I fucking hate waiting for stuff.
It makes my brain hurt. Why can’t people just do things when I want them to do it and not in their own time? Fucking inconsiderate cunts.
I fucking hate waiting for stuff.
It makes my brain hurt. Why can’t people just do things when I want them to do it and not in their own time? Fucking inconsiderate cunts.
yeah man, cos, like, waiting, like, totally sucks. and junk.
So who’s upset you now ?
Waiting is a virtue, no hang on, eh…
Has Godot gone missing again?
No, he turned up. It’s some other cunt that’s making me grumpy.
I sit here 24 hours a day waiting for a post from you twenty, imagine how inconsiderate of you it is when you don’t do one every now and then!
Think of something else, a happy thought.
Does thinking of killing the person who’s making me wait count?
Only if he’s from NTL.
Do the Irish Times crossword while you’re waiting !!!!!
I hate waiting for anything, drives me bonkers. Well not anything but I hate waiting in line in tesco because only two of the ten checkouts are manned or personned or whatever. I’m not using those self service tills, fuck them. I want to be served.
Don’t mind waiting on a pint.
write another shite book, sorry a book on other shi’ites
personally, i love waiting.
it uses up my spare time.
I like waiting on a friend, especially Tom.
Twenty, Twenty. Ability to delay gratification leads to increased success in other areas of life!
Go do something, em, personal and then you’ll be annoyed if they interrupt you in the middle of it.
Ha! I’ve just realised my comments weren’t going through because I have a new computer and I hadn’t put my details in yet.
Holemaster, I love your pause for political correctness in the middle of your Tesco rant. Just in case someone on here stops talking about spitting on their knobs to reprimand you for sexism :)
twenty, bet you don’t mind letting cunts wait for you to do something, or anything for that matter
I am a timely individual, porridge.
See, morgor lasts longer than you, Twenty.
I missed you morgor! Well, when I looked at the telly and thought about how huge Glastonbury is and how I was tired just looking at it and the thought of wallking all round it. How was it?
Punctilious, would you say, Twenty?
Punctual, Jo.
here’s something that pisses me off more and more these days.
example:
6:30pm Mate – Just going to have my dinner, then a shower, so I’ll call over about 8.
Me – Grand, so.
9:47pm Mate arrives – Alright Grover
Waiting can be turned into something good though Twenty. I’ve become very patient in my young age. I tend to drift off and think about things I’d like to do and funny things that have happening to me to the point where the entire staff and customers in the local chipper are all saying “Hello…. cod and chips?? Hello, sorry excuse me……are you waiting on cod and chips?”
It must be shit waiting for an operation……..now that is some proper hardcore waiting. Not like waiting for the postman. Unless the postman is bringing details of said operation.
9:47pm Mate arrives – Alright Grover
9.47:30 – Mate gets punch in throat. I hate that shit.
Leeroy – yes, I suppose that would be shit. Unless you were told you were going to be awake during the operation and not given any anaesthetic. I could wait then.
Hole – I only have the internet, tv, video games, music and books to distract me while I’m waiting. It’s not enough
Hmm, who could it be… besides the cable guy? Is it a ‘personal’ service? Someone to ‘walk the dog’ while you get on with volume two?
Whoever it is will blame the traffic.
Whoa, new look. Feel seasick.
I think Twenty is wating on Miriam O’ Callaghan who is coming to see if Twenty is worthy of a spot on her “show” next Saturday…
Boo, is punctilious not a word then? Or does it mean something else – to do with punctuation perhaps?
SG, or G, even, I can add to your frustration – I didn’t have a mobile til after I was in college – how did we all possibly manage? I tell you how – we’d arrange to meet, and then we’d show up at the agreed time – none of this ‘Hi, I’m just getting the bus/popping out for something to eat/ I’ll be there in an hour’ shit. How does phoning to say you won’t be there for an hour make it ok?
Ah, it is a word. Perhpas you’re that as well?
the only place to wait for people/stuf is down the pub. the longer you are waiting, the more you drink and the less you give a fuck. win/win situation.
A man of your advanced years should have learned a bit more patience by now mate.
This is true. I’m a slow learner too.
Procrastination is the best way to deal with it.
They’re the procrastinators.
Procrastination is man’s worst enemy.
Yeah, but why wait unhappily for something at 1pm when you could wait for it happily at 5pm?
for those didn’t know who don cockburn was on a recent thread…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DGoakb8jYE
Thanks SG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3MYEXBOz4U
thanks HM, and one for you…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/voss/92111769/
Jo says no to Banana[hone, HOlemaster, do you hear me? Thank god I saw the title in time! http://forninepounds.blogspot.com/2007/08/ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring.html
Once I hear it, it’s the end, it’s there for a week. Evil.
Ah but AngryBlueSock is funny, he sings loads of songs on request.
I wonder if b-b-b-b-banana phoooooone has every gone off in a funeral?
It’s so incredibly annoying that I actually like it now.
Holemasters… what were they thinking!
I was once walking own Amiens St and there were about three or four workmen of varying ages, trousers at varying stages of slippage, standing round a hole in the pavement.
This smart little woman in a red suit came striding up and stopped beside them, hands on hips. They faltered to a stop in their conversation, and looked at her. She went ‘Yep! It’s a hole alright!’ Laughed hilariously and walked on. They were flummoxed. It was great!
Fantastic. They should have said “Yeah but how big is it?”
I’m waiting ……. for something funny
could be waiting some time
Sid Trotter ia an anagram for Otter’s Dirt
How big is a hole? Is that like ‘how long is a piece of string?’ ?
I would like to see some bets on what Twenty’s waiting for. Is it somethng good like a parcel or a lovely woman or something mundane like the washing machine repair guy.
Jaysus, Jo, you are very brave asking a question like that here.
the previous one
fiver on boiler repair
tenner on a boiler, sorry lovely woman
……..the all clear?
NTL
Life is just a series of incidents that break up the fucking waiting.
Turtle’s head
HM, I thought that’s when you couldn’t wait… or actually no, never mind, I don’t want to get you all started.
Well sometimes he’s a bit reluctant, has a little peep you know then pops back to have a think.
Christ. It’s not Morph, you know.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72Nk6PChzAc
The first clip of Morph in this works pretty well, coincidentally.
Take Hart was children’s telly at its finest.
It was. I feel a bit guilty for posting videos of him popping through a ring now.
Its not too bad waiting if you can do something while you wait. Its cueing that I fucking hate.
Especially when the stupid bastard in front decides to have a conversation that has nothing to do with the service that he has cued for.
I had to wait to view your website because of my bad Internet connexion and I am upset now!
That’s Twenty sharing his pain, Remy.
Fuck you should try being me…….I wait for a living. I wait for them to arrive. I wait for them to order. I wait for them to eat. I wait for them to decide whether or not to have dessert. I wait for death mainly …..
I’d hate that…
Morph! Wehay! I loved him, always wanted to squash him all the same.
I had loads of Mála when I was a small one, except it was grey, no nice colours.
I hate waiting for bad news. Like summons’ in the post. It’s like a dagger constantly hanging over your head, ready to drop at any minute.