It’s the first bank holiday weekend for 19 years (I’ve checked) where the sun has been shining each day.
Obviously this kind of weather doesn’t come around very often so there will be no posting today. Those of you expecting a post will remain disappointed whilst I gad about in the sunshine.
Frankly, I think your expectations are a little high anyway. Yes, it would be easy for me to sit down and write about how there’s going to be no post, then schedule the post to post itself at some stage during the bank holiday Monday but that would require a certain amount of guesswork on my part.
What if it’s not sunny on Monday and I trot out that line about the sun shining all weekend and it’s actually pissing down with rain? Then I’d look the right chump, wouldn’t I?
‘Har har’, some wit would laugh wittily, ‘that Twenty Major is as successful a weather forecaster as he is a novelist’.
So the best thing is just not to post at all. Sorry about that.
Back tomorrow, hail, rain or shine. Actually, if it’s still shine I may not bother.
Quite
This is not a comment.
LET US PRAY FOR MORE SUNNY DAYS.
Its not a bank holiday over here …. cnut
Glad to see you esaped the lizards twenty.
Not sunny either.
Always Blue skies in NI !
No wonder the country is gone to shite.
Bank holidays every second week.
Hey Twenty. We will be seeing you at the Ladies Marathon, no doubt?
If by at the Ladies Marathon you mean knacker drinking semi-naked on the bank of the Canal then probably you will.
@ maggot…”Always Blue skies in NI !” yes but since the good friday agreement skies must be 50% green too…….
Bollix to that manuel – Green has become part of HMG LOL
I had some post this morning. The postman delivered it at 9.30.
Postman just been here as well.
LET US PRAY FOR LEss use of the caps lock function
How about we all pray Gluestain gets run over by a bus ?
maggot!
Would his headstone then be written on in CAPS?
GLUAISTEAN – SHOUTING IN THE HEREAFTER
I’ve come over all funny at the thought of a knacker drinking, semi naked Twenty in the sunshine.
The Porterhouse has a cocktail on its list called ‘Sex on the Canal’. I was discussing this with someone who wondered it there might be a torso floating in it…
I was half way down that Post, before I realised he was talking about a blog post, and not that there would be no visit from the postman today, but then I suppose he is THE POSTMAN in ways….
OK more solpadeine…
No more Gin, ever!!!
The Porterhouse has a cocktail on its list called ‘Sex on the Canal’. I was discussing this with someone who wondered it there might be a torso floating in it…
Or a dead fish and a used condom ?
And the umberella would be just the bent and twisted spines.
And a major butt as well!
Speaking of which, I have a vision of Twenty sunbathing in something like is on my link – with stains .
Almost all my shifts this week were at the weekend.
Time and a half bank holiday weekends leaving me with minimum wage of over 10euro.
This is post enough for me. Obligation fulfilled.
Jammy bastards! I have to go to work now.
I’ll get yiz back tomorrow morning!!
Nice work, maggot. Though it would be perfect if it was an all in one.
The old boy wouldn’t be able to get it on if it was one piece Jo.
Ah yes, the challenge of not having opposable thumbs.
You are a successful novelist. Happy Sunny Monday!
We may pay a heavy price for this Jo LOL
Watch out for Italians!
Other canal themed cocktails…
Canal Knowledge
Argy Bargey
Flat bottom Bombay Gin
On the Lock
Jingle Jangle
Grand Job
Straight and Narrow
Royal Floater
Dog on a String
Should that be Strait and Narrow?
Leave Gluestain alone, he and I were enemies but now he has no wheels we could meet the rest of you on even footage……..?
WHY DONT ALL YOU LAZT BASTARDS LEAVE THE COUNTRY AND FIND A JOB OVERSEAS LIKE i DID AND LOOK HOW FUCKING HAPPY AND WELL-ADJUSTED IT MADE ME…
ERM…..
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF I’M WORKING MY ASS OFF – AND I DON’T LIKE IT.
And The Irish President wants him back ?
monkey balls is back.