I am six – part 183
Posted on | June 14, 2008 | 78 Comments
Going around town earlier I saw this and it made me laugh.
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Posted on | June 14, 2008 | 78 Comments
Going around town earlier I saw this and it made me laugh.
78 Responses to “I am six – part 183”
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June 14th, 2008 @ 4:54 pm
That fish on the label looks like a cow.
June 14th, 2008 @ 5:43 pm
RAIL ON ABOUT CHLD MOLESTERS AND THEN ADD TO THE MIX WITH SMUTTY COMMENT LIKE THIS FOR A CHEAP LAUGH.
WHEN WILL WE REALISE AS A SOCIETY THAT WE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO CREATE OUR SOCIETY AND THAT IF SEX MONSTORS AND OTHER PERVERTS ARE RUNNING RAMPANT – WE ARE SOMEWHAT GUILTY OF ALLOWING THAT SITUATION TO OCCUR?
MY GOD TWENTY – I AM NOT JOKING WHEN I SAY THAT YOU COULD BE THE MOST INFLUENTIAL PERSON IN IRELAND LOOKING AT THE BROAD-BASED POPULARITY OF YOUR BLOG.
DON’T WASTE TIME ON JUVENILE CRAP LIKE THIS – KEEP HAMMERING THE BASTARD PERVERT JUDGES ETC
AFTER ALL – WEREN’T THE PRIESTS IMVULNERBLE FOR GENERATIONS UNTILL AN INDIVIDUAL HERE AND AN INDIVIDUAL THERE STARTED AN UNRELENTING AND INDOMINATABLE OUTCRY AGAINST THEM….
YOU COULD BE THE SAME FORCE FOR GOOD WITH THE CORRUPT JUDGES – WHICH MY IMPRESSION IS THAT IT IS A SUBJECT PARTICULARLY CLOSE TO YOUR HEART.
OK – SERMON OVER. INTERESTING RESPONSES – OR NONE. EITHER WAY – A GOOD INDICATOR OF HOW IRELAND WILL FARE OVER THE NEXT FEW YEARS…
June 14th, 2008 @ 5:57 pm
Cunt off, shitfuck.
June 14th, 2008 @ 5:59 pm
Give me a fucking break tosser.
June 14th, 2008 @ 6:02 pm
Is this gay ghee? Isn’t Pride a gay brand name?
June 14th, 2008 @ 6:32 pm
Apparently ghee is great for putting in your hair.
June 14th, 2008 @ 6:39 pm
I don’t know which is worse – gluestain – for being gluestain – or Monmkey balls for trying to disseminate Damien Rice Music – are you going to ban them Twenty ?
Ghee is brilliant for cooking.
June 14th, 2008 @ 6:40 pm
Does ghee taste like gee?
June 14th, 2008 @ 6:41 pm
YOU COULD BE THE MOST INFLUENTIAL PERSON IN IRELAND
He already is.
Hint – get your arse down to the GPO Easter 2009.
June 14th, 2008 @ 6:46 pm
Reminds me of a conversation in 1985 after the local teenage disco.
“Did you get a fell of her tits?”
“Yep, got a feel of everything but her gee”
June 14th, 2008 @ 7:06 pm
PEARLS BEFORE SWINE, PEARLS BEFORE SWINE….
ROT ON THE DOLE/IN FRONT OF TV/SNIGGERING IN PUBS.
ME-I LAUGH ALL THE WAY TO THEBANK EVERY WEEK.
June 14th, 2008 @ 7:09 pm
Gluaistean, sit down there now and make yourself a cup of tea and roll a spliff. And lock the doors.
June 14th, 2008 @ 8:03 pm
You don’t do much Indian cooking, do you Twenty? If anybody from Dublin asks me, neither do I.
June 14th, 2008 @ 8:23 pm
Ach, I’d like to preach about how infantile it is, but I thought it was funny the first time I saw it too. That was a long time ago.
Still, careful down the French supermarket, you know they cook with a lot of coque…
June 14th, 2008 @ 8:37 pm
Clarified butter used in indian cooking.
June 14th, 2008 @ 9:07 pm
Ah, Thriftcriminal, an amusing response… :)
June 14th, 2008 @ 9:29 pm
@Jo: Was going for the post modernist humour with that one. Too much Fast Show I fear.
June 14th, 2008 @ 9:35 pm
Thanks for clarifying that ;)
June 14th, 2008 @ 9:51 pm
Smooth.
June 14th, 2008 @ 9:55 pm
Smooth like clarified butte..oh never mind.
June 14th, 2008 @ 9:57 pm
Jo – lentils garnished with ghee are a veggie delight!
June 14th, 2008 @ 10:00 pm
Can you use butter as a garnish?
June 14th, 2008 @ 10:04 pm
The classic comfort food Jo – boil little red lentils until cooked to a puree. Then heat some ghee in a small pan and add a few spices – cumin is a classic – and pour over the lentils, serve with rice or bread. Quick, nutritious, easy and very tasty!
June 14th, 2008 @ 10:13 pm
God, I love Indian food. We have an award winning Indian Restaurant near us, and a fab takeaway too. I always get the tarka dhal. And paneer khumbi. Mmmm.
June 14th, 2008 @ 10:18 pm
Three years in Glasgow left me addicted to Pakora and Chana Dal!
June 14th, 2008 @ 10:20 pm
I can just see the indian version of the Kerrygold ad;
“There is something I can help?”
“You can put a bit of ghee on my spuds Apu”
June 14th, 2008 @ 10:22 pm
Hahaha :)
June 14th, 2008 @ 10:22 pm
Vindaloo, vindaloo, na na na na na na na na ……….
we’re gonna score one more than you
June 14th, 2008 @ 10:47 pm
Another thing about Ghee – it fries at a very high temperature without burning.
June 14th, 2008 @ 10:52 pm
I wonder if you have the answer to this vital question about ghee, maggot? – is it ever sold in bags?
June 14th, 2008 @ 11:03 pm
If you don’t mind me saying, Jo, you are putting maggot in a very dangerous position there. Any crack about bags (stop it now) will be jumped on (I warned you, now).
Wriggly one, think long and hard about your response…
June 14th, 2008 @ 11:05 pm
I’ve never seen it Jo – It may be though – I’ve only ever seen it in plastic tubs and Cans.
June 14th, 2008 @ 11:06 pm
I always think long and hard !
Especially with Jo.
June 14th, 2008 @ 11:09 pm
That’s good.
You don’t want to be lulled into a bad ghee on your tongue at this hour of a Saturday night…
June 14th, 2008 @ 11:11 pm
Dear God – I just had a look at Jo’s blog , first visit in several days – Bosoms and Pelvic Floors ? I’ve come over all strange! But a fabulous picture of you in that T-shirt Jo!
June 14th, 2008 @ 11:14 pm
Yah, this is all very fine, but what about the penguins?
June 14th, 2008 @ 11:22 pm
@Maggot: Nice one, I’ll be giving the recipe a go. So, is this a cooking blog yet?
June 14th, 2008 @ 11:23 pm
I wish, maggot.
June 14th, 2008 @ 11:26 pm
I was wondering about the Penguins myself. Twenty, was there some clause in that treaty whereby Ireland’s indigenious penguin population would be wiped out if we voted yes ? i think i ightget smashe onight….chao euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuropaaaaaaaaaaaa
June 14th, 2008 @ 11:43 pm
My pharmacist’s name is Patrick McGee. Seriously. Poor bastard.
June 15th, 2008 @ 12:12 am
Hey gluaistean, you seem like a vey laid back easy going guy, fancy a pint sometime ?
Smmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaashntiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
June 15th, 2008 @ 1:02 am
twenty.
if you’re not glustein,then surely he was the bastard/retard who lived in the attic while you fed on the handsome livers of strangers?
June 15th, 2008 @ 4:51 am
Ghee in a can is funny… but I doubt it can top this:
http://rotharnua.wordpress.com/2008/06/15/the-greatest-video-ive-ever-seen/
June 15th, 2008 @ 6:50 am
twenty.
if you’re not glustein,then surely he was the bastard/retard who lived in the attic while you fed on the handsome livers of strangers?
Liver smothered in gee anyone?
June 15th, 2008 @ 10:14 am
I would just like to confirm that DR is worse live. He is not only dull and shit, but has the charisma of a smoked haddock.
June 15th, 2008 @ 10:34 am
You made my day PP – the pakora are on me!
June 15th, 2008 @ 11:25 am
Hee. Ah well.
June 15th, 2008 @ 11:47 am
Twenty, you’ll be happy to hear that not one single person contacted me regarding the DR Mp3s/Videos.
I’ll run another bogus offer in 3 months, and weed out any fans amongst the newcomers.
Rest assured for now that your blog is clean.
June 15th, 2008 @ 12:04 pm
I’ll run another bogus offer in 3 months,
MB – nice try but you are doomed. Out of the closet, a Riceite, even worse than Ricin!
June 15th, 2008 @ 12:34 pm
maggot, I’m into Rasta-Punky-Techno-Dubrock with loud guitars.
So far, I’ve had to make it up in my head and hum it to myself, because no fucker out there will make some for me to listen to.
When did stealing someone’s music automatically make you a fan?
I don’t think even Mr. Rice could agree with your presumption there.
(Just popped your DVD in the post. Should be with you by Tuesday or Wednesday! I told no-one.)
June 15th, 2008 @ 12:38 pm
Once he finishes his pop tarts you are doomed MB!
June 15th, 2008 @ 12:49 pm
Not Ricicles?
June 15th, 2008 @ 1:18 pm
He hates ricicles – that snap, crackle and pop is far too loud for the fragile head.
It’s sunday – it’ll be poptarts, marmite and Brie. Washed down with Sunny D.
Incidentally – I remember he won an award for his history of the potato Famine – but I cannot find it anywhere.
June 15th, 2008 @ 3:05 pm
Wasn’t there a film wherein Marlon Brando used ghee up the bum of some actress?
June 15th, 2008 @ 3:42 pm
Nope, ’twas butter.
June 15th, 2008 @ 4:01 pm
It was I Can’t Believe It’s Not Her Bum
June 15th, 2008 @ 5:12 pm
I hate that restaurants serve you clarified butter when you order lobster. Why would you want to drown that sweet flesh in fat? You smother mediocre food in butter to make it appealing.
June 15th, 2008 @ 6:26 pm
Apparently ghee is used in cremations in India either to help the fire on it’s way or to anoint the body.
I’ll never forget as a young lad watching the funeral of Indira Ghandi on tv – my mother made us. Richard Attenborough was commentating and in a very solemn voice he said something like “and as the flames consume the last mortal remains of Mrs. Ghandi, the smell of burning gee permeates the air…”
We nearly pissed ourselves. My Ma wasn’t too impressed though.
June 15th, 2008 @ 6:46 pm
Gereat story :) That’s what she gets for making children watch cremation. Bleh!
June 15th, 2008 @ 11:19 pm
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June 16th, 2008 @ 12:19 am
Twenty
The picture.
The misty nostalgic look of it.
The desire to be a sniggering child again.
You getting ready to do a biography, or memoir or the like?
June 16th, 2008 @ 2:18 am
“Liver smothered in gee anyone?”
Better than eating a gee smothered in liver…
June 16th, 2008 @ 3:54 am
“Liver smothered in gee anyone?”
Better than eating a gee smothered in liver…
To be honest. If you were hammered could you tell the difference?
June 16th, 2008 @ 8:03 am
Sweet God, Noddy, who have you been going down on?
June 16th, 2008 @ 8:19 am
Wasn’t there a film wherein Marlon Brando used ghee up the bum of some actress?
Is that the film where he’s riding a young girl too?
Or is that a different one?
Is Marlon Brando just a pervert?
June 16th, 2008 @ 8:19 am
No, he’s dead.
June 16th, 2008 @ 8:30 am
CAPSLOCK makes the baby jesus cry.
June 16th, 2008 @ 8:30 am
So does calling a picture of ghee ‘smutty’. For heaven’s sake.
June 16th, 2008 @ 8:31 am
Good morning morgor. I trust your weekend was fun?
June 16th, 2008 @ 9:06 am
twas indeed.
I think my liver needs a break though. . .
No, he’s dead.
Was Marlon Brando just a pervert?
June 16th, 2008 @ 9:17 am
reminds me of sitting at a bar somewhere before with a mate of mine, late into a long night, breaking our holes laughing at a bottle of whisky behind the bar called “Knob Creek”
June 16th, 2008 @ 9:45 am
Ahh the innocence of youth I remember standing in our local shop laughing at my friend who was sent for a box of ‘Trill’ for budgies, it’s still on the supermarket shelves but not half as funny. I once asked in the hardware shop for a length of Dildo to be delivered, I should have said Dado rail. I was so innocent at seventeen I’d never heard of a dildo.
June 16th, 2008 @ 10:22 am
We were down in Cork recently and couldn’t help but laugh when we passed through Peddler’s Cross and passed the Peddler’s Bar.
June 16th, 2008 @ 11:44 am
Lets get serious here. Are Irish houses as filthy dirty as the streets? Get a life.
June 16th, 2008 @ 2:37 pm
Indians love a bit of Ghee
June 16th, 2008 @ 6:44 pm
Is Ghee pride a parade in Foxrock?
June 17th, 2008 @ 10:40 am
Speaking of Gee… spotted in Ann Summers.
http://annsummersireland.ie/index.php?productID=223
Pretty sure they meant it to be ‘G-Wand’. Shame they didn’t do a bit more research into Irish slang beforehand.
August 5th, 2009 @ 3:07 pm
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