Serious discussion of the Lisbon Treaty
Posted on | May 13, 2008 | 185 Comments
“How are you going to vote on the Lisbon treaty, Jimmy?”, asked Splodge.
“I haven’t really given it too much thought, I have to say. I’m vehemently opposed to doing anything that Fianna Fail or Fine Gael or the PDs or Labour think is a good idea but voting no would be siding with Sinn Fein, and those cocksmokers can go fuck themselves. So, having now considered all my options I shall abstain from voting altogether”.
“And you, Ron?”, he asked.
“I think, bar the influx of Romanian thieves that plague this city like flea ridden rats, the EEC, or whatever the fuck they call it these days, has been good for Ireland. People talk about us losing sovereignty but sovereignty is a hugely overrated concept and frankly the cunts that might make more decisions from Brussels can’t be any worse than the cunts we elect over here. So for that reason I think I’ll vote yes if I can be arsed actually closing up my bar to go and vote. Which I probably won’t. So it doesn’t really matter.”
“Twenty”, said Splodge again, “what’s your take on this whole situation?”
“I’m with Jimmy in that anything the political parties want, I don’t. However, there’s some talk that our neutrality might be affected if we say yes so I’m leaning towards the yes vote because I think we need to be less neutral. We’ve turned into a nation of affected, manscara wearing metrosexuals. Where is the spirit of the great Celtic warriors? Where are our ginger beards and heavy clubs with which to batter people about the head? Ireland needs to get into a bit of a war to toughen us up. Our youngsters, bar the odd Limerick rapper, are all a bunch of fucking pussies. Some shooting and bayoneting and scimitar action would sort them and future generations out. We could start small, invade the Isle of Man for a bit of practice. Then get right in there and war about the place like proper men. So yes for me, if I can drag myself away from writing my second book that the publishers are keen to have finished sooner rather than later playing my Playstation. Which I probably won’t be able to do so it’s all academic anyway.”
“Pete?”
“I’m voting ‘penis’”
“What?”
“I’m going to draw a great big penis on the ballot paper. If I can be bothered going all that way when I could just stay at home and draw penises on my sketch pad.”
“What about you, Splodge?”
“I’m voting no”.
“How come?”
“Well, I don’t give a fuck about us losing our neutrality, about lack of sovereignty, loss of vetoes, whether or not we have a expenses fiddling, fancy lunch eating commissioner, changes in civil rights or anything else. The reason I’m voting no is because Lisbon is in Portugal and Cristiano Ronaldo comes from Portugal and Cristiano Ronaldo is the biggest cunt on earth so I’m not voting yes to the biggest cunt on earth unless the vote is to torture him to death in front his mother, the cunt”.
“Can’t fucking argue with that”, said Ron.
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VOTE NO TO LISBON. VOTE NO TO RONALDO.
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May 13th, 2008 @ 12:45 am
tink i’ll vote maybe!
May 13th, 2008 @ 1:16 am
Vote yes.
If you vote no you are saying “we’ve bled them dry; fuck them”
Typical greedy attitude by the typical racist paddy of the 21st century.
Vote yes; don’t make me ashamed to be Irish.
May 13th, 2008 @ 3:39 am
Heh, “racist paddy”. Here, Pot, I have Mr Kettle on line 2, he says you’re black.
Cheers wenty, at last a succinct and relevant reaoning of the issues behind Lisbon. More informative than the mainstream media anyway.
May 13th, 2008 @ 5:26 am
Heh, ‘wenty’.
Talk more about ginger bearded Celt types, it was very mythic. Am amused by the voting ‘penis option’, but I’ve just read the last bit about torturing Ronaldo to death in front of his mother, and realised I didn’t read this properly and that now I wish I hadn’t.
Off to war with you, then, Wenty. Enjoy.
May 13th, 2008 @ 6:13 am
he’s a good football player, even if he is a big vagina
May 13th, 2008 @ 6:50 am
Don’t whine on about the assholes in power over there – the bigger assholes are the thick paddies that can’t be bothered actually getting up of their lazy ‘I’m entitled to me pint and me dole’ arses and get information about why they should vote….
Laugh it up Bhoys – but the writing is on the wall for any of you that haven’t a hell of a good income now and an even bigger bank balance against whats coming down the tracks at you.
The Knackers have a better work ethic than most of you!
May 13th, 2008 @ 8:06 am
Holy fuckballs Gluaistean you’re a proper fucking wanker and there is no doubt about that.
“Don’t whine about the assholes in power over thre” Where the fuck are you? are you one of the cunts who left the country but checks in from afar to tut tut at it and chastise us for stayin. You’re a fucking wanker, go fuck yourself.
May 13th, 2008 @ 8:19 am
Lisbon Treaty, what a load of shit! I’ve been listening to debates on the radio about this for the past 4 weeks or so and not one fucker talking about it makes any sense. The latest gem has to be “Don’t worry if you don’t understand what the treaty entails or if you think its overally complicated and poorly written, just vote yes and all will be well”. What kind of shite direction is that? My mind was made up once that smug ex-leader of ours declared that it would be an act of sheer lunacy if the Irish people did not return a “Yes” vote. If in doubt, leave it out.
May 13th, 2008 @ 8:38 am
Twenty, whats this about neutrality? There’s nothing in the Irish constitution about neutrality, it’s just government policy.
May 13th, 2008 @ 8:59 am
Ronaldo is a cuntfuck – he’s a pretty boy diving waste of space who consistently bottles it on the big occasions (maybe except the penalty on the weekend) and is largely annonymous when man u are in europe.
There is no discussion on the treaty in the media – seems to be divided into “it’s too tricky to read it, so vote yes” (as LC said), or “it’s soooo tricky, vote no”.
The neutrality question is that Lisbon expands the EU Rapid Reaction Force thingy which will mean Irash troops serving more in conflice zones. Not a bad thing really.
Think I’m leaning towards No, just cos it’s been snuck through in too many other EU countries.
May 13th, 2008 @ 9:01 am
“Irash troops serving more in conflice zones”
Jesus. Spelling is on fire this morning. Coffee please.
May 13th, 2008 @ 9:08 am
I am sensing… animosity
May 13th, 2008 @ 9:28 am
Hng a minute, which way am I meant to vote, twenty? You haven’t been very clear
May 13th, 2008 @ 9:34 am
If Ireland votes no to the Lisbon Treaty thing then you will never, ever win the Eurovision Song Contest ever again.
May 13th, 2008 @ 9:38 am
That’s quit possible anyway cogly,
Though if it’s a no vote, we’ll get the ‘try again there lads’ nudge.
May 13th, 2008 @ 9:47 am
Its times like these you just need sound advice from those you trust. Im waiting for Ray D’arcy to tell me what to do. God bless you Ray.
May 13th, 2008 @ 9:49 am
Haven’t got a rashers Ibanez.
May 13th, 2008 @ 9:52 am
cant stand any politicans, read in the Dublin Bible(herald) yesterday that Brian Cowen had warned his Cabinet to keep quiet, there was to be no leaks. So out comes some bitch from Fianna Gael to say, it reminds her of the phone tapping incident in the eighties??????? What was worse was the penises in the herald even gave her the time of day…
May 13th, 2008 @ 9:53 am
then were all DOOOOOMED, doomed I tells ya.
May 13th, 2008 @ 9:53 am
Oh and I think Ill vote Penis as well..
May 13th, 2008 @ 10:09 am
I don’t know much about this Lesbian Treaty.
Does it mean we get more mickey-dodgers, or less? In what manner are they being distributed? (There’s no point if they don’t come in pairs.)
And what’s the big fuss about them joining the Army? Sure aren’t half of them in there already.
May 13th, 2008 @ 10:10 am
Im going for the fourth option and voting massive hairy flange
May 13th, 2008 @ 10:22 am
Thanks for clearing everything up for me Ass-per-usual.
I had completely forgotten how hairy Lesbians actually are.
Put me down for a resounding YES! I love a bit of flange with a fringe.
May 13th, 2008 @ 10:26 am
I’d say Ronaldo scored more goals this season than there are people who are bothered to vote
May 13th, 2008 @ 10:28 am
I’d say “Fuck off and find a football-related blog to bore similar-minded retards on.”
Or at least use the word “Cunt”
May 13th, 2008 @ 10:29 am
hehe good post.
the whinging pussy’s always worried about their neutrality piss me off.
We’re quite obviously on the side of wealthy european countries and america.
We’re just too cheap to back it up with soldiers like every other country in our “team”.
May 13th, 2008 @ 10:30 am
I’d say “Fuck off and find a football-related blog to bore similar-minded retards on.”
Or at least use the word “Cunt”
nicely said monkey balls.
May 13th, 2008 @ 10:33 am
Some examples Anto;
I’d say that Ronaldo cunt scored more goals this season than there are people who are bothered to vote
or;
I’d say Ronaldo scored more goals this season than there are cunts who are bothered to vote
or better still;
I’m a cunt, and I’d say Ronaldo scored more goals this season than there are people who are bothered to vote
May 13th, 2008 @ 11:02 am
Hey, another scorcher today!
Thank fuck I’m still entitled to me dole and me beer!
How are things in the office, love?
May 13th, 2008 @ 11:03 am
you’re a lazy cunt MB.
May 13th, 2008 @ 11:07 am
I am happy to work indoors in order to pay taxes so that monkeyballs can get the scratcher and do fuckall except drink beer in the sun. Better than more roads. Seriously. At least it’s getting used for something good.
May 13th, 2008 @ 11:09 am
Morgor, you could just as easily not have your name linked to a site if you have nothing to link to.
May 13th, 2008 @ 11:11 am
morgor, I’ll have you know that I have to go downstairs to the fridge every time I need another cold can.
(Still have a few empty flagon bottles lying around though, so I save on trips to the jacks.)
May 13th, 2008 @ 11:18 am
Super G, leave Morgor alone. The guy has Super-Powers. He cycles home from the pub.
Mess with him at your peril.
(He’s also adept at grassing you up to your girlfriend, but I doubt you have any worries in that respect.)
May 13th, 2008 @ 11:20 am
I take it all back MB.
You’re dedicated, focused and amazing.
May 13th, 2008 @ 11:27 am
Fuck you MB. I was all for subsidising your waster lifestyle. Now I want my money back so I can give it to hospital consultants.
You two are gay homo bennies.
May 13th, 2008 @ 11:31 am
I am totally immune to being offended Morgor. I am lazy, and I’ll be the first to admit it, but contrary to what a lot of people might be misled into believing, I have a job.
I was working last night. I got stoned, watched a few DVDs, (Shaolin Soccer is hilarious!), and then slept for a few hours until it was time to come home again.
Through laziness and neglect on my part, the postman just dropped another dole-cheque through the letterbox. More beer money. If I can resist getting too sloshed, I just might drop down to the SW Office and sign-off.
Then again…..
May 13th, 2008 @ 11:40 am
Men that don’t like football are women.
May 13th, 2008 @ 11:46 am
Bertie says vote yes, so vote yes.
I can’t put into words how much I hate that cunt ronaldo.
MB are you a security guard? Best job for lazy wasters
May 13th, 2008 @ 11:51 am
He can’t be a security guard he speaks English.
If politicians are telling us to vote Yes, be warned it will lead to a right royal shafting.
May 13th, 2008 @ 11:58 am
I’m still reading the Nice treaty information pamphlet for suck fake.
May 13th, 2008 @ 12:06 pm
J5 tongued so many mens assholes that he can’t tell right from wrong anymore.
This is what makes him watch football.
May 13th, 2008 @ 12:06 pm
Yes, I am the worst security-guard in the whole wide world. It’s better than working. Being capable of speaking English only means I have the job for life if I want. Anything goes wrong, I just blame Johnny Foreigner. It’s not like he can defend himself.
Now, back on topic, I’m still waiting for my leaflet on the Lesbian Treaty to arrive in the post. I have no idea what it’s all about, but here’s my wishlist;
1. All butch lesbians, off to Spike Island! Immediately.
2. A maximum of 3 items of clothing allowed on any one lesbian at any given time, including shoes and underwear. (A pair of shoes = 2 items)
3. Government grants available for production of Homemade Lesbian Videos, which are then distributed freely among the straight male population.
4. Mortgage relief for first time lesbian buyers who do not install curtains.
5. A weekly all-nude Lesbia-thon, broadcast live from The Point every Friday night, replacing the Late Late Show, and hosted by yours truly.
Is it really too much to ask for?
May 13th, 2008 @ 12:06 pm
Vote No. They’re up to something.
May 13th, 2008 @ 12:08 pm
If you can tell me what’s gay about tonguing mens areseholes I’d be delighted to hear it.
May 13th, 2008 @ 12:10 pm
as long as you don’t enjoy it, it’s ok
May 13th, 2008 @ 12:11 pm
J5 is right (for a change) What kind of a man doesn’t like football? For fuck sake!
May 13th, 2008 @ 12:12 pm
J5, i actually can’t think of any comeback to that. . .
you cunt.
May 13th, 2008 @ 12:13 pm
So these cunts are teling us to vote “Yes” if confussed. Are they for fucking real. Tell them to fuck off and explain it properly by voting NO.
May 13th, 2008 @ 12:13 pm
J5 is right (for a change) What kind of a man doesn’t like football?
A Newcastle supporter….
May 13th, 2008 @ 12:13 pm
right about football I mean, not the other thing. Fucking queer
May 13th, 2008 @ 12:15 pm
Football is gayer than tennis.
I actually can’t think of a gayer sport than football, maybe golf, hmm not really, cricket, no at least they still have wooden bats. erm . . . handball.
yeah, handball, football. they’re on a par.
May 13th, 2008 @ 12:16 pm
ballet dancing is gayer than football.
but that’s not really a sport i suppose.
May 13th, 2008 @ 12:18 pm
bumming is gayer than ice skating
May 13th, 2008 @ 12:18 pm
Oh yeah, almost forgot that Ronaldo is a proper maderia cake eating, diving, portugeezing, cheating cunt….
May 13th, 2008 @ 12:18 pm
ice skating should only be watched when it is female solo. and then with rapt attention
May 13th, 2008 @ 12:19 pm
I bet morgor goes shopping in Ikea with his girlfriend whenever the football’s on, the horrendous fucking benny that he is.
May 13th, 2008 @ 12:22 pm
Is benny the greatest word ever?
May 13th, 2008 @ 12:22 pm
SG, not in J5′s book.
Some sports look gay but aren’t. (cage fighting).
Others look more manly but are actually gayer (American football is way gayer than rugby).
Others are strictly gay but have a straight mans following ie football, faggot italians wearing shorts pretending to be injured while dancing with balls.
May 13th, 2008 @ 12:24 pm
I would vote for hairy flanges too.
Is Dana still singing her sweet songs ?
May 13th, 2008 @ 12:37 pm
I’m voting yes as it looks like ill need EU help to get me out of beirut although going back to Irland for the summer is almost as unappealing as staying here with the mad bastards walking around with RPG strapped to their backs.
But I agree that Ireland needs to have more involvemnet with wars , you don’t see any of the fighters here wearing mascara or wearing poncy shirts with a nig polo player on the front.
May 13th, 2008 @ 12:39 pm
Vote NO, then in three months time, vote YES.
May 13th, 2008 @ 12:39 pm
J5 is a professional dancer who wears exclusively Prada.
He watches “Sex in the City” religiously with his female friends who value his smutty insights into relationships.
He flits from sugar daddy to sugar daddy like a butterfly.
or so the private detective informed me.
May 13th, 2008 @ 12:42 pm
J5 is a professional dancer who wears exclusively Prada.
He watches “Sex in the City” religiously with his female friends who value his smutty insights into relationships.
He flits from sugar daddy to sugar daddy like a butterfly.
or so the private detective informed me.
All true. I still like football though and as such I am not gay.
so go felch a young lad, morgor, you horrible little queer
May 13th, 2008 @ 12:46 pm
What do you call a queer on a tram?
Benny on the Luas.
(Might only be understood by a small number of Dubs born in early ’70s)
May 13th, 2008 @ 12:47 pm
Excuse me macdara.
What the fuck is a “nig polo player” when it’s at home?
If it’s what it looks like, I hope your get a mortar bomb up the hole, like right now!
May 13th, 2008 @ 12:55 pm
Morgor what happened to the spaghetti link??
I can watch only match of the day, as brain cant deal with 90 mins,
..unless I have a bet on…
Or its the world cup…
May 13th, 2008 @ 1:01 pm
MB – re nig polo player. I’m thinking N is beside B on the keyboard
May 13th, 2008 @ 1:01 pm
I remember Brain Cant. He used to be on Playschool back in the 70s
May 13th, 2008 @ 1:03 pm
men’s team sports in general are gay. any excuse to dress up in natty little uniforms, mince around in front of large groups of frustrated male supporters who wish they were as good at being gay as the players and have the occasional public group fondle. all of which makes women’s team sports (excepting gaa and camogie) very exciting indeed. oh yes
May 13th, 2008 @ 1:06 pm
well spotted SuperG. Never would’ve noticed that meself.
Still think macdara is a cubt though!
May 13th, 2008 @ 1:19 pm
benny on the luas – nice one, holemaster.
(dublin, late 60s)
May 13th, 2008 @ 1:23 pm
I was born in ’61. I don’t get this “Benny On The Luas” thing.
Will some kind soul please explain it to me?
May 13th, 2008 @ 1:25 pm
Based on an old schoolyard joke…
Kid 1 – Are you a benny tied to a tree?
Kid 2 – No
Kid 1 – Benny on the loose!!
May 13th, 2008 @ 1:28 pm
Oh!
May 13th, 2008 @ 1:30 pm
Monkey Balls take your righteous head out of your arse you ignorant mother fucker. spot a spelling mistake when you see one it should have been Big Polo Player as in RL shirts.
But thanks for the vote of confidence and the death wish MF.
May 13th, 2008 @ 1:31 pm
Not as good as;
Kid 1 – Would you ride a Knacker for £20?
Kid 2 – Sure, why not?
Kid 1 – What about his wife?
May 13th, 2008 @ 1:32 pm
What sort of cunt would ride a knacker for £20 even it was a woman?
May 13th, 2008 @ 1:32 pm
Yeah, that one was popular too
May 13th, 2008 @ 1:38 pm
I’d love to ride a skanger. A proper skanger in a cheap tracksuit with 20 johnny blues in her knicker elastic.
May 13th, 2008 @ 1:41 pm
Jaysus, Holemaster, not exactly beyond the realms of possibility, is it?
Or do you really just love the fantasy?
May 13th, 2008 @ 1:42 pm
McD,
can you not afford an editor? I have about 3 spare ones, all fit-looking birds too, if you’re really stuck.
I’ve made spelling mistakes meself, but I usually see them sooner than anyone else, and I can correct them immediately. Your’s was what I would’ve termed ‘mortifyingly bad’. If I ever commit a similar atrocity, I’ll be changing me tag.
Now apologise to all the Niggers!
May 13th, 2008 @ 1:43 pm
* stands back *
May 13th, 2008 @ 1:43 pm
ps
I’m Black!
May 13th, 2008 @ 1:44 pm
Sorry, I meant Blank.
May 13th, 2008 @ 1:46 pm
oh my flying spaghetti monster link, meh, it’s not my website you know. I don’t have one.
Way too much effort.
try my new link, you’ll like it.
May 13th, 2008 @ 1:49 pm
That’s some job you have morgor. Wanna swap?
May 13th, 2008 @ 1:50 pm
I agree with the Lesbon Treaty but I don’t think they should be allowed to adopt.
May 13th, 2008 @ 1:51 pm
“Jaysus, Holemaster, not exactly beyond the realms of possibility, is it?
Or do you really just love the fantasy?”
My path never crosses with these people SuperGrover. I only ever see them disappear under the front of the Range Rover.
BTW, I don’t know how to do the reply thing with captured quoted text, I’m a spa.
May 13th, 2008 @ 1:51 pm
ok. meet me at the same place and we’ll swap underwear.
I think that counts as a legal contract.
May 13th, 2008 @ 1:53 pm
“BTW, I don’t know how to do the reply thing with captured quoted text, I’m a spa.”
Me neither. Yes you are.
May 13th, 2008 @ 1:53 pm
Getting drink for them from the offie is a good way in…
May 13th, 2008 @ 1:53 pm
Under 18 and all
May 13th, 2008 @ 1:56 pm
No worries Walter, old chum!
The impression I got off Questions & Answers last night was that every farmer was getting at least two, but the really fit ones are not allowed outside Dublin.
I wasn’t really paying much attention though, to be honest.
May 13th, 2008 @ 1:56 pm
now there’s a plan.
May 13th, 2008 @ 1:59 pm
Holemaster & Supergroover
I asked the same question here a while ago, and the replies I got fucked up the blog.
Hang on ’til I find you a guide, or I’ll do one meself and post a link.
Think of poor Twenty!
May 13th, 2008 @ 2:01 pm
Grand so.
How about we swap shite stories instead. I had pellets this morning.
May 13th, 2008 @ 2:05 pm
I have a new angle on this. Let it bake as long as possible until turtle’s head is reached. Then the whole thing will be quicker and easier. Don’t go scurrying to the jacks at the first back shiver.
May 13th, 2008 @ 2:06 pm
The perfect poo is the “lightly oiled banana”. No wiping required.
It’s been a few weeks, though.
May 13th, 2008 @ 2:06 pm
And the worst is the Guinness-induced Mr. Whippy.
May 13th, 2008 @ 2:09 pm
Pellets, eh? Could’ve been worse.
May 13th, 2008 @ 2:12 pm
Jesus, somebody bail me out here. The silence is deafening.
May 13th, 2008 @ 2:29 pm
you owe me one SG.
May 13th, 2008 @ 2:30 pm
You should have left him babbling into the ether about the poo.
May 13th, 2008 @ 2:30 pm
SuperGee – I think you have a very germanic interest in all things scatalogical – are you by any chance related to the royle family?
May 13th, 2008 @ 2:30 pm
Shit, forgot to change name back.
That’s better.
May 13th, 2008 @ 2:36 pm
Nah, I’m just willing to talk about the strange things that we all experience, yet are somehow taboo. It’s sort of a speciality.
May 13th, 2008 @ 2:40 pm
Talk of poo on this site is hardly taboo.
May 13th, 2008 @ 2:41 pm
Pooticles for example
May 13th, 2008 @ 2:43 pm
Formatting in Italics or Bold?
Step this way….
http://tinyurl.com/5kjbxh
May 13th, 2008 @ 2:43 pm
Maybe taboo is not ‘le mot juste’
May 13th, 2008 @ 2:45 pm
cool
May 13th, 2008 @ 2:46 pm
thanks monkeynuts
May 13th, 2008 @ 2:46 pm
Better still, skip my shite by using http://tinyurl.com/5opumu
May 13th, 2008 @ 2:47 pm
Let the record show that MB is a hero for explaining to us non geeks how to go bold or italic.
May 13th, 2008 @ 2:49 pm
That’s MonkeyNUTS!! to you, superG.
May 13th, 2008 @ 2:49 pm
Pooticles. Hahaha.
My missus sometimes accuses me of feeding her particles of poo when I lay an SBD on her.
It truly pisses her off. But my uncontrolled mirth usually wins her over.
Pooticles. I shall use that.
May 13th, 2008 @ 2:49 pm
does strikethrough work? test
if so, you just need an S instead of an i or a b.
May 13th, 2008 @ 2:50 pm
testMay 13th, 2008 @ 2:51 pm
ah, you gotta use the tag “strike” rather than just “s”.
May 13th, 2008 @ 2:52 pm
underline?
May 13th, 2008 @ 2:52 pm
test
May 13th, 2008 @ 2:52 pm
ah feck off then
May 13th, 2008 @ 2:55 pm
Randomnoise, you are too quick in your assumptions.
What Monkey Balls is really doing, is drumming up interest in his pathetic blog.
Then he began to feel guilty about it, and posted another link directly to the picture, which he can’t seem to be able to put on his blog.
Trust me, I know him better than you.
Altruistic bastard.
May 13th, 2008 @ 2:57 pm
what?
May 13th, 2008 @ 2:58 pm
demit anyway
May 13th, 2008 @ 2:58 pm
Monkeyballs does seem to be having trouble putting pictures on his blog.
RandomNoise is indeed altruistic.
I am not, however, a bastard.
Still loving
thisstuff.May 13th, 2008 @ 3:02 pm
underline work?
underpants work is better. . .
May 13th, 2008 @ 3:04 pm
Not you RN, I’m the altruistic bastard.
May 13th, 2008 @ 3:05 pm
You sure are MB, you sure are.May 13th, 2008 @ 3:05 pm
italicsstrikethrough
bold
May 13th, 2008 @ 3:09 pm
bra
intrainingMay 13th, 2008 @ 3:10 pm
g33k
May 13th, 2008 @ 3:18 pm
Wait a minute morgor. Were you referring to training-bras?
Respect!
May 13th, 2008 @ 3:24 pm
I wasn’t sure if anyone would notice.
You still love me MB.
May 13th, 2008 @ 3:47 pm
Damn diddley right I do!
Just back from the offy with a dozen fresh ones!
I’ll love you even more soon!
May 13th, 2008 @ 4:03 pm
I think Twenty should be writing his next book in the style of Mills and Boon. This torrid affair between MB and Morgor is getting quite racy and would make ideal subject matter.
May 13th, 2008 @ 4:05 pm
Yes, before you ask, it is a dozen Dutch Gold.
According to Johnny5 it’s no good for getting rid of the taste of another man’s anus from your mouth, but I like it.
May 13th, 2008 @ 4:07 pm
What is this Dutch Gold you speak of?
May 13th, 2008 @ 4:10 pm
Totally off subject If anyone wants evidence the Welsh are mental check this out
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/05/13/britain.vader.ap/index.html
May 13th, 2008 @ 4:11 pm
Hey, PP, what is it with you Scots and Wicklow? The only 2 Scots I have ever known living here were based in Wicklow. Is it the draw of the heather or some such…?
May 13th, 2008 @ 4:12 pm
Oh – deja vu.
Dutch gold is cheap and nasty and effective booze, which epitomised the “six cans for a fiver” student boozing.
Dunno if it’s a “torrid” man love affair we’re seeing, but it certainly is racy.
May 13th, 2008 @ 4:14 pm
SuperGrover it is the call of the sheep, all the free loving I can get at the weekend.
May 13th, 2008 @ 4:14 pm
Oh and a fair few knackers as well..
May 13th, 2008 @ 4:15 pm
can’t live with them, can’t live without them
May 13th, 2008 @ 4:17 pm
Anyone want a copy of a video I got – “Knacker young ones and Rohypnol 2″?
May 13th, 2008 @ 4:17 pm
And the only place I can find a pub that has not got a fucking theme , an excess of chrome fittings and a barmaid who is as ugly as sin but once told a tourist to fuck off when they asked for a Cinzano and lemonade.
May 13th, 2008 @ 4:18 pm
Here – did we decide anything about the treaty?
May 13th, 2008 @ 4:19 pm
Vote ‘whatEVER’
May 13th, 2008 @ 4:20 pm
If it is indeed the Lesbon Treaty (as defined by MB) vote YES, if its that other shite vote NO.
May 13th, 2008 @ 4:25 pm
Let them all in. I’ve seen a couple of DVDs in work, and these birds are no shrinking violets. They absolutely love being watched. Terrible show-offs, every one of them, and fit too!
May 13th, 2008 @ 4:29 pm
How dyo fix a swollen jaw?
May 13th, 2008 @ 4:29 pm
Not only that, but a lot of them are Nurses.
Now who amongst us can honestly say he couldn’t do with a bit more nursing, eh?
May 13th, 2008 @ 4:31 pm
bug, I just asked Nursie, and she says “Take the cock out of it.”
May 13th, 2008 @ 4:33 pm
Tried that for nearly 2hrs MB, little difference
May 13th, 2008 @ 4:34 pm
unswelling cream
May 13th, 2008 @ 4:38 pm
some kind of anti-viagra?
May 13th, 2008 @ 4:39 pm
Maybe stop making wisecracks at the big blokes down the boozer?
May 13th, 2008 @ 4:40 pm
alternatively, travel back in time to the weekend and don’t mouth off to bigger blokes ‘cos you are all braved up on whiskey
May 13th, 2008 @ 4:40 pm
wow, scary
May 13th, 2008 @ 4:43 pm
I thought you knew I was reading your mind already SG?
You and Brian, but he’s with his boyfriend now, so I’m trying to blank him out.
May 13th, 2008 @ 4:49 pm
Ah no, now you’ve mentioned brian he’ll appear to continue his never-ending quest to rid the world of….. stuff he doesn’t like.
May 13th, 2008 @ 4:49 pm
Dear Mr Major,
I have been teaching the world about God through the medium of song, and am disgusted at the content of your website, there is talk of sex and sodomy and all sorts of ungodly things.
I was also disgusted in the bestiality and knacker fucking. Can you please spare a thought for those of us who have found the light.
I am also not gay and I really did shag the tennis player.
May 13th, 2008 @ 4:50 pm
It’s easy to get him back. Just say that mass murderers are cunts. He hates that.
May 13th, 2008 @ 5:02 pm
Saw a poster today saying ‘people died for your freedom Vote No’ so i’m going to vote yes.
May 13th, 2008 @ 5:03 pm
As a Folly-Up to my earlier lesson on how to do Italics and Bold writing,
I still don’t know how to do that strike through stuff, so you’ll have to ask morgor, can I just point out something I wasn’t aware of until I’d been here a good while?If a Commenter’s name appears in Grey instead of Black, you can click on that name to go to their Website or Blog.
Try it out, on, let’s say MY name?
Hello?
May 13th, 2008 @ 5:06 pm
MB, is that faux FollyUp just an attempt to get people to live with you?
May 13th, 2008 @ 5:20 pm
I cannot tell a lie.
Yes!
May 13th, 2008 @ 5:26 pm
Only back from the jacks now. That was a long one, needed a step ladder to get clearance.
May 13th, 2008 @ 5:30 pm
Thank God for that Holemaster!
A lesser man would’ve struggled.
You are indeed, Master Of The Hole.
May 13th, 2008 @ 6:09 pm
Thanks lads, for the price of 30 cans,
the correct answer is amoxicillin.
Anyone hear about that punishment for detonating a nuclear device thingy? I’d have thought it would be death but its actually 5 years.
May 13th, 2008 @ 6:52 pm
DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO DO ALL CAPITALS???????QQQQQQQQQQ
May 13th, 2008 @ 6:58 pm
MB – how many Mario steering wheels do you have? I think this is something potential tenants would want to know.
May 13th, 2008 @ 10:59 pm
Hmmm, I see…
May 13th, 2008 @ 11:12 pm
I’m not reading nearly 200 comments, but surely I’m not the first to notice the cunt can’t even spell Lisburn?
May 14th, 2008 @ 12:26 am
haha – I do like the way everyone went on the piss at 6.58 though.
May 14th, 2008 @ 1:14 am
I hate Patricia McKenna…
This is only a tangenital point, but I felt my voice should be heard.
May 14th, 2008 @ 2:19 am
Puerile are you using Mr Richards Saintly Charm to attract people to your blog??
May 14th, 2008 @ 2:31 am
This is terrible. My opinion of you all is even less than it was before.
May 14th, 2008 @ 2:51 am
good.
May 14th, 2008 @ 8:42 am
MB and the Morgors I apologise for bringing football to the blog on a consistent basis, but Twenty did start it by mentioning Ronaldo in his post, so I thought today it was fair game. MB even I, a technical gobshite, know that names in grey brought me to blogs, where I have just read your very funny and practical sex tips for boys. Sadly no such guide was available in the late 70s and early 80′s when it was really needed!!
May 14th, 2008 @ 11:08 am
I suppose you are right Anto.
I’ll reluctantly admit.
May 14th, 2008 @ 1:26 pm
Yay!! Brians back :-)
May 14th, 2008 @ 2:20 pm
Woo hoo for the EU.
Basically all the Lisbon thing is about trying to make the EU work better. It’s a club that was set up with 6 members back in 57(?) and now has morphed into a gang of 27 but with the same rules as they had at the outset – rotating presidency, block initiatives you don’t like and stuff.
Only now 27 members means there’s a lot more scope for flakey governments to derail things than say 6. (Ever gone on holidays with more than 1 person – it’s politcally like that.) Ironically the biggest threat to stability is coming from the right – Poland had two oddball twins in power till last year and now Italy has elected Mr Mad again.
By the way if you don’t like the way the EU is going you should like maybe stop voting FF/FG (yeah, you the 70% of the population in Ireland and across the rest of the EU) and start voting more Labour/Green because ultimagely the EU reflects the political wishes of the majority.
Curiously despite this centre-right profile of EU states, the EU has still managed to pioneer lots of pro-consumer (read punter) legislation that would never have been passed in, say, Ireland (habitat, working hours, chemicals etc etc.). What’s more is what passes in the EU eventually affects what is passed in the rest of the world as if China/India/US/etc. want to sell stuff in the EU, they have to meet the standards here which are a lot f*cking higher than they are in Chine/India/US/etc.
EU – boring as hell but great.
May 14th, 2008 @ 5:26 pm
Fergal, I think you need to re-read the title of this article . . . “poo and wee blog” not “Serious discussion of the Lisbon Treaty” . . . oh . . . .
Gotta say though, I am an EU fan.
Non-regulation bananas can be dangerous you know.