Out of his gourd

Posted in Blog by Twenty Major on April 23rd, 2008

Dirty Dave and Stinking Pete walked into Ron’s, ordered a drink and sat at the bar. Stinking Pete declared himself unwell moments before unleashing a stream of vomit all over the floor.

“What the fuck have you been eating?”, yelled a clearly unhappy Ron.

“Just sandwiches”.

“What did you have in them?”

“A watery green vegetable”.

“Oh for fuck’s sake, I thought we told you to stay away from the pukeumber”.

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30 comments

  1. Lung the Younger. says:

    Well Pete was always a nototious BARFly anyway.

    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:03 pm

  2. Ibanez says:

    that nade me chuck le

    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:06 pm
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  3. Alan Smithee says:

    Oh dear

    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:12 pm
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  4. rob aka allegedcomedian says:

    That was fucking terrible….

    Go stand in the corner and think about what you’ve done

    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:13 pm
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  5. Medbh says:

    Oh the smell of it.
    Yack.

    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:16 pm
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  6. B says:

    cucumbers are bitches to stack, some are slightly curled up, some are too big, some are too pointy at the end…. just awful little bitches in general.

    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:27 pm
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  7. Puerile Pish says:

    That was the second worst pun in the world…Rob knows tthe first

    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:44 pm
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  8. RandomNoise says:

    Dunno if making up a word really counts as a pun in the strictest sense.

    Also, neologisms are a sign of being a mentalist.

    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:52 pm
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  9. Twenty Major says:

    Also, neologisms are a sign of being a mentalist.

    Cram it you fuckunt.

    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:58 pm
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  10. manuel says:

    snarf…………or something like that

    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:58 pm
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  11. RandomNoise says:

    Touché.

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:04 pm
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  12. Pinkie says:

    I’ve been puking all day today. And I didn’t have any pukeumber either! (did I spell that right?)

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:04 pm
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  13. SuperGrover says:

    lettuce hope he’s ok soon

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:08 pm
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  14. RandomNoise says:

    That is an unfortunate turnip for the books.

    “unfortunate” just looks like it’s spelt wrongly.

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:11 pm
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  15. And I don't really care yer know says:

    Talking of small feet, I’ve no shoes

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:17 pm
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  16. Peadar says:

    Does anybody in the whole world actually like cucumber? Freaks I suppose

    lettuce hope he’s ok soon

    ha ha

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:18 pm
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  17. And I don't really care yer know says:

    I do, but you can’t wear them as shoes

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:44 pm
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  18. RandomNoise says:

    Course you can - haven’t you ever heard of shoecumbers?

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:47 pm
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  19. SuperGrover says:

    goes well with black sole

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:52 pm
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  20. RandomNoise says:

    Ah now SG, is this really the plaice for the fish jokes?

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:52 pm
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  21. SuperGrover says:

    shore is

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:56 pm
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  22. SuperGrover says:

    tenuous, i admit

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:56 pm
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  23. RandomNoise says:

    I think we’ll allow it. Or at least, that’s how it a-piers.

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:57 pm
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  24. Ibanez says:

    i hate stacking cumbersome veg

    April 23rd, 2008 at 4:11 pm
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  25. B says:

    ibanez, i said the same thing!

    start a shelfstackers against cucumbers movement?

    April 23rd, 2008 at 4:25 pm
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  26. SuperGrover says:

    fudgepackers against cucumbers?

    April 23rd, 2008 at 4:32 pm
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  27. Puerile Pish says:

    I think fudgepackers would be well for cucumbers

    April 23rd, 2008 at 4:52 pm
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  28. maggot says:

    a pint of yakult would soon sort him out.

    April 23rd, 2008 at 6:50 pm
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  29. bettyswallox says:

    start the car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    April 23rd, 2008 at 8:57 pm
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  30. Govstooge says:

    ROFL!

    April 24th, 2008 at 8:40 am
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