38 Responses to Mary Coughlan the new Tánaiste

  1. porridge says:

    would be nice but unfortunately not. religious people in ireland don’t go to jail, regardless of how evil and fucked up they are. slimy little cunt bertie and the rest of his cronies saw to that. if coughlan is taking suggestions, would like to nominate that egomaniacal annoying cunt of a mouthpiece bono for permanent soap collection duties in the ‘joy

  2. Christ that was one of the few names I was hoping not to see….

  3. maggot says:

    I quite like Sinead.

  4. Grandad says:

    Is that the red head who sings those dreary jazz songs? Christ! I suppose they’ll pass a law now that we have to listen to her.

    I’m off to slit my wrists.

  5. porridge says:

    why, maggot?

  6. maggot says:

    I like her singing and I like the way she challenged all the pious hyocrites.

  7. porridge says:

    fair enough, although are so many pious hypocrites here is not much of a challenge. are much worse out there than sinead – talentless harridan twink for a start.

  8. maggot says:

    I also like Pat Buckley.

  9. maggot says:

    The very same porridge – his Bishop, Cahal Daly, banished him to Larne – the biggest shit hole in the universe and especially for RCs and he came through. What a guy.

  10. bug says:

    ‘the biggest shit hole in the universe’

    Is that so maggot?

  11. Crock says:

    My heart is low, my heart is soooooo loooooow…

  12. Crock says:

    If she had anything to do with The Ballad of Ronnie Drew she is so fucking dead!

  13. Rob says:

    I have little against Sinead O Connor, but I do think her talent has been rapidly overtaken by her desire for attention.

  14. DaughterFunk says:

    On a completely different note:

    ‘Taoiseach Bertie Ahern’
    anagrams to
    ‘He is the ace aberration.’

  15. DaughterFunk says:

    Even Better!

    ‘Bertie Ahern’
    anagrams to
    ‘eh …. rat in beer!’

    via anagram genius.

  16. Rob says:

    well from anagrams to a dhort verse

    So farewell Bertie, you took much flak
    You went the way of your anorak

  17. Rob says:

    dhort?

    short obviously

  18. Scawgeen says:

    Mary Coughlan, Sinead O Connor I’m only getting it now ha ha ha.

  19. Scawgeen says:

    I thought there for a minute Sinead was anti subsidy or something.

  20. DaughterFunk says:

    ‘Twenty Major’
    anagrams to
    ‘Joy! Warm tent.’

  21. Crock says:

    But it raises a serious question… what are you hiding?

    “Be aware mary, that I am not the one here who has anything to lose. I have already dealt with twenty”

  22. Sinead has been conspicuous by her absence for a while now. Last I heard she had a cellar gig in Belgium?

  23. B says:

    the important thing is that it isn’t Mary Hanafin, she’s been working so hard to try and get a big spot with all her television appearances I would’ve went insane if she got it.

  24. Monkey Balls says:

    B, have you got a Cork accent? Please say yes. It would increase the comedy rating of comment #26 by the power of a big number. I myself try to imagine a semi-shriek durine ‘insane’. -Can’t stop re-reading the thing. It gets funnier everytime.
    3 sentences, one comma, fuck-all else punctuation-wise – Pure Class

  25. Monkey Balls says:

    Yeah, “durine”! Look, we’re not gonna start this again, are we?

  26. snookertony says:

    Sinead’s been wandering around australia for a while now. When you reach the bottom there’s only one place else to go – Australia. Fuck we’ve even got neil sedaka doing the rounds at present and they’re queueing up for him…
    I don’t know if Sinead’s still here but if I see her I’ll tell her to get in touch.
    And then there’s Andre Rioux (or however you spell the cunts name).
    Fuck.

  27. Monkey Balls says:

    G’day snookertony, me ol’ Shiela.

    Croikey! So our Sinéad bin doin’ walkabout, ‘as she?

    Send ‘er back pronto sport, and I’ll fix ‘er. Keep it under yer bill-a-bong.

    One more thing, tell yer Grandad I want me watch back, and it better be still working. It was grand the day he nicked it. Tell him I said he was a cunt.

  28. SeanR says:

    Hurray that Hanafin is sidelined. But do we have a ‘lovely girl’ as Tanaiste? I think we do. Biffo’s secret weapon to gain rural votes, put out the girly in pink.

  29. Comment 14

    “I have little against Sinead O Connor, but I do think her talent has been rapidly overtaken by her desire for attention.”

    Nail on the head there Ron. I would never send that lass to jail. It would only encourage her.

  30. Er. I meant Rob not Ron. ‘scuse.

  31. Fred Freegan says:

    Sinéad is a national treasure.

  32. Peadar says:

    I’d ride our new taniste, so I would

  33. B says:

    even when i re-read it I was hearing a cork accent! so lets presume I put one on… don’t remember typing it anyways.

  34. Loco Lobo says:

    If ever a monument is erected for Sinead the only material needed would be a balloon with a face painted on it. Slick on top and full of air.

  35. Jo says:

    A colleague of mine, a lovely man in his fifties was once walking down the road an saw Sinead O COnnor in a garden, playing with his kids. He automatically nodded and said ‘How are you?’, and Sinead replied,
    ‘I’ll be fine’.

    There’s melodrama for you.

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