Short term memory fucked
Posted in Blog by Twenty Major on April 30th, 2008
Seriously, I keep forgetting stuff seconds after it pops into my head. I’m reading a website and I think ‘Oh, I’ll go to that website’ then by the time I’ve moved my mouse I’ve forgotten what website it was.
Or if it was even a website at all. Maybe I wanted to make a cheese sandwich.
Stupid brain. Is it the left side or the right side that controls memory? Just so I know which side of my head to slap like an old TV that’s lost its picture.
slapping a tv doesn’t work, wobbling it in a gentle manner does the trick perfectly though.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
TVs these days are too fucking thin to slap
April 30th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
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So, exactly how old are you Twenty?
April 30th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
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Disagree B, you should always slap a transvestite if you want a bit of tickle
April 30th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
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I’m about 217 in camel years.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
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I once went out with a transvestite camel - crap breath
April 30th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
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The life expectancy of a camel is sixty to eighty years, so that would make you about 180?
April 30th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
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“I once went out with a transvestite camel - crap breath”
must have been good at humping though?
April 30th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
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Doobeedoobeedooooooo
April 30th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
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I can’t remember what I was going to comment on.
April 30th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
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slap both sides just to be sure. with a hammer if you don’t want remember forgetting again
April 30th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
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Maybe it’s all the computering. I’ve trouble with word search and remembering what I was going to say next. I’ve lost so many prospective blog posts into the ether.
All this cheese and mouse talk is a bit worrying too. Could you be slowly becoming a rodent? They say short term memory loss is the first sign.
April 30th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
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the first sign of madness is suggs walking up your driveway
April 30th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
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alzheimers or maybe brain cancer by the sounds of things.
Nothing to worry about though.
*thumbs up*
April 30th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
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Morgor that shit ain’t funny. You can’t go around scaring people, telling them they have the brain cancer.
That’s what caused your brain cancer.
Karma.
April 30th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
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Mmmm cheese sandwich.
Good idea.
April 30th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
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But you can’t get cancer twice, or so I was told by a small child several years ago.
April 30th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
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Hasn’t senile bobby (robson) beaten four separate tumours by this stage? Think it’s something like kidney, lung, lymphoma and another.
April 30th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
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I’ve tried everything
Brain training on DS,
doing crosswords,
Even those fuckwit sudoku things..
And I’m still as thick as pig shit!
Short term memory of a gold fish…
April 30th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
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Shit! I forgot what I was gunna say!
April 30th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
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Brain and melanoma be the other two, making a grand total of five.
Eat that small-child-who-tells-things-to-morgor.
April 30th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
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Fucking hell!
Maybe the same people can cure your memory!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7354458.stm
April 30th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
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I went to the doctor the other day.
He told me:
“I have good news and bad news. The bad news is, you have terminal cancer. Two months max.. The good news is, you also have alzheimers. Go home and forget about the cancer.
April 30th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
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nintendo have a weighing scales controller now.
April 30th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
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Thanks for reminding me B. Must pop out and get one.
Oh, wait! I already got one last Friday!
April 30th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
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drinking and smoking grass twenty.
i gave up on short term memory years ago.
memory is for losers anyway.
and enclosed chimpanzees who’ll do anything for a slice of banana if national geographic is anything to go by.
April 30th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
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Twenty, not so long ago you were talking about Jesus. That was two thousand years ago for fucks sake, how far do you want to remember back?
April 30th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
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Welcome to OLD AGE, Twenty….
May 1st, 2008 at 12:06 am
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Cheers, Grandad
May 1st, 2008 at 12:07 am
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fuck sake twenty that was what I was gonna say…..
May 1st, 2008 at 12:29 am
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It’s a good thing you like cheese sandwiches because they have a high remembrance rate. First sandwich to be forgotten as
death,advanced senilityautumn settles in your brain is a tuna melt. Nobody knows why. There’s every chance though that you’ll be remembering cheese sandwiches well into your dotage.You haven’t had an urge to rush out and buy beige things have you? Age comes to us all but don’t be afraid of it. Embrace the beige! Run with the wild tawny herd!
May 1st, 2008 at 6:02 am
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The most annoying thing is when you get up from whatever you’re doing, walk into a different room with a purpose then go “what the fuck did I come in here for?”.
May 1st, 2008 at 8:10 am
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Nope, it’s standing staring into the fridge, trying to rememeber what you’re there for, then realising it’s a fork and that’s why you can’t find it.
May 1st, 2008 at 8:46 am
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Or being chronically unable to spell ‘remember’.
May 1st, 2008 at 8:46 am
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Opening a new browser window and staring at it blankly is the new walking into a room and scratching your head in befuddlement.
May 1st, 2008 at 9:46 am
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Maybe Twenty you thought Liverpool had got to Moscow..then you remembered….FFFFFFFFFUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
May 1st, 2008 at 10:26 am
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I keep telling you, I don’t give a fuck
May 1st, 2008 at 10:30 am
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The best thing about Alzheimer’s disease is that you get to make new friends every day.
May 1st, 2008 at 1:25 pm
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Fish oil
May 2nd, 2008 at 1:25 pm
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