I’d fucking nut them. Dirty bastards.
Imagine your reaction if they told you to mind your fanny.
“There’s nothing wrong with a bit of genital hygeine, for either sex, PP”
Its a bit of a mood killer if you insist they scrub down with carbolic beforehand
I want to go to america and bump off womens arses and say “wash your fanny” in a polite tone.
Morgor, you could say “mind your minge” and claim that Minge is European for fanny.
On comment 78 there are a few times with hindsight when I had wished for a bottle of domestos and a scouring pad.
I should point out that my hearing is shite.
Also, PP would it not occur to you to just leave? And suerly if her personnal hygiene was not the best downstairs the rest of her must have left a lot to be desired? How could you go home with a person like that dude
methinks beer goggles may be the answer
It’s a bit like a nightclub, all looks good in the dark full of drugs and alcohol but in the cold light of day, it’s a bit sticky and grimy.
I once knew a girl called Brie. Her name was appropriate.
Holemaster, could have been worse, she could have been called Gorgonzola
ah lads!!
I dunno, cheese is less offensive than fish.
Holemaster, as a name, I”m fairly sure it’s Bree!