Go ahead, make my day
Posted on | June 4, 2008 | 96 Comments
Bertie Ahern says he’s prepared to walk out of the Mahon Tribunal if he doesn’t like the questions or if he feels they overstep their boundaries, or some such shit.
I say fine. He is, as we all know, a man of principles. He should be allowed stand up, dust the dandruff off his jacket and leave the tribunal with his head held high.
Then when he gets outside he should be bundled into a van and brought to a remote farmhouse where he should be given a good, solid thrashing. Then his battered body should be securely fastened to the ground, his arms and legs tied to four wooden poles sticking up out of the ground, so he lies there like a stuttering starfish.
A simple hammer should then be used on his shins, shattering them into hundreds and hundreds of small pieces. At this point you might want to put a gag in his mouth to stop the screaming. Smelling salts should be available at all times to wake him up lest he pass out from the pain. Then his body should be smeared with jam and honey – a recently sequestered immigrant to do that dirty work, then thousands of fire ants, imported specially from the Amazon should be poured all over him. They would probably drown in the honey and jam but at least he’d have loads of ants stuck to him. Nobody would want that.
After that Brenda Power should be brought in to do a live edition of her radio show and Bertie would be made listen to all the fucking cretins who ring in. His inability to escape her ‘mmmmm, mmmmmm’ noise she makes when trying to empathise with some fucking geebag from Clonmel whose problems are entirely down to her being a stupid geebag, all the while covered with drowning ants, would be beautiful torture indeed.
Then he would be forced to listen to a cock-off between Bono and that cunt from Coldplay and yer man from Radiohead all trying to convince the world that they care more for the environment than the other one. It would reach such a pitch that they would all try to outsing each other at the same time:
But I still haven’t found…didn’t want to cause you trouble…this is what you get, when you mess with uuuuuuuuussssss….
If his brains then don’t explode two very sharp, pointed rods would be placed to the side of his head, ever so slightly entering the ear drum. Kevin Myers would then enter the room. His ability to make anything at all sound like an interminable load of bollocks just because it’s coming out of his mouth with that accent would soon make Bertie want to move his head from side to side going ‘No, no, no, no’, desperately trying to block it out. But moving his head would pierce his brain with the spiky metal rods so he’d have to keep perfectly still and listen to the whole lot.
Then I’d make him walk home, his lower legs flopping behind him like Arturo from Geek Love.
See, a bit of manners never hurt anyone.
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June 4th, 2008 @ 8:51 am
You fancy Bertie, don’t you twenty?
June 4th, 2008 @ 9:01 am
Ah Jesus, not Kevin Myers. Have SOME mercy.
June 4th, 2008 @ 9:04 am
He’d soon have a fuckload of Berturans following him around, begging to have their shins broken too.
And who would we be to deny them?
June 4th, 2008 @ 9:07 am
Like Peadar?
June 4th, 2008 @ 9:13 am
I got paid my usual paltry sum last month. Went to the bank, changed it into South African Rand, took it home, took it to the bank again, changed it back into Euros, lodged it in the bank.
Then I could not remember doing this no matter how hard I tried.
Now I can remember doing it. But I don’t really want to talk about it.
June 4th, 2008 @ 9:19 am
This might be the only Arturo reference I’ve stumbled pn ever. I really can’t tell right now though I could be desperately wrong. Desperate I think I am for a cup of tea which nonody on this continet knows hoew to make.
Needs must and hoooey.
Here are mny objextions. I thibnk that all and any dandruff evidence should be declared null andn void. What gentleman would ever submit to a dandruff sample anyeay?
Next, I object to the bundling. The Irish are nrt savages any more than the Socts although we can be pretty wild if the football doesbn’t go our way. Or if theire are any wheely bin infringements in the play.
Next I would like to address the issue f the simple hammer. Hammers are never simple. Theyare always complex. This may not seem important ’til you’re the person with sudddenly no teeth and a mortgage to pay and the paycheque just doesn’t cut it. Employers demand teeth -we might as well deal with that.
In a cock-off betwen Bono nadnthe cunt from Coldplay, I’d vote for Marlon Brando. marlon Brando is the screeniest god ever. I’ve just done watching all his filsmon netflix adn Marlon Brando was the best actor there ever was.
June 4th, 2008 @ 9:20 am
Phwoooar.
June 4th, 2008 @ 9:28 am
Phooiive.
June 4th, 2008 @ 9:42 am
Monkeyballs, I do believe i agree.
June 4th, 2008 @ 9:55 am
I’m sensing hostility.
June 4th, 2008 @ 10:01 am
cool
June 4th, 2008 @ 10:07 am
i’m sensing someone typing with their forehead
June 4th, 2008 @ 10:10 am
While not seeking to condone anything Bertie may or may not have done (although the evidence thus far is that he was getting funded by a group of business people and hiding the funds from his ex-wife) let us not forget that the reason Bertie is at the tribunal is because fo certain allegations made against him.
So far, none of these allegations have been proved correct in any way.
That is not to say he does not deserve criticism for what seems a huge amnesia regarding his financial dealings, but the point remains, none of the allegations, about which the tribunal was set up to investigate, have been proven, nor I fear, will they be.
It’s cracking entertainment though, always nice to see a bit of squirming from the ruling classes etc.
Regarding the cunt from radiohead, I am going to forgive him on the basis that he was quoted recently saying he’s spent too much time being a preaching twat, and I am going to see them on Friday, turning down a Juice gig in the process (oh the agony of choice etc)
Ok, as you were
June 4th, 2008 @ 10:14 am
Regarding the cunt from radiohead, I am going to forgive him on the basis that he was quoted recently saying he’s spent too much time being a preaching twat, and I am going to see them on Friday, turning down a Juice gig in the process (oh the agony of choice etc)
you sound like a bit of a twat.
June 4th, 2008 @ 10:14 am
BIT LATE NOW INNIT!!! AND YOU EEJITS ONLY WENT AND ELECTED THE SAME SHOWER, DID YOU NOT. AND A MONTH OR A YEAR OR A WEEK FROM NOW YOU WILL BE SINGING THE SAME OLD SAD MAUNDERING SONGS ABOUT THE ECONOMY, HOW BAD YOU ALL HAVE IT ETC ETC. AN BEAL BOCHT FOR YOUR LIFE!
June 4th, 2008 @ 10:19 am
I hope he walks out and treats the tribunal with the contempt he thinks it deserves. I also hope the tribunal give him a week of chokey to help him remember all the salient facts
A few days sucking cock in the joy would sort his attitude right out. Mind you, he might enjoy it.
June 4th, 2008 @ 10:20 am
Sure is it true that the mangy fecker made a deal with the high court that he could do whatever he wanted in return for his resignation as Taoiseach? Even the fuckin’ pope wouldn’t have that kind of swing in Ireland! Round his little stubby, Bass grabbing finger, he has the entire system. He’ll be like a tale of woe from a fishing trip in years to come, big wig barristers will tell the story of the whopper that got away…
June 4th, 2008 @ 10:23 am
ha ha ha
Gluey, I have a picture of you in my head. You have old blue canvas trousers hanging around your knees, an old knackered goretex jacket, shiny with dirt, a week’s stubble with crusty guinness head still in it from the night before.
I am aware that this is only my image from your words, but there you go, that’s how you come across.
June 4th, 2008 @ 10:33 am
Awww maggot, I’ll try harder to meet with your approval.
SG, I agree with your picture of Andy CAPS there, he seems to be standing at the water’s edge looking back at Ireland and shouting “HOW DARE YOU BASTARDS BE HAPPY, I HAD TO LEAVE AND LOOK AT ME I’M OVERCOME WITH HAPPINESS”
June 4th, 2008 @ 10:53 am
Radiohead an uber miserablistfest if ever there was one – someone pass the uppers…..
June 4th, 2008 @ 10:56 am
You’re so right there Dessie. I would be more of a Garth Brooks man.
Music should be cheerful. Is that too much to ask?
June 4th, 2008 @ 10:59 am
Twenty is quiet, he’s fiddling with himself over a life sized photo of Bertie – go on, twenty, admit it
June 4th, 2008 @ 11:05 am
Fianna Fail fuckers the lot of them. The bribes are still going on, developers are still paying off councillors to vote for planning. One town planner in Wicklow took a bribe of a free apartment for voting in favour of a major coastal development. I would assume they are not the only one.
The Westlink bridge contract was secured years ago after a Dublin City official was paid a massive bribe.
Freedom from oppression in 1921? My fucking hole it was, our rulers were replaced by a band of fucking corrupt selfish cunts.
Do they think ripping off their fellow countrymen is patriotic? Treasonous bastards the lot of them. We could have been a rich country years ago only for them.
June 4th, 2008 @ 11:07 am
FF should call Bertie’s bluff & announce that they’re going to sell St Lukes and transfer all the money from the sale, and the money in the B/T account, into FF’s central fund & spend it on ads for the Lisbon Treaty, & then watch Bertie say “ah, hang on, when I said I didn’t own them I actually remember now that I do.”
June 4th, 2008 @ 11:07 am
Dunno about Garth Brooks but he most definately has a more cheery countenance that that cock eyed freak thom yorke – And whats with the “H” in Thom and the “E” in Yorke – TWATHE…….
June 4th, 2008 @ 11:27 am
Twenty is quiet, he’s fiddling with himself over a life sized photo of Bertie
He’s outside burning his thongs.
June 4th, 2008 @ 11:43 am
“& spend it on ads for the Lisbon Treaty”
FF never pay for their advertising, they just promise government contracts and then don’t deliver.
June 4th, 2008 @ 11:58 am
I’m not saying they should spend it on ads, HM, just that it might refresh his memory if he suddenly thought all the money & houses that he says belong to FF was going to be taken & used by, well, FF.
June 4th, 2008 @ 12:13 pm
In 15 – 20 years time everyone, even twenty will realise that Bertie was the greatest leader this country ever had.
You’re so right there Dessie. I would be more of a Garth Brooks man. and you’re not even ashamed to admit it?
June 4th, 2008 @ 12:15 pm
Proud, even…
June 4th, 2008 @ 12:30 pm
Bertie was the greatest leader we had in the last decade.
June 4th, 2008 @ 12:38 pm
Noooooo Peader, All I said was Garth Brooks was more cheerful then Thom Yorke – I am definately not a fan – he’s just less miserable, even when he’s banging on about his friends in low places. He even manages to smile when he sings but ultimately if the oportunity arose I would love to insert his guitar where the sun dont shine – sideways.
And, Bertie should do a spot of time in ol chokey working on his gag reflex while CAB go to town on his assets.
June 4th, 2008 @ 12:42 pm
My prediction for Bertie – lawyers will get braver, block tribunals, some people will complain until the next distraction and the power / corruption cycle will continue as before.
Bertie will still get to retire on his big fat pension.
June 4th, 2008 @ 1:11 pm
and rightly so!
June 4th, 2008 @ 1:18 pm
Bertie may get the pensions but he’s also looking at some big time tax bills – I can see the tribunal going to town on him now that he’s just another back bencher. The tribunal will need to be seen as value for money and what better way then exposing bertie for the money grabbing knacker he is.
I for one think CAB should be hitting him hard – as well as a few others – Dunlop etc.
June 4th, 2008 @ 1:23 pm
Doesn’t CAB stand for Crimnal Assets Bureau?
There is no evidence that Bertie was involved in any crimnal activity and its ridiculous to suggest he was.
COP ON!
June 4th, 2008 @ 1:27 pm
They went after Ray Burke, Peadar, for exactly the same thing.
Either way, he’s looking at staggering tax bills, & so is Celia.
June 4th, 2008 @ 1:27 pm
criminal even -fuck off cunts
June 4th, 2008 @ 1:27 pm
So, Peadar, what do you think he was at with all those highly unusual movements of money the he clearly keeps lying about?
Also, how many decnt hard working stiffs inherit gaffs from landlords?
June 4th, 2008 @ 1:29 pm
Does a turf accountant cut turf ?
June 4th, 2008 @ 1:31 pm
His brother Noel said that 15,000 pounds 15 years ago was no big deal, yet from October the Revenue is going to make the banks give them details of anyone who has 20,000 euro or over in an account. Sounds like they don’t agree.
June 4th, 2008 @ 1:31 pm
He might have a few tax bills but they won’t be staggering. Don’t forget we’re dealing with relatively small amounts of money here. Nothing like the Haughey-Dunne thing.
June 4th, 2008 @ 1:31 pm
No, Scawgeen, he counts it.
June 4th, 2008 @ 1:32 pm
The Criminal Assets Bureau is de facto, an extension of teh Revenue Commissioners. tax Evasion by means of non-declaration (or under-declaration) of income, is a crime.
The tribunal has still failed to prove any of O’Callaghan’s allegations regarding Bertie, so they were left with a Kenneth Starr type quandry where they were going to pin something on him.
It’s funny how Garrett Fitzgerald was bailed out by bankers when his investment in GPA went tits up and no-one said a fucking word. But then he’s not in Fianna Fail. And let us not forget that Michael Lowry has toppd the poll more than once since being exposed as a back-hander fancier.
I am not a huge fan of any political party, but it’s s fucking predictable to just slag off Fianna Fail, and it stems from the fact that despite the pub-talk (they’re a robbing shower of cunts, another pint there Jem) they are still the largest vote getters out there.
June 4th, 2008 @ 1:36 pm
There is no evidence that Bertie was involved in any crimnal activity and its ridiculous to suggest he was.
Must be some evidence surely otherwise he would not be under investigation by the Revenue Commissioners for Tax evasion – which is a crime.
June 4th, 2008 @ 1:39 pm
Loudmouth, what do you mean in comment #17?
Round his little stubby, Bass grabbing finger, he has the entire system.
I was under the impression that all FFers went around blowing their own trumpets, while at the same time the ones with ministerial posts were on the fiddle.
Bertie plays bass too?
June 4th, 2008 @ 1:39 pm
it stems from the fact that despite the pub-talk (they’re a robbing shower of cunts, another pint there Jem) they are still the largest vote getters out there.
They were while the economy was doing well – it’ll be interesting to see what happens in the future. Most people didn’t give a rat’s arse if the politicians were fiddling as long as they were doing well – but it could be a different story when belts have to be tightened – no cracks about strangly wanks please.
June 4th, 2008 @ 1:40 pm
I don’t think you have to be a criminal for the CAB to investigate your affairs.
June 4th, 2008 @ 1:43 pm
They haven’t proven anything yet, Rob, but the allegations were that he received large amounts of money, and large amounts of money are in a string of different accounts.
They are the largest vote getters because they’re still probably better than the other gobshites, but the problem is they believe that because they’re the best they are entitled to more than the rest of us, and they believe the rules shouldn’t apply to them.
Leonora Helmsley’s comment in the US that “only little people pay taxes” sums up Bertie perfectly. And the other crook that he learnt is all from.
June 4th, 2008 @ 1:44 pm
So, Peadar, what do you think he was at with all those highly unusual movements of money the he clearly keeps lying about?
Peadar…? Straight question. I’m genuinely curious. What is your take on this?
June 4th, 2008 @ 1:45 pm
Is he under investigation for tax evasion? I don’t think he is. He might owe some tax but that doesn’t mean he deliberately evaded.
Anyway fuck off. History will judge him well.
Ye might think I’m a cunt for defending Bertie but what about Supergrover? He admitted liking Garth Brooks.
I’m going for a late lunch, fuck off ye shower of cunts.
June 4th, 2008 @ 1:46 pm
Bertie is a lying cunt and the angle now is that he may have paid Wall to buy the house with his own money, allegedly. (He was a “heavy saver” remember) Who gave him all that money is the question and I’m pretty positive that the tribunal have him by his scrawny little cunt.
As for Radiohead; their new album is the best album I’ve ever heard – I’m going on saturday
2 other gigs on the way – The Butthole Surfers and Melt Banana
fight the power
June 4th, 2008 @ 1:47 pm
Peadar, it’s just that Garth speaks to me in a way that Radiohead never could.
June 4th, 2008 @ 1:49 pm
Is he under investigation for tax evasion? I don’t think he is.
From the BBC April 2008
“His unorthodox financial arrangements are also under investigation by the Revenue Commissioners probing tax evasion which Ahern denies.”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7327993.stm
June 4th, 2008 @ 1:50 pm
On June 4th, 2008 at 1:23 pm Peadar said:
Doesn’t CAB stand for Crimnal Assets Bureau?
There is no evidence that Bertie was involved in any crimnal activity and its ridiculous to suggest he was.
COP ON!
hehe; you poor feckin’ eejit
1 – Bertie appointed Liam Lawlor as Chairman of the Dail Ethics Committee – why?
2 – Bertie gave Rambo 2 ministerialships(is that a word?) why? everyone knew burke was corrupt
3 – Bertie had slushfund of cash that bears no relation to his salary – how?
bring on CAB
June 4th, 2008 @ 1:51 pm
we’re dealing with relatively small amounts of money here. Nothing like the Haughey-Dunne thing.
It all adds up to quite a sizable amount – more then my next few years salary.
I dont grudgingly pay taxes so these bastards can get away with paying little or none.
Lastly, we need to find out who paid the monies and what favours were granted. The promise of some Jail time will provide adequate leverage to get these scum to spill the beans….
June 4th, 2008 @ 1:51 pm
what about Supergrover? He admitted liking Garth Brooks.
He’s a cunt too but for a different reason.
June 4th, 2008 @ 1:52 pm
BBC 3rd April 2008
“His unorthodox financial arrangements are also under investigation by the Revenue Commissioners probing tax evasion which Ahern denies.”
June 4th, 2008 @ 1:54 pm
maggot, you fuckin’ lady
June 4th, 2008 @ 1:54 pm
Peadar’s defence of Bertie reminds me of those who defended Mussolini because the trains ran on time.
June 4th, 2008 @ 1:55 pm
SG, re comment 50
I’m going over board in my defence of him to stir things up.He is not holier than thou. I’m sure there are a few iffy issues there. But I genuinely believe, as lot of people do, that it was a different era. Things were done differently.
I’m 100% confident that Bertie was not corrupt on a large scale like haughey. Sure there are a few unexplained, relatively small, amounts of cash here and there but it appears that was the way of the time
June 4th, 2008 @ 1:56 pm
SG – you are only slightly cuntish, used it almost as a term of endearment, unlike Peadar who should be culled a.s.a.p.
June 4th, 2008 @ 1:57 pm
But I genuinely believe, as lot of people do, that it was a different era. Things were done differently.
Fuck me – that’s the defence used at recent war crimes trials.
June 4th, 2008 @ 2:01 pm
It was a different era, & things were done differently, but the problem is that the Revenue are still chasing elderly people for money that they hid away during that different time, advised by people like Beverley Don’t-dare-call-me-a-crook-or-I’ll-sue-you-coz-I-know-Bertie-will-make-you-settle-for-half-the-damages-and-then-I’ll-be-his-Golden-Girl-again Flynn, so as long as they’re after them, then let them stay after Bertie.
June 4th, 2008 @ 2:06 pm
that was the NOT the way of the time…..
Individually they may be small amounts but when all added up they are NOT small in total
Bertie was Minister of Finance at the time and a supposed qualified accountant. all these dodgy transactions were planned to confuse and obfusicate.
I’m 100% confident that Bertie was corrupt – The tribunal need to highlight all the transactions that are questionable and hit bertie with a sizeable bill for obstructing the tribunal and CAB should go after him for the rest.
June 4th, 2008 @ 2:06 pm
Peadar, I have a couple of secrets to whisper to you… come closer…
1) bertie is a dodgy little cunt and
2) the garth brooks think was clearly sarcasm at the outset
June 4th, 2008 @ 2:15 pm
Ah Monkey Balls, that’d be Bass the drink rather than the 4-string guitar of a man who plays the fiddle but I guess you already knew that. I like the ambiguity. :)
All the best,
Lad
June 4th, 2008 @ 2:18 pm
How anyone can defend that shower of crooks in FF, like Beverley Big Arse Flynn, Bertie Basset Aherne, and all the rest of them, is totally beyond me!
It was bad enough when Bertie used to drag that simpering yoke Celia Larkin everywhere round the world with him, with pictures in the paper every day of her, simpering for Ireland, in the White House, the Lebanon, the Taj Mahal,… obviously she thought she was Princess Diana.
I’m sure his “wife” loved all that!!
But I forgot, Bertie doesn’t “believe” in divorce, as if it was some kind of rumour!
He obviously believes in adultery, though, as well as sleeveen-ness.
Sneaky, lying, slippery, arrogant bastard!!!
Oh, I love him so!!
June 4th, 2008 @ 2:27 pm
Odd that he wasn’t given a big belt of the crozier – and of course unrelated to the Billion odd Euros he saved the church related to child abuse. But I guess that Peadar thinks that clerical child abuse was also from a different era and should also be swept under the carpet.
June 4th, 2008 @ 2:43 pm
YOU ALL VOTED FOR PRIESTS AND NOW YOU WHINE ABOUT BUMMING. IT’S ALL FALLING APART BUT THAT’S WHAT YOU GET!!
I AM A NUT!!!!!
June 4th, 2008 @ 2:47 pm
We’ve put a bunch of petty crooks and village idiots in charge of the country for the last 10 years – now we’re going to pay for it as the economy slides inexorably down the toilet.
June 4th, 2008 @ 3:19 pm
the 80s weren’t that bad, were they?
June 4th, 2008 @ 3:25 pm
The argument used by Peadar “it was a relatively small amount” is ridiculous. It was enough to buy a fucking house!
If the amount of money we are talking about is translated into todays terms it is not a small amount at all.
Bertie is a fucking cunt, he is the king of all the fucking cunts.
June 4th, 2008 @ 3:32 pm
One of the presentations that I had to endure last weekend started with a quote from Kevin Myers.
Needless to say I stopped listening.
June 4th, 2008 @ 3:36 pm
Maggot, it seems I’m defending what in some people’s eyes is the indefensible so I’ll stop. But I’ll stop mainly for a more important reason – its impossible to have a reasonable argument/discussion with a brain dead imbecile like you.
What kind of a muppet, even one with the wildest imagination and weirdest mind can find a comparison between anything Bertie has done and war crimes/child abuse.
You are one thick cunt.
June 4th, 2008 @ 3:43 pm
What kind of a muppet, even one with the wildest imagination and weirdest mind can find a comparison between anything Bertie has done and war crimes/child abuse.
Bertie used to go to a cellar in Austria for his holidays every year.
Medbh – you were quite right too.
June 4th, 2008 @ 3:49 pm
Fuck of Twenty you posing ponce.
I’m not commenting on this anymore, I’m outnumbered.
Where’s J5. Probably sucking twentys cock
June 4th, 2008 @ 3:51 pm
Paid for with the money he got from his whiparounds, Peadar!
June 4th, 2008 @ 3:52 pm
[i]Peadar’s defence of Bertie reminds me of those who defended Mussolini because the trains ran on time.[/i]
Pity Bertie couldn’t get the fuckin’ buses to run on time.
June 4th, 2008 @ 3:53 pm
Ah bollocks, how do italics work?
June 4th, 2008 @ 3:55 pm
Have I gone Mental, Have I lost the plot – I’m following Maggot’s train of lucid thought – does that make me one thick cunt as well
Ah fuck it, Cull all Culchie Cunts -
June 4th, 2008 @ 3:56 pm
I liked Kevin Myers until he went to the rag that is The Irish Independent.
What kind of a cheap (probably not so cheap) sell out would swap The Irish Times for that useless piece of tabloid gutter trash?
June 4th, 2008 @ 4:48 pm
I would, but only because I’ve just finished the Times and want something else to read.
June 4th, 2008 @ 5:00 pm
Brenjamin, use pointy brackets, not square ones.
Brought to you as part of MB’s campaign for more Italics
June 4th, 2008 @ 5:04 pm
I see.
my bad
sketch…
June 4th, 2008 @ 5:22 pm
Now you have me testing italics and bold
June 4th, 2008 @ 5:48 pm
You need a long, long session on a shrink’s couch — after you complete the deed.
June 4th, 2008 @ 6:25 pm
http://www.gavinsblog.com/2008/06/04/trying-to-hang-her/
June 4th, 2008 @ 6:56 pm
What kind of a muppet, even one with the wildest imagination and weirdest mind can find a comparison between anything Bertie has done and war crimes/child abuse.
Same principle regardless of the dastardliness of the crime.
June 4th, 2008 @ 7:26 pm
Oh fuck, he’s told the tribunal that the sterling came from winning bets on horses. I know someone that tried that years ago and moved his case onto a whole highe plane, as the Revenue reckon that someone who can win that much must also lose that much sometimes too, so they suddenly look at your declared income in a totally light.
I used to think he was the thickest gobshite in the country over the way he’s handling this, but the people who are advising him make him look like Einstein.
June 4th, 2008 @ 7:28 pm
totally different light … I have to admit I make him look like Einstein too.
June 4th, 2008 @ 7:58 pm
the sterling came from winning bets on horses.
Why didn’t he say so sooner ? It’s obvious he’s an innocent man, persecuted for his beliefs in contravention of the European something or other.
Next he’ll play the sympathy card ( “I was bulimic” ) and Twenty will feel really shit, quit blogging and retire to a monastery.
June 4th, 2008 @ 9:26 pm
There’s a long line of folks standing behind him, ready to believe anything he says. The Irish Population seems like a battered wife at times, willing to accept any excuse. “But he’s sorry!”
June 4th, 2008 @ 9:42 pm
And so Ahern tried to explain his evidence before PTSB found he had sterling, and after. I went to see him in action in Dublin today. To be blunt, Ahern’s story stunk of horse shit
heheeh
gavin skips the foreplay
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:32 am
Splintered ankles sound fantastic.
June 5th, 2008 @ 4:44 pm
‘when trying to empathise with some fucking geebag from Clonmel whose problems are entirely down to her being a stupid geebag’
Priceless. Ta Twenty.