“I can’t find it anywhere”, said Dirty Dave, peering around Ron’s.
“What?”, I said.
“My sense of youthful indifference”.
“Ahhh, it’s probably gone the same way as your sense of well being”.
“True enough. I never did find that”.
“Good job you haven’t lost your sense of humour”.
“Yeah, too true. I think I’m losing my marbles though”.
“It might just be the early onset of Alzheimers”.
“No, seriously. I have a bag of gullies and steelies at home and every time I look in it there appear to be less and less of them”.
“I bet it’s that fucking magpie”.
“If I only there were four and twenty of them I could bake them in a pie and that’d be the problem solved”.
“You fool. You need blackbirds”.
“Like Halle Berry and Tyra Banks?”
“Yeah, just like that”.
“You know what I’ve lost now?”
“The will to live, hopefully”.
“Oh right, then I’m not telling you”.
“Fine by me”.
“But … arse”.
I think he’s lost the plot.
He’s certainly losing it.
He has Oldtimers.
with any luck he’ll lose his voice
Old man goes into his doctor – doctor says that tests have shown that he has alzheimers and also cancer.
“It could be worse” says the old man, “at least I don’t have cancer”
heh
Sometimes I forget what I’m doing in work and forget what I’m doing and just forget.
http://www.ireland.com/newspaper/breaking/2008/0612/breaking61.htm
Fianna Failer cunts are using the Lisbon Treaty as cover for releasing bad news.
I always watch the news closely when something big is going on. You nearly always find something like this being released.
Well spotted, O Holy One!
#8: with the closure of the ILIT, the 200 ex-students will remain ILITerate
fuck. like me. IILTerate. should just stick to looking at the pictures
I lost my youthful idealism which had me believe that most people were kind and decent.
They’re not.
Ah they are really Medhb. You have a lovely name.
That’s one of the more bitter comments I’ve seen in a while …
Aw, Medbh, I tend to accept most people as being good until they prove otherwise, and the good still far outnumber the bad.
Look at Holemaster, for example. Saw you were down, and paid you a compliment about your name. Unfortunately he spelt it wrong.
Thick as fuck, so, but good at heart.
I think that sums up most of us on this site.
Saw you were down, and paid you a compliment about your name. Unfortunately he spelt it wrong.
Thick as fuck, so, but good at heart.
Oh holemaster, you are a twat.
What’s gettin’ to ya so Medbh?
“I lost my youthful idealism which had me believe that most people were kind and decent.
They’re not.”
Hmmmm, what are the odds of medbh being terribly offended by alzheimers jokes. Damn you Major!! You have me dancing like a puppet and shattering peoples faith in humanity and decency.
People are the best and the worst really. It’s when it’s hard to tell which that’s the problem.’There’s no art to find the mind’s construction in the face’.
I love when people call Twenty ‘Major’. It’s so manly manly.
O,the days of the Kerry dancing,
O the ring of the piper’s tune!
O for one of those hours of gladness, gone, alas ! like our youth too soon ;
Random – going back to what you said about soaping boobs – if you sneak a hidden camera into ladies showers you’ll soon see that a lot of ladies take a great deal of pleasure from boob-soaping!
I don’t know about pleasure, tbh. How excited do you get over ball-soaping?
How excited do you get over ball-soaping?
Very!
think i stole dave’s indifference.
Actually, I don’t want to think about what I’ve lost so far, or what’s going to go over the next decade or two, it’s too depressing.
And what have I gained? A Sleep Debt and irritation.
I had a dream last night about my dad picking a fight with stephen segal.
It was (as twenty would say) awesome.
Youthful difference is what a lot of teenagers aspire to. Then everyone grows up and learns the uncomfortable truth we’re not as different from the next bozo on the bus as we want to be, no matter what kind of death’s-head tattoos and willy-piercings and white-painted Goth face we’ve got going on. In other words the dislike of other people just moves from the general to the particular as we get older.
Getting older totally fucking rocks.
cool :)
PCB, i agree, getting older generally rocks.
more money, more confidence, more sex.
I’d hate to be 15 again.
Mebbdh, Medhb, Medbh, got it.
Sorry, I am thick cunt for getting that wrong.
Getting older is generally good alright as morgor points out. You can laugh at younger blokes who think they are the dogs bollox and their girlfriends think you’re such sexier! Isn’t that right Jo?
I don’t like the extra dribble of piss you get without warning though.
the hairier ass isn’t really much of a bonus either.
the hairier ass isn’t really much of a bonus either.
That’s why lighting farts is best left to young people Morgor.
Damn you Maggot – another simple childish pleasure gone forever
Why the hairier arse, why? Is it just to keep us warmer as we age?
Girls get it too??!!