HURRAH!
Posted in Blog by Twenty Major on April 26th, 2008
I know what I said about religion yesterday but thank you Jesus, thank you Allah, thank you Buddah, thank you Sammy Davis Jr, thank you Buddha, thank you Ganesha, thank you L Ron Hubbard, thank you Krishna, thank you, thank you, thank you…
…for this.
whos dis
April 26th, 2008 at 11:52 am
I can hear you calling in the air …
April 26th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
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Don’t fret. The the cocaine addled minds of advertising men will be working overtime to foist Phil Collins on us.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdO2aYfQa6I
Or even to foist his music on us which is just as bad.
April 26th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
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I wonder if this is linked to Amy’s problems ?
April 26th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
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:(
April 26th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
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phill collins pronounced…. GIT
April 26th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
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So - who will be the new “biggest shortarse cunt in the music business” once he goes ? I’d suggest Peter André.
April 26th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
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Let’s get a Phil Collins flashmob round to Twenty’s house, asap.
April 26th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
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Yeah, I could feel that coming, in the air, last night.
And I’ve been waiting for this moment all of my life.
Oh lord!
April 26th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
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I must fax him a copy of this……se how he likes it…….cunty twat
April 26th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
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Just another day in paradise.
April 26th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
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didn’t he die in a skiing accident in Austria about 7 years ago?
April 26th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
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Now we’re going to be inundated with free Phil Collins cds in all the papers. Get them while they’re hot!
April 26th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
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only took 3 “last ever” tours
April 26th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
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I like him.
April 26th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
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Nobody likes Phil Collins except the mentally deranged and the 50 year uncle whose had too much to drink at the family wedding
April 26th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
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Poor Phil. He’s just poppy. He doesn’t seem evil to me!
It’s not like he’s Rod Stewart or anything…
April 26th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
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Yeah but that prick George Michael is touring soon so the universe isn’t ahead.
April 26th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
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I like Rod and George as well as Phil.
April 26th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
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One down, so many to go. Brian fukken Kennedy. Chris de Burgh, the Corrs, Sinead O Connor, that’s only a start. Fiddy, Diddy and all that rap shite. Mafukkendonna and Brian Kennedy again. Oh yeah, my daughter loves The Killers. What a streak of miserable shite!
April 26th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
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That’s a dreadful thing to say about your own daughter Miles.
Dr Who was great tonight - cloned Martha Jones ? How cool is that ?
April 26th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
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Miles - have you a masterplan to rid the world of bad music or are you waiting for natural causes?
April 26th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
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Alan Smithee, my friends from Atlanta were big into Rod. Coincidence, or is it a cultural morée?
April 26th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
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sue
sue
sue the nme
if this news is incorrect..
April 26th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
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Jus, I have a cunning plan. Invite the bastards (female bastards included) to a tribute to a well loved figure. Tell the publicity seeking leeches that they will feature on a music video with an appearance on the fukken Late Late.
Then turn on the gas …………………..
April 26th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
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I only like
Sussudio
cause its in American Psycho, y’know that part where Bateman is fucking the 2 whores, hahahaha, fuckin classic movie
April 26th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
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Dam
This
is the clip I was looking for.
April 26th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
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But how many times did Gary Glitter retire?
April 27th, 2008 at 12:32 am
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rod stewart is definitely more evil, rod stewart was infinitely talented and wasted as much of it as he possibly could.
April 27th, 2008 at 1:19 am
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The Gorilla showed him up
April 27th, 2008 at 1:22 am
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And Hurrah for Michael Ballack !
April 27th, 2008 at 4:03 am
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Hold the champagne! He’s not actually dead yet.
I think he’s pulled this stunt a couple of times already.
Either that, or it was some other ugly, bald-headed, cockney, twat-faced, boring bastard who kept singing the same fucking song, but nobody noticed ’til it was too late.
Nearly sure it was him though.
April 27th, 2008 at 10:10 am
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Back in the early days of Phil’s solo career, I went out with a girl who was a bit of a fan. I used to slag her something terrible about it.
She dumped me in the end.
In later years, I’m sure I’ve noticed her grinning to herself as she glided past me at my bus-stop in her big fancy car. With her rich-looking husband. And her two beautiful children.
If she’s out there, I’d just like to say one thing to her;
Who’s laughing today, bitch!
April 27th, 2008 at 10:35 am
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Women can be so cruel MB - isn’t that right Jo ?
April 27th, 2008 at 11:29 am
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Miles - good work. I’ll bring the matches. It’ll have to be a big room though given there’s lots of knobs parading as musicians.
April 27th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
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Phil Collins « ClemSound says:
[...] Phil Collins via Twenty Major [...]
April 27th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
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haha brilliant MB
April 27th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
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I have to confess, I don’t get the gorilla ad. What was that meant to be in aid of?
I’m not sure why you’re looking this way, maggot. Just to warn you, I’m not engaging in any more feminine banter.
April 27th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
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Jo. He is performing here soon. I am going to see him. I actually know the guy. 28 years.
April 27th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
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How bizarre, AS. I love a bit of x degrees of separation. Have fun
Heh, ‘Do ya think I’m sixty?’.
April 27th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
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He’s announced tonight he’ll be making his comeback at Folkapalooza…
April 27th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
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Who’d in Celebrity Death Match, Phil Collins or Damien Rice? Or would Twenty rush hte ring and dispatch them both?
If the film rights of the book ever get sold, they should do it Death Match style.
April 28th, 2008 at 12:05 am
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I enjoy doing the drum solo..soometimes in public, and will continue to do so regardless of the f88888ng gorilla ad.
It was embarassing before the ad and is now just more so.
Has nobody noted from the interview though that he will continue to write music and rhymes that have tonight, alright and sight in them.
April 28th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
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Ah, but will this glorious news stop that bloody Cadbury’s gorilla ad?
It will in it’s bubo-ridden hoop.
April 28th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
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More good news - cheers, Twenty!
April 29th, 2008 at 1:35 am
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Sure it’s a woman’s perogative to change her mind, Twenty, so the hormone tablets must be working!
April 29th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
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