51 Responses to How much is a pint across the world?

  1. I’ll tell you what, those Danes are lying cunts for a start.

    €4.44 my hole. It’s about 8 quid!

  2. Twenty Major says:

    I wouldn’t trust a Dane as far as I could have an ogre throw him.

  3. Rob says:

    what do you care about the price of a pint twenty?, with your sunglasses on your head you are probably quaffing Chateau Neuf de Pape

  4. Alan Smithee says:

    I like the Craigy Island one. Father Ted ?

  5. Mach says:

    So what does a pint set you back in Ron’s Bar then, Twenty?

  6. Crock says:

    It sets him back 10 more pints and a chapter in the book.

  7. Holemaster says:

    WTF is it in Sterling? I’d ban it just for that.

    Nibblestown is funny.

  8. Yacuncha says:

    How much more will a pint cost AFTER Lisbon Treaty passes?

  9. Dozy Dutch cunts can’t tell the difference between a pint and those hooring glasses they use.

  10. Jo says:

    That’s funny – I feel sort of sorry for the people who did it seriously.

  11. Mach says:

    [Crock]
    “It sets him back 10 more pints and a chapter in the book.”

    Fair point. Might be easier to ask how much less he has in his wallet the morning afer than he had before he went out and just divide it by a ludicrously high number. Having subtracted the price of a pack of Major’s, of course.

  12. maggot says:

    those Danes are lying cunts for a start.

    Crap bacon as well.

  13. Jo says:

    But they believed in enforced sterilisation and orphan abuse so you should all be all for them. Has anyone read Borderliners by Peter Hoeg?

  14. maggot says:

    so you should all be all for them.

    Who you talking to Jo ? Me ?

    Great book !

  15. stipes says:

    can’t remember the price of a pint, but 2 cost 8:10 in my local

  16. Monkey Balls says:

    Q.
    How much is a pint across the world?

    A.
    Pint – free if you donate blood
    A Cross – free if you’re a Christian
    The World – ask Fred

  17. SuperGrover says:

    The World – your oyster

  18. J J Allin says:

    St Kilda, Melbourne its aus$8 about e5. The Guiness is muck though.

  19. manuel says:

    weeping ass? larne……and that’s not made up……

  20. Monkey Balls says:

    I wonder who posted a price from a town called ‘Twenty Major’

  21. Quickroute says:

    Fuck pints ya wussie Dub shhnobs – I buy my 1 Litre shit from the supermarket and drink it on the street = 3 pesos = 1 dollar = fuck all! – Slainte ya bollickz!

  22. Mach says:

    “[Twenty Major]
    most people don’t even notice the free pubic hair in every pint until it’s too late”

    A good point well made.

  23. SAm Crea says:

    i dont get it??
    I regularly drink in Bally flaps when the cash is running low, and then When I”m flush, and have my sunglasses perched on my head, I head to Ballygeebag for some posh pints!

    major, I need a retraction post here, I mean your not really a sunglasses on the head wearer are you? I’ll put myself on the cull list if you are..

  24. MartyBanana says:

    Here in Woomera in the South Australian Outback, Guinness is $5.50 for a 440ml can. That’s about 3.40Euros.

  25. SAm Crea says:

    Looking forward to having a sociable some day in The Weeping Arse…

  26. SAm Crea says:

    G’day Marty!

  27. SAm Crea says:

    Roy, any chance of you dropping us to the Bally Flaps Inn???

  28. maggot says:

    I could murder a kebab right now – or a pizza. A curry would be good – with pakora.

  29. GLUAISTEAN says:

    IF YOU HAVE TO ASK, YOU CANNOT AFFORD IT.

  30. Monkey Balls says:

    Shhhhhsssh Glueface!
    You’ll waken the rest of them.

  31. Holemaster says:

    “IF YOU HAVE TO ASK, YOU CANNOT AFFORD IT.”

    Ba Ba black sheep, have you anyone, yes sir sir…

  32. Puerile Pish says:

    Not only is he a sunglasses on the head, but Ralph Lauren jumper on shoulders, neatly pressed chinos and a pair of loafers with tassels on the front.

  33. Puerile Pish says:

    And he probably drives a convertible with dire straits, the eagles and santana on a continuous loop.

  34. maggot says:

    Jo says he’s a Bridie Gallagher man and that he drives a Citroen 2CV that runs on vegetable oil (to save the planet )PP

  35. Jo says:

    Hoy, maggot, why me? I don’t know who Bridie GAllaher is?

  36. Puerile Pish says:

    I am sensing a fear of TM here, so Jo you reckon he is more Fred Freegan than Howth yacht club? I am not sure I think his new found author success will see him drinking in wine bars and shopping in Harvey Nicks rather than skip scrabbling.

  37. Tinman18 says:

    Back in the 80′s a newspaper car section reviewed the
    Citroen 2CV as follows:

    “The Citroen 2CV is the only car on the planet that uses the same engine as the Moulinex Food Processor.

    The sole optional extra is a bumper sticker saying ‘Nuclear Power – No Way’.”

    I still remember it word for word.

  38. maggot says:

    The sister says she heard Twenty was Bridie’s toyboy!

  39. Lord Elpus says:

    In Rockngham WA in the Swinging Pig.(get it)? Five dollars. About three euro. It’s not a bad drop.I’ve drank worse in Dublin.

  40. NiallOK says:

    You wanted actual answers, yeah Twenty?

    Grand.

    In my current local (Smyths Bridge House Pub, Donabate, Co. Dublin) the pint of Guinness is €3.90, although they drop that to €3.45 on Tuesdays and Wednesdays.

  41. Twenty Major says:

    That’s a reasonable price, you have to say.

  42. you can get a pint in the outskirts of prague for 30 crowns which is about €1.20.

  43. NiallOK says:

    You’re not talking Guinness there though are you, morgor? More likely Staro, Urquell or another local equivalent.

  44. aye, just the local beers, but why would you drink anything else when you’re there?

  45. Dogbreath says:

    There’s an Irish bar here in Pamplona owned by a guy from Dublin where you’ll get a pint of average stout for Euro 4.50.

    Can you imagine that, 4. fucking 50 for a pint of Guinness in a small provincial Spanish city?. I know places in north inner city Dublin where it’s cheaper!!

    And here’s the thing, the cunt’s selling it by the fuckin bucketload.

    The fucker must be as happy as a dog with two dicks.

  46. NiallOK says:

    Fair point, morgor, fair point. All I drank when I was there was Staro.

  47. Sar says:

    In Mexico D.F. a pint/can of Guiness is about 65pesos = 4 euro… but the best bit, brace yourselves, they pour it holding the can about three feet above the glass… and then try to argue with you when you tell them it tastes like muck…

  48. Dr.JaneDoe says:

    India was the best ever for beer prices-think it was about 32 cent a pint or even less….
    New Zealand is not as good as I thought for the ‘ol alkyhol prices-a bottle here is about 8 NZ dollars (approx 4 euro), and a pint is more-but their pint glasses are mysteriously smaller than the ones we’re used to back in Ireland.
    Wine here can be 12-14 NZ dollars a glass (6-7 euro) but they use MASSIVE glasses and fill them right up-was pissed after two glasses the other night….

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