Huh.

You do a little spit.

I thought the game was exciting. A good-looking game too. I was all about Jens Lehmann for a wee while, but then Ballack cut his eye, bled sexily and my head was turned, fickle wench that I am. Ballack played it a bit close to the bone in some of his tackles though and deserved his yellow card, so i went off him. And at the end, they had a shot of Lehmann giving the celebrating Spanish such a look of stone cold hate that I’ve gone right off him now too.

Torres was a piece of dynamite although, despite all the sweat and heart and soul I can’t find it in myself to swoon over him. Wha? People watch football for other reasons? He loped in front of that defender in about 2 strides to score after having ducked round behind him and before jumping over the goalie. Yeah, I thought it was dead exciting.

I though Kuranyi should have spent more time polishing his football skills than shaving – he looked fucking mad!! Well done Spain – footy as it is meant to be played.

He’s leaving Liverpool, is he?

I thought it was a very good game. Spain should have won about 4-0. Torres first trophy, now for the premiership next year.

And yeah ballack is a cunt