Mary Coughlan the new Tánaiste

Posted in Blog by Twenty Major on May 7th, 2008

I wonder will her first order of business be to imprison Sinead O’Connor.

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38 comments

  1. porridge says:

    would be nice but unfortunately not. religious people in ireland don’t go to jail, regardless of how evil and fucked up they are. slimy little cunt bertie and the rest of his cronies saw to that. if coughlan is taking suggestions, would like to nominate that egomaniacal annoying cunt of a mouthpiece bono for permanent soap collection duties in the ‘joy

    May 7th, 2008 at 8:36 pm

  2. Xbox4NappyRash says:

    Christ that was one of the few names I was hoping not to see….

    May 7th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
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  3. maggot says:

    I quite like Sinead.

    May 7th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
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  4. Grandad says:

    Is that the red head who sings those dreary jazz songs? Christ! I suppose they’ll pass a law now that we have to listen to her.

    I’m off to slit my wrists.

    May 7th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
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  5. porridge says:

    why, maggot?

    May 7th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
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  6. maggot says:

    I like her singing and I like the way she challenged all the pious hyocrites.

    May 7th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
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  7. porridge says:

    fair enough, although are so many pious hypocrites here is not much of a challenge. are much worse out there than sinead - talentless harridan twink for a start.

    May 7th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
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  8. maggot says:

    I also like Pat Buckley.

    May 7th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
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  9. porridge says:

    http://www.bishoppatbuckley.co.uk/ ???

    May 7th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
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  10. maggot says:

    The very same porridge - his Bishop, Cahal Daly, banished him to Larne - the biggest shit hole in the universe and especially for RCs and he came through. What a guy.

    May 7th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
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  11. bug says:

    ‘the biggest shit hole in the universe’

    Is that so maggot?

    May 7th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
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  12. Crock says:

    My heart is low, my heart is soooooo loooooow…

    May 7th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
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  13. Crock says:

    If she had anything to do with The Ballad of Ronnie Drew she is so fucking dead!

    May 7th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
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  14. Rob says:

    I have little against Sinead O Connor, but I do think her talent has been rapidly overtaken by her desire for attention.

    May 7th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
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  15. DaughterFunk says:

    On a completely different note:

    ‘Taoiseach Bertie Ahern’
    anagrams to
    ‘He is the ace aberration.’

    May 7th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
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  16. DaughterFunk says:

    Even Better!

    ‘Bertie Ahern’
    anagrams to
    ‘eh …. rat in beer!’

    via anagram genius.

    May 7th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
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  17. Rob says:

    well from anagrams to a dhort verse

    So farewell Bertie, you took much flak
    You went the way of your anorak

    May 7th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
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  18. Rob says:

    dhort?

    short obviously

    May 7th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
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  19. Scawgeen says:

    Mary Coughlan, Sinead O Connor I’m only getting it now ha ha ha.

    May 7th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
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  20. Scawgeen says:

    I thought there for a minute Sinead was anti subsidy or something.

    May 7th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
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  21. DaughterFunk says:

    ‘Twenty Major’
    anagrams to
    ‘Joy! Warm tent.’

    May 7th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
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  22. Twenty Major says:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=51142233&postcount=1

    May 7th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
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  23. Crock says:

    But it raises a serious question… what are you hiding?

    “Be aware mary, that I am not the one here who has anything to lose. I have already dealt with twenty”

    May 7th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
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  24. Twenty Major says:

    heh

    May 7th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
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  25. Silly Old Sod says:

    Sinead has been conspicuous by her absence for a while now. Last I heard she had a cellar gig in Belgium?

    May 7th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
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  26. B says:

    the important thing is that it isn’t Mary Hanafin, she’s been working so hard to try and get a big spot with all her television appearances I would’ve went insane if she got it.

    May 8th, 2008 at 1:55 am
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  27. Monkey Balls says:

    B, have you got a Cork accent? Please say yes. It would increase the comedy rating of comment #26 by the power of a big number. I myself try to imagine a semi-shriek durine ‘insane’. -Can’t stop re-reading the thing. It gets funnier everytime.
    3 sentences, one comma, fuck-all else punctuation-wise - Pure Class

    May 8th, 2008 at 4:26 am
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  28. Monkey Balls says:

    Yeah, “durine”! Look, we’re not gonna start this again, are we?

    May 8th, 2008 at 4:27 am
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  29. snookertony says:

    Sinead’s been wandering around australia for a while now. When you reach the bottom there’s only one place else to go - Australia. Fuck we’ve even got neil sedaka doing the rounds at present and they’re queueing up for him…
    I don’t know if Sinead’s still here but if I see her I’ll tell her to get in touch.
    And then there’s Andre Rioux (or however you spell the cunts name).
    Fuck.

    May 8th, 2008 at 6:21 am
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  30. Monkey Balls says:

    G’day snookertony, me ol’ Shiela.

    Croikey! So our Sinéad bin doin’ walkabout, ‘as she?

    Send ‘er back pronto sport, and I’ll fix ‘er. Keep it under yer bill-a-bong.

    One more thing, tell yer Grandad I want me watch back, and it better be still working. It was grand the day he nicked it. Tell him I said he was a cunt.

    May 8th, 2008 at 7:08 am
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  31. SeanR says:

    Hurray that Hanafin is sidelined. But do we have a ‘lovely girl’ as Tanaiste? I think we do. Biffo’s secret weapon to gain rural votes, put out the girly in pink.

    May 8th, 2008 at 8:40 am
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  32. Lung the Younger. says:

    Comment 14

    “I have little against Sinead O Connor, but I do think her talent has been rapidly overtaken by her desire for attention.”

    Nail on the head there Ron. I would never send that lass to jail. It would only encourage her.

    May 8th, 2008 at 9:00 am
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  33. Lung the Younger. says:

    Er. I meant Rob not Ron. ’scuse.

    May 8th, 2008 at 9:00 am
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  34. Fred Freegan says:

    Sinéad is a national treasure.

    May 8th, 2008 at 10:21 am
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  35. Peadar says:

    I’d ride our new taniste, so I would

    May 8th, 2008 at 11:00 am
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  36. B says:

    even when i re-read it I was hearing a cork accent! so lets presume I put one on… don’t remember typing it anyways.

    May 8th, 2008 at 11:21 am
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  37. Loco Lobo says:

    If ever a monument is erected for Sinead the only material needed would be a balloon with a face painted on it. Slick on top and full of air.

    May 8th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
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  38. Jo says:

    A colleague of mine, a lovely man in his fifties was once walking down the road an saw Sinead O COnnor in a garden, playing with his kids. He automatically nodded and said ‘How are you?’, and Sinead replied,
    ‘I’ll be fine’.

    There’s melodrama for you.

    May 8th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
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