There are just too many people
Posted on | June 3, 2008 | 142 Comments
Having travelled from one side of the city to the other yesterday, across the M50, in practically no time whatsoever, with no delays, hold-ups or traffic jams it has become clear that there are simply too many people in Dublin.
With many people off-work and many others going ‘down the country’ for the bank holiday we saw the city the way it should be. Lots of room to drive around without doing your best to stop bits of your brain falling out with the frustration of it all. Bars and restaurants that were busy but comfortably so. The lack of personage meant those around weren’t being bumped and battered by the rest of the plebs so concerned with getting from A to B as fast as possible, not paying the slightest bit of attention to those around them as they hold their umbrellas at eye-height, making cycolpses as they go.
So, we need a cull. It would make life much more convenient, enjoyable and much less stressful.
I propose that I be put in charge of this cull. Naturally you’d want somebody like me instead of a politician because all they’d do is save themselves, wipe out their opposition and become some kind of fat, blubbery-lipped Mugabe.
So firstly I’d cull politicians. All of them. This would be a ritualistic, public culling, carried out during some kind of celebratory festival with big screens, fast food vans, free beer and very hot pokers. To save any kind of moaning or revenge type stuff afterwards you’d have to kill all their families next. Even the little children. ESPECIALLY the little children. Nits make lice and all that.
Anyone who ever bought a Damien Rice or David Grey album would be next. Then people who read Cecilia Ahern novels. Listeners of the Gerry Ryan or Joe Duffy radio shows. Then anyone who says “I’m not a football fan but I really love to watch Cristiano Ronaldo”. Chewing gum eaters. The people who own pubs and let people sit in the toilets to hassle you for money when all you’ve done is had a fucking piss. David McSavage (who will be killed hideously, brought back to life then killed again). The bloke who brought David McSavage back to life, even though it was a good cause. Anyone carrying a baby in a sling who spends their time begging on the streets with their faux-mournful face on – although my face would be pretty fucking mournful if I was as ugly as those cunts.
The list goes on. It might seen inhumane, outrageous or just plain wrong but I guarantee you’d fucking love the place afterwards.
Today it’ll be back to normal. Thousands of cunts on the roads, the footpaths, stinking the place up with the stink of their fucking well-worn anuses. I’m staying inside today.
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June 3rd, 2008 @ 9:06 am
Twenty, can you not just move to a smaller town?
June 3rd, 2008 @ 9:14 am
YOU FORGOT PEOPLE WHO SHOUT!!!
June 3rd, 2008 @ 9:18 am
I’ve been trying to.
Sid – don’t be silly.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 9:19 am
Ok, grow bigger so it seems like their are less people around you
June 3rd, 2008 @ 9:19 am
That doesn’t work either. That would just mean there are smaller people around you.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 9:30 am
Cycolpses? Apart from that, I agree with the whole post.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 9:31 am
alone in a city of dwarves – not good at all
June 3rd, 2008 @ 9:33 am
Cyclops, noun (Plural cyclopes)
June 3rd, 2008 @ 9:46 am
Any fucker in a pint shirt, and any bird who’s made up face colour isn’t on a Dulux pastel chart.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 9:47 am
Dont forget all the culchies…..Cunts one and all…
June 3rd, 2008 @ 9:49 am
I thought you had a place in Baliamuck, Co Longford.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 10:02 am
>Chewing gum eaters
Yeah. Anyone who actually eats chewing gum is a sick fucker. I prefer to chew mine and then stick it on bus seats or all over a path.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 10:05 am
Golfers?
June 3rd, 2008 @ 10:06 am
Well as someone who moved out of Dublin, bank-holiday weekends mean a large influx of cunts from the big smoke. All these chav-tastic 3/4 length trouser mini-sock wearing bastards, with their orange girlfriends in novelty tracksuit and base-of-spine tramp stamp.
Monday evenings are great, when all the fuckers go back from whence they came, and hopefully straight into a garda checkpoint.
I like your list twenty, and if I may suggest a few others; Eddie Hobbs, Anyone who thinks that fashion is important, Gavin Lambe whateverhis face is, Orlagh Barry (dopey bitch) Brenda Power (whiney self-important bitch) Eamon Keane (soundbite grabbing fauxmosexual sounding prick)
There are more, but I need to get back to my cigarettes
June 3rd, 2008 @ 10:09 am
I am assuming that brian is already on this list as is Mr HandiCAPPED the shouter
June 3rd, 2008 @ 10:10 am
People that wear Celtic jerseys.
Women that walk around the north-side in their pyjamas.
Munster fans, grown men in their 40′s that sit behind you in Croke Park during 6 Nation games telling anyone who’ll listen to them, including young kids out for the day with their parents, that every player on the Leinster squad is a “fokkin’ homosexual, like”.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 10:14 am
What about birds who refuse to bend over and take it like a man?
June 3rd, 2008 @ 10:16 am
I went down that list with some degree of trepidation, I mean you never really know who’s gonna be on Twenty’s shit/hit list … okay there are some obvious candidates, like the little oul wans who think Mary McAlaise is a saint, a pure saint! Oh de tings she done for dis country!
Fuck off, light a candle and burn to death
And the stupid cunts on motor bikes who actuality wear L plate tabards, I mean why not just take off your helmet, paint a sign on your head marked “WANKER!!!!” before smacking it off the first lamppost – or preferably off Sharon Shannon’s muff.
Farmers – on tractors – you know the ones that drive at 6.5 kmph while spreading generous lashings of their own, home made slurry of your windscreen – granted not too many of them around Dublin but we may as well make it as complete a cull as possible!
I’m beginning to hyper-ventilate, need to take a break …
June 3rd, 2008 @ 10:31 am
do big midgets get discrimnated against more than little dwarves?
June 3rd, 2008 @ 10:45 am
Can I suggest adding anyone who drives a Honda Civic with a muffler attached. Or a Subaru Impreza with said muffler. In fact, anyone who’s into that bullshit, body modification malarkay and races up and down the M50 thinking they’re straight out of The Fast and The Furious. Cunts.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 10:45 am
men who keep their change in any kind of purse, and that includes any compartmants of their wallet…
June 3rd, 2008 @ 10:55 am
Magicians, Farmers and any cunt in a novelty teeshirt which indicates how much they like beer.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 10:56 am
We are not worthy Il Duce.
( Are psycohants safe ? )
June 3rd, 2008 @ 10:56 am
New and Old Age travellers, the filthy fuckers and anyone driving a four wheel drive that doesn’t live up a fucking mountain.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 10:58 am
Anyone who litigates for a spurious reasons and the slime covered mutant scum of lawyers that support this ambulance chasing mentality.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 10:59 am
What about all those Neanderthals who think shit like The Doors* matters?
*Also applies to;
Steely Dan
Eric Clapton
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Westlife
Lynyrd Fucking Poxy Skynyrd
Santana
Elvis
..and many others…..
June 3rd, 2008 @ 10:59 am
Advertisers, purveyors and fans of Harp Lager.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:01 am
..people who cant spell…(sycophants incl.)
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:02 am
got asked for a pint of harp the other day…I immediately pressed my red button, Mr Burns style, and released the hounds…
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:04 am
I concur with MB, especially where Santana and Clapton are concerned. A vat of boiling acid should be placed in the middle of Croke Park and those cunts lowered in inch by inch.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:04 am
…people who don’t indicate at roundabouts…
…fuckers who don’t know what “seats are not for feet” means …
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:07 am
people who cant spell…(sycophants incl.)
Twenty – add this Sam Crea cunt to the list please and there’s a pint of Guinness and a bottle of Bombay Sapphire heading your way.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:07 am
Anyone that wears a white baseball cap..
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:07 am
… anyone whose iPod is audible for than two inches away…
… anyone who steps in front of the LUAS (which should be fitted with machine guns in any case)
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:07 am
Thanks PP.
I think should have been more precise with my list;
Any music that you were sick to fuckin’ death of by the time you were 8yrs old, but some other cunt with no real interest in music insists on playing.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:10 am
Graffiti gobshites, and any Graffiti sympathisers who claim they’re “just making a statement” (which they are, the statement being “I am a selfish prick”)
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:13 am
And it is multiplied ten times when you are high and some fucker tries to tell you about the hidden depths of the music, and how it somehow “connects with my life man”. Fuck off you cunt, it has already been said a million times.
That also brings me to another one..people who say “man” after their sentences like they were trying to emulate some seventies hipster.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:14 am
Anyone linked to piano accordians, bodhrans or any other instrument of deedly-dee music. ( as a bonus, Lambeg drumming to be made mandatory)
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:14 am
“Queen of the Local” chicks. Orange-painted, hair-straightened yokes who never stray beyond the local pub / carvery and think that everyone fancies them, when in fact it’s only your nearest and dearest who think you’re anything but mundane to repellent.
And, no, that 3 piece covers band who play on a Thursday aren’t brilliant.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:16 am
Lambeg drumming – masturbation for the uptight homos in sashes.
The opposite of music.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:17 am
I hadn’t you down as a bigot SG.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:18 am
I have a special request;
Please add on Algerian CUNTS who switch on the heating during the current weather, causing my laptop to overheat and shutdown, fucking up all the Torrents I’m currently downloading, and then try to deny it, saying that the heating ‘comes on by itself’.
Thanks.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:18 am
I’m not. Just hate that shite. Nasty hateful orange cunts can ask my hole.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:20 am
Anyone linked to piano accordians, bodhrans or any other instrument of deedly-dee music. ( as a bonus, Lambeg drumming to be made mandatory)
…and Nordy cunts too!
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:22 am
Nasty hateful orange cunts can ask my hole.
That’s as big a mistake as Prod bigots assuming that everything GAA or Irish Folk Music is IRA SG.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:25 am
Maggot,
I have already been included in one of Twentys Sub Categories…
and also comments 38 and 45 totally contradict each other, in my opinion.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:27 am
More Nordy Bashing!!!
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:27 am
Your not allowed MB, its in the agreeement!
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:28 am
And Laptops are for pansies!!
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:29 am
comments 38 and 45 totally contradict each other, in my opinion
No they don’t – I don’t hate Bodhrans and piano accordian because I see them as “green” – I hate them because they are shite. Especially Piano accordians – see a lot of them in White heather Club Scotland music as well. Bodhrans ? Plastic paddies and fuckers trying to be ethnic.
I like decent folk music.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:30 am
Heh, SG has local issues.
I think rising illness rates and global warming will do the cull for us.
Though it doesn’t really matter what I think, my musical taste has me culled already.
Town with half the people gone would be so nice, I can’t argue – the only problem is, what if you get zombies?
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:33 am
I mean – look at the Dropkick Murphys – what an embarrassing bunch of cunts.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:34 am
“I like decent folk music.”
There’s a contradiction in terms if ever I saw one. Beardy, jumper wearing pipe smoking cunts with their Fi De de and Fi de do.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:35 am
technically anyone who read the last C Ahern book is actually brain dead already.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:35 am
Look Jo, don’t be dissing my Legions of the Undead. They are too often discriminated against. All that bad publicity from that Romero fucker. They can be useful members of society too.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:36 am
OK Maggot, point taken.
What about the chieftans do they qualify??
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:37 am
Decent folk music?
Music for decent folk?
Sounds a bit tame for my liking.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:41 am
The chieftains are difficult – they have some superb musicians but are a bit too fond of hamming it up – not as ghastly as the Clancy brothers were though.
There’s loads of good Folk music – people like Bert Jansch, Richard Thompson etc.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:47 am
Maggot, I am not bigoted against anyone born into the Protestant religion from a Planter background. As an individual, it’s just an accident of birth where anyone is born.
As for Orange Lodge members / supporters / sympathisers – they can go up the fuck.
As for trad Irish music, matter of taste, not my thing really. But at least it has some fuckin’ personality as opposed to grim ould cunts marching along baiting a drum in a spirit of war.
Fuck off with your bigot crap. You know that’s not the story. I hate all humourless uptight cunts equally.
And you fuckin’ started it.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:47 am
Clancy brothers were specifically aimed at the Plastic Paddy market. But were also loved by The aaron(ohtfyst) Jumper Brigade at home too.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:49 am
As for trad Irish music, matter of taste, not my thing really.
The piano accordion isn’t trad. That’s my point.
And – the Lambeg drum was played by both communities in the past. AOH marches used to be accompanied by Lambeg drums .
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:53 am
Twenty – add this Sam Crea cunt to the list please and there’s a pint of Guinness and a bottle of Bombay Sapphire heading your way.
Add SG to the list and I’ll add 2 more pints of Ginness and 2 more bottles of Bombay Sapphire.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:56 am
maggot, your in sore form today.
I might just cull myself from this Blog,
I can be a hateful cunt too, but never directed at anyone personally…
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:58 am
Yeah, Muck off, Faggot.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 12:00 pm
interesting spoonerism..
June 3rd, 2008 @ 12:03 pm
must be a bigoted one. damn that subconscious of mine, always giving the game away
June 3rd, 2008 @ 12:04 pm
Maggot – what about riverdancers – comely maidans dancing at the crossroads and all that -
June 3rd, 2008 @ 12:04 pm
And just so you know Maggot, in case your ever calling by, and dont know what to bring, Guinness and Bombay Saphire are my two favourite things to drink!!
June 3rd, 2008 @ 12:08 pm
Some post-bank holiday crankiness today.
Everyone just needs a delicious pop tart to get back on track.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 12:11 pm
Sam – in your case it was not to be taken seriously! And yeah, I’m a bit grumpy – sorry – this hot weather does my head in.
Did somebody Mention Riverdance ? Fatwáh time!
And comely maidens and crossroads ? Dev was after all only a plastic paddy :)
June 3rd, 2008 @ 12:13 pm
If your going to carry out a cull it has to be done properly. You can’t just say cull this one or that one just cause you don’t like them. I do it based on IQ. Wipe out all the thick cunts. And anyone who’s in jail for more than 5 years
June 3rd, 2008 @ 12:15 pm
“Sam – in your case it was not to be taken seriously”
So I actually am on a cull list? But Sam isn’t?
Ah here, I want out. I just thought that we were having the craic.
Please spare me, Twenty.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 12:16 pm
Wipe out all the thick cunts.
who would empty the bins, work down the sewers etc ?
Have to keep a few Peadar.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 12:17 pm
And bring Ice, tonic and freshly sliced fruit for the Bombay…..
June 3rd, 2008 @ 12:20 pm
So I actually am on a cull list? But Sam isn’t?
Heh – I’ve decided to spare you SG – but an interesting thought – if you were in a room with Bono, Brian Kennedy, Damien Rice, Dana, Bertie, Graham Norton etc waiting to get chopped, which one would you want done first ? Or would you fight your way to the front to get away from them as quickly as possible ?
June 3rd, 2008 @ 12:20 pm
I’m all into the Love, Peace and Understanding bullshit, but it’s about time we gave all nordy cunts with ‘issues’ the kick up the hole they deserve.
It was wrong then, and it’s still wrong now.
And I’m getting drunk and stoned, but you’re in work, so FUCK YOU!
June 3rd, 2008 @ 12:21 pm
Any Tonic preferences ? Limes or Lemons?
June 3rd, 2008 @ 12:24 pm
SChweppes I suppose, but once it still has fizz I dont care… (I could be in danger of ridicule here) But I love sliced Orange in My Gin and Tonic.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 12:28 pm
and especially for Puerile,
I impulse-purchased a new graphics card in PC world recently for 220 quid, and just saw the same card on komplett for 145(inc postage)
June 3rd, 2008 @ 12:28 pm
Maggot, I’d slap Bertie around the head a few times just to see the surprise register on his stupid face.
Sam, when it comes to mixing a drink, you’ve got to have standards. Respect for knowing what you like, not ridicule, is your due.
Orange, eh?
June 3rd, 2008 @ 12:38 pm
People who park across two spaces.
People who can’t use lanes properly.
Marketing people
June 3rd, 2008 @ 12:48 pm
Well, Dougal likes his pop tarts first thing in the morning.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 1:00 pm
anyone who considers themselves a “celebrity”, especially in this country, and the talentless arse kissing hacks in the media who give them completely unwarranted attention
June 3rd, 2008 @ 1:03 pm
brenjamin?
You jammin’?
We all jammin’?
-Coooool!
(Is maith liom do rothar nua. Tóg go bog é!)
June 3rd, 2008 @ 1:07 pm
Get to fuck Porridge!
I’m a professional celebrity shagger. Who’s going to feed my kids?
June 3rd, 2008 @ 1:19 pm
welfare, obviously. without that they’d go hungry, because we only have amateur celebrities here.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 1:21 pm
SAm, you have brought it on yourself, you have been fleeced by a bunch of cunts who are not even qualified to clean up weasel shit never mind sell computer related products.
Hire a tanker filled with hot oil, seal up the doors and pump the shit in through the vents during staff training days. That’ll teach the surly spotty little cuntmeisters.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 1:21 pm
I’m not a celebrity but I am a celery, if that helps
June 3rd, 2008 @ 1:25 pm
Soylent Green had the right idea.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 1:52 pm
I’ve a better idea.
Rather than culling anybody, willy-nilly, let’s segregate the whole country into age-defined areas.
Put the youngest down South. As they get older, move them Northwards, towards Dublin, or if they’re a bit thick, Galway.
Continue, until they’re past their usefulness, by which time they’ll be up North.
Then kill ‘em, by pushing them into the sea.
Half the work is already done logistically, so let’s finish it
June 3rd, 2008 @ 1:54 pm
Sorry, I meant to put a full-stop (period for all you crazy Americans!) at the end of my last comment.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 2:06 pm
won’t work monkey balls, some poor people will wind up here and Roscommon for the best days of their lives on that plan.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 2:08 pm
Oh Sad, sad, Sam: -
that includes any compartmants (sic) of their wallet
..people who cant spell…(sycophants incl.)
And people in glass houses who shouldn’t throw stones!
And, what the fuck is wrong with Steely Dan – unsophisticated cad?
June 3rd, 2008 @ 2:23 pm
Leave SAm alone cunthzu!
I was the one who said Steely Dan were a pair of no-good loser wank-stain hippy arse-bandit lazy fuckin’ contrived AOR rich-kids.
Or if I didn’t, I meant to.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 2:39 pm
And once again, we have answered the question;
“Can’t we all just get along?”
with the answer
“No, now fuck off you shower of cunts”
as a side note, there a few nordies who are not dribbling cabbages, but to be honest, you have to sift through so many of the fuckers to find them, it’s not worth it.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 2:57 pm
I like that Michael Stone bloke, all the same.
Performance Art, apparently.
Nutcase.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 3:10 pm
SG; A bit of a maverick alright, that Stone fella. Exactly the kind of ‘artiste’ Twenty would love to have in his New World.
As far as I can gather, the smaller the minority you belong to, the better your chance of survival in the cull.
Me, I’m a hairy lesbian Irish-speaker with a lisp.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 3:11 pm
Twenty, this is exactly the sort of off the cuff thinking I come to this site for. Much better than the smelly dave stories which I just glaze over in Google Reader.
Lad, you’ve got to start using Twitter – imaging my delight at a Ulysses style stream of Twenty Thought (TM) on my mobile eight times a day? I thought it’d be useless too – why would people care what traffic is like where I’m at? – but it’s actually excellent. Go on, give it a go!
June 3rd, 2008 @ 3:32 pm
Actually, if you think about it, wouldn’t the best option be to do away with Dublin. Its full of skangers, weirdos and sunglasses on the head wearing cunts. Wouldn’t Ireland be a great country without dubs?
June 3rd, 2008 @ 3:33 pm
Twenty…almost at 100 posts again for today. Can I add my tuppence. Cunts who can’t drive on motorways amd this applies particularly to you stupid fuckers in either the middle lane or outside lane when you have already performed your overtaking manoeuvre…and any cunt who works for Ruinair. What a shower of absolute twats. I’ll weight your bag now. You are 1kg over and I know your other bag is 1 kg below the limit but you still owe that cunt O’ leary 15 euros…fuckers one and all
June 3rd, 2008 @ 3:37 pm
Peadar, you shower need Dubs to help broaden your horizons.
For example…
– Sliced white with processed ham and cheese is not the only sandwich in the world.
– There is more to life than GAA
– Some people shower every day now.
You’re welcome.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 3:38 pm
If we got rid of Junkies, single mothers and Romanians we could pump their social welfare money into proper public transport so that twenty wouldn’t be pulling his hair out on the M50 in the first place.
Also get rid of that Derek Mooney cunt and the over 65 population will eventually die out like bees in Autumn.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 3:43 pm
Public knitters. That stuff should be done behind closed doors.
People who have “Mother Earth Is Crying” etc. stickers on their filthy, belching 70s retro “cute” VW people-carriers. Having swirly patterns or any form of daisy on the sides earns you an extra sore culling.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 3:45 pm
“sunglasses on the head wearing cunts”
Too fucking right, they should be torched alonside women who wear velour leisure suites and people who think that drinking donkey urine is cool because it is branded as Mexican and has a fucking lime stuck in the bottle.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 3:47 pm
Where are you supposed to put your sunglasses when they’re not over your eyes? Surely the top of the head is the most convenient place for them.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 3:48 pm
Peadar, you shower need Dubs to help broaden your horizons.
For example…
- Sliced white with processed ham and cheese is not the only sandwich in the world.
Yeah, personally I prefer ciabata myself but there’s nothing wrong with sliced white
- There is more to life than GAA
There sure is, I prefer soccer myself. But wouldn’t the GAA football championship be much better without the constantly over hyped dubs?
- Some people shower every day now.
Why?
You’re welcome.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 3:53 pm
Where are you supposed to put your sunglasses when they’re not over your eyes? Surely the top of the head is the most convenient place for them.
You fucking cunt. You wear sunglasses on your head?
I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised, didn’t we learn on a previous post that you wear 3/4 length trousers. Fucking ponce
June 3rd, 2008 @ 3:54 pm
“Where are you supposed to put your sunglasses when they’re not over your eyes? Surely the top of the head is the most convenient place for them.”
In the V of your Ralph lauren Jumper you posing cunt
June 3rd, 2008 @ 3:58 pm
See what you already know, Peadar, from listening to Dubs.
Keep it up.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 4:03 pm
PP
“they should be torched alonside women who wear velour leisure suites” ….would that be a sofa or just an armchair then?
June 3rd, 2008 @ 4:10 pm
Has anyone mentioned JIM CORR, get rid of that tosser, shag his sisters though, one at a time.
Oh yeah BOno need to be on the list also.
Major if you have need of any exterminator assistance there is surplus talent walking the streets here looking for something to do.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 4:12 pm
Bono would be on the list cause he’s a dub.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 4:17 pm
It’s a shame that Aengus McAnally isn’t on telly anymore.
I used to like hating him. And Twink.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 4:31 pm
Has anyone mentioned JIM CORR, get rid of that tosser, shag his sisters though, one at a time.
Oh yeah BOno need to be on the list also.
Fuck No DM! Same reason as the ‘RA never topped Palsy – best proof ever that a selective cull is needed.
You should always keep one or two extreme cases to hold up to the world and say: -
“We will rid you on this scourge! Arm us, feed us, give us money, give us your young and nubile virgins and in return we will free you from the wankers. Just look at the kind of bollixes of which n wot we will free youse …”
Sorry – ran out of grammar there.
Though I’ll give you Corr – you have to live closer to his effluent than the rest of us so fair ‘nuff
June 3rd, 2008 @ 5:08 pm
peple who cant spel and gramer bad
June 3rd, 2008 @ 5:15 pm
Twenty, when you get too warm do you take off your Ralph lauren Jumper and drape it over your shoulders with the arms tied in the front?
June 3rd, 2008 @ 5:31 pm
People who leave the same comment twice.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 5:32 pm
People who leave the same comment twice
June 3rd, 2008 @ 5:50 pm
Did everyone finish work early?
June 3rd, 2008 @ 6:02 pm
Jumpers are for cunts.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 6:39 pm
people wearing thongs amd their male equivalents, Boxer shorts, should be culled.
As should people with new-age tattoos, men who use skin care products, women with big hair or who use hair lacquer, and anybody using hair gel. Zap.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 6:39 pm
Oh and D.Js
June 3rd, 2008 @ 7:02 pm
Whats wrong with boxer shorts?
June 3rd, 2008 @ 7:12 pm
Only pretentious cunts wear them. Y fronts are what God meant men to wear.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 7:21 pm
women prefer men in boxers
June 3rd, 2008 @ 7:30 pm
What has that got to do with anything ?
Women like Tom Cruise !
June 3rd, 2008 @ 7:58 pm
Women don’t like Tom Cruise, he’s a creepy, rat-faced freak.
Women despise Yfronts – the first thing we must do when we go out with you is buy you new underwear.
However, I will admit, that new fangled, Calvin type tighty whities are permissable.
But boxers are better for your sperm counts.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 8:34 pm
I thought Tom Cruise would get Jo going!
Thoughts on Thongs dear ?
June 3rd, 2008 @ 9:05 pm
So, no TwentyTwittering?
June 4th, 2008 @ 12:10 am
Listen closely, Padjay: Perhaps he’ll twang out some morse code messages on his thong…
June 4th, 2008 @ 12:29 am
Twenty in a thong ? Mind-boggling Jo!
June 4th, 2008 @ 2:39 am
Maggot do you ever sleep/Work???
And I spelled like I speak – Fackin posh loike,
So it Should be spelled compartmant,
Are you a fuckin knacker or what??
(I cant be arsed scrolling back up to find out who pointed out my bad spelling, after I had slagged bad spellers)
June 4th, 2008 @ 2:49 am
We maggots don’t need a lot of sleep – I grab 40 wInks couple of times a day.
and it was chuntzu
June 4th, 2008 @ 3:42 am
WInks, eh?
**winks**
June 4th, 2008 @ 4:41 am
Dawn has broken and I’m listening to Elton John – does this mean I might turn gay ?
concerned of Milton Keynes
June 4th, 2008 @ 6:12 am
No it means you are gay
June 4th, 2008 @ 6:23 am
Oh Crap.
June 4th, 2008 @ 8:14 am
I would be more concerned about living in Milton Keynes than being gay though.
June 4th, 2008 @ 9:56 am
Thankfully I don’t love in Milton Keynes.
June 4th, 2008 @ 11:07 am
Is Milton Keynes your American lover?
June 4th, 2008 @ 11:26 am
American ? How dare you, you English swine!
June 4th, 2008 @ 12:47 pm
A simple solution to overcrowding in Dublin is to blow the bridges on the Shannon on the Sunday night of the bank holiday weekend. Leave Christiano alone, he has the nicest arse in the premiership!