Mary Coughlan the new Tánaiste

Posted on | May 7, 2008 | 38 Comments

I wonder will her first order of business be to imprison Sinead O’Connor.

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38 Responses to “Mary Coughlan the new Tánaiste”

  1. porridge
    May 7th, 2008 @ 8:36 pm

    would be nice but unfortunately not. religious people in ireland don’t go to jail, regardless of how evil and fucked up they are. slimy little cunt bertie and the rest of his cronies saw to that. if coughlan is taking suggestions, would like to nominate that egomaniacal annoying cunt of a mouthpiece bono for permanent soap collection duties in the ‘joy

  2. Xbox4NappyRash
    May 7th, 2008 @ 8:41 pm

    Christ that was one of the few names I was hoping not to see….

  3. maggot
    May 7th, 2008 @ 8:43 pm

    I quite like Sinead.

  4. Grandad
    May 7th, 2008 @ 8:46 pm

    Is that the red head who sings those dreary jazz songs? Christ! I suppose they’ll pass a law now that we have to listen to her.

    I’m off to slit my wrists.

  5. porridge
    May 7th, 2008 @ 8:52 pm

    why, maggot?

  6. maggot
    May 7th, 2008 @ 8:57 pm

    I like her singing and I like the way she challenged all the pious hyocrites.

  7. porridge
    May 7th, 2008 @ 9:03 pm

    fair enough, although are so many pious hypocrites here is not much of a challenge. are much worse out there than sinead – talentless harridan twink for a start.

  8. maggot
    May 7th, 2008 @ 9:08 pm

    I also like Pat Buckley.

  9. porridge
    May 7th, 2008 @ 9:15 pm
  10. maggot
    May 7th, 2008 @ 9:22 pm

    The very same porridge – his Bishop, Cahal Daly, banished him to Larne – the biggest shit hole in the universe and especially for RCs and he came through. What a guy.

  11. bug
    May 7th, 2008 @ 9:34 pm

    ‘the biggest shit hole in the universe’

    Is that so maggot?

  12. Crock
    May 7th, 2008 @ 10:07 pm

    My heart is low, my heart is soooooo loooooow…

  13. Crock
    May 7th, 2008 @ 10:08 pm

    If she had anything to do with The Ballad of Ronnie Drew she is so fucking dead!

  14. Rob
    May 7th, 2008 @ 10:21 pm

    I have little against Sinead O Connor, but I do think her talent has been rapidly overtaken by her desire for attention.

  15. DaughterFunk
    May 7th, 2008 @ 10:21 pm

    On a completely different note:

    ‘Taoiseach Bertie Ahern’
    anagrams to
    ‘He is the ace aberration.’

  16. DaughterFunk
    May 7th, 2008 @ 10:22 pm

    Even Better!

    ‘Bertie Ahern’
    anagrams to
    ‘eh …. rat in beer!’

    via anagram genius.

  17. Rob
    May 7th, 2008 @ 10:27 pm

    well from anagrams to a dhort verse

    So farewell Bertie, you took much flak
    You went the way of your anorak

  18. Rob
    May 7th, 2008 @ 10:29 pm

    dhort?

    short obviously

  19. Scawgeen
    May 7th, 2008 @ 10:30 pm

    Mary Coughlan, Sinead O Connor I’m only getting it now ha ha ha.

  20. Scawgeen
    May 7th, 2008 @ 10:31 pm

    I thought there for a minute Sinead was anti subsidy or something.

  21. DaughterFunk
    May 7th, 2008 @ 10:38 pm

    ‘Twenty Major’
    anagrams to
    ‘Joy! Warm tent.’

  22. Twenty Major
    May 7th, 2008 @ 10:38 pm
  23. Crock
    May 7th, 2008 @ 10:47 pm

    But it raises a serious question… what are you hiding?

    “Be aware mary, that I am not the one here who has anything to lose. I have already dealt with twenty”

  24. Twenty Major
    May 7th, 2008 @ 10:49 pm

    heh

  25. Silly Old Sod
    May 7th, 2008 @ 11:17 pm

    Sinead has been conspicuous by her absence for a while now. Last I heard she had a cellar gig in Belgium?

  26. B
    May 8th, 2008 @ 1:55 am

    the important thing is that it isn’t Mary Hanafin, she’s been working so hard to try and get a big spot with all her television appearances I would’ve went insane if she got it.

  27. Monkey Balls
    May 8th, 2008 @ 4:26 am

    B, have you got a Cork accent? Please say yes. It would increase the comedy rating of comment #26 by the power of a big number. I myself try to imagine a semi-shriek durine ‘insane’. -Can’t stop re-reading the thing. It gets funnier everytime.
    3 sentences, one comma, fuck-all else punctuation-wise – Pure Class

  28. Monkey Balls
    May 8th, 2008 @ 4:27 am

    Yeah, “durine”! Look, we’re not gonna start this again, are we?

  29. snookertony
    May 8th, 2008 @ 6:21 am

    Sinead’s been wandering around australia for a while now. When you reach the bottom there’s only one place else to go – Australia. Fuck we’ve even got neil sedaka doing the rounds at present and they’re queueing up for him…
    I don’t know if Sinead’s still here but if I see her I’ll tell her to get in touch.
    And then there’s Andre Rioux (or however you spell the cunts name).
    Fuck.

  30. Monkey Balls
    May 8th, 2008 @ 7:08 am

    G’day snookertony, me ol’ Shiela.

    Croikey! So our Sinéad bin doin’ walkabout, ‘as she?

    Send ‘er back pronto sport, and I’ll fix ‘er. Keep it under yer bill-a-bong.

    One more thing, tell yer Grandad I want me watch back, and it better be still working. It was grand the day he nicked it. Tell him I said he was a cunt.

  31. SeanR
    May 8th, 2008 @ 8:40 am

    Hurray that Hanafin is sidelined. But do we have a ‘lovely girl’ as Tanaiste? I think we do. Biffo’s secret weapon to gain rural votes, put out the girly in pink.

  32. Lung the Younger.
    May 8th, 2008 @ 9:00 am

    Comment 14

    “I have little against Sinead O Connor, but I do think her talent has been rapidly overtaken by her desire for attention.”

    Nail on the head there Ron. I would never send that lass to jail. It would only encourage her.

  33. Lung the Younger.
    May 8th, 2008 @ 9:00 am

    Er. I meant Rob not Ron. ‘scuse.

  34. Fred Freegan
    May 8th, 2008 @ 10:21 am

    Sinéad is a national treasure.

  35. Peadar
    May 8th, 2008 @ 11:00 am

    I’d ride our new taniste, so I would

  36. B
    May 8th, 2008 @ 11:21 am

    even when i re-read it I was hearing a cork accent! so lets presume I put one on… don’t remember typing it anyways.

  37. Loco Lobo
    May 8th, 2008 @ 5:38 pm

    If ever a monument is erected for Sinead the only material needed would be a balloon with a face painted on it. Slick on top and full of air.

  38. Jo
    May 8th, 2008 @ 11:33 pm

    A colleague of mine, a lovely man in his fifties was once walking down the road an saw Sinead O COnnor in a garden, playing with his kids. He automatically nodded and said ‘How are you?’, and Sinead replied,
    ‘I’ll be fine’.

    There’s melodrama for you.

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