John Prescott
I had to check the date on the newspaper on Sunday when I read about John Prescott suffering from bulimia. It wasn’t April Fools. Then it kind of made sense to me.
I bet he sicked it up then ate it straight back down again, the gluttonous cunt.
I eagerly await the Mary Harney/Anorexia exposé.
April 21st, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Bulimics can be overweight, obese even. They’re often bingers. If Mary Harney were to suffer from an eating disorder it would more likely be bulimia rather than anorexia.
April 21st, 2008 at 1:45 pm
I odn’t really care ,…
April 21st, 2008 at 1:45 pm
She’s a Mr Kiplingoholic.
April 21st, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Fuck off with excuses, big boned, glandular, heavy aura, I will acknowledge some eating disorders but not in the case of that chip and gravy swilling behemoth Prescott. He is Northern, probably raised on a diet of lard and dripping fried in batter, the obnoxious cunt.
April 21st, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Sorry for the rant…but he is a cunt.
April 21st, 2008 at 1:50 pm
prescott’s really disappeared in the last while. it used to be great fun watching him beat up strangers on the street, waving the middle finger back at journalists and whatever else it was he done.
April 21st, 2008 at 1:53 pm
He boned his secretary at the Xmas party, could you imagine the Odlams involved!!!
April 21st, 2008 at 1:59 pm
ahaha. a bold joke of this genre has been lurking at the back of my head since i heard. well done.
April 21st, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Two Jags should now be known as two gags.
April 21st, 2008 at 3:03 pm
“She’s a Mr Kiplingoholic”
Agreed, let’s call her Missus Kipling from now on.
‘If you can keep your belly when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can burst yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too.
If you can wait and not hunger by the waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look to food, nor talk too wise:’
etc., ad nauseam
April 21st, 2008 at 3:10 pm
odlums? the flour?
April 21st, 2008 at 3:25 pm
heh, Conan.
April 21st, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Lovely, Conan!
“ad nauseam” – ha!
April 21st, 2008 at 3:49 pm
odlams? what?
April 21st, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Tis funny reading this today as I have a tummy bug and after scoffing down a lovely meal of bangers n mash with egg and peas, on a bed of red sauce yesterday evening, I violently puked it all up about 15 minutes later and as I said to the missus last night I can see a healthy good side to this Bulimea lark.
All the taste and very few of the calories.
Starving now though. Still can’t hold anything down :(
April 21st, 2008 at 4:46 pm
madspooon…
“bangers n mash with egg and peas, on a bed of red sauce”
Just hazarding a guess here, but you wouldn’t be a culchie by any chance?
April 21st, 2008 at 5:25 pm
I’d say his missus is called Brandine
April 21st, 2008 at 5:35 pm
I’d say he’s a savage for bacon and cabbage
April 21st, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Tis quiet today.
Monkey must be back in his cage. Maggot has been squashed. Morgor is gone to change his name.
Twenty and J5 are pouncing around dublin wearing 3/4 length trousers and sun glasses on their heads.
Cunts one and all.
I’m going to bed
April 21st, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Are you referring to this…. http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/bulimia-not-the-same-as-being-a-greedy-bastard%2c-say-doctors-20080421887/
Yes, Mr. Kipling writes exceedingly good poems
April 21st, 2008 at 7:12 pm
I’m a busy cunt nowadays.
Not so much fannying about time.
But i’m still here. oh yes.
April 21st, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Mary Harney vomited me up, I scurried away to safety before she came back for a second go.
Pig.
April 21st, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Next week in the Sunday Independent:
‘Bertie: It was me kleptomania what done them tings’
April 21st, 2008 at 9:36 pm
Fuck yourself peadar -nobody else would – I’m here !
April 21st, 2008 at 9:39 pm
Celia tells all to the Sunday life – Bertie stole my heart ?
April 21st, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Bit harsh there Twenty, speaking as a half-bulemic meself.
I’ve mastered the binge eating but the chucking up is proving a bit more troublesome…
April 21st, 2008 at 11:08 pm
As a fat cunt myself,but not so fat as to suffer from chaffing,I’ve often wondered whats the big deal about puking.I’d rather stuff myself,wait a while and then have a big healthy shit. The pleasure is in seeing what I’ve done to all that disgusting food.Bulemics should get with the program.
April 21st, 2008 at 11:26 pm
Nice one, Twenty. It would be even funnier if he had bowel cancer.
April 21st, 2008 at 11:30 pm
No it wouldn’t.
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:36 am
he’s definitely been doing it wrong………
April 22nd, 2008 at 1:31 am
P is right. It’s another example of excuse making via medicine or psychobabble. Naughty children ? No, they have ADD. Stupid ? No they have “problems”.
Greedy Cunt ? No, it’s a medical condition.
My arse.
April 22nd, 2008 at 1:37 am
Yes it would. You could have had a right good laugh at it. Even funnier than bulimia, which is really hysterical.
April 22nd, 2008 at 1:43 am
[...] it looks like Twenty thinks Bulimia is a fucking [...]
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:46 am
what has bowel cancer got to do with anything? who is this bock cunt?
April 22nd, 2008 at 9:02 am
I know you’ve been waiting to have a go, Bock, but I’m a bit disappointed this is the best you can come up with.
April 22nd, 2008 at 9:29 am
Bock the Rimjobber more like
April 22nd, 2008 at 9:46 am
Bock the knobgobbler
April 22nd, 2008 at 10:38 am
Looks like we have some PC Nazi’s on..
April 22nd, 2008 at 10:57 am
You call Prescott a gluttonous cunt. Various others come in and attempt to out-do you in “funniness” and vomit references. Meanwhile some other intellectual asks, “who is this bock cunt?”
Does all this have some value? Or does saying cunt every five minutes get a higher ranking on irishblogs.ie? What about “Leave a comment if you like. Or don’t. It’s all the fucking same to me.” I mean, is that “clever” or what? What’s the point exactly? Does it make you feel ‘big’?
It took far more guts for Prescott to admit what he did than for you to sit there and write “gluttonous cunt” forty times over.
Now, let’s hear the ‘jokes’ about ‘guts’ etc.
April 22nd, 2008 at 10:59 am
“Looks like we have some PC Nazi’s on”
No, it’s called a smidgen of intelligence.
April 22nd, 2008 at 11:04 am
What exactly is your point, Nora?
April 22nd, 2008 at 11:06 am
Sorry, I didn’t know you couldn’t read.
April 22nd, 2008 at 11:07 am
Yes, it’s obvious I struggle with things like that.
April 22nd, 2008 at 11:37 am
Play nice children!! Or it’s the naughty, sorry the ADD step for you!
April 22nd, 2008 at 11:37 am
Nora: I was talking about the 2 intellectuals above my comment..
But you’re holier than thow attitude intrigues me..
Whats it like up there on your high horse?
April 22nd, 2008 at 11:56 am
It’s got nothing to do with “holier than thou”. I’d like to know what’s the point of the post — other than giving a platform to various idiotic comments. Which seems to be its main function. And a platform for a few utterly extraneous uses of “cunt”.
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:03 pm
…other than giving a platform to various idiotic comments. Which seems to be its main function. And a platform for a few utterly extraneous uses of “cunt”.
That’s exactly the point.
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Nora.I think you’ve said Cunt more than most on this page today…oops I did it again..
Lighten up…
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Cunty Cunty Cunt….ah shit my tourettes has started…. “HANDICAP”..sorry.”BLOWJOB”..help me!
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Nora, your naivete is quite astounding. Mr Prescott is attempting to fit a label on himself to make himself more appealling to the UK electorate. His size is directly attributable to a lifestyle choice. He, the great man of the people, is quite frankly a man of appetites, certainlyin terms of the trappings of wealth aquisition, which include a large ingestion of alcohol and pie. He is a product of a typical “working class” made good scenario which Bertie also capitalised on to gather wealth.
It is not my place to say it, so apologies to TM in advance, but if you don’t like what is in the blog or post you have the choice to not read it.
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:13 pm
That’s exactly the point.
Grand. But I don’t imagine anyone needs a blog to do that. Have at it. It’s your turf, not mine.
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:15 pm
It’s your turf, not mine.
Exactly, which leads me to wonder why you fucking bothered in the first place.
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:16 pm
It is not my place to say it, so apologies to TM in advance, but if you don’t like what is in the blog or post you have the choice to not read it.
No need to apologise to me for talking sense.
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Mr Prescott is attempting to fit a label on himself to make himself more appealling
I take it you’ve spoken with his doctor, then.
if you don’t like what is in the blog or post you have the choice to not read it.
It’s my first visit here. I didn’t know what to expect. But I do now. :)
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Nora: Go on, say Cunt one more time…pleeeeease???
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:32 pm
You didn’t know what to expect when you came on to someone’s blog and leave the kind of comment you did?
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Well you did say, “Leave a comment if you like. Or don’t. It’s all the fucking same to me.”
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:46 pm
And?
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Figure it out, Twenty. :)
April 22nd, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Twenty: You know I’ve been waiting to have a go?
How did you know that?
As it happens, I know someone with this illness, and I thought it was worth leaving the fairly mild comment I did, because I’ve seen the consequences it can have on people and their families.
I don’t mind people calling me a cunt if that’s what passes for discussion.
April 22nd, 2008 at 4:37 pm
As it happens, I know someone with this illness, and I thought it was worth leaving the fairly mild comment I did, because I’ve seen the consequences it can have on people and their families.
So what?
Your comment re: bowel cancer was just ludicrous and taking one part of what I said and making a sweeping generalisation in your blog post elicited reactions just like you’d hoped.
Which is fine with me, a bit of blog banter is always good.
April 22nd, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Everyone enjoys the slagging and piss taking until it hits closer to home. Bullshit!
April 22nd, 2008 at 4:42 pm
God forbid we’d ever see a ludicrous statement here, Twenty! Or a sweeping generalisation.
April 22nd, 2008 at 4:45 pm
God no, especially when there’s those with the memory of elephants hanging about the place.
April 22nd, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Not to mention mind-readers.
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:03 pm
I can bend spoons too.
April 22nd, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Uri Geller – Twenty Major? Really can’t see it. Or else what you really mean to say when you talk about bending is actually …?
Out of curiousity, what has Bock robbed?
April 27th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
…many people of their dignity, not to mention his own on occasion.
January 15th, 2009 at 12:13 am
It serves him right!