Is that all?

Posted in Blog by Twenty Major on May 8th, 2008

250 Gardai raided 150 premises in Limerick today but only three people have been arrested.

That’s a bit crap, isn’t it? I’m pretty sure these new recruits aren’t being taught how to plant evidence properly.

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38 comments

  1. shameus says:

    The 3 arrested were the only people they could find that were from Dublin! garda scum!!!!

    May 8th, 2008 at 3:12 pm

  2. SAm crea says:

    The knackers they have down there in Limerick seem to be a cheekier strand of shite, than we even have here in Dublin. I feel some of them need a bit of anal enlarging up here in a Dublin prison to quieten the cunts…

    May 8th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
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  3. Grandad says:

    The other 149 premises were empty. The occupants are already enjoying a long holiday in the Joy

    May 8th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
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  4. Lung the Younger. says:

    I wouldn’t have thought Limerick was big enough to have 150 kindergartens.

    May 8th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
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  5. organdonor says:

    They raided the main residence of the dundon gang,most of them are in jail and they own about 50% of the properties on that road so chances are that it was empty.
    They seem to have gone for front companies along with these cunts “solicitors” and accountants too..
    So i would expect the CAB to be busy totting up the tax bill..

    May 8th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
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  6. Juanca says:

    Maybe Nailerz will release a new masterpiece to commemorate the raids?

    May 8th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
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  7. Twenty Major says:

    A rapsterpiece. Yeah, go Nailerz.

    May 8th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
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  8. Dessiegee says:

    Check it…..

    http://www.hilarious.ws/content/18280.html

    May 8th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
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  9. Mutant pig says:

    Nailerz for president!

    May 8th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
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  10. Mutant pig says:

    You’d miss owl Nailerz around the place, I wish he had a blog although in fairness i think if he had he’d definitely be claiming your prize of most humurous post there twenty.

    May 8th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
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  11. maggot says:

    I wonder how many of those premises were burger joints ?

    May 8th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
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  12. Monkey Balls says:

    Nailerz! Nailerz!

    Yeah!

    Show them Nailerz! Next time you’re sitting on the jacks, knock us out another masterpiece.

    Keep on keepin’ it on, with the fists an’ ting, an’ never stop takin’ ‘em ova!!

    ps
    How’s your Grandad? I need him as an alibi in that Washing-line/Knickers case I have coming up. He owes me, and said he’d take the rap. The Guards will swallow it, what with your Grandad having previous an’ all that. He owes me ever since that time he tricked me into riding your Nana.

    I swear, I had no idea you were in the bed at the time.

    May 8th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
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  13. Adonis says:

    Police fucks. Wouldn’t know what way to wipe their holes unless they were told. What the fuck is that Monkey Balls on about?

    May 8th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
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  14. Monkey Balls says:

    Johnny5!Johnny5!

    Yeah!

    Show that Nailerz cunt, Johnny5! Next time you’re sitting at your PC, knock us out another proper masterpiece.

    Keep on keepin’ it on, with the ‘cunt’ an’ t’ing!

    ps
    How’s your Sister? I need her as a donkey in a big operation I have coming up. She owes me, and said he’d take the crap. Your sister swallows, but you don’t need to know all that. She owes me ever since that time she tricked me into riding your other sister.

    I swear, I had no idea it was you in the bed all the time.

    May 8th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
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  15. Monkey Balls says:

    In the Pink corner: Nailerz

    In the other Pink corner: Johnny5

    C’mon gentlemen, please!

    May 8th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
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  16. Adonis says:

    Does this Monkey Balls smoke too much shit or what?
    Fuckin tool..

    May 8th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
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  17. Monkey Balls says:

    Ding! Ding!

    May 8th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
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  18. Monkey Balls says:

    Adidas, Adeste Fidelus, whatever the fuck you call yourself, I’m trying to be nice to you, by ignoring you.

    Have a look at http://tinyurl.com/5mayt5

    It will all make sense.

    May 8th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
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  19. Adonis says:

    Sorry, still none the wiser. Im kinda new around here. Maybe I’ll spend more time reading the last few things and it will all make more sense?

    May 8th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
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  20. OneForTheRoad says:

    What were the Gardaí expecting by raiding gaffs in this weather?

    All the boyz’d be out scoopin’ in the park.

    May 8th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
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  21. Rob says:

    As Monkey Balls’ new bestest friend, let me explain that Monkey Balls (my new best friend) does not have to explain anything.

    May 8th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
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  22. Monkey Balls says:

    Adonis, try http://tinyurl.com/5mayt5

    It’s hilarious. It’ll take a while to get through all the comments and links*, but trust me, it’s well worth it.

    After ‘Change One Letter’ day, it was the best ever day here.
    -Classic Twenty Ugh! What’s that taste? I have to spit!

    Change One Letter, or “ch-ch-change-not-changes”, to give it it’s proper title is here; http://tinyurl.com/5aj3el

    Be warned, it’s long. It’s long because it’s good.

    *some of which might not work anymore.

    May 8th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
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  23. Twenty Major says:

    Im kinda new around here

    Pfffff

    May 8th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
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  24. Crock says:

    Monkey Balls, are you the new Head of Hospitality here? ‘Hello, I’m Monkey Balls…let me show you around…’

    May 8th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
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  25. Crock says:

    Anything about that seem a bit odd to you?

    May 8th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
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  26. Monkey Balls says:

    Sorry Crock, I haven’t been meself recently.

    I’ve been getting flashbacks to the time when everyone was nice to each other on the Internet.

    - It’s much better now!

    Al Denté, Del Monté, El Burro, whatever your name is. It’s only common sense to read a few days worth of comments before you post anything. Look around. If you see a post with 350+ comments, check it out. Get a feel for the place. Read between the lines and discover any unwritten rules that may be lurking within.

    When you get back you’ll understand there’s only one rule, which I will now obey to the best of my ability.

    “You, sir, are a CUNT.”

    May 8th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
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  27. Molson 12 Pack says:

    Here’s something for a laugh
    Someone on you tube got their account hacked
    http://ie.youtube.com/user/gerharris

    May 8th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
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  28. Jo says:

    Had Brian returned since his beach-induced comment hysteria? Or has he checked himself in somewhere?

    Maybe he’s Adonis starting a fresh with a new tack…

    May 8th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
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  29. Shane says:

    Brian is being fucked up the ass by his own cock which is actually growing out of his wife’s cunt.

    May 9th, 2008 at 1:00 am
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  30. Lucy says:

    Hey everybody, have you been checking MacDara’s blog??He posted bulletins all Thursday with reporting on all the RPGs and guns going off. It seems to be getting worse in Lebanon. He put up little map of where he is and where the fighting is between the Sunnis and the Shias. It’s not far from his house. So far I’ve only read that 7 people are dead.

    Mac’s family is there too. Just thought you would want to know. I posted a couple of comments on his site. Every one should say hello to him and let him know he is in out thoughts

    May 9th, 2008 at 5:18 am
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  31. Lucy says:

    Hey everybody, have you been checking MacDara’s blog??He posted bulletins all Thursday with reporting on all the RPGs and guns going off. It seems to be getting worse in Lebanon. He put up little map of where he is and where the fighting is between the Sunnis and the Shias. It’s not far from his house. So far I’ve only read that 7 people are dead.

    Mac’s family is there too. Just thought you would want to know. I posted a couple of comments on his site. Every one should say hello to him and let him know he is in our thoughts

    May 9th, 2008 at 5:19 am
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  32. Lucy says:

    oooop,

    Address: macdara.wordpress.com

    May 9th, 2008 at 5:42 am
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  33. MacDara says:

    Twenty you should see how Hezballah do it they have taken over 90% of West Beirut inless that 24 hours. Fighting raging and deaths mounting. A few Irish stuck in the middle of hamra still.

    May 9th, 2008 at 9:20 am
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  34. Twenty Major says:

    Mind yourself, MacD.

    May 9th, 2008 at 9:23 am
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  35. Holemaster says:

    Jayz Mac Dara take it handy and hope it calms down a bit.

    May 9th, 2008 at 11:14 am
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  36. Silly Old Sod says:

    Dear God, MacDara, what the hell did you do to spark that off? Not seen or heard anything until now. Take care fella.

    May 9th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
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  37. The Gardai says:

    McDara,

    Any chance you could let Hezbollah know that there are wide open spaces for them in Limerick to control, cos we cant do it.

    Plenty of empty properties move in condition..
    Previous owners otherwise occupied. Weather bit dodgy but a change from Beriut.

    They can expect only cooperation from us.

    Ps Duck..

    May 9th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
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  38. nailerz says:

    fuck you monkey balls ill blowtorch them off ya you fucking freak bad mistake kid talking about my nana and granddad and the dun dans ya fucking eejit im gonna kill ya stone cold dead burn ya into ash and smoke ya with weed ya cunt

    June 11th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
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