Comments on: Annoying http://twentymajor.net/2008/05/07/annoying/ Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:43:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: Peadar http://twentymajor.net/2008/05/07/annoying/#comment-32681 Peadar Thu, 08 May 2008 09:38:21 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1425#comment-32681 <i>Tescos mayo mixed with french mustard, It is trés fuckin’ rapid.</i> Sounds good, I'll have to try that. Beans are absolutely crucial to a fry. You need some moisture. Anyone who doesn't like beans on a fry needs to be locked up for their own safety Tescos mayo mixed with french mustard, It is trés fuckin’ rapid.

Sounds good, I’ll have to try that.

Beans are absolutely crucial to a fry. You need some moisture. Anyone who doesn’t like beans on a fry needs to be locked up for their own safety

]]> By: Miles O Toole http://twentymajor.net/2008/05/07/annoying/#comment-32622 Miles O Toole Wed, 07 May 2008 22:01:10 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1425#comment-32622 A fried egg sandwich is your only man. First take 14 pints of Guinness. Bouncers won't let you into the disco "for your own safety". Fight with the taxi driver over the fare. Have a piss on the roses. Leave the front door open and turn on the cooker. Pick out the newest frying pan and heat up eith olive oil. Oh fuck put in some butter beacuse the oliv oil starts to explode. Piss on the roses again. Fire on a few eggs, ah shit shells will only do you good, butter a few slices of white bread, pour the eggs and oil and shells on the bread, shake on a stone of aromat, clamp on the top slice of bread. Enjoy sensibly. Next day, buy new DVD player, TV and frying pan. Buy flowers for the missus. The petrol station ones will be fine because she won't talk for a week anyway. Prune the roses. A fried egg sandwich is your only man.

First take 14 pints of Guinness. Bouncers won’t let you into the disco “for your own safety”. Fight with the taxi driver over the fare. Have a piss on the roses. Leave the front door open and turn on the cooker. Pick out the newest frying pan and heat up eith olive oil. Oh fuck put in some butter beacuse the oliv oil starts to explode. Piss on the roses again. Fire on a few eggs, ah shit shells will only do you good, butter a few slices of white bread, pour the eggs and oil and shells on the bread, shake on a stone of aromat, clamp on the top slice of bread. Enjoy sensibly.

Next day, buy new DVD player, TV and frying pan. Buy flowers for the missus. The petrol station ones will be fine because she won’t talk for a week anyway. Prune the roses.

]]> By: Ibanez http://twentymajor.net/2008/05/07/annoying/#comment-32604 Ibanez Wed, 07 May 2008 20:20:41 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1425#comment-32604 maggot is mental maggot is mental

]]> By: maggot http://twentymajor.net/2008/05/07/annoying/#comment-32596 maggot Wed, 07 May 2008 19:42:26 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1425#comment-32596 Baked beans fried in bacon fat - yummy! Baked beans fried in bacon fat – yummy!

]]> By: Monkey Balls http://twentymajor.net/2008/05/07/annoying/#comment-32594 Monkey Balls Wed, 07 May 2008 19:38:36 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1425#comment-32594 OK, then, so it's not a real word. Fuck off! Cunts! OK, then, so it’s not a real word.

Fuck off!

Cunts!

]]> By: Monkey Balls http://twentymajor.net/2008/05/07/annoying/#comment-32593 Monkey Balls Wed, 07 May 2008 19:37:21 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1425#comment-32593 Fuck the protein, but I still agree with you Ibanez. It's too much of a race if you have both. You have to decide which one you'll eat first, and which one you'll eat cold. They're uncomfartible* bedfellows on any plate. *<i>Yes, uncomfartible is a real word. Look it up! Fuck the protein, but I still agree with you Ibanez. It’s too much of a race if you have both. You have to decide which one you’ll eat first, and which one you’ll eat cold. They’re uncomfartible* bedfellows on any plate.

*Yes, uncomfartible is a real word. Look it up!

]]> By: Ibanez http://twentymajor.net/2008/05/07/annoying/#comment-32591 Ibanez Wed, 07 May 2008 19:32:18 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1425#comment-32591 i want to get the agreed lineup of the acceptable ingredients of a fry enshrined in law. THERE'S NO FUCKING ROOM FOR BEANS. YOU HAVE AN EGG, THERE'S YOUR PROTEIN RIGHT THERE. NO FUCKING BEANS i want to get the agreed lineup of the acceptable ingredients of a fry enshrined in law.

THERE’S NO FUCKING ROOM FOR BEANS. YOU HAVE AN EGG, THERE’S YOUR PROTEIN RIGHT THERE. NO FUCKING BEANS

]]> By: Monkey Balls http://twentymajor.net/2008/05/07/annoying/#comment-32590 Monkey Balls Wed, 07 May 2008 19:28:51 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1425#comment-32590 Oops! Wasn't me Jo, honest! Oops!

Wasn’t me Jo, honest!

]]> By: Satan O'Nanist http://twentymajor.net/2008/05/07/annoying/#comment-32589 Satan O'Nanist Wed, 07 May 2008 19:26:59 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1425#comment-32589 The Man from Hell's <i>freshly-whipped</i> 'mayo*' -Totally Free to all fit birds! -Personal delivery service -In yer face! *(It's not 'Real' mayo, -tastes kinda salty) (May contain traces of nuts) The Man from Hell’s freshly-whipped ‘mayo*’

-Totally Free to all fit birds!
-Personal delivery service
-In yer face!

*(It’s not ‘Real’ mayo, -tastes kinda salty)
(May contain traces of nuts)

]]> By: fatmammycat http://twentymajor.net/2008/05/07/annoying/#comment-32588 fatmammycat Wed, 07 May 2008 19:08:09 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1425#comment-32588 Tescos mayo mixed with french mustard, It is trés fuckin' rapid. Tescos mayo mixed with french mustard, It is trés fuckin’ rapid.

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