Monthly Archives: June 2008
The fools
Now we know who they are. From Breakingnews.ie: Ireland’s newest millionaires went underground today as lotto fever hit Carlow town. Never to be out-scooped though I can exclusively bring you a picture of one of the winners. After the jump…
Waiting
I fucking hate waiting for stuff. It makes my brain hurt. Why can’t people just do things when I want them to do it and not in their own time? Fucking inconsiderate cunts.
Spit on me mickey
There we were in Ron’s last night, watching the final of Euro 2008. Not much of a game to be honest but I did enjoy seeing that cunt Ballack lose another final. The cunt. Anyway, half-way through the second half … Continue reading
Recession shopping
With the pennies pinching and the belts tightening and the wallets emptyining I decided I’d best explore the world of bargain supermarkets. I don’t want to starve to death when it gets the point none of us can afford any … Continue reading
Stating the obvious
Oh man this made me laugh. There’s a group called MEAS (Mature Enjoyment of Alcohol in Society) who are obviously complete loons. Who wants to enjoy alcohol maturely? It kind of misses the whole point of booze which allows you … Continue reading
Gaps and book sales
Who would be a web designer? You make something that looks perfectly fine on your own computer but other people don’t see the same thing. I don’t know why people using IE6 are seeing a great big gap on the … Continue reading
Euro 2008 pundit deathwatch
“Lads”, said Splodge, “if you had to kill one Euro 2008 presenter or pundit who would it be?” “Easy”, said Jimmy the Bollix. “Mark Lawrenson. He sounds like a fucking hairdresser and I don’t know who it was that told … Continue reading
Gimme some good ole lobotomy
Fucking Green party cunts. If they’re not making us pay more tax on our cars or trying to rape our wallets to offset our carbon footprints they’re up to some other ‘do-gooder’ shite. Now they want to ban lobotomies. Jesus, … Continue reading
We need a handsome politician
See this recession business, I know I said I didn’t care, but frankly I think we should all be petrified. Everything is going to shit and nothing anyone can say can make the slightest bit of difference. I read on … Continue reading
Fuck the recession
I have a pain in my tits listening to people talking about the recession all day. I’m sorry if you work in construction or other industries where people are being let go all over the place but once people have … Continue reading
I have a pain in my tits listening to people talking about the recession all day. I’m sorry if you work in construction or other industries where people are being let go all over the place but once people have the money to spend on visiting their favourite blogs every day I’ll be all right …
…erm…
…bollocks.