32 Responses to “Sklorp”

• Ibanez Says:
  May 10th, 2008 at 1:11 pm

  Sklorp is the noise that suction pads make as you take them off the side of a wet skyscraper.
• Tony Perkins Ma Says:
  May 10th, 2008 at 1:15 pm

  That bloody shower curtain is getting in the way again.

  Hendrix Gin (was’nt he a Scotish Guitarist of some note – Blind Lemon Jefferson and not agent orange being the Les Paul of their time ) . Any way …. I’m off to Pen yr Bont to open a boyo sight with Leo Fender and Harley Mills. Great night but daylight hurts as my retinas drip sheep’s blood in aspic.

  Stream of unconcoiusness brought to you via the River Styx.Taxidermist needs something to …….
• Xbox4NappyRash Says:
  May 10th, 2008 at 1:31 pm

  I poked myself in the eye with the empty champagne bottle I went to bed with last night.
• Rob Says:
  May 10th, 2008 at 2:19 pm

  I woke up, fresh as the proverbial daisy at 8.00 this morning.

  Joined by my son who had decided in all his not yet 5 years old wisdom, that animal crackers constituted a nutricious breakfast. It being Saturday, I felt no need to disagree.

  I plan to laze around today reading Michael Palin’s Diary 1969-79.

  Leave a message, I might get back to you..
• B Says:
  May 10th, 2008 at 2:47 pm

  are 13 hour work days legal?
• Silly Old Sod Says:
  May 10th, 2008 at 2:48 pm

  I didn’t even know they had started a bridge, never mind finished it.
• morgor the deranged Says:
  May 10th, 2008 at 3:10 pm

  mmm, i was undressed by my girlfriends college last night after drinking large amounts of someone elses beer.

  then the woman cooked me an ommelette and i’m off for a pub lunch.

  why can’t we always have weekends?
• Ibanez Says:
  May 10th, 2008 at 3:14 pm

  anyone else got any stories?
• Jus Says:
  May 10th, 2008 at 3:21 pm

  Morgor – you got undressed by an entire college? Is that code for something?
• Rob Says:
  May 10th, 2008 at 4:19 pm

  I think Morgor meant to say that he got undressed by a collage.

  he has a mish-mash of pics and posters of Nailerzzzz on his bedroom wall….
• maggot Says:
  May 10th, 2008 at 5:31 pm

  Is Bridgend in Norway ?

  http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20080510/tod-norway-vietnam-france-crime-offbeat-7f81b96.html
• maggot Says:
  May 10th, 2008 at 5:31 pm

  testing
• Jus Says:
  May 10th, 2008 at 5:51 pm

  haha Rob, that’s much more scary!
• Jo Says:
  May 10th, 2008 at 5:53 pm

  I thought he meant he got undressed in proximity to a college, like on College Green…
• Monkey Balls Says:
  May 10th, 2008 at 5:53 pm

  Look, I know Morgor, and I think I’m qualified to translate his gibberish for you all;

  mmm, i stripped down to my jocks outside my girlfriends college last night after drinking large amounts of someone else’s piss.

  somehow i ended up back home, where me ma cooked me a cabbage ommelette, which put me completely off a pub lunch.

  why can’t we always have wii-kends?
• Jus Says:
  May 10th, 2008 at 5:58 pm

  Jo – I’ve re-read. That’s makes much more sense! I don’t know what I was thinking. But then, with some of the folk on here, you just never know!
• Shane Says:
  May 10th, 2008 at 6:01 pm

  I’m not sure if what happened last night was real or not. I’m waiting for the phone calls to verify.
• Monkey Balls Says:
  May 10th, 2008 at 6:08 pm

  Hey Jus! Cool name!U FRKing? ME2!!!!!;)

  bUZZuL8R
• Jus Says:
  May 10th, 2008 at 6:12 pm

  Pardon?
• Monkey Balls Says:
  May 10th, 2008 at 6:21 pm

  Nly MSSn!
• Alan Smithee Says:
  May 10th, 2008 at 6:26 pm

  6.21 pm on a Saturday in Ireland. How come you guys are still at home ?
• Jus Says:
  May 10th, 2008 at 6:30 pm

  MB – stoned or pissed? Or both?

  Alan – I have the excuse of still recovering from last night.
• Rob Says:
  May 10th, 2008 at 7:31 pm

  at 6.26, Alan wrote that it was 6.21. Does it really take you that long to write a comment?

  Perhaps you should lay off the beer, or start on it, or moderate your intake, or go all in.

  I’m great at advice I am….
• Alan Smithee Says:
  May 10th, 2008 at 8:46 pm

  Rob. You have eyes like a shithouse rat. Timing me? Got nothing better to do? No mates to go out with at 7.31 ? It’s 3.45 pm here. I shall be out soon. Have a nice evening.
• lazlo panaflex jnr Says:
  May 11th, 2008 at 3:12 am

  hey rob,left a comment on your blog,yet nothing happened.i don’t have to sign up like a loser or anything do i?
• Rob Says:
  May 11th, 2008 at 8:51 am

  lazlo, the comments are usually emailed to me automatically, and then I just publish them

  I have had anonymous posters before, so I don’t see not having an account as a problem.

  And Alan, regarding not having a life, friends, all that shit, I was aiming for light hearted banter, but I forgot you were a humourless prick.

  Won’t happen again (the banter or me forgetting you’re a humourless prick)
• Monkey Balls Says:
  May 11th, 2008 at 10:32 am

  MB – stoned or pissed? Or both?

  Yes, yes and yes.

  Just woke up half-dressed on the floor, soaked in what I can only hope is beer. There’s a strange Sugar Puffs smell in the air.

  Fuck it! No time for that now! Where’s me skins?
• Jus Says:
  May 11th, 2008 at 10:57 am

  According to the clever medical minds on here – that sugar puffs smell is the diabetes setting in. Oh hang on, you could have been the one to say that Monkey Balls. So you already know it’s no big deal.

  Does your family mind stepping over the whino on the floor every morning?
• Twenty Major Says:
  May 11th, 2008 at 11:06 am

  Whino, is that a moaning alcoholic?
• Monkey Balls Says:
  May 11th, 2008 at 11:17 am

  I should explain. My family wised up to me a long time ago. I now share a house with a Cockney/Algerian chef.
  There’s an empty room at the moment. I’m gonna advertise it on me blog later today if you’re interested.
• Jus Says:
  May 11th, 2008 at 11:30 am

  Whinkie – a moaning junkie?

  Jaysis a Cockney/Algerian chef and a Monkey Balls. What a combination. I’ll pass thanks, I’ve seen Shallow Grave.
• Monkey Balls Says:
  May 11th, 2008 at 1:02 pm

  Your loss!

Leave a Reply