I am six – part 183
Going around town earlier I saw this and it made me laugh.
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June 14th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
That fish on the label looks like a cow.
June 14th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
RAIL ON ABOUT CHLD MOLESTERS AND THEN ADD TO THE MIX WITH SMUTTY COMMENT LIKE THIS FOR A CHEAP LAUGH.
WHEN WILL WE REALISE AS A SOCIETY THAT WE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO CREATE OUR SOCIETY AND THAT IF SEX MONSTORS AND OTHER PERVERTS ARE RUNNING RAMPANT – WE ARE SOMEWHAT GUILTY OF ALLOWING THAT SITUATION TO OCCUR?
MY GOD TWENTY – I AM NOT JOKING WHEN I SAY THAT YOU COULD BE THE MOST INFLUENTIAL PERSON IN IRELAND LOOKING AT THE BROAD-BASED POPULARITY OF YOUR BLOG.
DON’T WASTE TIME ON JUVENILE CRAP LIKE THIS – KEEP HAMMERING THE BASTARD PERVERT JUDGES ETC
AFTER ALL – WEREN’T THE PRIESTS IMVULNERBLE FOR GENERATIONS UNTILL AN INDIVIDUAL HERE AND AN INDIVIDUAL THERE STARTED AN UNRELENTING AND INDOMINATABLE OUTCRY AGAINST THEM….
YOU COULD BE THE SAME FORCE FOR GOOD WITH THE CORRUPT JUDGES – WHICH MY IMPRESSION IS THAT IT IS A SUBJECT PARTICULARLY CLOSE TO YOUR HEART.
OK – SERMON OVER. INTERESTING RESPONSES – OR NONE. EITHER WAY – A GOOD INDICATOR OF HOW IRELAND WILL FARE OVER THE NEXT FEW YEARS…
June 14th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Cunt off, shitfuck.
June 14th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Give me a fucking break tosser.
June 14th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Is this gay ghee? Isn’t Pride a gay brand name?
June 14th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Apparently ghee is great for putting in your hair.
June 14th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
I don’t know which is worse – gluestain – for being gluestain – or Monmkey balls for trying to disseminate Damien Rice Music – are you going to ban them Twenty ?
Ghee is brilliant for cooking.
June 14th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Does ghee taste like gee?
June 14th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
YOU COULD BE THE MOST INFLUENTIAL PERSON IN IRELAND
He already is.
Hint – get your arse down to the GPO Easter 2009.
June 14th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Reminds me of a conversation in 1985 after the local teenage disco.
“Did you get a fell of her tits?”
“Yep, got a feel of everything but her gee”
June 14th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
PEARLS BEFORE SWINE, PEARLS BEFORE SWINE….
ROT ON THE DOLE/IN FRONT OF TV/SNIGGERING IN PUBS.
ME-I LAUGH ALL THE WAY TO THEBANK EVERY WEEK.
June 14th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Gluaistean, sit down there now and make yourself a cup of tea and roll a spliff. And lock the doors.
June 14th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
You don’t do much Indian cooking, do you Twenty? If anybody from Dublin asks me, neither do I.
June 14th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Ach, I’d like to preach about how infantile it is, but I thought it was funny the first time I saw it too. That was a long time ago.
Still, careful down the French supermarket, you know they cook with a lot of coque…
June 14th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Clarified butter used in indian cooking.
June 14th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Ah, Thriftcriminal, an amusing response… :)
June 14th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
@Jo: Was going for the post modernist humour with that one. Too much Fast Show I fear.
June 14th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Thanks for clarifying that ;)
June 14th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
Smooth.
June 14th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Smooth like clarified butte..oh never mind.
June 14th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Jo – lentils garnished with ghee are a veggie delight!
June 14th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Can you use butter as a garnish?
June 14th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
The classic comfort food Jo – boil little red lentils until cooked to a puree. Then heat some ghee in a small pan and add a few spices – cumin is a classic – and pour over the lentils, serve with rice or bread. Quick, nutritious, easy and very tasty!
June 14th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
God, I love Indian food. We have an award winning Indian Restaurant near us, and a fab takeaway too. I always get the tarka dhal. And paneer khumbi. Mmmm.
June 14th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
Three years in Glasgow left me addicted to Pakora and Chana Dal!
June 14th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
I can just see the indian version of the Kerrygold ad;
“There is something I can help?”
“You can put a bit of ghee on my spuds Apu”
June 14th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Hahaha :)
June 14th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Vindaloo, vindaloo, na na na na na na na na ……….
we’re gonna score one more than you
June 14th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
Another thing about Ghee – it fries at a very high temperature without burning.
June 14th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
I wonder if you have the answer to this vital question about ghee, maggot? – is it ever sold in bags?
June 14th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
If you don’t mind me saying, Jo, you are putting maggot in a very dangerous position there. Any crack about bags (stop it now) will be jumped on (I warned you, now).
Wriggly one, think long and hard about your response…
June 14th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
I’ve never seen it Jo – It may be though – I’ve only ever seen it in plastic tubs and Cans.
June 14th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
I always think long and hard !
Especially with Jo.
June 14th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
That’s good.
You don’t want to be lulled into a bad ghee on your tongue at this hour of a Saturday night…
June 14th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
Dear God – I just had a look at Jo’s blog , first visit in several days – Bosoms and Pelvic Floors ? I’ve come over all strange! But a fabulous picture of you in that T-shirt Jo!
June 14th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Yah, this is all very fine, but what about the penguins?
June 14th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
@Maggot: Nice one, I’ll be giving the recipe a go. So, is this a cooking blog yet?
June 14th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
I wish, maggot.
June 14th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
I was wondering about the Penguins myself. Twenty, was there some clause in that treaty whereby Ireland’s indigenious penguin population would be wiped out if we voted yes ? i think i ightget smashe onight….chao euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuropaaaaaaaaaaaa
June 14th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
My pharmacist’s name is Patrick McGee. Seriously. Poor bastard.
June 15th, 2008 at 12:12 am
Hey gluaistean, you seem like a vey laid back easy going guy, fancy a pint sometime ?
Smmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaashntiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
June 15th, 2008 at 1:02 am
twenty.
if you’re not glustein,then surely he was the bastard/retard who lived in the attic while you fed on the handsome livers of strangers?
June 15th, 2008 at 4:51 am
Ghee in a can is funny… but I doubt it can top this:
http://rotharnua.wordpress.com/2008/06/15/the-greatest-video-ive-ever-seen/
June 15th, 2008 at 6:50 am
twenty.
if you’re not glustein,then surely he was the bastard/retard who lived in the attic while you fed on the handsome livers of strangers?
Liver smothered in gee anyone?
June 15th, 2008 at 10:14 am
I would just like to confirm that DR is worse live. He is not only dull and shit, but has the charisma of a smoked haddock.
June 15th, 2008 at 10:34 am
You made my day PP – the pakora are on me!
June 15th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Hee. Ah well.
June 15th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Twenty, you’ll be happy to hear that not one single person contacted me regarding the DR Mp3s/Videos.
I’ll run another bogus offer in 3 months, and weed out any fans amongst the newcomers.
Rest assured for now that your blog is clean.
June 15th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
I’ll run another bogus offer in 3 months,
MB – nice try but you are doomed. Out of the closet, a Riceite, even worse than Ricin!
June 15th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
maggot, I’m into Rasta-Punky-Techno-Dubrock with loud guitars.
So far, I’ve had to make it up in my head and hum it to myself, because no fucker out there will make some for me to listen to.
When did stealing someone’s music automatically make you a fan?
I don’t think even Mr. Rice could agree with your presumption there.
(Just popped your DVD in the post. Should be with you by Tuesday or Wednesday! I told no-one.)
June 15th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Once he finishes his pop tarts you are doomed MB!
June 15th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Not Ricicles?
June 15th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
He hates ricicles – that snap, crackle and pop is far too loud for the fragile head.
It’s sunday – it’ll be poptarts, marmite and Brie. Washed down with Sunny D.
Incidentally – I remember he won an award for his history of the potato Famine – but I cannot find it anywhere.
June 15th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Wasn’t there a film wherein Marlon Brando used ghee up the bum of some actress?
June 15th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Nope, ’twas butter.
June 15th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
It was I Can’t Believe It’s Not Her Bum
June 15th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
I hate that restaurants serve you clarified butter when you order lobster. Why would you want to drown that sweet flesh in fat? You smother mediocre food in butter to make it appealing.
June 15th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Apparently ghee is used in cremations in India either to help the fire on it’s way or to anoint the body.
I’ll never forget as a young lad watching the funeral of Indira Ghandi on tv – my mother made us. Richard Attenborough was commentating and in a very solemn voice he said something like “and as the flames consume the last mortal remains of Mrs. Ghandi, the smell of burning gee permeates the air…”
We nearly pissed ourselves. My Ma wasn’t too impressed though.
June 15th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Gereat story :) That’s what she gets for making children watch cremation. Bleh!
June 15th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
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June 16th, 2008 at 12:19 am
Twenty
The picture.
The misty nostalgic look of it.
The desire to be a sniggering child again.
You getting ready to do a biography, or memoir or the like?
June 16th, 2008 at 2:18 am
“Liver smothered in gee anyone?”
Better than eating a gee smothered in liver…
June 16th, 2008 at 3:54 am
“Liver smothered in gee anyone?”
Better than eating a gee smothered in liver…
To be honest. If you were hammered could you tell the difference?
June 16th, 2008 at 8:03 am
Sweet God, Noddy, who have you been going down on?
June 16th, 2008 at 8:19 am
Wasn’t there a film wherein Marlon Brando used ghee up the bum of some actress?
Is that the film where he’s riding a young girl too?
Or is that a different one?
Is Marlon Brando just a pervert?
June 16th, 2008 at 8:19 am
No, he’s dead.
June 16th, 2008 at 8:30 am
CAPSLOCK makes the baby jesus cry.
June 16th, 2008 at 8:30 am
So does calling a picture of ghee ’smutty’. For heaven’s sake.
June 16th, 2008 at 8:31 am
Good morning morgor. I trust your weekend was fun?
June 16th, 2008 at 9:06 am
twas indeed.
I think my liver needs a break though. . .
No, he’s dead.
Was Marlon Brando just a pervert?
June 16th, 2008 at 9:17 am
reminds me of sitting at a bar somewhere before with a mate of mine, late into a long night, breaking our holes laughing at a bottle of whisky behind the bar called “Knob Creek”
June 16th, 2008 at 9:45 am
Ahh the innocence of youth I remember standing in our local shop laughing at my friend who was sent for a box of ‘Trill’ for budgies, it’s still on the supermarket shelves but not half as funny. I once asked in the hardware shop for a length of Dildo to be delivered, I should have said Dado rail. I was so innocent at seventeen I’d never heard of a dildo.
June 16th, 2008 at 10:22 am
We were down in Cork recently and couldn’t help but laugh when we passed through Peddler’s Cross and passed the Peddler’s Bar.
June 16th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Lets get serious here. Are Irish houses as filthy dirty as the streets? Get a life.
June 16th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Indians love a bit of Ghee
June 16th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Is Ghee pride a parade in Foxrock?
June 17th, 2008 at 10:40 am
Speaking of Gee… spotted in Ann Summers.
http://annsummersireland.ie/index.php?productID=223
Pretty sure they meant it to be ‘G-Wand’. Shame they didn’t do a bit more research into Irish slang beforehand.
August 5th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
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