Jehova’s witnesses and mad Catholics

You know what? Jehova’s witnesses, let the fuckers die, that’s what I say. It’s tragic that the two babies are sick and may die but nits make lice, don’t they? They’ll grow up as Jehovas and possibly inflict the same kind of crap on their own children.

If you just leave the cunts be then there’s less of them. Any person that would refuse their child treatment that would save its life is a piece of shit as far as I’m concerned. Any group that seriously believes that blood tranfusions are evil in this day and age are clearly retarded in their thinking. Fuck them.

Then you have the body of Padre Pio exhumed and on display. How respectful, digging up a man who has been dead for 40 years and lashing his corpse out in public. Naturally there’s a bit of decomposition after 40 years but not to worry, we’ll just get some special effects people to make a mask, stick it what’s left of his skull and make sure there are plenty of collection boxes around as the desperate, the sick, the infirm and the terminally ill flock to visit and pay and pay and pay tribute to Johnny Stigmata.

Honestly, the older I get the less I understand religion and religious people. If I were to become supreme ruler of Ireland religion would be outlawed and if you didn’t like it you’d have two choices:

1 – Fuck off somewhere else to live.

2 – Be exterminated by my dalek stormtroopers.

Fucking lunatics, all of them.

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145 Responses to Jehova’s witnesses and mad Catholics

  1. Giver O'Shite says:

    Twenty, if you just accepted Jesus into your life, perhaps you wouldn’t be so poisoned by anger

  2. Twenty Major says:

    I will crucify you.

  3. Giver O'Shite says:

    HAHA!

  4. SuperGrover says:

    yeah, twenty, fuck ‘em all. dopey cunts. we are supposed to ‘respect’ their ‘beliefs’. me hole.

  5. Giver O'Shite says:

    I can’t understand why the Holy C can’t just let the old fucker rest in peace.
    As for the Jehovah’s, I say unilaterally fuck ‘em. Give the twins the blood transfusion and get them under a council care order and out of the clutches of those dippy cunts

  6. Jo says:

    Ok. Perspective – if these were scumbag knacker children they’d get their transfusions, grow up, commit crimes, and you’d all have them executed or in jail by the time they were 14… you may as well wipe out the JW’s while you’re at it.

  7. woowoo says:

    Twenty, My ex was an SGI bhuddist. Same kind as Nakamura and Baggio. Anyway – on the whole, great people, all her mates too. But holy fuck, if they don’t think they are right all the time!!! And, they can’t make a decision without chanting for it.

    “Will i move to Ireland and live with woowoo…(hakanakahakanaka)….yes”

    “Will I stay in Ireland in this shitty weather with woowoo who goes to the pub too much…(hakanakahakanakahaka)….no , I’ll head back to Italy”

    “Will I eat peach ot have tea…(hakanakahakanaka)….No”

    Oh – and God, or the fat little fella is actually in them!!!!!! fucking freaks – give me a maladjusted, guilt ridden catholic from sixmilebridge anyday!

  8. RedLeeroy says:

    I think her alternative to a blood transfusion was coca-cola and tomatoes. Yup – crazier that a shithouse rat………

  9. Twenty Major says:

    I think her alternative to a blood transfusion was coca-cola and tomatoes

    Mmmm, the perfect substitute all right…

  10. Scawgeen says:

    I feel sorry for the vampire Jehovas, imagine being a vampire trapped in the body of a Jehovah, it must be awful, and this week Chris I’m Emma from Falcon Crest.

  11. And I don't really care yer know says:

    Actually, I would loik to fuck a Jehova’s, just one, wouldn’t want any witnesses

  12. Puerile Pish says:

    My girlfiends aunt was a Jehovahs witness, she was chucked out for allowing her son to have a transfusion. Shows the type of tolerance they espouse. Fuckers.

  13. Giver O'Shite says:

    If you ever wanna get rid of the cunts quick when they come to the door, just tell them you’re Jewish. Works like salt on a slug. Never could work that one out..

  14. maggot says:

    Best book I’ve read on Religion – Dear God by the wonderful Eamon McCann . your hero Padre Pio get’s a special mention!

    http://www.newsfromnowhere.org.uk/books/DisplayBookInfo.php?ISBN=1898876584

  15. Anthony says:

    rofl @ comment 11
    .. you spelled like wrong :(

  16. Puerile Pish says:

    “Dalek Stormtroopers”

    Someone watches too much science fiction, do you attend Star Trek conventions as well?

  17. Giver O'Shite says:

    Who was gayer, the Daleks or the Stormtroopers?

  18. Giver O'Shite says:

    ….or London Tim

  19. Catholic says:

    Oh my God I’d completely forgotten she was the tomato and coca cola! mental!

    Way I figure it, you can do whatever you like to yourself. But when it comes to children, you keep YOU and the CHILDREN alive. Forget everything else. If religion wants to cull you by not allowing you to have blood, then it’s not a true one. Or at least, it’s not one that I’d put up with. You have to take religion with a pinch of salt, it’s not like back in the day when they used to go around burning people at the stake when they said something the Church didn’t like.

    If you’re going to let a child be killed for a belief… You shouldn’t be allowed to keep that child.

    I could go on for hours, but basically, I agree with you twenty. Other than the non-religion on the island thing. ;)

  20. Satchmo says:

    Here fucking here,
    and why not add jews to your dalek stormtroopers extermination list too.

    On a lighter note. Ive always wondered what happens in a J.W house when MRS J.W has her period, i bet she is as popular as a pork chop in a synagogue.

  21. Satchmo says:

    And no im not an anti-semite i just hate the cunts

  22. And I don't really care yer know says:

    Sorry Ant at comment 15, but any more and you’ll get a dec’ing

  23. itchybollix says:

    I agree; religion IS the opium of the masses

    twenty; de book is not in Easons on Swords….

    Speaking of books – I heard Marian Keyes on the radio yesterday advertising her new “novel” – I think she’s deluding herself

  24. Monkey Balls says:

    I read something the other day that said the answers to all life’s problems could be found in the Bible. Being gullible, I decided to check it out.
    After wasting two fuckin’ days scouring through the pages for some kinda clue, I gave up. It’s all bollocks.
    It doesn’t even mention how to get a fast start in MarioKart.

  25. Peadar says:

    I wonder if they were on deaths door them selves would they find it so easy to turn down a blood transfusion that would save their life. It’s a lot easier to uphold their religious belief on behalf of a voiceless child. Cunts.

    I don’t know who but somebody said “if we’re all gods children, what’s so fucking special about Jesus?”
    Good point!

  26. Monkey Balls says:

    Anybody know where I can get me hands on a cheap second-hand copy of the Qu’ran?

  27. porridge says:

    should be more nuns though
    http://www.adherents.com/lit/comics/WarriorNunAreala.html

    mb, seems there’s a manga version of the bible now. cuts out the being nice to people shite and gets straight to the smiting

  28. maggot says:

    I wonder if they were on deaths door them selves would they find it so easy to turn down a blood transfusion that would save their life.

    It’s quite a common situation – and yes, many fof them do refuse transfusions for themselves.

  29. Peadar says:

    Anybody know where I can get me hands on a cheap second-hand copy of the Qu’ran?

    I haven’t a clue but I’ve heard there’s loads of cheats in there. Not sure if there’s anything about the fast start though

  30. Peadar says:

    It’s quite a common situation – and yes, many fof them do refuse transfusions for themselves.

    Yes but some change their minds when push comes to shove.

  31. Puerile Pish says:

    I don’t generally have problems with groups of people because of their religion..that would be fucking stupid. I don’t agree with the decision JWs make re blood, but I imagine as individuals they are OK, bit deluded maybe.

  32. maggot says:

    some change their minds when push comes to shove

    “some” -what does that prove? It would only matter if they all changed their minds yet insisted their kids …

    Every religion has some people who deviate from their teachings – be it tele-evangelists and hookers, priests and altar boys, jews eating a bacon sandwich. And It’s not unknown for atheists to say a prayer when the shit hits the fan.

  33. RandomNoise says:

    Anyone hear the JW fella on the last word on Wednesday? He claimed it was reasonable to refuse them the blood, because there were “many alternatives”.

    Strangely he didn’t enlighten on the mysterious secret treatments.

    Mentalists.

  34. Peadar says:

    “some” -what does that prove? It would only matter if they all changed their minds yet insisted their kids

    It proves the fucking obvious. That they can decide for themselves

  35. Religous people should have to visit psychologists the same as anyone else who has invisible friends.

    If you taught kids from infancy to adolescence that they had an invisible dog and so did everyone else, I’m sure some of them would believe it even after they grew up.

    What’s that you say Timmy? There’s someone stuck in the well? and the world is going to end?

  36. maggot says:

    What’s fucking obvious is that you were trying to imply that Adult JWs would do a Mother Teresa and take what they denied others – many don’t.

  37. Best not convince Maggot that there isn’t a hell though cos with his limited understanding of society he’ll go on a raping spree.

    Sorry Maggot, but you are a cunt.

  38. in a good way of course.

  39. Dessiegee says:

    I think Michael Jackson is a JW. God knows he could do with a blood transfusion – put somoe colour back in his face – heee heee

  40. Peadar says:

    Sorry Maggot if you don’t understand me. I wasn’t stating anything new or implying anything, but the fucking obvious – adults can decide for themselves, kids can’t. How can that be any clearer? Cunt

  41. maggot says:

    No offence taken Morgor – I took it as a compliment ;)

  42. And I don't really care yer know says:

    wow, fight, fight, fight, c’mon maggot – you gonna let him get away with that? Paedar, what a crap punch, surely you want to deliver the knock-out blow now?

    We could JW’s to mediate?

  43. maggot says:

    How can that be any clearer?

    that part was clear – it was the snide dig at the adults I didn’t like. They may be silly cunts but they are sincere.

    It takes us into interesting and difficult territory though – at what point do others have the right to interfere with parental freedom ? Should the state insist that Veggie parents feed their kids meat until they are old enough to decide ? Should the state insist hat some religions – or any religions – not be taught to kids ? Should we forbid JWs, Plyms and Scientologists to brainwash/raise their kid in their faiths ?

  44. Puerile Pish says:

    There is a bit of a difference between feeding some poor fucker Tofu and letting them bleed to death. Not much of a difference mind you…

  45. maggot says:

    Only in extent PP. children of vegans can have quite major nutritional problems.
    Where do we draw the line ? To what extent do we let the state monitor and interfere ? There are cunts who won’t let smokers adopt – it’s not that big a step to arguing that children should be taken away from parents who smoke.

  46. Should the state insist hat some religions – or any religions – not be taught to kids ? Should we forbid JWs, Plyms and Scientologists to brainwash/raise their kid in their faiths ?

    Yes, I reckon shit like that shouldn’t be institutionised.

    If an adult wants to delude themselves to feel better thats fine.

  47. Peadar says:

    There is a bit of a difference between feeding some poor fucker Tofu and letting them bleed to death. Not much of a difference mind you…

    Ye, but it’s difference maggot can’t comprehend.

    Anyway time for a sambo. I think today I’ll have chicken & ham & beef & salad. Ah fuck it I’ll leave out the salad

  48. Jo says:

    I wanted to have vegetarian kids, but hadn’t the heart to refuse my daughter a taste of things, especially sausages and ham, which were my favourites as a child. I did feel that I didn’t have the right to impose my beliefs on her because she was too young to choose. I mean, I did when she was a baby, as giving her meat didn’t feel right to me, but once she was old enough to want it, she got it.

    I don’t feel great about it though, I can’t afford organic and yer basic battery pork is full of chemicals anad crap. It’s hard to get it right.

    I can’t imagine choosing sanctity of soul over my children’s lives. But then I’m fairly godless. I have had conflicts about health practices though, and weighing pros and cons – antibiotics or not, vaccination or not. I must admit that I do feel it’s my right to make those decisions as my concern is for my child, not my spiritual beliefs. I wouldn’t fancy Twenty or anyone wading in and injecting my kids in righteous indignation.

    Not that I would necessarily argue against a court order to save the baies’ lives. I don’t know.

    maggot, what did Mother T do?

  49. Pinkie says:

    They only dont want the kids to have the transfusion because, according to them, there are limited places in heaven. So they increase THEIR chances of getting in through the pearly gates if the babies dont survive. Sick bastards.

  50. Burgos says:

    Wouldnt mind givin your daughter a bit of the auld meat myself?

  51. Johnny5 says:

    If anyone wants to borrow my Koran, feel free. Here it is:

    Kill whites.

    End

  52. Monkey Balls says:

    I’m sorry if it’s offensive to anybody, (well, actually I’m not, still, there’s no harm in pretending to be nice), but Twenty’s idea of obliterating EVERY religion is a brilliant one.
    Godspeed the revolution!

  53. Tinman18 says:

    We’re ignoring the Padre Pio part of Twenty’s post here. They’ve dug him up so that he can be put on display for the 40th anniversary of his death. I thought it might just have be done by the council of the own he lived in, but no, the Vatican approved it.

    Who in the name of God (yes, I mean that) led them to believe they had the right to do that? That his body belongs to them, for them to use & display as they see fit? Will they do it again when he’s 50 years dead?

    Pope John Paul must be spinning in his grave – or, at least, trying to scrunch himself into one corner of it out of sight.

  54. heh, Godspeed to the obliteration of religion indeed.

  55. Tinman18 says:

    And Burgos, seriously, learn when something is going too far.

  56. maggot says:

    Mother Teresa was a bit controversial – her hospice didn’t do a lot of treatment, she preached that suffering was a gift from God, yet when she got ill she flew off to the best and fanciest hospitals money could find – no suffering for her if possible. Christopher Hitchens wrote a fair bit about her hypocrisy and double standards – such as

    http://www.lipmagazine.org/articles/featpostel_56.htm

  57. maggot says:

    Burgos is a total prick Tinman.

  58. Burgos says:

    One can only know when taking something is too far, if they have taken it too far.

  59. Burgos says:

    “Burgos is a total prick Tinman.”

    Who pissed on your cornflakes needledick?

  60. Monkey Balls says:

    Correct me if you dare, but isn’t every religion formed on the basis that YOU can be more worthy of ultimate salvation than your neighbour who doesn’t share your misplaced belief?
    Intellectual wanking for the intellectually compromised.

  61. I once took my son out of a shopping centre because they were playing Ronan Keating.

    That’s how much I love my children.

    Religion is bollocks, there is no God

    This should not be offensive to anyone, it should be accepted fact

  62. Tinman18 says:

    Not quite, MB, because they can be saved too if you can convert them to your belief, so you can have a crusade to covert them and save them from eternal suffering – oddly enough, sometimes this is achieved by setting fire to them.

  63. maggot says:

    ” isn’t every religion formed on the basis that YOU can be more worthy of ultimate salvation than your neighbour who doesn’t share your misplaced belief?”

    No – they all are based on the idea that if you do things right you will be rewarded.

  64. maggot, good link on mother teresa by the way.

  65. Mr Jihad says:

    I’ve just issued a fatwa against you, infidel!

  66. Fuck sake Tinman, I used to think the 18 in your name referred to your age, not your IQ.

    I’m too drunk right now to argue, or to figure out who’s side you’re on, but we’re probably both right.

  67. Tinman18 says:

    I think you may not have interpreted my comment correctly, MB, I think we are on the same side here, though I appear to be about eleven drinks behind.

  68. B says:

    when you reach the point that fear of death sets in, you’ll turn back to religion twenty.

    my brother has a padre pio mr potato head like thing that he throws against walls when arsenal lose.

    also, is the watchtower free or do the jehovah’s witnesses just REALLY like us? we’ve hundred of them.

  69. I could’ve gone on the attack immediately Tinman, but I’m feeling benevolent at the moment. You’re me besht mate, so ye are!
    (And you’re only 1 and a half 2Lt. bottles of Devil’s Bit cider behind. Try to keep up.)

  70. Burgos says:

    “MB, I think we are on the same side here”

    Why dont you just marry the freak then?

  71. Medbh says:

    It’s a good plan, Twenty.
    Unfortunately, when you outlaw religion it only grows stronger underground.
    Some people cling to dearly to the superstitions and the jack boot thuggery of the clergy.

  72. Sorry, I left Babylon roughly 12 minutes ago!

  73. maggot says:

    Those who don’t believe in God and the devil just have to watch the Jason movies.
    Or Resident Evil movies – Resident Evil: Apocalypse was on last night. That Millie Jovovich is top tottie!

  74. Giver O'Shite says:

    I see Chris de Burgos is back.

    And expressing sinister paedophile urges towards Jo’s daughter.

  75. RE Apocalypse was on tv?

    what channel? I heard good things about it.

    PS : Aul Millie was hottest in fifth element.

  76. Twenty Major says:

    Unfortunately, when you outlaw religion it only grows stronger underground.

    Underground catholics. Like holy molemen.

    *shudder*

  77. Tinman18 says:

    Because our religion doesn’t allow it, obviously, Burgos, though if I were dead it apparently be OK for him to dig me up & show me off for money.

  78. maggot says:

    It was on Five US.

    Yep – she was great in the Fifth Element – even made up for Buce Willis!

  79. Burgos says:

    Chris De Burgos – I like it, i like it a lot

  80. And I don't really care yer know says:

    Maggot, about the previous stuff and kids – it’s all about evolving capacity – this how the UN define the evolving rights of the child and their ability to comprehend and act for themselves

    are you a man or a woman or a girl or a boy?

  81. Maggot’s a man. A real man. A real maggot-man.

    Me and him have a Milla Jovovich and Resident Evil connection that’s gonna last forever.

    I love him like a brother.

  82. Peadar says:

    Oh stop all the bickering.

    Thank god I’m an atheist

    sorry I’ll get me coat.

    shit I didn’t bring one and its fucking raining again

  83. AIDRCYK, (if that really is your real name), I have to ask;
    Why do you ask?

  84. Tinman18 says:

    I think that if we forgot about God and Jehovah and started worshipping Milla Jovovich, man would live in toal agreement…

    Until one day she wore a T-shirt with a cartoon on it

  85. maggot says:

    You have a lot of class Morgor – you must be at least a chrysalis.

    I’m just an ‘umble maggot ‘And I don’t really care yer know’. Who knows what I’ll be after the change, if it ever comes.

  86. maggot says:

    Morgor, there’s a bit where she’s in a tank, naked – let me know what you think – are those nipples for real ?

  87. SuperGrover says:

    I used to go out with Milla Jovovich from The Fifth Element but I dumped her for Devon Aoki from Sin City. Still going strong.

  88. porridge says:

    obviously stunt nipples

    theme tune for the weekend
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ylRplLnU84

  89. Burgos says:

    This is the worst thread EVER

    I’d rather have thread worms

  90. Expand on this maggot. Is it a TANK, like a tank, or some wimpy thing like a water-tank. I need to know before I waste me time downloading it.

  91. maggot says:

    She’s in the buff and it’s glass. That good enough for you MB?

    Incidentally – there are a couple of the living dead who are dead ringers for stinking pete and dirty dave.

  92. thanks maggot. I’ll have to watch that part again with my binoculars.

    MB it’s a tank as in a glass tank, where she is made from a hand of an alien.

  93. Sorry maggot, but it’s not what I was hoping for. In my mind I envisaged a naked Mila, straddling the main gun of an AMX-30, begging for a bit of friendly fire.
    Not for me, but thanks anyway.

  94. Fifth Element is a fine film anyway, gary oldman and tricky are in it too.

  95. Burgos says:

    Whats the dice with no more DPS or Medical Card?

  96. Monkey Balls says:

    Seriously Morgor, is that Tricky, as in ex-Massive Attack Tricky? I have a lot of respect for him as an artist, and I’d even be willing to forsake the torture of enduring the sight of that Willis cunt if this is the case.
    Though to be honest, I’m kinda hoping I’m wrong, and don’t have to.

  97. SuperGrover says:

    MB – the very same

  98. Jo says:

    LOVE the Fifth Element.

    It is Tricky. And Bruce is fab in it!

    Yep, Mother T also did a nasty line in ‘there are no unwanted children! Show me an unwanted child and I’ll give it a home’. Then she put them all in a nursery and refused to let them be held. You had to feed them standing away from the cot. Way to breed a generation of emotional freaks.

    Holy molemen. Fantastic.

    I like the idea that religion is an inappropriate response to the divine.

    All the religions you’re talking about are patriarchal ones. I wonder what a religion created by women would be like?

  99. Monkey Balls says:

    Burgos, what part of FUCK OFF do you have a problem understanding?
    And what the fuck is DPS? Dickhead Procrantinating Shite?

    I apologise in advance for picking on you, but there isn’t hardly enough venom expressed on this blog recently. I feel it’s my duty to resolve it. Nothing personal.

  100. maggot says:

    Yep – that’s him. Luke Perry is also i it.

  101. SuperGrover says:

    Hey Monkeyballs – you steaming pile of goatshite

  102. Burgos says:

    Thats exactly what i was trying to get this blog back to. The way i once liked it.

    It started turning a bit weird there with all this nicey this nicey that tripe

    DPS – Drug Payment Scheme maybe

    And dont apologize you lowly piece of left over after birth

  103. Tricky is fairly shit in it mind you. but then he gets blown up so it’s ok.

    Does Mother T have any relationship with Mister T?

  104. SuperGrover says:

    As for you Chris De Cunt, you’re a freak of a kiddie fiddler

  105. maggot says:

    Have you seen Resident Evil Jo ? Thoughts on Milla Jovovich ? Any relation ?

  106. And I don't really care yer know says:

    No, and you’ve never seen me fanny either

  107. Tinman18 says:

    Jo, a female religion would be bad news for us guys, coz on the last day Mrs God will say “off to hell with you” and when we say “why, what’s wrong?” She’ll say “if you don’t know what’s wrong, there’s no point in me telling you”…

  108. Tinman18 says:

    While we’re discussing hot women from thrillers (and why not) do you realise, Monkey, that if you married Uma Thurman and then she divorced you and married William Hurt, her name would be Uma Balls Hurt.

  109. RandomNoise says:

    Sorry Tinman – can’t worship milla. The church would schism into a faction worshipping res evil milla and those adoring fifth element milla.

  110. Peadar says:

    All the religions you’re talking about are patriarchal ones. I wonder what a religion created by women would be like?

    I dread to think but I’m sure it would involve make up and matching curtains and duvet

  111. …talk of a female religion reminds me of a robin williams routine about women ruling the world

    “It would be good for two reasons, a woman would never make a bomb that would kill you, she would make a bomb that makes you feel bad for a while. And there would be no more, just every 28 days, some intense negotiations.”

  112. maggot says:

    Jo – there’s a strong Marian Tradition in Roman Catholicism – and Orthodox Judaism is considered to have three patriarchs but four matriarchs – Sarah, Rebecca, Leah and Rachel. So You cannot dodge the bullet by blaming men!

  113. *and there would be no more war, just every 28 days…” etc

  114. I think religion suits women better than men.

    it’s always the mammy in the family that insists on going to mass etc.

    And sure women are all a bit mental anyway.

  115. Twenty Major says:

    While we’re discussing hot women from thrillers (and why not) do you realise, Monkey, that if you married Uma Thurman and then she divorced you and married William Hurt, her name would be Uma Balls Hurt.

    Ooh, that’s good.

  116. Jo says:

    Oh yeah right, maggot. The feminist, pro woman hidden face of Catholicism.

  117. maggot says:

    I’ll refer you to Morgor’s post 115 Jo !

  118. hehe, jo gets us mixed up all the time ;)

    Don’t get me wrong, the catholic church hates women, but women seem to stand up for it.

    I was chatting to two friends of mine, a gay guy and a girl.

    They both stood up for the church, when the church obviously hates them both.

    I heard that in Ireland (up until the 50′s) if a woman had a baby she had to go to a special ceremony in the church to be cleaned.

  119. Dessiegee says:

    The church would schism into a faction worshipping res evil milla and those adoring fifth element milla.

    What about the “Joan of Arc” milla – the craziest one of them all. She only listened to and took instructions from God..

  120. maggot says:

    Incidentally, speaking of Daleks – the Prescottian Sontarans are back in tomorrow’s Dr Who!

  121. maggot says:

    I was right – you are one of us Morgor!

    That ceremony ( “churching” )apparently is still carried out in some places.

  122. Peadar says:

    women should go to church and get cleaned more often

  123. Do they allow spectators?

  124. Monkey Balls says:

    As a kid, my Father used to drive me and my numerous siblings to church every Sunday. It was never the local one, but the one in Church Street, about half an hour away. My Mother ostensibly got on with making the Sunday dinner, and that was the excuse I was given for her never attending. Funnily enough, she was always only started on it when we arrived home.
    I try not to think about it too much.

  125. maggot says:

    Churching ceremony can also be found in old Church of Ireland prayerbooks

  126. maggot says:

    It was very considerate of your Father to give your mother some quite and private quality time MB.

  127. Monkey Balls says:

    I’ll be sorry for disclosing all this shit tomorrow, but I’m well into my 3rd 2 Litre bottle of cider now.
    But I’m babysitting tonight, and in that respect I’m sure you’ll agree it’s commendable. So fuck the lorra yiz!
    G’wan ye pack o’ shites!

  128. Jo says:

    Heh. spectators.
    It’s original sin, isn’t it? You’ve all been tainted by passing through your mother’s unmentionable evil vagina!

    I didn’t get you mixed up did I? I was responding to post 113.

    Yes, women’s internalisation of patriarchal practice is depressing, and still alive and well. In fact, they’re worse than men. Magdalene laundries..

  129. Monkey Balls says:

    I’ve been in and out of more vaginas in me time than I care to remember Jo, and while I was well aware of it being sinful, I never cared a bit.
    The ‘sinful’ part of it only made it better.
    As Mr. Bowie once said, in an uncharacteristic bout of enlightenment, “Let the children boogie”

  130. maggot says:

    Bit of a feminist then Jo ?

  131. Monkey Balls says:

    maggot, women are stupid. All you need to need to do is convince yourself that you’re good-looking, and hung like a donkey. They’ll fall at your feet, legs akimbo.
    For me it was natural.
    Try it. It works. All you need is the confidence.

  132. Peadar says:

    What age are you Monkey? Do you work for a living?
    How do you afford to spend all your days drinking?
    Where did I go wrong?

  133. kelly d says:

    MBalls:
    You = babysitting, on a Friday night, out of vaginas… Yeah, women ARE stupid.

    Slán

  134. lazlopanaflex jnr says:

    yep,nice one twenty.i’m sick of listening to these creeping jebus cunts telling us we’re the sick fucks.you don’t want to avail of science and human advancement,GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS COUNTRY.try some witch doctor in borneo or some such.
    CHRIS hitchens has a quote in “GOD IS NOT GREAT”(he’s not even real,never mind great)
    “in dark ages people are best guided by religion,as in a pitch black night a blind man is the best guide;he knows the roads and paths better than a man who can see.when daylight comes,however,it is foolish to use blind old men as guides”

  135. Monkey Balls says:

    Peadar, I’m 46 and a half. I wouldn’t really call it working, but I do earn a steady income. I drink all day, simply because I can’t think of a reason for not drinking all day. As for where you went wrong, well, you tell me.
    Kelly D, you seem quite clever for a woman. What age are YOU? I reckon I must know your mother.

  136. Monkey Balls says:

    One more thing, miss kelly d. As I was leaving the house where I did my babysitting, one of the children was crying. She didn’t want me to go. She insisted on coming with me, but I was able to console her by telling her she was going to be the youngest on my list of women whose hearts I’ve broken.
    Where else could anyone ever get a babysitter as good as that?
    And if you’re not a minger, which I sincerely doubt, I might even throw in a free ride, or let you suck me off, or something.
    Cheers.

  137. Monkey Balls says:

    (Backdoor Specialist)

    No maggot, that’s not what I meant

  138. B says:

    chris tucker got 30million for rush hour 3

  139. Molson 12 Pack says:

    I think you’d like

    pat condell

    Twenty, A real atheist who preaches the brutal and honest truth

  140. morgor the schemer says:

    B, what does that have to do with anything?

    Yes, women’s internalisation of patriarchal practice is depressing, and still alive and well. In fact, they’re worse than men. that’s what I was trying to say but I was too lazy to phrase it properly.

    Alien Vs Predator, it’s all based on cocks and fannies you know.

  141. maggot says:

    The cocks don’t stand a chance.

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  143. Molson 12 Pack says:

    Dam

    This

    is the clip I was looking for.

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