Out of his gourd
Posted on | April 23, 2008 | 30 Comments
Dirty Dave and Stinking Pete walked into Ron’s, ordered a drink and sat at the bar. Stinking Pete declared himself unwell moments before unleashing a stream of vomit all over the floor.
“What the fuck have you been eating?”, yelled a clearly unhappy Ron.
“Just sandwiches”.
“What did you have in them?”
“A watery green vegetable”.
“Oh for fuck’s sake, I thought we told you to stay away from the pukeumber”.
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April 23rd, 2008 @ 2:03 pm
Well Pete was always a nototious BARFly anyway.
April 23rd, 2008 @ 2:06 pm
that nade me chuck le
April 23rd, 2008 @ 2:12 pm
Oh dear
April 23rd, 2008 @ 2:13 pm
That was fucking terrible….
Go stand in the corner and think about what you’ve done
April 23rd, 2008 @ 2:16 pm
Oh the smell of it.
Yack.
April 23rd, 2008 @ 2:27 pm
cucumbers are bitches to stack, some are slightly curled up, some are too big, some are too pointy at the end…. just awful little bitches in general.
April 23rd, 2008 @ 2:44 pm
That was the second worst pun in the world…Rob knows tthe first
April 23rd, 2008 @ 2:52 pm
Dunno if making up a word really counts as a pun in the strictest sense.
Also, neologisms are a sign of being a mentalist.
April 23rd, 2008 @ 2:58 pm
Also, neologisms are a sign of being a mentalist.
Cram it you fuckunt.
April 23rd, 2008 @ 2:58 pm
snarf…………or something like that
April 23rd, 2008 @ 3:04 pm
Touché.
April 23rd, 2008 @ 3:04 pm
I’ve been puking all day today. And I didn’t have any pukeumber either! (did I spell that right?)
April 23rd, 2008 @ 3:08 pm
lettuce hope he’s ok soon
April 23rd, 2008 @ 3:11 pm
That is an unfortunate turnip for the books.
“unfortunate” just looks like it’s spelt wrongly.
April 23rd, 2008 @ 3:17 pm
Talking of small feet, I’ve no shoes
April 23rd, 2008 @ 3:18 pm
Does anybody in the whole world actually like cucumber? Freaks I suppose
lettuce hope he’s ok soon
ha ha
April 23rd, 2008 @ 3:44 pm
I do, but you can’t wear them as shoes
April 23rd, 2008 @ 3:47 pm
Course you can – haven’t you ever heard of shoecumbers?
April 23rd, 2008 @ 3:52 pm
goes well with black sole
April 23rd, 2008 @ 3:52 pm
Ah now SG, is this really the plaice for the fish jokes?
April 23rd, 2008 @ 3:56 pm
shore is
April 23rd, 2008 @ 3:56 pm
tenuous, i admit
April 23rd, 2008 @ 3:57 pm
I think we’ll allow it. Or at least, that’s how it a-piers.
April 23rd, 2008 @ 4:11 pm
i hate stacking cumbersome veg
April 23rd, 2008 @ 4:25 pm
ibanez, i said the same thing!
start a shelfstackers against cucumbers movement?
April 23rd, 2008 @ 4:32 pm
fudgepackers against cucumbers?
April 23rd, 2008 @ 4:52 pm
I think fudgepackers would be well for cucumbers
April 23rd, 2008 @ 6:50 pm
a pint of yakult would soon sort him out.
April 23rd, 2008 @ 8:57 pm
start the car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 24th, 2008 @ 8:40 am
ROFL!