Dublin nightclub attracts hundreds of perverts
Posted on | June 5, 2008 | 160 Comments
Hundreds of perverts are descending on Copperface Jacks every week as the club has become the ‘pick up’ capital of Dublin. The dancefloor has become a meeting point for so called ‘pick ups’, where straight men show off their moves in search of a sex partner, usually of the anonymous, casual, onetime variety.
Hundreds of perverts gather at this spot every weekend. When they find a partner, most make their way to a taxi rank and go home together.
The women follow the same sort of procedure to meet other men. They arrive by car or on foot, and walk about the immediate area. They say hello in a casual nature to passing men, and if the men engage them in conversation, they make their way to a darkened corner and the ‘pick up’ begins. The man might buy the woman a drink, often vodka with red bull, an energy drink, which is known to engorge the clitoris and provide a heightened sexual experience.
Sometimes they might leave the nightclub and go down an alleyway where they engage in unprotected sex up against a wall or the woman might give the man a ‘blow job’. This kind of sickening behaviour is known to spread diseases like crabs, syphillis, cock-rot and PowerAIDS. These people then go to places where you might go and use a cup that you might use, sit on a chair you might sit on, never telling you of the foul bacteria that leak from their genitalia or grotty mouths.
The most worrying aspect of the whole situation is that this spot overlooks a children’s hospital, and the noise of children being seriously ill can clearly be heard from just 50 metres away, whilst these deviants take part in their perversion. Unbeknown to parents who are praying their little Johnnies and Janes don’t die in the night, drooling perverts are getting off all the while knowing there are critically ill children just across the road.
Often these people spend up to fifteen minutes slobbering all over each other when they get out of the taxi and back home. As they drunkenly take off their clothes they forget all the personal hygiene rules and ‘go down’ on each other before the man clambers on top of the woman and spikes her with his rod of evil. Afterwards they fall asleep, their snores carrying through the night sky like the satisfied roar of a lion that has just eaten a zebra it had previously anally violated.
The Dublin Chronicle would like to give the men and women engaged in these practices fair warning. We shall be publishing pictures of them engaged in these activities. It is completely unacceptable that ordinary decent people cannot enjoy night out without coming across such disgusting scenes. These going ons are attracting criminals into the area, and are putting our children at risk. It is well known that criminals flock to wherever people are having sex and criminals love to commit crimes against children.
The acts are also putting people’s own health at risk. Innocent teenagers are now being propositioned for sex by older men, and this might lead to sexual attacks in the future. But most worrying of all is that these perverts are engaging in these activities whilst on their own time with consenting partners. This kind of perversion must be stopped.
Or someone will rape your children. It might even be us. Just to teach you a lesson.
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June 5th, 2008 @ 8:53 am
Right, so.
June 5th, 2008 @ 9:01 am
fair point. you’d be safer going dogging by the lakes.
June 5th, 2008 @ 9:11 am
Well played sir, well played.
June 5th, 2008 @ 9:12 am
Didn’t the Childrens Hospital in harcourt Street move to Tallaght about 15 years ago? You Dublin Chronicle journalists ought to be ashamed and I’m off to call Joe Duffy/Gerry Ryan/The CIA
June 5th, 2008 @ 9:14 am
Well done sir. Nicely put.
June 5th, 2008 @ 9:19 am
Methinks that the journalists in the “Dublin chronicle” are gobshites Mara, complete gobshites. Well spotted Twenty
June 5th, 2008 @ 9:21 am
Damn, I saw the title of this post, and I thought it was going to be a reference to tomorrow night in Eamon Doran’s.
June 5th, 2008 @ 9:26 am
Nicely done Ducky, fear and ill will to all!
June 5th, 2008 @ 9:47 am
Is this part of the new advertising campaign for slapper face jacks?
June 5th, 2008 @ 9:49 am
Caslebar.ie has been forced to close after 10 years on the web under threat of legal action from the local rag – despite an apology and removing some of the offending comments (some of which were a bit, well a lot, extreme) – a sad day for free speech.
On the other hand who wants pervs “cruising” the mean streets of the west, the west might awake for fuck’s (even an expletive demands grammatical attention) sake and a wide awake Mayo man with a perv in his sights is a horny hoor indeed.
As for Slapper Face Jacks – ah, big boys and girls (some quite enormous) playing police and nurses! So sweet.
No, hold on, they are police and nurses. Barf bag.
June 5th, 2008 @ 10:01 am
OH ‘TIS THE HIGHT OF WIT AND HUMOUR ALRIGHT…
June 5th, 2008 @ 10:03 am
he he he
June 5th, 2008 @ 10:06 am
It’s ok the Guards are on to it, they have infiltrated one of these groups and are looking at it from a perverts aspect, they say it could take years before they have gained enough experience to make an educated report.
June 5th, 2008 @ 10:08 am
I’m shocked – this sort of thing would never happen in NI.
June 5th, 2008 @ 10:17 am
Size ten – but if it’s Copper Face Jack’s surely it’s the guards engaging in the perversion?
Rod of Evil is funny – do you know in Irish it’s slat fearga, rod of anger?
Hi there, goldenbeers.
June 5th, 2008 @ 10:27 am
whats so perverted about wanting a knee trembler down an alley way. Is that not normal
June 5th, 2008 @ 10:28 am
my legs do an elvis impersonation when i blow my beans standing up
June 5th, 2008 @ 10:33 am
Is this place close to the train station ?
June 5th, 2008 @ 10:36 am
Man it’s so fucking easy to get your hole in Coppers. If you ignore the sweat on the walls, the thousands of culchie geebags downing their fat frogs and jagerbombs, the sweat on the women, the ignorant shower of cunts posing as bar staff, the extortionate price of the drink, the fat, power tripping fuckhead door staff and the smell it’s probably the best niteclub in Dublin.
June 5th, 2008 @ 10:37 am
I used to work near Copper Stained Pants and the clean up operation the next morning was mammoth. You’d slip on a rubber quick enough or do a log roll on a smirnoff ice bottle if you weren’t looking where you were going. It’s a nasty spot.
June 5th, 2008 @ 10:42 am
Twenty, not that I’m defending this shitty tabloid, but I don’t think you’d be terribly keen on having lots of gays (or anyone else) riding in your backyard.
How would you like your neighbourhood turned into a red light district?
June 5th, 2008 @ 10:42 am
The article you’re basing the post on is a scream. I like this part:
“There is a well-worn branch where the men hold onto whilst engaging in their business.”
What sort of super-sleuth is this guy to spot one branch in a wood more worn than the rest?
This bit is also good:
“However, as word has spread about the practice, groups of young men have begun visiting the area to launch attacks on the perverts.”
And later:
“These going ons are attracting criminals into the area”
In other words, the “perverts” are to blame because people come long and beat them up. This is like Michael McDowell, who, whenever a security van was robbed, would blame the security companies, rather than the guards, the justice system, the Minister of Justice (him) or – here’s a novel idea – the criminals.
June 5th, 2008 @ 10:43 am
Thank You Twenty, for highlighting the ignorance of the people that produce this local free sheet advertising rag, it’s bad enough the tripe they publish in order to sell advertising but the bully boy tactics that they’ve employed to shut down a locally run website are disgraceful.
May their arses rise up & fester.
Mick
June 5th, 2008 @ 10:49 am
Great Post Twenty, better than a thousand articles of “Think of the children” bollocks that seem to be so popular.
Apparently, while on the defensive about his threats to name and shame the cruisers, he threw in a line about people hanging around the playground fondling themselves while looking at the kids. I suspect this to be a lie, and if it isn’t, then it’s more deserving of police attention than some blokes meeting up in a park to have sex.
June 5th, 2008 @ 10:55 am
Is the website actually closed down? Did the editor force them to close? Can he do that?
Has anyone ever threatened to sue you twenty
June 5th, 2008 @ 10:58 am
I’m not sure that I understand the attraction of the nightclub pickup scenario. All that hassle and nonsense for a messy bonk with a stranger.
June 5th, 2008 @ 11:05 am
To anyone who hasn’t, read the ‘Context’ link below Twenty’s original post.
“Walkers have come across men in various stages of undress, in different positions.”
Standing up -AND- sitting down?! The perverts!
“Most of the men do not know their partner before they meet up, and do not stay in touch after the encounter.”
That’s phrased like the author didn’t get a phone call the morning after.
“Unbeknown to parents who are minding their children playing on the swings or the slide, drooling perverts are getting off whilst watching their children.”
…and these perverts may even be hetero. Many of them might even be hysterical reporters hanging around the park who are bitter because they never got a phone call the morning after.
“On one occasion, the Mayo Echo came across two men in a sexual embrace in a public place”
Pfft, they were probably kissing or something. What happened to our God-fearing repression and priest-buggery morals?
I absolutely hate hysteria.
I loathe anyone who would write tripe like this that includes unsubstantiated rumour-mongering, blatantly false assertions about Garda activity, and I detest the editor of a paper that would have the professional indecency to publish it without asking for confirmation of facts or source.
Legislation in Ireland needs to cover the internet with laws that are not as archaic as those intended for print.
While anyone with common sense knows that saying “Oh my God, he should be shot” or the like is not an incentive to actually shoot someone, nor does it mean that the poster wishes to shoot someone, the law in this country does not seem to allow leeway for unthinking citizens to type out a clichéd statement without being sued for it.
Twenty, get your skates on, your trousers off, and have someone bring you to court for something. I’m sure you could sell the transcripts of the proceedings and everyone here would buy it just for the judge being called the ‘C’ word in a legal document ;-)
June 5th, 2008 @ 11:14 am
I think the original ‘article’ was surely a wind-up. Or at least designed to court the kind of controversy it has.
Check out their ace photoshopping too – http://greeninkpen.blogspot.com/2008/06/mayo-echo-just-keeps-on-giving.html
June 5th, 2008 @ 11:20 am
Just visited the castlebar.ie site and read the closure notice.
It is a sad day when opposing views cannot be aired, and to think that the oppressor of free speech in this instance is a supposed newspaper.
If I had the energy (and I don’t) I would like to organise a boycott of all that rag’s advertisers. They always did like a good boycott in the west…
June 5th, 2008 @ 11:22 am
I blame electricity. No electricity, no television. Oliver J Flanagan got one thing right at least.
June 5th, 2008 @ 11:24 am
I don’t know at all, Twenty.
It sure as hell sounds like something that would cause the self-righteous church-goers to cast the first stone at ‘The Gay Perverts’, instead of noticing little Johnny looks uncomfortable when he is dangled a little too often on the knee of his married heterosexual uncle.
And if it was on Joe Duffy then it must be true. That man is a fair and just adjudicator, and his listeners are as open-minded and free-thinking as China. Everyone knows that.
June 5th, 2008 @ 11:25 am
It’s true, there’s nothing like a good boycott.
June 5th, 2008 @ 11:27 am
Dandled on the knee, I think – dangled is what Michael Jackson did to his poor child, when he hung him out the hotel window.
June 5th, 2008 @ 11:27 am
Cue many, many Michael Jackson child abuse jokes again.
June 5th, 2008 @ 11:29 am
@Jo: Little Johnny looks uncomfortable and you’re worried about spelling?! Say ten Hail Marys to make up for it.
June 5th, 2008 @ 11:32 am
“Mayo, God help us!” as they used to say.
June 5th, 2008 @ 11:34 am
Just to be serious a moment – I know homosexuality was decriminalised in 1993 – but would, for example, two gay men or lesbians kissing in public attract the attention of the Gardai ?
June 5th, 2008 @ 11:36 am
Only if they wanted to join in…
Seriously? Well, I’d hope to god not.
June 5th, 2008 @ 11:43 am
Sorry Jo, cant resist a MJ Joke
Why did michael dangle the baby over the balcony
to shake to cum off it..
Once again – very sorry
June 5th, 2008 @ 11:44 am
…lesbians kissing in public attract the attention of the Gardai?
They would if I was there because I’d be wanking while watching. I loves lesbians so I do
June 5th, 2008 @ 11:46 am
We have a somewhat duplicitous attitude to gayness I think. If we see two men kissing or holding hands, there is an element of “Get a fucking room” but I have a feeling that if 20 or so decent looking lesbians were meeting up in a car park for some Beef-Curtain chewing, a discerning journalist may have kept it quiet and gone down there and wanked his balls off.
June 5th, 2008 @ 11:47 am
great minds peadar and all that….
June 5th, 2008 @ 11:55 am
duplicitous attitude to gayness I think.
not really anything to do with gayness, men like looking at naked women and no-one likes looking at naked men , that’s the short and sweet of it.
(straight)mans thoughts :
woman on woman – nice
man on woman – nice (as long as we can see the woman)
man on man – blurgh
womans thoughts :
man on man – blurgh
man on woman- get a room
woman on woman – girl power!
June 5th, 2008 @ 11:56 am
Yeah Rob you’re spot on. But I think thats normal enough. I’ve no problem with gay men, but I don’t want to watch.
What I really fucking hate is the Graham Norton type gays.
There is a guy I know that I just recently discovered was gay. It’s not that he was in the closet or anything its just that I didn’t cop it because, he just acts like any other guy.
So why do the majority of gays act all girly and poncey? It’s fucking annoying
June 5th, 2008 @ 11:56 am
‘On one occasion, the Mayo Echo came across two men in a sexual embrace in a public place’
So he obviously joined in for a threesome.
June 5th, 2008 @ 11:57 am
Settle down lads!
Thanks ringleader for pointing out that ‘context’ link that Twenty hid in the bottom left corner. I had wasted 15mins reading through the current edition of the Mayo Echo. There’s another article in it on pages 6 & 8 defending the original article, and the attack on the website for anyone who cares.
PDF format
http://tinyurl.com/6cffpr and http://tinyurl.com/6ylygn
June 5th, 2008 @ 12:03 pm
Can’t fault morgor’s logic.
Peadar, regarding campness and other ills, I wrote about that a couple fo years ago..
http://allegedcomedian.blogspot.com/2006/06/double-standards.html
June 5th, 2008 @ 12:04 pm
Peadar is spot about the mincing queens – when do they start acting so super-gay? Childhood?
There’s a fella I know who used to work in London where he was out and proud and queeny. He was posted back to dublin and suddenly started acting bloke-y again.
I really don’t think it’s hetero society putting pressure on them to conceal their true selves and fit in, I think they just think it’s more craic to be queeny.
And they get more crack.
And by crack I mean arse.
June 5th, 2008 @ 12:05 pm
morgor, you are wrong, my dear. For a start, not blurgh to all naked men, or man on man action at all at all.
http://www.lustbites.blogspot.com – not for work, women’s erotica writers site… – lots of articles about the sexiness of man/man love, and soemwhere, a brilliantly photo shopped picture of Aragorn and Legolas…
June 5th, 2008 @ 12:07 pm
Have you read Iron John, Rob?
June 5th, 2008 @ 12:11 pm
Nice post from 2006 Rob.
June 5th, 2008 @ 12:11 pm
Fair play to ye, Jo. It seems there’s only yourself and Johnny5 into cock around here though.
My missus, (Don’t worry, she can’t read), is partial to a bit of every kinda porn, but the two of us have a common favourite; Porn you appear in yourself.
June 5th, 2008 @ 12:15 pm
So why do the majority of gays act all girly and poncey? It’s fucking annoying
Peadar, these “girly and poncy” types are far from the majority. They are definately more noticable because they are louder both visually and aurally.
In Fact, The Gay world cup is starting this week and none of the participating players could be described as “girly and poncy”
Most self respecting homosexuals do not engage in these cruising activities and easily fit into most social.
In other words Peader you are surrounded, on average 1 in 10 members of your workmates, Teammates, Drinking Mates, Family are probably gay. Some might say that 1 in 10 of the “Gays” are of the “girly and poncy” types.
June 5th, 2008 @ 12:16 pm
Corn on the knob.
June 5th, 2008 @ 12:17 pm
Oooops, italics overload, sorry forgot the end bit…
June 5th, 2008 @ 12:25 pm
Jesus this post reads like a penthouse letter…
June 5th, 2008 @ 12:28 pm
Is that someone who rents on the top floor?
June 5th, 2008 @ 12:29 pm
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June 5th, 2008 @ 12:38 pm
Jo, I’ve never met a woman that had an interest in man on man porn, but perhaps it’s just not the sort of thing that you shout from the rooftops.
I know a guy who when he came out of the closet said to me “if I ever get as camp as graham norton just punch me”.
He is as camp as graham norton now but I can’t really say it to him.
June 5th, 2008 @ 12:44 pm
Hah!
Gay porn is a different matter. Lots of closeups, I’m told. That really wasn’t what I was thinking of!
June 5th, 2008 @ 12:58 pm
Hmm, comparing man-on-man to gay porn.
I bet this is exactly what twenty had in mind when he started this blog back in the 1890′s.
June 5th, 2008 @ 1:08 pm
Don’t be dissing coppers, great nightclub, women are ‘friendly’
June 5th, 2008 @ 1:35 pm
Good post Rob.
Yeah I take your point Dessiegee. I’m wrong to say they’re the majority. They’re just so in your face.
June 5th, 2008 @ 1:42 pm
Could be worse Peader – could be so in your ass…
June 5th, 2008 @ 1:44 pm
ha, true
June 5th, 2008 @ 1:45 pm
Or worse again Peader, On your face…
June 5th, 2008 @ 1:47 pm
has joe duffy still got a beard?
June 5th, 2008 @ 2:19 pm
I hope so – imagine what he’d look like without it…
June 5th, 2008 @ 2:23 pm
They are in your face because that is what they want to do. For years they have been asked to hide away, and called perverts by the ignorant masses. I find it amusing more than anything, and I find that most hetero men find it threatening and therefore uncomfortable. I am off to a gay “wedding” in June, one of the couple is camp the other not, there is no hard and fast rule. At the wedding most of the gay men will not be camp at all, although they will spot me as hetero because they will all be immaculately groomed and even in my new suit I will still look like a homeless drunkard. I count myself fortunate to be one of the very few straight male friends they have.
I am sad to say that whilst they visited us last year, some wankers in Temple Bar threw something at them. Kind of staggering nowadays.
June 5th, 2008 @ 2:29 pm
I think that being defined by your sexuality is ridiculous, defining yourself by your sexuality is also silly. Being threatened or abused for your sexuality is just fucking stupid.
I remember in the days of chatrooms, whenever some moron decided that there was too much intelligent debate going on, he would call someone a queer. This happened to me on more than one occasion, and I asked him honestly why he thought being called gay was an insult, because it wasn’t an insult to me.
He seemed confused by this, and allied to the fact that I am not a last word freak where childish banter is concerned, he kind of fucked off…
June 5th, 2008 @ 2:29 pm
Shame on you Puerile Pish, what were you doing dragging your poor mates around temple bar.
June 5th, 2008 @ 2:30 pm
Congrats on being post 69 on this particular thread, PP.
And Joe Duffy doesn’t have a beard, and looks oddly much older without it.
June 5th, 2008 @ 2:39 pm
Brilliant, Twenty.
Satire is often the best way to respond to the batshit insane.
June 5th, 2008 @ 2:40 pm
I find it amusing more than anything, and I find that most hetero men find it threatening.
I either find it funny or irritating, sort of like people who make jokes all the time.
Maybe they get offended too that you find their mannerisms funny?
June 5th, 2008 @ 3:31 pm
I like Bounty Bars. It seems that most people don’t.
June 5th, 2008 @ 3:36 pm
bounty bars are delicous.
The worst normal chocolate bars are Mars.
Too sweet and heavy.
June 5th, 2008 @ 3:41 pm
Yeah, they’re rotten.
But like Coca Cola, not too bad when they are really cold.
June 5th, 2008 @ 3:48 pm
Or deep fried?
June 5th, 2008 @ 3:52 pm
PP – I will never know whether that is nice or not.
June 5th, 2008 @ 3:53 pm
yeah, coke is my last on the list of fizzy drinks too, but as you said, sometimes it does the trick.
especially if you hate your teeth.
June 5th, 2008 @ 3:53 pm
Neither will I, I was merely succumbing to social stereotype. Although I have eaten a deep fried pizza.
June 5th, 2008 @ 3:56 pm
Jesus, like there isn’t enough grease already?
June 5th, 2008 @ 3:58 pm
God bless the scots. The deep fried Mars bar and deep fried pizza are truely amazing inventions – totally tasty and totally bad for you.
There was a chipper on Capel street that used to do the deep fried mars bar – dont know if they still do it. It’s the italian chipper on the bridge end of the street.
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:01 pm
Ha! Great post, Twenty!
“Unbeknown to parents who are praying their little Johnnies and Janes don’t die in the night, drooling perverts are getting off all the while knowing there are critically ill children just across the road.”
To be fair to the perverts though, they also have to pray tat their little johnnies don’t split in the night. Or Jumbo johnnies. Do they even come in small? Let me rephrase that. Are they even available in small?
Men and women rubbing their bits together is a timeless past-time. They’re just exhibiting old-fashioned values is all.
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:05 pm
Twix is the worst choc bar. Bland and boring
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:09 pm
It was bad enough before Peadar, but they’ve made it even crapper by changing the biscuit part to a ‘snappier’ consistency.
My Desert Island Bar/Biscuit – the Purple Snack.
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:16 pm
The biscuit is tastless crap.
Yeah, purple snack is good.
It’s close between Twirl and Time-out for me.
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:22 pm
The Purple Snack? -Sounds like a SuperHero biscuit when you put it like that, something that comes wrapped in a cloak.
Bring back Trigger Bars.
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:24 pm
Or a Finger Of Fudge (pack)
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:25 pm
Fudge packing again, don’t get Morgor excited
Texan Bar
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:26 pm
Actually the Star Bar is underrated
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:29 pm
I am partial also to the Catch bar.
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:30 pm
Yeah, Fudge is good too
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:31 pm
Of course been a real man I also like Yorkie
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:31 pm
I’m not gay PP. but i will rape you.
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:32 pm
actually I don’t, it’s just boring plain chocolate
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:32 pm
It’s not even nice chocolate. Oily.
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:33 pm
I did not say you were gay, merely a deviant
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:33 pm
‘Star Bar’ is now called ‘Moro with Peanuts – formerly known as Star Bar’ and it still tastes great. In fact, I might go and buy one now.
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:34 pm
Yorkies are like that cheap shitty chocolate that goes into chocolate coins and Christmas Tree decorations.
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:34 pm
Oh ok. but that changes nothing.
I’m not going to waste 4 days of stalking!
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:34 pm
Remember when Star Bar used to be called Nunch?
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:37 pm
Fuck off, it was never a Nunch. That would be a ridiculous name for a chocolate bar. What is in Catch Bar?
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:38 pm
starbars rock.think they’re peanut moros now though.
but kit-kat peanut chunky or dime for me.
anything that pulls out old fillings while tasting good can’t be bad.
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:38 pm
no
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:38 pm
Morgor, I think you are stalking someone else, I would have noticed a man wearing wellies and smelling of peat loitering around my office.
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:42 pm
Starbars were originally called Lunch Bars, then star bars, now moro with peanut.
Remeber Time bars, a micron of what passed for choclate covering a half ton of what tasted like cement
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:43 pm
A catch bar was the only sweet designed to look like a skin disease
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:45 pm
They were Nunch, I tells ya.
They rebranded as Star Bars after they sold a certain amount (1 million or something).
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:46 pm
Ah shit, are you telling me I just raped the wrong guy?
LOL, I’ll have to go back and tell him the story.
Oh how we’ll laugh, I suppose I’d better give him some chocolates or something as compensation.
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:47 pm
By a weird coincidence I just found a reference to Nunch origins on Castlebar.ie.
Freaky.
http://www.castlebar.ie/board/2004/jan/74861.htm
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:47 pm
according to the interweb, SG is correct.
And the interweb is never wrong
unlike The Mayo Echo
allegedly
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:52 pm
Origin of the word Pervert:
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=pervert
This week I’ll mostly be using http://www.etymonline.com
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:57 pm
Right that cunt selling sweets in our canteen is fucking dead. They are still selling Star Bars, how do I translate “They should be fucking Peanut Moros, you thieving cunt” into Polish
June 5th, 2008 @ 5:04 pm
So Puerile Pish, is! a latent pile splitter after all?
June 5th, 2008 @ 5:05 pm
Welcome back London Tim, still uncomfortable with your sexuality.
June 5th, 2008 @ 5:06 pm
There will be a few people glad to hear from you, has your World Of Warcraft alter ego been killed or something?
June 5th, 2008 @ 5:16 pm
Hurrah! London Tim is back.
-Got any more tips Tim?
June 5th, 2008 @ 5:39 pm
Is london Tim a person – I thought it was a bad hairstyle – As in I’ll have a “london tim” guvner – when you want one of those short back and sides high top do’s that david beckham made famous….
June 5th, 2008 @ 5:54 pm
Ach, I missed the chocolate bar conversation.
I knwo I’ve said it already, but Nestlé ruined the Yorkie. They were wonderful when Rountree made them – I think they sold them the recipe with a few vital ingredients left out.
I had a capped molar as a kid, and a Time bar actually pulled it clean out on the up-chew. I think it was ready to go though.
SG – the Purple Snack? I just don’t understand people who like a Snack. If you’re going to eat a chocolate bar, go for a chocolate bar, not some mutant biscuit reject. You’re wasting indulgence, eating a pruple snack.
June 5th, 2008 @ 5:59 pm
Jo, what’s the story about tomorrow night? How are we all going to recognise each other?
June 5th, 2008 @ 6:04 pm
Hang on, have to go out now.
I’ll be pro-active and post something on my blog when I get back.
June 5th, 2008 @ 6:43 pm
Deep fried Pizza is the best way to eat pizza. But Edinburgh Chippers do it better than Glasgow ones.
June 5th, 2008 @ 7:41 pm
Back to chocolate…
Big Time bars were a pain in the arse but good for shutting up kids, like a mute button.
Triggers, Macaroons and Chomps were great.
I also loved Whippers which were mallow filled chocolate things with sort of rice crispie bits in the chocolate. My ex went out and searched for them once and found them for me, bless her little soul. Sigh. Now I can’t eat them anymore. Sniff. Should I try go get her back folks?
June 5th, 2008 @ 7:43 pm
My allowance was 9p and I used to get a loop the loop and a whipper for that. I’d tear around the corner at 45 degree angle to the shops every saturday morning.
June 5th, 2008 @ 8:05 pm
See HOlemaster, you did grow up in a Roald Dahl story.
Is this your Chinese girlfriend? What happened?
Would you care to write a revealing, hart on the sleeve blog about it, a la dearloverblog.wordpress.com? Now his story has so suddenly ended in sadness, I’m jonesing for another real life soap opera!
June 5th, 2008 @ 9:04 pm
I love it when you ooze common sense (Which would be now, in case you’re wondering).
June 5th, 2008 @ 9:25 pm
He usually oozes gin !
June 5th, 2008 @ 9:31 pm
And pheromones.
June 5th, 2008 @ 9:49 pm
“s this your Chinese girlfriend? What happened?”
No Jo, this lass I speak of is from a couple of years ago. A tragic story of true love gone ass over tit due to….. well… let’s say you live and learn but often too late.
I feel all American.
June 5th, 2008 @ 9:58 pm
No part of that was all American, don’t worry!
Well if you’re still with your Chinese girlfriend, I would not recommend pursuing the loves of yesteryear.
June 5th, 2008 @ 9:59 pm
So Hm, are you in Dublin? you’re not tempted to come to Eamonn Doran’s and tell us all about it tomorrow night, are you?
June 5th, 2008 @ 10:05 pm
Chinese girl would go all Jackie Chan on my ass. Hmm.
Eamon Doran’s?? No that’s like popping the bubble, if you all meet, you’ll vapourise instantly.
June 5th, 2008 @ 10:37 pm
I have decided, that unless the next Jiuce gig clashes with Prince at Croke Park, I will go.
I will be wearing a novelty t shirt, 3/4 length trousers, sunglasses on my head, a ralph lauren v neck sweater, and I will be holding a commemorative castlebar bumsex branch (made from real gays)
June 5th, 2008 @ 10:49 pm
No, Rob, they’ll be lying in wait for you, you’ll be culled instantly.
There’ll be plenty of gigs. Residency sunday nights in Scotts all summer (a gentle evening though, no saturday night madness) and every three weeks on a thursday in Baker’s Corner in Deane’s Grange.
And hopefully that’ll leave the decks clear for town on the weekends.
Hmm. Will I ever see him again?
Holemaster – there’s a bubble?
June 5th, 2008 @ 10:57 pm
Yep and there’s a boy in it. A malformed Roald Dahl character type boy fighting to get out like a man caught inside a king size duvet cover trying to find the fucking corners.
June 5th, 2008 @ 10:58 pm
Ah Country Cottage Spring is on the goggle box. Ah shit, it’s over.
June 5th, 2008 @ 11:03 pm
“My Name Is Earl” will be on soon!
June 5th, 2008 @ 11:05 pm
Excellent. Might stick on some Curb too. Jeff, you fat fucking fuck!
June 5th, 2008 @ 11:13 pm
I LOVE My Name Is Earl. Love it.
Holemaster, a scary image, I’ve been inside that duvet, flailing and fighting panic. Come in to the light…
June 5th, 2008 @ 11:17 pm
i think i’ve buttoned myself in
June 5th, 2008 @ 11:18 pm
I loved the bit last week when Joy went into Labour in the hostage situation and Darnell told her he had delivered kittens and they were all fine – “screw the kittens, whattabout the mommaCat ? “
June 5th, 2008 @ 11:35 pm
Holemaster, god, stop.
It’s all birth issues, you know, you need to do rebirthing.
maggot, they’re all so cool. Joy is the best grotesque character ever, Darnell is just, a little sice of heaven. And Earl is all of us, I suppose.
June 5th, 2008 @ 11:46 pm
Better get out before I go back into my Dad’s jap’s eye.
Night all.
June 5th, 2008 @ 11:52 pm
I never get to catch anything good on television. I have seen clips of “Earl” and I keep telling myself to buy the dvd, same with curb. I did however catch up on American Dad, so I am one step along the path to redemption
June 6th, 2008 @ 12:05 am
I was kind of disappointed with that – not as good as Family Guy…
June 6th, 2008 @ 12:10 am
Jo, that is blasphemy” for this line alone it is genius;
“Laughter is infectious, like smallpox or gay”
June 6th, 2008 @ 12:16 am
very appropriate for this site
June 6th, 2008 @ 12:22 am
Rob,
Buy Curb.
I never saw 6 months ago, and have now seen all six series. You will love, trust me.
June 6th, 2008 @ 12:23 am
Rob,
Buy Curb.
You will love.
Watched all six series in the last six months.
Trust me, its great.
June 6th, 2008 @ 4:21 am
I was in coppers a couple of years ago and hooked with this girl from Cork – by God was she fond of the cock. She blew me off in the back of the taxi and swallowed every drop – got me home and rode the udders off me, could hardly walk the next day. Thanks
June 6th, 2008 @ 6:17 am
I was in coppers a couple of years ago and hooked with this girl from Cork – by God was she fond of the cock. She blew me off in the back of the taxi and swallowed every drop – got me home and rode the udders off me, could hardly walk the next day. Thanks
…and then I woke up all sticky.
June 6th, 2008 @ 9:58 am
“he blew me off in the back of the taxi ”
You know the thing that sits in the front right hand seat of a taxi and makes it move? That’s a person that is.
June 6th, 2008 @ 10:12 am
You know the thing that sits in the front right hand seat of a taxi and makes it move? That’s a person that is.
That is debatable.
June 6th, 2008 @ 6:30 pm
Tg Living proof that cousins should not breed.
June 6th, 2008 @ 7:03 pm
But I thought Sligo was where all the outdoor gay action occurred. Mayo? Really. It must be from riding tractors, a well-known cause of gayness.
And isn’t Copperface Jacks owned by a couple of gardai?
June 9th, 2008 @ 12:41 am
Excellent work.
Here was my (somewhat more serious) take on the whole affair:
http://www.indexoncensorship.org/?p=413
June 12th, 2008 @ 11:32 am
Do a quick Google search for the term cottaging.
The editor of the paper may be pleased to know that his newspaper now appears as 4th listing.
He would have gotten away with it to if it were for those meddling Googlebots.
September 10th, 2008 @ 12:50 am
Young people having casual sex! SHOCK! SCANDAL!
December 2nd, 2008 @ 1:21 pm
I Love Copper Face Jacks