Gimme some good ole lobotomy
Posted on | June 25, 2008 | 69 Comments
Fucking Green party cunts. If they’re not making us pay more tax on our cars or trying to rape our wallets to offset our carbon footprints they’re up to some other ‘do-gooder’ shite.
Now they want to ban lobotomies. Jesus, is nothing fucking sacred these days? What is wrong in this day and age with cutting a great chunk out of somebody’s frontal lobe? You’d swear it was barbaric in some way.
The more the Greens stay in power the less cool stuff we’re going to have. What’s next? A ban on feeding your dog terrified orphans dressed in Liverpool shirts?
The day that happens is the day I emigrate, let me tell you.
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June 25th, 2008 @ 2:51 pm
Cunts..They’ve had their Lobotomies now and they are just pullin the ladder up behind them…
June 25th, 2008 @ 2:52 pm
What the hell?? Shouldn’t this be decided by psychiatrists and not tree huggers? Used to know a psychiatrist who swore that if she were ever seriously depressed she’d go for ECT in a heartbeat. Really don’t think these fella are qualified to talk about informed consent for emergency treatment in the mentally ill – seems like a bit of an ethical nightmare for the treating physician, and not something to be hashed out in twenty minutes in the ever somrelevant seanad.
June 25th, 2008 @ 2:53 pm
they still do lobotomies?… coooool
June 25th, 2008 @ 2:54 pm
What the fuck does John Gormley know about lobotomies? Arrogant cunt.
June 25th, 2008 @ 2:55 pm
I just want to be clear – who’s dressed in the Liverpool shirt? Is it you, the orphan, or the dog?
June 25th, 2008 @ 2:56 pm
Yeah still do lobotomies – not so much the JFK’s drooling sister type, but they are used in intractable epilepsy to break the electrical circuit which propogates the seizure. Well, they are if the neurosurgeons ever have the man-power and theatre space to do elective surgery. Which they don’t.
June 25th, 2008 @ 2:58 pm
If John Gormley got a lobotomy would he be called John Gormless?
June 25th, 2008 @ 2:59 pm
Senator Dan Boyle added: “Seanad Éireann is an appropriate forum to initiate debates of this nature and to reform aspects of legislation in ways that Dáil Éireann cannot.
“This Bill gives the Seanad the opportunity of acting independently in addition to allowing the Green Party Senators to show our ability to act on our own initiative in progressing important policy decisions.”
Quick translation: “This bill gives us Green Party Senators the opportunity to get some free publicity by bringing in a proposal in the least important part of the house, where we know well there isn’t a chance in hell of it being passed.”
June 25th, 2008 @ 3:02 pm
The orphans, of course.
June 25th, 2008 @ 3:04 pm
That’s alright so, coz dressing your dog in a Liverpool shirt would just be cruel.
June 25th, 2008 @ 3:07 pm
Some good news at last
http://www.independent.ie/national-news/early-houses-saved-as-ahern-yields-to-publican-pressure-1420647.html
June 25th, 2008 @ 3:17 pm
Your comment counter doesn’t work properly – the second comment is number 1.
June 25th, 2008 @ 3:20 pm
I’m on Holiday now for two weeks!
June 25th, 2008 @ 3:28 pm
Your comment counter doesn’t work properly – the second comment is number 1.
heh, yeah. I have no idea how to fix that.
June 25th, 2008 @ 3:34 pm
Lobotomy : a condition whereby the subject’s bottom is too low, i.e. close to the ground.
June 25th, 2008 @ 3:42 pm
So lobotomy = short-arse, Dicknog?
June 25th, 2008 @ 3:45 pm
or somebody permanently poohing ?
June 25th, 2008 @ 3:50 pm
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
June 25th, 2008 @ 3:52 pm
I had a labotomy once, give it a go, see the whole world in a new light – its great …. and the nurses are sweet
June 25th, 2008 @ 3:53 pm
Technically – it is a low bottom. Low to the ground, as it were.
June 25th, 2008 @ 3:56 pm
hotwaterbottleandafrontalobotomy
June 25th, 2008 @ 4:03 pm
hee.
June 25th, 2008 @ 4:04 pm
So maggot, you sit round all day online, smoking and eating kitkat sandwiches, but NOW you’re on holiday?
SG – heh, I’ve taken lots of sepia, it’s also the overwhelmed mother remedy :) Didnt know it was also for insomnia – chamomilla 30 when you can’t sleep for thinking too much – ten minutes and I’m gone, every time.
June 25th, 2008 @ 4:05 pm
I propose you move to Ethiopia or somewhere like that.
The posts would be brilliant!
June 25th, 2008 @ 4:06 pm
So maggot, you sit round all day online, smoking and eating kitkat sandwiches, but NOW you’re on holiday?
Being maggot is not all sunshine and roses Jo!
June 25th, 2008 @ 4:11 pm
“chamomilla 30 when you can’t sleep for thinking too much – ten minutes and I’m gone, every time.”
Where can I get it Jo?
My brain is like is constantly trying to invent something and out of my control.
June 25th, 2008 @ 4:11 pm
Lobotomy – Jack Nicholson, One flew over the cuckoos nest – I didn’t think they really did it on real people, only actors. Coool!
June 25th, 2008 @ 4:13 pm
Gosh what a splendid idea.
In future, if ever I start feeling psychotically violent, suicidally depressed or having my life fucked up by frequent epileptic attacks, instead of taking mood-stabilizing drugs or undergoing surgical intervention, I’ll just have a nice hot cup of herbal tea.
Thanks Green Party!
June 25th, 2008 @ 4:26 pm
Don’t forget to thank them when you ‘come to’ standing over the butchered corpses of your family!
June 25th, 2008 @ 4:46 pm
Senator Dan Boyle translation High profile election casualty given cushy number to maintain air of importance.
June 25th, 2008 @ 4:50 pm
The dude in “Repo Man” had a lobotomy and he was just fine.
No drooling for him.
June 25th, 2008 @ 4:50 pm
off topic but hilarious…
cowen’s downfall
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADbTCSuNSms
June 25th, 2008 @ 5:03 pm
Lobs should be mandatory for politicians. Or do they come that way?
June 25th, 2008 @ 5:11 pm
So you’re all for lobotomies, are you? Well, who will hold the pillow over my face when the evil nurse is terrorising us all the the asylum?
Holemaster, any health food shop, or even chemist that stocks the remedies will have it. Just take one when you can’t sleep. You can crush it and put it in some cooled boiled water, stir it ten times and take a spoon 3 times, 15 mins apart if the one doesn’t work. don’t keep taking the pills repeatedly though, it doesn’t work like that.
I also recommend writing stuff down – lists/rants etc. My mother’s trick was to write all her preoccupying thoughts on a mentla blackboard, and then visualise erasing it all before she slept.
June 25th, 2008 @ 5:21 pm
I also recommend writing stuff down – lists/rants etc.
You mean blogging, Jo.
June 25th, 2008 @ 5:24 pm
Well, if the cap fits…
Though we all stay up too late online, I think. Not good for easy and refreshing sleep, staring at a screen til last thing before bed.
June 25th, 2008 @ 5:24 pm
“I also recommend writing stuff down – lists/rants etc. My mother’s trick was to write all her preoccupying thoughts on a mentla blackboard, and then visualise erasing it all before she slept.”
Sometimes I stare at a blank sheet of paper but then i wonder why it’s called bond and how do they put the watermarque in it and why is american A4 a different size and and and and
June 25th, 2008 @ 5:25 pm
Btw, Holemaster, if you do take it, don’t take it with the taste of mint in your mouth, too strong, antidotes it.
June 25th, 2008 @ 5:28 pm
“You can crush it and put it in some cooled boiled water, stir it ten times and take a spoon 3 times, 15 mins apart if the one doesn’t work.”
Do you have to cackle madly while you’re doing it?
June 25th, 2008 @ 5:32 pm
“Btw, Holemaster, if you do take it, don’t take it with the taste of mint in your mouth, too strong, antidotes it.”
Damn.
June 25th, 2008 @ 5:36 pm
Are lobotomies reversable? – if not then the greens are right. I’d rather see a mental patient goofed up to the eyballs on a temporary basis then any permenant damage be done. You’ll find that this procedure is being performed for economic reasons (Cheaper then long term medications)then for whats best for the patient
Jeez, where would we be without the greens…..
June 25th, 2008 @ 5:41 pm
Holemaster, Damn? Why so? Just take it a good 15 mins after you brush your toothy pegs
June 25th, 2008 @ 5:43 pm
Oh and re hte blank sheet of paper – no need to get existential, just a to do list often does the trick.
June 25th, 2008 @ 5:48 pm
Thanks Jo, I appreciate your kind advice. I’ll give the Camomilla a go and remember to stir ten times.
June 25th, 2008 @ 5:48 pm
Toothy pegs, heh.
June 25th, 2008 @ 6:33 pm
My husband says tootens, I like that one.
No need to put it in water unless one doesn’t work – try that first – suck or chew it, don’t swallow :)
June 25th, 2008 @ 6:34 pm
Tinman, yeah, I like a bit of a mad cackle, alright.
June 25th, 2008 @ 6:44 pm
Test
June 25th, 2008 @ 6:52 pm
I was told that if you typed ‘Find Chuck norris’ into google and pressed the ‘I’m feeling Lucky’ button it brought you here: http://www.nochucknorris.com/
but sadly it doesn’t really.
June 25th, 2008 @ 8:04 pm
HA! That’s great. He was in family guy last night.
June 25th, 2008 @ 8:37 pm
HM:
http://infantasia.blogspot.com/2007/06/my-mother.html
Cheesecakes in the sky, heh.
June 25th, 2008 @ 9:13 pm
Wow. Like a film star.
June 25th, 2008 @ 9:44 pm
Maggot – I got sent a link today from pimpthatsnack.com of a GIANT kit kat. About a half a metre long. I can’t find it now though to post the link to it.
June 25th, 2008 @ 9:50 pm
Jus, don’t tease him like that.
June 25th, 2008 @ 9:54 pm
ha! I did find it strange though that my first thought upon seeing it was a total stranger on a blog.
I found it – it’s on supersizedmeals.com. It’s a chunky. Is that controversial?
http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/article.php/20080617-Giant_Kit_Kat
June 25th, 2008 @ 9:55 pm
I think maggot would be found dead on the floor with it still sticking out of his mouth. The final, epic overdose.
June 25th, 2008 @ 9:58 pm
Looking at it, that’s fairly incredible. I find my thoughts drifting rude-wards, I must admit.
June 25th, 2008 @ 10:03 pm
Surely not Jo? Check out pimpthatsnack.com some people have too much time on their hands
June 25th, 2008 @ 10:05 pm
Oh god, no, not that rude. !
June 25th, 2008 @ 10:08 pm
I didn’t mean it that way either! hahah
Imagine how sick you’d feel after if you ate it.
June 25th, 2008 @ 10:14 pm
Ah, you couldn’t eat it all.
Though I think I’d do myself some damage if I made the giant peanut butter cup.
I find the giant experimantal baking very endearing for sem reason – is it more boys than girls doing it, I wonder? Perhaps that’s how you get boys to do home ec.
June 25th, 2008 @ 10:19 pm
Good point. Men could meet weekly in parish halls having giant-snack-offs!
June 25th, 2008 @ 11:48 pm
There was a little sentence who lived in a book
His Dad was a paragraph, his Mother a verse
And when he grew up he became some prose
Because of the fact that he couldn’t rhyme
June 26th, 2008 @ 12:05 am
What’s with this new layout young Twenty? did the bloody EU withdraw the subsidy that allowed you to afford a font size that was big enough to read ? Have they taken the subsidy to spite you for telling ‘em to piss off.
Why is everything improved worser ?
June 26th, 2008 @ 12:06 am
Why can’t you read it? It’s bigger than the last font size.
June 26th, 2008 @ 1:48 am
I think maggot would be found dead on the floor with it still sticking out of his mouth. The final, epic overdose.
But what a way to go! Chocolate AIDS – no going back, no chance of surviving. Ace.
June 26th, 2008 @ 5:51 am
SuperG best laugh I had in yesrs
June 26th, 2008 @ 5:53 am
Twenty, the contrast is the problem.
June 26th, 2008 @ 9:28 pm
Yes, thanks SuperGrover.
(The Taoiseach’s Irish IS very good.)