32 comments

1. Ibanez says:

   Sklorp is the noise that suction pads make as you take them off the side of a wet skyscraper.

   May 10th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
   

2. Tony Perkins Ma says:

   That bloody shower curtain is getting in the way again.

   Hendrix Gin (was’nt he a Scotish Guitarist of some note – Blind Lemon Jefferson and not agent orange being the Les Paul of their time ) . Any way …. I’m off to Pen yr Bont to open a boyo sight with Leo Fender and Harley Mills. Great night but daylight hurts as my retinas drip sheep’s blood in aspic.

   Stream of unconcoiusness brought to you via the River Styx.Taxidermist needs something to …….

   May 10th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
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3. Xbox4NappyRash says:

   I poked myself in the eye with the empty champagne bottle I went to bed with last night.

   May 10th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
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4. Rob says:

   I woke up, fresh as the proverbial daisy at 8.00 this morning.

   Joined by my son who had decided in all his not yet 5 years old wisdom, that animal crackers constituted a nutricious breakfast. It being Saturday, I felt no need to disagree.

   I plan to laze around today reading Michael Palin’s Diary 1969-79.

   Leave a message, I might get back to you..

   May 10th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
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5. B says:

   are 13 hour work days legal?

   May 10th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
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6. Silly Old Sod says:

   I didn’t even know they had started a bridge, never mind finished it.

   May 10th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
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7. morgor the deranged says:

   mmm, i was undressed by my girlfriends college last night after drinking large amounts of someone elses beer.

   then the woman cooked me an ommelette and i’m off for a pub lunch.

   why can’t we always have weekends?

   May 10th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
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8. Ibanez says:

   anyone else got any stories?

   May 10th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
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9. Jus says:

   Morgor - you got undressed by an entire college? Is that code for something?

   May 10th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
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10. Rob says:

    I think Morgor meant to say that he got undressed by a collage.

    he has a mish-mash of pics and posters of Nailerzzzz on his bedroom wall….

    May 10th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
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11. maggot says:

    Is Bridgend in Norway ?

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20080510/tod-norway-vietnam-france-crime-offbeat-7f81b96.html

    May 10th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
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12. maggot says:

    testing

    May 10th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
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13. Jus says:

    haha Rob, that’s much more scary!

    May 10th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
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14. Jo says:

    I thought he meant he got undressed in proximity to a college, like on College Green…

    May 10th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
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15. Monkey Balls says:

    Look, I know Morgor, and I think I’m qualified to translate his gibberish for you all;

    mmm, i stripped down to my jocks outside my girlfriends college last night after drinking large amounts of someone else’s piss.

    somehow i ended up back home, where me ma cooked me a cabbage ommelette, which put me completely off a pub lunch.

    why can’t we always have wii-kends?

    May 10th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
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16. Jus says:

    Jo - I’ve re-read. That’s makes much more sense! I don’t know what I was thinking. But then, with some of the folk on here, you just never know!

    May 10th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
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17. Shane says:

    I’m not sure if what happened last night was real or not. I’m waiting for the phone calls to verify.

    May 10th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
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18. Monkey Balls says:

    Hey Jus! Cool name!U FRKing? ME2!!!!!;)

    bUZZuL8R

    May 10th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
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19. Jus says:

    Pardon?

    May 10th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
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20. Monkey Balls says:

    Nly MSSn!

    May 10th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
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21. Alan Smithee says:

    6.21 pm on a Saturday in Ireland. How come you guys are still at home ?

    May 10th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
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22. Jus says:

    MB - stoned or pissed? Or both?

    Alan - I have the excuse of still recovering from last night.

    May 10th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
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23. Rob says:

    at 6.26, Alan wrote that it was 6.21. Does it really take you that long to write a comment?

    Perhaps you should lay off the beer, or start on it, or moderate your intake, or go all in.

    I’m great at advice I am….

    May 10th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
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24. Alan Smithee says:

    Rob. You have eyes like a shithouse rat. Timing me? Got nothing better to do? No mates to go out with at 7.31 ? It’s 3.45 pm here. I shall be out soon. Have a nice evening.

    May 10th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
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25. lazlo panaflex jnr says:

    hey rob,left a comment on your blog,yet nothing happened.i don’t have to sign up like a loser or anything do i?

    May 11th, 2008 at 3:12 am
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26. Rob says:

    lazlo, the comments are usually emailed to me automatically, and then I just publish them

    I have had anonymous posters before, so I don’t see not having an account as a problem.

    And Alan, regarding not having a life, friends, all that shit, I was aiming for light hearted banter, but I forgot you were a humourless prick.

    Won’t happen again (the banter or me forgetting you’re a humourless prick)

    May 11th, 2008 at 8:51 am
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27. Monkey Balls says:

    MB - stoned or pissed? Or both?

    Yes, yes and yes.

    Just woke up half-dressed on the floor, soaked in what I can only hope is beer. There’s a strange Sugar Puffs smell in the air.

    Fuck it! No time for that now! Where’s me skins?

    May 11th, 2008 at 10:32 am
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28. Jus says:

    According to the clever medical minds on here - that sugar puffs smell is the diabetes setting in. Oh hang on, you could have been the one to say that Monkey Balls. So you already know it’s no big deal.

    Does your family mind stepping over the whino on the floor every morning?

    May 11th, 2008 at 10:57 am
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29. Twenty Major says:

    Whino, is that a moaning alcoholic?

    May 11th, 2008 at 11:06 am
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30. Monkey Balls says:

    I should explain. My family wised up to me a long time ago. I now share a house with a Cockney/Algerian chef.
    There’s an empty room at the moment. I’m gonna advertise it on me blog later today if you’re interested.

    May 11th, 2008 at 11:17 am
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31. Jus says:

    Whinkie - a moaning junkie?

    Jaysis a Cockney/Algerian chef and a Monkey Balls. What a combination. I’ll pass thanks, I’ve seen Shallow Grave.

    May 11th, 2008 at 11:30 am
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32. Monkey Balls says:

    Your loss!

    May 11th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
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