Out of his gourd
Posted in Blog by Twenty Major on April 23rd, 2008
Dirty Dave and Stinking Pete walked into Ron’s, ordered a drink and sat at the bar. Stinking Pete declared himself unwell moments before unleashing a stream of vomit all over the floor.
“What the fuck have you been eating?”, yelled a clearly unhappy Ron.
“Just sandwiches”.
“What did you have in them?”
“A watery green vegetable”.
“Oh for fuck’s sake, I thought we told you to stay away from the pukeumber”.
Well Pete was always a nototious BARFly anyway.
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:03 pm
that nade me chuck le
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:06 pm
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Oh dear
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:12 pm
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That was fucking terrible….
Go stand in the corner and think about what you’ve done
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:13 pm
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Oh the smell of it.
Yack.
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:16 pm
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cucumbers are bitches to stack, some are slightly curled up, some are too big, some are too pointy at the end…. just awful little bitches in general.
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:27 pm
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That was the second worst pun in the world…Rob knows tthe first
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:44 pm
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Dunno if making up a word really counts as a pun in the strictest sense.
Also, neologisms are a sign of being a mentalist.
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:52 pm
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Also, neologisms are a sign of being a mentalist.
Cram it you fuckunt.
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:58 pm
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snarf…………or something like that
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:58 pm
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Touché.
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:04 pm
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I’ve been puking all day today. And I didn’t have any pukeumber either! (did I spell that right?)
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:04 pm
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lettuce hope he’s ok soon
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:08 pm
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That is an unfortunate turnip for the books.
“unfortunate” just looks like it’s spelt wrongly.
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:11 pm
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Talking of small feet, I’ve no shoes
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:17 pm
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Does anybody in the whole world actually like cucumber? Freaks I suppose
lettuce hope he’s ok soon
ha ha
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:18 pm
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I do, but you can’t wear them as shoes
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:44 pm
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Course you can - haven’t you ever heard of shoecumbers?
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:47 pm
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goes well with black sole
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:52 pm
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Ah now SG, is this really the plaice for the fish jokes?
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:52 pm
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shore is
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:56 pm
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tenuous, i admit
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:56 pm
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I think we’ll allow it. Or at least, that’s how it a-piers.
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:57 pm
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i hate stacking cumbersome veg
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:11 pm
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ibanez, i said the same thing!
start a shelfstackers against cucumbers movement?
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:25 pm
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fudgepackers against cucumbers?
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:32 pm
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I think fudgepackers would be well for cucumbers
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:52 pm
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a pint of yakult would soon sort him out.
April 23rd, 2008 at 6:50 pm
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start the car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 23rd, 2008 at 8:57 pm
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ROFL!
April 24th, 2008 at 8:40 am
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