Fuck you, David Gray

Posted in Blog by Twenty Major on July 4th, 2008

Did you read this?

Basically David Gray is unhappy because one of his songs, Babylon, is being used to torture inmates at Guantanamo Bay. They get played the same music over and over and over again to break their tiny little minds and ‘Babylon’ is one of those songs. Gray says:

That is nothing but torture. It doesn’t matter what the music is - it could be Tchaikovsky’s finest or it could be Barney the Dinosaur. It really doesn’t matter, it’s going to drive you completely nuts.

Well, firstly fuck you right up your head-wobbling, fake-Welsh hole, you unspeakable, acoustic cunt. It does matter what the song is. There are songs I could listen to over and over and over again, and often have, without considering it torture.

Secondly, please tell me the fucking difference between the guards at Guantanamo Bay playing your song repeatedly and every fucking radio station in Ireland playing it repeatedly. You couldn’t change station without hearing your whiny voice bleating about how you’re not going anywhere on Friday night. It’s not my fault you don’t have any fucking friends, you complete and utter cunt. And this year’s love had better last, had it? Have you thought about killing yourself and then having yourself mummified because that would be a good way of making it last before the girl in question realised you were a drippy, reedy voiced wankhammer.

Do we get any sympathy? No, it’s only for the people who get the nice weather out in that corner of Cuba while we here in Ireland get nothing despite having been subjected to it for far longer and with much more rain. I am fucking outraged, let me tell you.

Got to hand it to the guards at Guantanamo though. They know how to fuck with a captive’s head. I bet after David Gray they lashed on a Damien Rice or two just to make sure they’d scream and beg for mercy and admit to carrying out any atrocity they were told to.

“9-11. Yes, it was me. I was flying all the planes. Just turn the music off”.

Americans might not be very good at this war thing but they’re fucking top class at the torture.

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314 comments

  1. V says:

    He makes me spill the beans anyway. At least he has a career in the intelligence services after music.

    July 4th, 2008 at 12:13 am

  2. manuel says:

    soundtrack to many a divorce I’d say……wobbly head cunty cunt……still if mr gray doesn’t have them spill their beans then they should just pop on some coldplay……I’d admit to anything to get that shite off…..music for men who cry when the masturbate……

    July 4th, 2008 at 12:22 am
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  3. Jo says:

    My god, could this be perfecter?

    Are you sure you’re not writing the news, Twenty?

    July 4th, 2008 at 12:50 am
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  4. No Good Boyo says:

    David refers to himself as “Craig David”. That means he’s hereby expelled from being Welsh. He’s now a Pembroke or whatever. Nothing to do with us. Official.

    July 4th, 2008 at 2:09 am
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  5. Stephen says:

    I need only hear David Gray once before I’m willing to take responsibility for organising Al-Qaeda activity worldwide.

    Damien Rice makes me want to be a suicide bomber. Sure, there’s the wonder of the six million virgins and all-you-can-eat buffet of the afterlife, and the glory of the murder of infidels, but mostly, I crave the suicide.

    July 4th, 2008 at 2:48 am
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  6. laughykate says:

    He is such a miserable moany old whiner. His next CD should be titled, ‘Music to Kill Yourself Slowly By.’

    July 4th, 2008 at 4:20 am
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  7. JL Pagano says:

    He does babble on, doesn’t he?

    July 4th, 2008 at 6:59 am
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  8. Tinman18 says:

    It could save us a load of money on prisons. Instead of jail, a criminal is given an iPod with only 3 albums on it - “Phil Collins’ Greatest Hits”, “The Very Best of Michael Bolton” and “Now That’s What I Call Portugese Eurovision Entries”.

    If Lyin’ Eyes is found guilty in the hitman trial she should be made to listen to the song “Lying Eyes” for the rest of her life. Listening to the Eagles would make me throw myself out the window. Which is a bit wussy, since I live in a bungalow, but the sentiment is there.

    July 4th, 2008 at 7:01 am
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  9. size ten says:

    back on top form I see, you could have mentioned Ben Laden, but what about dampbacks?

    July 4th, 2008 at 7:47 am
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  10. Rosie says:

    oh. i like David Gray.

    July 4th, 2008 at 8:31 am
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  11. Puerile Pish says:

    That braying horse faced fucker Leona Lewis actually makes me vomit blood, David Gray only makes my head numb…as for Damien Rice, I am rendered speechless. The geneva Convention needs to be rewritten to take into account these modern torture techniques.

    July 4th, 2008 at 8:33 am
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  12. Twenty Major says:

    You are just such a contrarian, Rosie.

    July 4th, 2008 at 8:34 am
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  13. size ten says:

    Today the question is who was the greatest American.
    General Custer was the greatest American, he was cunt, and there is 200,20,000000, other cunts to prove it.

    July 4th, 2008 at 8:40 am
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  14. Puerile Pish says:

    I would claim that Greatest American is a contradiction of terms. They are all cunts.

    July 4th, 2008 at 8:43 am
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  15. Rosie says:

    there are a lot of those c-words being bandied about of late.

    allegedly.

    July 4th, 2008 at 8:45 am
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  16. size ten says:

    And the Jocks useless cunts at tennis, but there is fewer of the cunts.

    July 4th, 2008 at 8:54 am
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  17. Miles O Tool says:

    Americans ….. amateur torture. They got the song right, but get Brian Fucking Kennedy and the Fucking Corrs to do a cover version and there you have the ultimate weapon of mass destruction.

    A close second would be the godawful dire Ballad of Ronnie Drew, what a load of shite, I nearly crashed the car a few weeks ago trying to change station when it came on.

    July 4th, 2008 at 8:57 am
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  18. Puerile Pish says:

    Yep, Jocks are only rated tenth in world at tennis, unlike the fucking bogtrotting mucksavages who are a renowned force in world sporting events.

    July 4th, 2008 at 9:02 am
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  19. Twenty Major says:

    We don’t play tennis because it’s too gay, you snowballing cunt, PP.

    July 4th, 2008 at 9:04 am
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  20. size ten says:

    They should bring back hanging for the bastards that anything to do with Balad of Ronnie Drew, and that means the cunts who listen to it also.
    Bono ShitHouse..

    July 4th, 2008 at 9:08 am
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  21. Puerile Pish says:

    You don’t play tennis because it is always raining, unlike Scotland of course where the weather is quite tropical…if by that I mean the average rainfall of a tropical rainforest. You knacker blowing deviant.

    July 4th, 2008 at 9:09 am
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  22. Twenty Major says:

    Andy Murray though, eh? What a curly cunt.

    July 4th, 2008 at 9:12 am
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  23. Puerile Pish says:

    The trouble I have with tennis is it is a bit fucking dull, second only to the Olympics. Most tennis players lack personality, and what I really detest is all those poncey English cunts with their Union Jack Hats and the belief that the UK are entitled to win against Johnny Foreigner because they once had a fucking empire spanning the globe. It would be a good day for mankind if the napalmed Wimbledon.

    July 4th, 2008 at 9:18 am
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  24. Twenty Major says:

    Yes, but all those years of ‘Come on, Timmy’ means they’ve missed the boat somewhat. Henman Hill should have been obliterated.

    July 4th, 2008 at 9:23 am
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  25. Holemaster says:

    Ahh haaa haaaa. David Fucking Beige used as torture, I love it.

    July 4th, 2008 at 9:26 am
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  26. SuperGrover says:

    Sade used to make me spill the beans as a teenager.

    July 4th, 2008 at 9:30 am
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  27. Twenty Major says:

    Different kind of beans, Grover.

    July 4th, 2008 at 9:33 am
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  28. Mary from Dunloe says:

    I like tennis, I had fellow from Wexford and after two weeks his balls swelled up and went yellow, all the quare ones at Mass were mad jealous of me..happy days.

    July 4th, 2008 at 9:37 am
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  29. morgor says:

    James Blunt would out-torture a david gray/damien rice duet.

    Remember when that was on the radio about 20 times a day on every channel?

    I used to feel rage . . . so much rage.

    July 4th, 2008 at 9:40 am
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  30. morgor says:

    you’re beautiful . . . you’re beautiful

    July 4th, 2008 at 9:41 am
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  31. Holemaster says:

    Other Torture Songs:

    Dexy’s Midnight Runners - Come on Eileen
    Madness - House of Fun
    The Cranberries - Zombie (ah-a ah-a ooh ooh ooh)

    July 4th, 2008 at 9:43 am
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  32. Holemaster says:

    I was at Electric Picnic a couple of years ago when appropriately named Blunt was playing. Some guy had a T-Shirt with “James Blunt Must Leave” written on the front and “in a body bag” on the back. He had a load of eggs ready to throw at him on stage but was booted out sadly.

    Blunt and Beige, music for people with fuck all imagination.

    July 4th, 2008 at 9:46 am
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  33. SuperGrover says:

    My nightmare torture song is that one that goes - ‘life, oh life, oooh liiiife…’

    fuckin hate that

    or ‘underneath your clothes’ by shakira. aaaaaarrrrgggghhhh

    July 4th, 2008 at 9:46 am
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  34. Redleeroy says:

    anything by that ubercunt billy joel, he could grace the guantanamo microphones for some agressive waterboarding anytime.

    July 4th, 2008 at 9:48 am
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  35. morgor says:

    guy had a T-Shirt with “James Blunt Must Leave” written on the front and “in a body bag” on the back.

    That stranger is my new hero.

    SG, that “life, oh life” song would be most suitable at executions.

    July 4th, 2008 at 9:51 am
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  36. tatoca says:

    dare i say i like david gray and damien rice?
    i can’t stand jack johnson tho… even just typing his name gives me a headache, and that video of him surrounded by cartoon monkeys, argh!

    July 4th, 2008 at 9:54 am
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  37. Puerile Pish says:

    Celine Dion, Mariah Carey, Shitney Houston all played back to back would make most people scream and writhe in agony.

    July 4th, 2008 at 9:55 am
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  38. Twenty Major says:

    You can say it tatoca, but we may have to hunt you down and kill you afterwards.

    July 4th, 2008 at 9:56 am
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  39. Puerile Pish says:

    You woudn’t get close to him, the sound of Rice and Gray blaring from his stereo would drive you back, a kind of sonic force field, you would have to find a deaf assasin, but then you would have difficulty in telling him who to bump off.

    July 4th, 2008 at 9:59 am
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  40. papalamour says:

    Twenty, when next you feel an urge to slag off your lovely neighbours across the Irish sea, please pause, and identify the nationality of the undisputed enema voiced cunt correctly..The cuntbutlering minstrel of mediocrity that you refer to; “David Gray” was born in Manchester.. he only moved to Solva in order to incite more anti-English fervour. You did the same with the bastard who killed his kids.. he was a Scouser.. he just thought that killing them in a beauty spot Wales would be nicer.
    and yes holemaster - “come on eileen”… kevin Rowland should be strangled slowly with his own dungarees to that song by a fat thai tranny called eirreen..I would enjoy that.. better go now.

    July 4th, 2008 at 10:03 am
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  41. Holemaster says:

    CELINE DION AND DANA TO MERGE

    FOLLOWING weeks of speculation, plastic scarey Canadian christian Celine Dion and plastic scarey Irish Christian, Dana Rosemary Scallon have decided to merge. Lawyers are hard at work putting together a deal that satisfies both parties.

    “We feel that we share the same values and beliefs and are music has the same message so we thought, why not merge and pool our resources and reach a wider market” said both of them. Asked what the new name would be, Dana replied softly “Well now, I wouldn’t like to be premature but perhaps something like Dana Dion or Celine Scallon. It would have to represent both of our former entities”.

    July 4th, 2008 at 10:04 am
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  42. Twenty Major says:

    I’d hate to think I was offending the Welsh without due cause, papalamour. Post amended.

    July 4th, 2008 at 10:11 am
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  43. Puerile Pish says:

    Wikipedia entry for David Gray:

    “His musical career received early support from a dedicated Republic of Ireland fan base.”

    It’s all your fault you fuckers.

    July 4th, 2008 at 10:15 am
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  44. tatoca says:

    puerile, if your last comment was about twenty’s difficulty in killing me, know that i’m a lady :) not a him!!!
    (damn, i just made it easier for twenty to hunt me down now)

    July 4th, 2008 at 10:15 am
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  45. Holemaster says:

    “know that i’m a lady :) not a him!!!”

    Little Britain Style?

    July 4th, 2008 at 10:16 am
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  46. tatoca says:

    no no no!!! real lady!!!

    July 4th, 2008 at 10:17 am
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  47. Puerile Pish says:

    Apologies Tatoca, I didn’t think real ladies frequented this site (sorry Jo)

    July 4th, 2008 at 10:25 am
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  48. papalamour says:

    “Fake Welsh” that sounds good.
    We have got Duffy though! she is shite, fake and she is genuinely Welsh.

    July 4th, 2008 at 10:25 am
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  49. Tinman18 says:

    Achy Breaky Heart

    Harvest Moon by Neil “Castrato” Young

    Some load of shite that used to go “what a beautiful world it would be, what a glorious time to be free”

    And, I’m sorry, but The Fields of Athenry. Why is it so popular?

    July 4th, 2008 at 10:35 am
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  50. Tinman18 says:

    It’s very hard to sound angry when I’ve that picture beside anything I say.

    It’s like Paddington bear telling someone to fuck off.

    July 4th, 2008 at 10:36 am
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  51. Jo says:

    heh heh, lady… no, PP, I think that was a fair comment.

    Nonny’s a lady, I think she said.

    Zombie would definitely be my no 1 torture song. The off key caterwauling - ugh.

    July 4th, 2008 at 10:39 am
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  52. Jo says:

    I dunno, I had a friend going to The US soem years ago, we all had a drunken dinner, got the dart into town, there was some drunk lad singing songs on the train and everyone joined in, culminating in the Fields, in Tara Street Station, echoing round the plastic roofy thing, and even though they were having a laugh it raised the hair on the back of my neck.

    July 4th, 2008 at 10:45 am
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  53. SuperGrover says:

    winds of change by the scorpions

    July 4th, 2008 at 10:46 am
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  54. morgor says:

    The Fields of Athenry. Why is it so popular?

    Cos it’s got IRA/Sinn Fein connotations.

    July 4th, 2008 at 10:46 am
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  55. Mary from Dunloe says:

    I must have some Welsh in me, I shagged a coal miner as token of good will in the Thatcher era.

    July 4th, 2008 at 10:47 am
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  56. Lorcan the Lion says:

    David Gray raped me.

    Aurally. But it was rape all the same. Don’t try and tell me it wasn’t. I’m a victim.

    July 4th, 2008 at 10:50 am
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  57. Holemaster says:

    Lowwww Lieeeeee the fieeeeeeelds of Athenryyyyyyyy

    It’s fucking annoying like when some mahogany skinned smoke wrinkled Dublin knacker in Santa Ponza kicks off with “Summertime”. They never know it all and they sing it very badly and usually end up in a fit of smoker cough (the cleaning lady hackle).

    July 4th, 2008 at 10:52 am
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  58. Holemaster says:

    I was at a wedding recently where everyone started singing the Mass in Irish at 4am….. Ag Criost An Siol makes me weepy for some reason but only when properly sung.

    July 4th, 2008 at 11:00 am
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  59. Tinman18 says:

    Very true, HM, and if they start to sing “Danny Boy” you know you’ve two minutes to leave before they attempt the ‘Tis I’ll be here’ line and shatter every glass in the bar.

    July 4th, 2008 at 11:02 am
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  60. Tinman18 says:

    I meant very true about the Summertime comment, but you’re right about ‘Ag Criost an Siol’ as well, it’s fabulous when sung well.

    July 4th, 2008 at 11:04 am
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  61. PattheRat says:

    Didnt we Irish ressurect David Gray from obscurity. Fucking crowd of cunts going to Whelans thinking they are the epicentre of the indieverse. And now its cool to hate the jammy bastard. Yeah too late just like its too late to dis James Blunt the whinging cunt coz you all bought his album. Isnt it a shame he turned out to be a posh pratt with a face like a bag of spanners instead of the dreamcatcher you all thought he would be. Fair fucks to him I say and glad he is a pill popping cad in Ibiza to boot.
    Anyway being retrospectively cool is shit and about as funny as the hundredth time that a PA system declared that Peig Sayers was a witch. Oh ha fucking ha!

    July 4th, 2008 at 11:15 am
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  62. SuperGrover says:

    Pat, I never bought an album or went to a gig by either of these dudes.

    You sound like GlueStain

    July 4th, 2008 at 11:17 am
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  63. Holemaster says:

    He does all right doesn’t he?

    July 4th, 2008 at 11:24 am
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  64. PattheRat says:

    Dunno who Gluestain is but he obviously has issues.
    And when I said “you all” I obviously excluded you SG because you are a freak.

    July 4th, 2008 at 11:28 am
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  65. Holemaster says:

    One thing that really gets me pissed off is the uber music fan who hates any band that most other people like. “…Oh yeah I bought their first EP at their first ever gig but they’re gone to shit now….”. They think they’re shit cool but in fact they are extremely fucking annoying, like an introverted teenager (except in their 30s).

    July 4th, 2008 at 11:28 am
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  66. PattheRat says:

    That does piss me off but it also gets my goat when I “discover” a band and then ages later everyone loves them and doesnt pay me the homage I deserve.

    July 4th, 2008 at 11:32 am
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  67. problemchildbride says:

    Puerile, is that really a pooey 9 on your gravatar? I’m really doing my best to pretend it’s a chocolate curl. Just tell me it’s a chocolate curl, even if it isn’t. Please. It’d make me feel a lot better.

    July 4th, 2008 at 11:32 am
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  68. Holemaster says:

    “That does piss me off but it also gets my goat when I “discover” a band and then ages later everyone loves them and doesnt pay me the homage I deserve.”

    See above comment number 64

    July 4th, 2008 at 11:39 am
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  69. SuperGrover says:

    ‘And when I said “you all” I obviously excluded you SG because you are a freak.’

    Up your Jap’s eye with a harp string, you shite caked droopy cunt.

    July 4th, 2008 at 11:39 am
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  70. Puerile Pish says:

    Sorry PCB, it should have changed now, to a half full urine sample bottle with a smoking smiley face. The poo was part of my marketing plan for “Shitter” the web service, which was going on Dragons Den until this bunch of bastards shot my idea down in flames.

    July 4th, 2008 at 11:44 am
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  71. PattheRat says:

    Holemaster the difference is I dont go off the band I just should be given my kudos royalties.
    So dont be such a smart cunt because you are not smart ..

    Supergrover - jeez give a man a compliment!!

    July 4th, 2008 at 11:47 am
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  72. Miroslav says:

    What Rice shortage? According to the Asia Sentinel, the Philippines has enough Damien Rice CDs in storage to last 45 days. ‘Nobody wants the fucker,’ claims Rosario Bella Guzman, executive editor of local think tank IBON Foundation, after local Rice stocks increased by over 20 percent in the first quarter of the year. ‘It’s going rank on the fucking shelves here,’ she continued, using curiously Joe Pesci-like hand gestures. ‘And The Blower’s Daughter? What the fuck was that about? The fluffy-chinned fuck floats like a cannonball round here, that’s for fuckin’ sure. He’s about as welcome as a case of Subic Bay crabs after shore leave. Fuckin’ Irish.’

    July 4th, 2008 at 11:47 am
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  73. Holemaster says:

    “So dont be such a smart cunt because you are not smart ..”

    Smart I am not. Intelligent I am.

    July 4th, 2008 at 11:59 am
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  74. Puerile Pish says:

    Jesus Holemaster you sound like that little green cunt from Star Wars. Jedi I am.

    July 4th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
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  75. PattheRat says:

    Oh fuck off you pedantic prick

    July 4th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
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  76. B'dum B'dum says:

    “There are songs I could listen to over and over and over again.”

    How about over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again?

    nothing wrong with what he’s saying.

    July 4th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
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  77. PattheRat says:

    Like a monkey with a minituare symbol

    July 4th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
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  78. Puerile Pish says:

    Why is everyone tetchy today? Sun is shining, it’s Friday and i have just booked my holiday. Be happy you bunch of sour fuckers!

    July 4th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
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  79. morgor the jolly says:

    tra la la! I’m happy PP.

    July 4th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
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  80. Hooronahonda says:

    So what happens if the hard-bitten Al Qaeda operative is a big follower of easy listening music and just sits there manacled to his chair humming along to to all the shite he’s being bombarded with, fondly recalling the time he got his mate Abdullah to sing a long to ‘achy, breaky heart’ while he strapped him into a semtex waistcoat?

    July 4th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
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  81. Miroslav says:

    Heartbreaker. Dionne Warwick.

    July 4th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
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  82. Jo says:

    B’dum, of course you’re not wrong, but that is not really the point of the post.

    July 4th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
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  83. Ibanez says:

    theres only so much of any cunt with an acoustic guitar anyone can take. ‘cept Fiona Apple of course. I dont of her songs mind you.

    July 4th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
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  84. Puerile Pish says:

    Is there ever a point to any of these posts Jo? Or are you looking deeper than your average goon?

    July 4th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
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  85. Jo says:

    Heh, well, I do wonder what the ratio of genuinely impassioned rants to rants for a laugh is sometimes.

    I have to confess to once enjoying the musical stylings of David Gray. But then the easy listening aspect of his songs became more and more evident, and he enchants me no longer - almost as if someone had played me an ipod full of powerful eighties keyboard music…

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
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  86. SuperGrover says:

    Jo, I confess to being a serial ‘rant for a laugh’ type of writer.

    Mostly, I am far too lazy to get proper angry at anything or anyone.

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
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  87. morgor the jolly says:

    usually mine are just for laughs too.

    That Blunt cuntass did genuinely make me angry once upon a time though.

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
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  88. PattheRat says:

    Oooh look at Jo the teacher’s pet “I read the book sir”

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
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  89. B'dum B'dum says:

    there’s a very good point to my comments; they’re to help me reach my daily quota on this site.

    My opinion on the matter is why pointlessly attack someone like David Gray(who everyone knows is crap) than attack someone like say… John Lennon?

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
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  90. PattheRat says:

    A mate of mine gave a David Blunt to an ex and wrote a note saying song 3 at 2.43 seconds which referred to the part where the much maligned warbler sang “and I still hold your hand in the rain, In the rain when I’m asleep”.

    Jesus I was mortified for him, especially seeing that the mate was actually me!!!

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
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  91. PattheRat says:

    Sorry that was meant to say “James Blunt cd” - I couldnt type properly coz of the shame.

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
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  92. Anarchy OK says:

    Heh PattheRat, Hot Chip!

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
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  93. Twenty Major says:

    John Lennon is dead.

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
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  94. morgor the jolly says:

    John Lennon is dead.
    So.
    He was still a druggie hippy cunt.
    I liked some of his tunes though.

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
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  95. Holemaster's friend Yoda says:

    Offended I am at these comments to my friend directed.

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
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  96. Twenty Major says:

    Well that was in response to b’dum who wondered why people didn’t pick on Lennon instead of David Gray.

    If David Gray was dead I wouldn’t write posts about him being a cunt then.

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
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  97. Jo says:

    Really? Would you write posts of joy about how you’d killed him, instead?

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
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  98. Jo says:

    Hmm, calling Twenty ‘Sir’… interesting image, there.

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
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  99. SuperGrover says:

    Morgor, there is something incredibly naff about using the term ‘druggie’

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
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  100. Twenty Major says:

    Really? Would you write posts of joy about how you’d killed him, instead?

    I would certainly give that some thought were I the one to carry out the wondrous task.

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
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  101. Puerile Pish says:

    Oooh Jo is asking for a caning from Twenty methinks.

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
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  102. morgor the jolly says:

    SG, i think the word naff is more naff than druggie.

    Liam Lawlor was a great man.
    But before he died he was an absolute cunt.

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
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  103. Holemaster's friend Yoda says:

    True torture would be strapped into a chair having Frank Carson telling you jokes non stop while having your thoughts read out to you in real time by Daniel O’Donnell

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
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  104. Holemaster's friend Yoda says:

    “Oooh Jo is asking for a caning from Twenty methinks.”

    ye durty fecker PP

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
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  105. SuperGrover says:

    pointing out the naffness of naff is naffer

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
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  106. Puerile Pish says:

    Now there is a cunt of the highest order, Grand master spunk weevil Daniel O Donnell.

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
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  107. PattheRat says:

    Jo been a naughty girl then !!

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  108. Puerile Pish says:

    I never heard Yoda call anyone a fecker, although…

    A fecker you are Darth Vader.

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
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  109. SuperGrover says:

    did you ever wonder would anyone notice if you just stopped posting here?

    for example, there was a regular by the name of itchybollix.

    just disappeared.

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
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  110. morgor the jolly says:

    This isn’t a naff competition.

    If it was, i’d kick your ass.

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  111. Holemaster's friend Yoda says:

    Naff said

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
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  112. morgor the jolly says:

    there was a regular by the name of itchybollix

    his rotten corpse is stinking up his lonely one bedroom apartment in tallaght.

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
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  113. B'dum B'dum says:

    fine; angus young, roger waters, lou reed, keith richards, pete townshend, noel gallagher…

    all those(and many more) deserve some extra hate, you’ve really taken the fun out by not allowing dead people… they’re almost all bastards.

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
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  114. Puerile Pish says:

    Itchybollix scratched himself to death…RIP Itchy and his colony of crabs.

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
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  115. SuperGrover says:

    He was in Donabate, across the railway line from me.

    Nice bloke.

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  116. Holemaster's friend Yoda says:

    Where IS itchybollix? Maybe ran off with Scratchycu..

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
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  117. SuperGrover says:

    But maybe the itchiness gor to him in the end.

    Death by cheesegrater. Ouch.

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  118. SuperGrover says:

    Not that I live there, of course.

    Offaly, honest.

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  119. Holemaster says:

    Shut up Yoda

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  120. PattheRat says:

    Back on topic. How much would you need to get paid to work in Dunnes during X-Mas as the cd of X-mas hits plays on repeat all day everyday for a month?

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
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  121. Monkey Balls says:

    Stop trying to change the subject Pat

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
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  122. Monkey Balls says:

    Oh, and regarding Itchybollix.
    Does nobody remember the time I was to meet him at a Fall gig on 16th March? Eh? Hello? Anybody home?

    I’ll shut up now. I’ve already said too much.

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  123. Hooronahonda says:

    There’s a whole chapter covering the use of Daniel O’Donnell in the United Nations Charter on Human Rights.

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
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  124. Holemaster says:

    Jesus MB, I just clicked on your avatar, woahh the balls!

    July 4th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
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  125. Monkey Balls says:

    Every time you click them, I feel it.

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  126. morgor the jolly says:

    haha

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  127. Jo says:

    I think they play it far more than a month - it starts in September now.

    That Carson/O Donnell idea has me near tears of horror.

    Donabate is Far Away.

    What’s a better word than druggie? Drugtivist? On who Dances with Substances?

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