Dirty Dave and Stinking Pete walked into Ron’s, ordered a drink and sat at the bar. Stinking Pete declared himself unwell moments before unleashing a stream of vomit all over the floor.
“What the fuck have you been eating?”, yelled a clearly unhappy Ron.
“Just sandwiches”.
“What did you have in them?”
“A watery green vegetable”.
“Oh for fuck’s sake, I thought we told you to stay away from the pukeumber”.
Well Pete was always a nototious BARFly anyway.
that nade me chuck le
Oh dear
That was fucking terrible….
Go stand in the corner and think about what you’ve done
Oh the smell of it.
Yack.
cucumbers are bitches to stack, some are slightly curled up, some are too big, some are too pointy at the end…. just awful little bitches in general.
That was the second worst pun in the world…Rob knows tthe first
Dunno if making up a word really counts as a pun in the strictest sense.
Also, neologisms are a sign of being a mentalist.
Also, neologisms are a sign of being a mentalist.
Cram it you fuckunt.
snarf…………or something like that
Touché.
I’ve been puking all day today. And I didn’t have any pukeumber either! (did I spell that right?)
lettuce hope he’s ok soon
That is an unfortunate turnip for the books.
“unfortunate” just looks like it’s spelt wrongly.
Talking of small feet, I’ve no shoes
Does anybody in the whole world actually like cucumber? Freaks I suppose
lettuce hope he’s ok soon
ha ha
I do, but you can’t wear them as shoes
Course you can – haven’t you ever heard of shoecumbers?
goes well with black sole
Ah now SG, is this really the plaice for the fish jokes?
shore is
tenuous, i admit
I think we’ll allow it. Or at least, that’s how it a-piers.
i hate stacking cumbersome veg
ibanez, i said the same thing!
start a shelfstackers against cucumbers movement?
fudgepackers against cucumbers?
I think fudgepackers would be well for cucumbers
a pint of yakult would soon sort him out.
start the car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROFL!