I have no idea

“Twenty”, said Dirty Dave, “you know the way whatisname went on about the theory of evolution?”

“Charles Darwin?”

“No, Crocodile Dundee. But anyway. If we’re all so evolved and stuff, how come men still have nipples?”

“Erm…”

“What purpose do they serve? We cannot allow our young to suckle from us as we do not produce youngling juice. Therefore they are useless and if evolution were really truly real men would have nippleless chests.”

“It’s a reasonable point”.

“So, if this disproves evolution it must then prove the existence of God who made men with nipples because he thought it looked better. Sort of like an Opel Manta with a body kit. Nipples are merely spoilers for men”.

“Deep, man. Deep”.

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