Comments on: Stating the obvious http://twentymajor.net/2008/06/27/stating-the-obvious/ Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:43:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: bear http://twentymajor.net/2008/06/27/stating-the-obvious/#comment-40231 bear Sat, 28 Jun 2008 07:01:42 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1502#comment-40231 Drunken Holiday Tales? i was in Ibiza last year for a week i was staying in a hotel that had 37 steps leading up to it Naturally we went on the piss as soon as we got there Eight hours later i managed to reach the top of the steps Then i stumbled Fell down all the steps and broke my leg i was off work for eight weeks Best holiday ever!!!!!!!!!!!! Drunken Holiday Tales?

i was in Ibiza last year for a week
i was staying in a hotel that had 37 steps leading up to it

Naturally we went on the piss as soon as we got there

Eight hours later i managed to reach the top of the steps
Then i stumbled
Fell down all the steps and broke my leg

i was off work for eight weeks

Best holiday ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> By: Twenty Major http://twentymajor.net/2008/06/27/stating-the-obvious/#comment-40211 Twenty Major Fri, 27 Jun 2008 16:18:55 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1502#comment-40211 hah, danger holidays. Imagine a dusk curfew, that's mad. hah, danger holidays. Imagine a dusk curfew, that’s mad.

]]> By: Medbh http://twentymajor.net/2008/06/27/stating-the-obvious/#comment-40192 Medbh Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:39:57 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1502#comment-40192 Mr. M took me to San Francisco during the LA riots in '92 as a result of the Rodney King verdict. We drank in dodgy pubs in the Mission District with a friend of mine who was living there and talked about which posh boutiques we were going to loot. There were riots in SF as well, so the mayor issued a curfew at dusk. I said fuck that, we're on holiday, so we wandered the empty streets getting shitfaced and checking out the damage. Fun times. Mr. M took me to San Francisco during the LA riots in ’92 as a result of the Rodney King verdict. We drank in dodgy pubs in the Mission District with a friend of mine who was living there and talked about which posh boutiques we were going to loot. There were riots in SF as well, so the mayor issued a curfew at dusk. I said fuck that, we’re on holiday, so we wandered the empty streets getting shitfaced and checking out the damage.
Fun times.

]]> By: lazlopanaflex jnr http://twentymajor.net/2008/06/27/stating-the-obvious/#comment-40140 lazlopanaflex jnr Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:52:58 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1502#comment-40140 at a stag in hamburg.9 in the morning after a day and night of heavy boozing and serious substance abuse we went to a family concert at this big warehouse type thing by the river.saw a sandpit outside and we decided to commandeer it.the boys bought buckets and spades and were making castles and stuff.they even bought some plants to make it look nice.couldn't figure out why the locals were staring and pointing so much.turned out it was for dogs to "do their business in".then some german goths walked by and got jealous of our nicely designed shit pit and started a fight over it. drugs are fun. at a stag in hamburg.9 in the morning after a day and night of heavy boozing and serious substance abuse we went to a family concert at this big warehouse type thing by the river.saw a sandpit outside and we decided to commandeer it.the boys bought buckets and spades and were making castles and stuff.they even bought some plants to make it look nice.couldn’t figure out why the locals were staring and pointing so much.turned out it was for dogs to “do their business in”.then some german goths walked by and got jealous of our nicely designed shit pit and started a fight over it.
drugs are fun.

]]> By: Holemaster http://twentymajor.net/2008/06/27/stating-the-obvious/#comment-40133 Holemaster Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:38:22 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1502#comment-40133 "Yeah Jo, the father was way out of order there. Imagine driving your car full of pissed 14yr olds towards an orange glow in the sky." Dads WILL be boys! “Yeah Jo, the father was way out of order there. Imagine driving your car full of pissed 14yr olds towards an orange glow in the sky.”

Dads WILL be boys!

]]> By: Spudser http://twentymajor.net/2008/06/27/stating-the-obvious/#comment-40121 Spudser Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:24:12 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1502#comment-40121 On our first trip away with the lads in west Cork as a bunch of naive 15yr olds, we got loaded on gone off budweiser. Maybe it wasn't gone off but bud is always pissy tasting i suppose. We were also very very stoned. Anyway while walking across a golf course we thought a ghost was following us, so naturally we all took off running, scared stupid. Turned out it was a local girl interested in the city lads. She was wearing a long flowing coat in the middle of a warm summer nite which took a ghostly appearance after the booze. We threw stones at her to make her go away... Maybe its funnier in my head. Oh and one of the lads burned down a hotel at the golf course On our first trip away with the lads in west Cork as a bunch of naive 15yr olds, we got loaded on gone off budweiser. Maybe it wasn’t gone off but bud is always pissy tasting i suppose. We were also very very stoned.
Anyway while walking across a golf course we thought a ghost was following us, so naturally we all took off running, scared stupid.
Turned out it was a local girl interested in the city lads. She was wearing a long flowing coat in the middle of a warm summer nite which took a ghostly appearance after the booze.
We threw stones at her to make her go away…
Maybe its funnier in my head.
Oh and one of the lads burned down a hotel at the golf course

]]> By: Sid Trotter http://twentymajor.net/2008/06/27/stating-the-obvious/#comment-40111 Sid Trotter Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:57:07 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1502#comment-40111 twenty, we're getting bored - chuck another story in will ya twenty, we’re getting bored – chuck another story in will ya

]]> By: woodenmccoy http://twentymajor.net/2008/06/27/stating-the-obvious/#comment-40110 woodenmccoy Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:54:09 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1502#comment-40110 hmmm. check link, i think twenty's at the centre of some vast, brewing federation-related conspiracy being uncovered. hmmm. check link, i think twenty’s at the centre of some vast, brewing federation-related conspiracy being uncovered.

]]> By: Monkey Balls http://twentymajor.net/2008/06/27/stating-the-obvious/#comment-40108 Monkey Balls Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:19:14 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1502#comment-40108 Yeah Jo, the father was way out of order there. Imagine driving your car full of pissed 14yr olds towards an orange glow in the sky. Yeah Jo, the father was way out of order there. Imagine driving your car full of pissed 14yr olds towards an orange glow in the sky.

]]> By: Jo http://twentymajor.net/2008/06/27/stating-the-obvious/#comment-40107 Jo Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:12:03 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1502#comment-40107 That story makes the MEAS guidelines seem more reasonable. That story makes the MEAS guidelines seem more reasonable.

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