Brian Cowen, disgrace to the nation

May I this morning call on everyone with a modicum of manners, self-awareness and the ability to please think of the children to join me in outright condemnation of Taoiseach Brian Cowen.

He sullied our great nation yesterday. He couldn’t keep his fat mouth shut, could he? Already humiliated by the performance of a Turkey, who looked shamefully inept compared to the quality entries of other countries, we now have the leader of our country, the man to whom we should look for guidance and counsel in our own lives, swearing like a common sailor in the hallowed chambers of our government.

Frankly it’s just not good enough. We Irish are known for our ‘gift of the gab’, our ability hold court and to speak with intelligence, wit and a certain swagger. Look at our great orators down through the years. Daniel O’Connell, Wolfe Tone, Michael Collins or Eamonn Andrews. None of them had to resort to the kind of childish crudity Cowen did yesterday.

It shows a shocking lack of imagination that he had to use that word, that word which our mothers brought us up to shun and eschew, when there were so many others he could have used.

‘Those eejits’, he might have said. ‘Those gombeens’, ‘Those flippers’, ‘those lily-livered bandicoots’, ‘those bashi-bazouks!’.

The list is endless. A man with real substance would never have uttered the phrase that Cowen did yesterday and it’s a bad sign for Ireland. That such paucity of thought and tongue could emerge in Dail Eireann, a place where integrity, honesty and honour are paramount, is a shame not just to Brian Cowen but to all the people of Ireland who are represented by this foul-mouthed picaroon.

Language, and slightly less hairy backs, is what separates us from the apes. I suspect that if you put a thousand apes in a room with a thousand typewriters soon one of them would write the works of Shakespeare, except it would be absolutely filthy because apes are like that. They use profanities like they’re amusing in some way, like it’s big or clever to call somebody a name.

This morning I am truly saddened that our once great country has sunk so low. As a blogger I know I have a certain responsibility. I know I have to stand up and be counted, for what good is any of this unless we use it to try and make a difference? It would be entirely remiss of me to stand idly by and not highlight the dreadful coarseness that we were innocently subjected to.

How many children this morning will be going around saying ‘effing this’ and ‘eff those effers up their effin’ Cs’?. The answer, my friends, is too many.

You have let us down Taoiseach, I’m sure people will give you the chance to try and repair the damage but don’t let it happen again. You owe us that much.

You owe us that much.

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167 Responses to “Brian Cowen, disgrace to the nation”

  • Ianoo Says:

    It was great entertainment. Gwan BIFFO!

  • Puerile Pish Says:

    I agree he should have crowbarred Cunt in there as well.

  • David Says:

    I think it’s totally appalling that a member of or Government should feel the need to give a world a soundbite like that. No member of the Dail should lower themselves to these basest of levels, especially the man that is to run our country. But it just goes to show. Cowen is a stupid cunt *grin*

  • Puerile Pish Says:

    Newstalk reckoned his popularity went up, so now he has a legitimate reason to stand in the Dail and call Mary Harney a “fucking useless cock sucking tub of lard”

  • fatmammycat Says:

    I-for one- almost fainted when I heard, at the very least I almost swerved of the road.

  • Xbox4NappyRash Says:

    Cowan is starting to really turn me on.

  • GLUAISTEAN Says:

    YOU HAVE EXACTLY THE LEADERS WHO REFLECT YOUR OWN LACK OF INTELLIGENCE – AND YOU STILL FIND IF FUNNY. YUK IT OUP WHILE YOU CAN,THERES SOME HARD TIMES COMING.

  • Twenty Major Says:

    Fuck off, cuntchops.

  • Puerile Pish Says:

    “Cuntchops”

    heh

  • maggot Says:

    We shall never forsake the blue skies of Ulster for the grey mists {and profane Taoiseach} of an Irish Republic !

  • Holemaster Says:

    Where’s Twenty gone?

  • maggot Says:

    He’s chained himself to the railings outside the Dail with a big sign saying “Bring Back Bertie” !

  • Jo Says:

    Ach, we’re a nation of hypocrites. We want a man of the people as Taoiseach, it seems, as long as he’s not a man of the real people.

  • RandomNoise Says:

    Unless of course Twenty is Cowen.

    Think about it – wanting ahern gone, a love of profanity, something else which backs up the argument.

    It all makes sense.

  • Dobharcu Says:

    Couldn’t agree more. To quote again what you said above so eloquently (with a correction of the obvious typo which understandably slipped through because of your righteous indignation):

    “This morning I am truly saddened that our once great cuntry has sunk so low.”

  • Tinman18 Says:

    If Twenty is Brian Cowen, then maybe Brian was Brain Cowen as well – a man confronting his inner demons in public via the internet.

  • Tinman18 Says:

    Ah, shite..

  • Twenty Major Says:

    I’d advise you all to stop your slanderous accusations at once. You fuckers.

  • RandomNoise Says:

    Ah no Tinman. Why?

  • RandomNoise Says:

    Interesting Twenty Cowen, very interesting.

    Still smoking in the Dail bar?
    Still profaning in government buildings?
    Still not admitting the truth?

  • Tinman18 Says:

    It’s OK, RN, I just spelled Brian as Brain… too busy getting the italics right.

  • Tinman18 Says:

    Blogging Ignorant Fucker From Oldcabraroad…

  • maggot Says:

    Twenty – Now is the time to rock this rotten government to it’s foundations by announcing that as from today you are on a
    beer-strike to the death. And obviously stand for the Dail.

  • Holemaster Says:

    I now a few lads from Offaly who are staunch Fianna Fail and major Cowen supporters. They are as racist and sexist as they come. That my friends is the future if Cowen stays the course. We are heading for a one party state in rapid time.

  • Holemaster Says:

    They are also funny bastards

  • Twenty Major Says:

    The Sexist and Racist party?

  • Jo Says:

    Unlike Brian Cowen, Twenty would make a Handsome Taoiseach. But would that be good for the country? It’s never happened before.

    Also, I’m not so sure you’d really appreciate the reign (rain?) of death he’d embark upon as soon as he’d recoveredfrom his inauguration party.

  • SuperGrover Says:

    Heh heh, that Gluaistean (#8) is a complete mental case. I like mentallers.
    Hey, Gluaistean, any more amusing mental thoughts for us?

  • fatmammycat Says:

    “Heh heh, that Gluaistean (#8) is a complete mental case. I like mentallers.
    Hey, Gluaistean, any more amusing mental thoughts for us?”

    And if you do, could you put them in block capital so that I can really enjoy and appreciate the force of your mentalist ire? Ktanxbye

  • Peadar Says:

    Ye Glueface is a mentaler alright. He pops up evey now again to tell us how stupid we all are and how great he is.
    I think he has moved abroad because he was too great for our stupid nation.
    I remember one day he came on and said he was about to sit down to a lovely steak meal that we were all to thick and poor to appreciate.
    A complete looper.
    I’d love to slap him around with a hurl

  • maggot Says:

    Could Gluestain be Brian Cowen ?

  • Peadar Says:

    No way. Cowen is ok

  • Tinman18 Says:

    Well Cowen talks in capitals the way Gluestain writes. I’m worried, though, that you never see Twenty and Cowen together in public…

  • Tinman18 Says:

    … although you never see Twenty and Twink together in public either, so perhaps that’s not a great argument

  • Tinman18 Says:

    Twinky Major, still zipping up his mickey in Dublin bars…

  • oh dear Says:

    imagine brian cowan and the president of the gambia were swapped using some mind-person swapping machine.

    this is the latest insight from the leader who claims he can cure HIV AIDS in 3 to 30 days using a mixture of 6 plants rubbed into the skin around the ribs followed by drinking a smelly, yellow drink and eating two bananas:

    http://www.gambianow.com/news/News/Gambia-News-President-Jammeh-Gives-Ultimatum-for-Homosexuals-to-

  • Tinman18 Says:

    And what does the president of gambia say, oh dear?

  • jaymonkey Says:

    So Brian Cowen said a rude word. But has he been accepting “handouts” from his friends? give the man a chance to fuck up properly before jumping all over him. He is a Biffo so its only a matter of time.

  • Peadar Says:

    Mad bastard! He has the aids cure and he’s only telling the rest of the world now. What a cunt

  • Conan Drumm Says:

    Albert Reynolds said “crap”, didn’t he. Now Biffo says “fuckers”. And Eamon-Green-Minister-for-Broadcasting-etc wants to introduce fines for swearing, which would mean that if future swearing Taoisigh were broadcast the broadcasters would be fined.

    I see a fiendish plot – all Biffo has to do after the new Broadcasting Bill is through is swear every second word in a Dail speech, as in “I fucken hereby cocksuckingly declare motherfucking myself bollocks dictator cunting in pussylicking perpetuity” and the broadcast media won’t be able to play it. Shame, go for it Brian.

  • Rob Says:

    The reason he took so long over the aids cure was he was dithering about taking the envelope……

  • Jo Says:

    Eamonn Ryan wants to fine broadcasters for swearing? Dear God. That puts me right off him. That’s what happens when we put handsome men in the Dáil. How awful!

  • Johnny5 Says:

    I’m Brian and so is my wife.

  • Peadar Says:

    Eamon Ryan? Handsome?

  • Tinman18 Says:

    Have a look at Green Ink’s site, Jo (I can’t do links) and see if you still think that.

  • Giver O'Shite Says:

    Not only am I in favour of swearing in the Dail, but fistfights too.

    Whoever proposed the swearing fine probably deserves a shoeing, the little gickerlicker

  • problemchildbride Says:

    A heartfelt plea, Twenty. But know that there are few words more filthy and which show such contempt as the word flipper. I blush to use it here.

    As for that other word “that word which our mothers brought us up to shun and eschew

    My mother taught me to eschew that word with my mouth-closed and woe-betide me if I didn’t. I would be beaten and likened to willy-dribble and then made to stand in the corner and recite “I will not say fuckers” for the rest of the day.

    But these days? There’s no decency these days. No effin’ decency at all. Ireland’s brought low this day.

  • maggot Says:

    The Spanish ? Now they have an action packed parliament.

    Antonio Tejero, where are you now ?

  • morgor the gamer Says:

    wow, gambia sounds like a nice place to be.
    very logical i’d say.

    How long til the next massacre there do you think?

  • Puerile Pish Says:

    Building on Giver’s idea , it would be funnier to have wrestling in the centre of the Dail although Brian and Enda in spandex would not be for the fainthearted.

  • maggot Says:

    I’d pay good money to see Mary Harney in a Black Leather corset, stilettos and fishnet tights beating Cowen with a whip!

  • porridge Says:

    just type “fight parliament” into youtube and see how it should be done. bolivia and taiwan seem to be best.

  • Peadar Says:

    Enda wouldn’t stand a chance against Cowen in a wrestling match. Biffo would flatten him. Could anyone in the house take him?
    Harney would probably give him a good fight but I still think Cowen would come out on top

  • maggot Says:

    Cowen on top of Harney – a disturbing image

  • Tinman18 Says:

    Jesus, maggot, I’ve got that image stuck in my head now

  • maggot Says:

    Here’s something to shift it Tinman – Harney and Roseanne Barr naked mudwrestling.

  • Peadar Says:

    lovely

  • Tinman18 Says:

    In Russia a political meeting with Gary Kasparov was interrupted by a flying penis, a thing like a mini-helicopter but in the shape of a knob.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbnySBqioB0

    Sorry, still can’t do links

  • Twenty Major Says:

    maggot, you are one warped motherfucker.

  • Tinman18 Says:

    Oh, wow, did one without meaning to.

  • Monkey Balls Says:

    Way to go Tinman!

    Amazing what you can find on YouTube by typing ‘Russian Cock’ in the search box!

  • Tinman18 Says:

    Actually, I typed ‘Russian Flying Cock’…

  • Holemaster Says:

    Mary Harney using Willie O’Dea as a dildo.

  • Monkey Balls Says:

    “What, Mary Harney is dead?”

    “Yeah, apparently she OD’ed on Willie”

  • SuperGrover Says:

    I am surprisingly quiet on this thread today

  • Monkey Balls Says:

    Getcher fingers out lads! I’m not doing this on me own. I have me own blog to look after y’know?

  • organdonor Says:

    how’s the wanky shit slinging going MB?

  • SAm crea Says:

    these posts are too long.. I need short funny posts, and lots of them.. I’m MTV generation it seems – even though we only had RTE…

    WE ARE NOT your publishers, we are not impressed with word count!!

  • SuperGrover Says:

    I always see ‘Donate’ buttons on websites (Maria’s link).
    Are they serious? What am I supposed to think? – “oh, that was amusing, here’s a tenner”.

    Or a twenty?

  • Holemaster Says:

    Pavarotti left all his clothes to Mary Harney in his will.

  • Holemaster Says:

    I’m off to the loo, anyone wanna guess the colour and substance?

  • SuperGrover Says:

    loose and beige

  • Tinman18 Says:

    Maggot, have a look at Netiquette Nazi in Maria’s link, she looks right up your street

  • Tinman18 Says:

    HM, I’d say it’s white and made of porcelain – my loo is anyway…

  • Monkey Balls Says:

    Holemaster, stick me down for a tenner on a pale brown floater.

  • Peadar Says:

    greeny brown & moist

  • Tinman18 Says:

    I’m sitting at my desk eating a packet of chocolate peanuts, so could you please all fuck off with your poo guesses? Thanks

  • Peadar Says:

    Holemaster, to make this easier tell us what you’ve eaten (or drank) in the last 24 hours

  • Monkey Balls Says:

    Tinman, is it a big packet? Do you chew them properly? If your answers are ‘Yes’ and ‘No’, stick me down for a very liquidy squirter with lots of small floaty bits.

  • Monkey Balls Says:

    Holemaster, you’re a very long time in there.
    Are you having trouble flushing it away?
    Did I win?

  • Tinman18 Says:

    The answers are ‘yes’ and ‘I tend to eat about six at one go’, so I’m thinking pebble dash – oh, shag off, now I’m at it..

  • Holemaster Says:

    Right, well, I suppose you could say it was a two act play.

    Having being very busy so far today, I was suppressing the urge so to speak for a few hours, hence the next bus came along and something had to give.

    Act 1:
    Dark brown, the consistency not unlike a toffee crisp held under arm pit for about 10 minutes. Not quite a clean finish, left the feeling of more to come, the door ajar I suppose you could say.

    Act 2:
    Sure enough, the next bus came along rather more rushed. More purpose to this one, not the lazy blasé style of the last. Firm, unambiguous, like a good hand shake.

    There you are.

  • SuperGrover Says:

    We all lost our money. Holemaster, are you really that chick off The Real Hustle scamming us with poo con tricks?

  • Monkey Balls Says:

    Holemaster, you can fuckin’ whistle for your tenner. I’m not giving it to you without photographic evidence.

  • Peadar Says:

    Extremely descriptive and informative Holemaster, well done. I’m sure even Tinman enjoyed it

  • Tinman18 Says:

    Trust me Peadar, I didn’t, though I did admire it

  • Holemaster Says:

    I’ll donate the moneys received to charity, promise.

    Oops, Act 3 just went off.

  • Jo Says:

    What is it about men and talking about their shit? It’s so creepy. I’m scared to think what the flow comparisons would be like if you menstruate.

    I read a disturbing fact about Hitler – he was a coprophiliac, and could only get off by lying under a glass table with a woman squatting above him, taking a shit.

    Not so healthy. Or perhaps you’d disagree?

  • Twenty Major Says:

    I read a disturbing fact about Hitler – he was a coprophiliac, and could only get off by lying under a glass table with a woman squatting above him, taking a shit.

    So that’s where maggot gets it from.

  • Holemaster Says:

    “coprophiliac”

    I’m a cop-a-feel-iac

  • Giver O'Shite Says:

    Well it took as many as 76 comments for this thread to turn to shit (literally). That’s up from recent threads. It’s all getting a bit highbrow around here.

  • Tinman18 Says:

    I read a disturbing fact about Hitler – he was a coprophiliac, and could only get off by lying under a glass table with a woman squatting above him, taking a shit.

    How do you find out that that’s what turns you on? Do you just try it & half way through go “no, sorry, gross”? How could you look a woman in the eye after that (don’t say it, maggot).

  • Holemaster Says:

    Some people hoard their work in plastic bags and can’t let them go, same with hair or nail clippings. Don’t know what the condition is called though.

    You are right Jo, it is odd, this talk of turd.

  • Giver O'Shite Says:

    I believe that may not be the only disturbing fact about Hitler

  • SuperGrover Says:

    What is it called when you like doggy style with a woman wearing a duffle coat with the hood up and fake ears and tail pinned on?

    Not that I, you know, just wondering…

  • Tinman18 Says:

    Depends which one is wearing the duffle coat, SG. One is called kinky sex, and the other is, oh, also kinky sex

  • Holemaster Says:

    Ah hah hah

  • Holemaster Says:

    Getting back to Brian Cowen.. I’d say he plants a sturdy one in the Armitage.

  • Jo Says:

    You’re a furry, Supergrover. I think it can get more sophisticated than duffle coats – and god bless your innocence, ‘pinned on’:http://www.extremerestraints.com/fox-tail-anal-plug_371.html

  • Puerile Pish Says:

    Germans are well known for their love of combining sex and faeces. They also produce the most manky porn in the world.

  • Puerile Pish Says:

    I generally try to avoid sweeping generalisations but I can assure you that Germans are generally filthy fuckers (literally)

  • Jo Says:

    whoops, messed up the link: you might not want to access this site in work, though the pic’s ok

    http://www.extremerestraints.com/fox-tail-anal-plug_371.html

  • SuperGrover Says:

    Yeah, might skip that one Jo. But you could describe it…

  • organdonor Says:

    I’d say they have to send a Miner Bird in there after him before anyone else can use the loo ..

  • SAm crea Says:

    Jesus Jo, are you the ultimate desperate Housewife…

  • Puerile Pish Says:

    Fuck I have just been reported to the web police. Anyone got a job?

  • Jo Says:

    Nah, I just read a lot.

  • Monkey Balls Says:

    Jo, if you get a chance, could you find me a monkey-tail, and maybe some red arse-paint?

    Cheers!

  • Jo Says:

    I did have to do a search for it, I didn’t have it bookmarked or anything :)

  • Jo Says:

    Heh, isn’t there a band called the Red House Painters? The Red Arse Painters sound more entertaining.

  • Jo Says:

    Miner bird… I corrected a kid’s story recently with a Macaw in it, but he spelt it ‘McAugh’. I thought that was cute.

  • Monkey Balls Says:

    Yeah Jo, we’ll overlook the fact that you kinda need to know what you’re looking for.

    Did you notice that the bunny-tail was sold out? I was disappointed with that meself, until I discovered that a loo-brush does exactly the same job for about one-tenth of the price.

  • SAm crea Says:

    PP, are yo serious? Hello PP’s boss. Your a cunt. SAck him, he’s a dosser. And I seem to rememeber him using the word flipper at least once…

  • SAm crea Says:

    Did anybody else get the yellow slippery floor warning photo yet, with john Terry on it? Maggot and the boys are quick off the mark today… suppose they had no natural disaster/political scandal to deal with..

  • Holemaster Says:

    “Miner bird… I corrected a kid’s story recently with a Macaw in it, but he spelt it ‘McAugh’. I thought that was cute.”

    Mc Awwww

    You must be a pretty cool teacher Jo.

  • Jo Says:

    until I discovered that a loo-brush does exactly the same job for about one-tenth of the price.

    Aw, loo-brush, Jesus!

  • organdonor Says:

    Hahahahahaha…

  • Monkey Balls Says:

    What, Jo? Brings a tear to your eye, does it?

  • SAm crea Says:

    MB, I see they are bringing out some game or other on the WEE, with your name on it, are you getting paid??

  • Monkey Balls Says:

    Fuckin’ right I am. Where do they live?

  • Twenty Major Says:

    Fuck I have just been reported to the web police. Anyone got a job?

    I hear the web police are looking for people.

  • Jo Says:

    You’re a traditionalist, Twenty.

  • organdonor Says:

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  • organdonor Says:

    Sega Make Super Monkey Ball..

  • Monkey Balls Says:

    PP, me and a mate are setting up a Gambling/Dating/Porn site soon. We have it sussed, but are on the look-out for blokes who can type in a foreign accent and sound like a bird. Interested?

  • organdonor Says:

    Whats it gonna be called
    “Bet you have to pay for sex.com”?

  • SAm crea Says:

    i tpye lkei a bird,

    Big Bird…

  • Tinman18 Says:

    Senor Balls, you can counting me in, big boy

  • Tinman18 Says:

    What d’ya reckon?

  • Jo Says:

    Senior Balls?

  • Monkey Balls Says:

    Tinman, yer in. Start on Monday.

    SAm, we’re keeping you on file.

  • SAm crea Says:

    Wow, I’m on file, again, thats what the policeman said to me too, after the stalking incident…

  • Tinman18 Says:

    No, Jo, that’s Spanish. I just realised that if I’d asked what he was wearing I’d be going in at supervisor level.

  • Pad Says:

    I just saw Rosie Ryan running through the park and a big Guard chasing her…Mother says get welding rods and jam, on your way home.

  • Pinkie Says:

    “Twinky Major”

    I just spat my chicken and brown sauce sambo onto my already fucked laptop. That was funny.

  • maggot the warped motherfucker Says:

    maggot, you are one warped motherfucker.

    Appreciat the compliment – that’s why I’m your wriggly chum!

    Jo I read a disturbing fact about Hitler – he was a coprophiliac, and could only get off by lying under a glass table with a woman squatting above him, taking a shit.

    Twenty So that’s where maggot gets it from.

    Careful now – or when my mother, Mrs Blowfly, gets back from laying her eggs on PP …..

  • maggot the warped motherfucker Says:

    Some disturbing comments from Jo on this thread! In my day teahers put a Dunce’s cap on silly children ( after a trashing ), the

    http://www.extremerestraints.com/fox-tail-anal-plug_371.html

    is going a bit far, even if you do work in the channel Islands!

    ( repeats Jo’s warning about accessing that site at work )

  • Pad Says:

    After a trashing, thats how we got our oats.

  • Jo Says:

    I tought dat was treshing

  • Pad Says:

    This is not the time to split straws?

  • RandomNoise Says:

    Thought you split hairs.

  • Jo Says:

    Maybe it depends how big your fingers are… needs must…

  • Jo Says:

    Hey Twenty, can you make your comments more fancy? I noticed on Fústar’s blog there are buttons for the lazy of finger to bolden, italicise, do quotes etc.

  • RandomNoise Says:

    Sorry Jo, there’s no way to italicise or embolden or strikethrough on this blog.

    It’s simple, and that’s the way I, for one, like it.

    Nothing fancy, no sireee bob. Sorry – sireeee jo.

  • RandomNoise Says:

    I could tell you how to do it Jo, but the Monkey Balls would kill me. He explains it on his blog – it was earlier this month so just scroll down the main page and you’ll see the entry. There’s a link to copy and paste into your browser bar and all shall be revealed.

  • Jo Says:

    No, no, I know how to do it. Well, not strikethrough, but if it involves typing stikethrough every time, I can’t be arsed. I’d just rather click once and be done with it…

  • Puerile Pish Says:

    Fuck the web police, I have just applied for a job with extremerestraints.com as a product tester. the nipple pumps look particularly interesting.

  • maggot the warped motherfucker Says:

    Just spoke to the sister who was at QUB today – Bertie was there receiving some phony degree – she says he’s smaller, more perfectly formed and a good deal more tanned than one would expect.

    An unpleasnat experience.

  • Jo Says:

    ew, nipple pumps? for inflation?

    Still, no doubt Extreme Restraints can help you out with your quest to fuck the web police. :)

    Maggot,I bet Bertie’s feeling happy. Did you read the dramatisation of his desiscion to resign by Roddy Doyle in the Saturday IT a month or so ago? It was very sympathetic…

  • Jo Says:

    Did anyone check out Maria’s Allcaps link? Very funny. To be posted at all shouters from now on.

  • J J Allin Says:

    Another leader and twenty starts, what a surprize. Mate you are such a t w a t!

  • Jo Says:

    I thought he was being sarcastic about the sensitivities of the Irish Broadcasting collective. As if to say that we should not be making such a big deal about somebody saying ‘fuckers’.

    So not starting so much.

    but perhaps I’m, perhaps he is being a twat nonetheless.

  • Holemaster Says:

    Someone tell me to go to bed.

  • B Says:

    At least the public won’t be half as forgiving with his flaws as the were with the last fella.

  • kev 2 Says:

    he could have said “those feckers”and avoided all this controversy , fuckin silly bollix…

  • Al Nolan Says:

    Ride me sideways, that was another one.

  • Tinman18 Says:

    Another one of what? Another thing Brian Cowen said to Mary Coughlan?

  • GLUAISTEAN Says:

    VERY FUNNY TWENTY – HOPE THAT YOUR BOOK IS AS HUMOUROUS, BUT WE WILL LET THE BUYING PUBLIC PROVE HOW GREAT (GIGGLE) YOUR WIT REALLY IS….

  • Pinch of Salt Says:

    LA LA LA MY LOBOTOMY HOLE IS ITCHING AGAIN (GIGGLE)

  • SJL Says:

    Cowen is Taoiseach, twisters kill four in Kansas,
    Coldplay releases fourth(?) CD. Good lord, what’s next, Damien Rice is the pope?

    Cuntchops
    I’m using that in the future.

  • Loudmouth Lad Says:

    Jaysus, that’s a fierce number of comments about poor BIFFO. Sure the man’s only human and wasn’t afraid to show it at the first opportunity. As long as he doesn’t go off and cause an international incident like Leslie Nielson in Police Squad/Naked Gun insulting the Chinese ambassador or something similar then he’s not really doing that much harm. Still wouldn’t vote for the fecker but it could be worse.

    All the best,

    Lad

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