36 Responses to This is what my cunt looks like

  1. maggot says:

    Heh heh – that’s asking for trouble!
    Entrapment!

  2. Grandad says:

    Wow! A fart in stereo? I’m impressed.

  3. Twenty Major says:

    hah, no farts, just pure wordage.

  4. Northside Langer says:

    Confused….

  5. Jus says:

    Did you say ‘my cunt’ into one of those machines? ahaha say something else!

  6. Dobharcu says:

    Oh, the Audacity of the man….

  7. Twenty Major says:

    haha, very good. Not Audacity though!

  8. If that’s a polygraph, Twenty, I think you are looking at five years.

  9. Twenty Major says:

    Easy time, SoS, easy time.

  10. DaughterFunk says:

    I’m confused. Explain?

  11. Quickroute says:

    What does “me arse” look like?

  12. manuel says:

    you haven’t even considered the horny little fuckers who will arrive here via a google search…….think of their disappointment……..

  13. John Power says:

    Wow Audacity! Download, tis free!

  14. maggot says:

    And you thought an ashtray in the face was bad ?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7353025.stm

  15. Northside Langer says:

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

    Wait….

    Oh…I get it. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

  16. Northside Langer says:

    Its very red. Are the painters in?

  17. porridge says:

    and this is what it would look like if it was a pub
    http://www.today.az/news/society/44127.html

  18. Mike Hunt says:

    Hey you spelled it wrong…

  19. That’s just the way I like my cunts – In stereo.
    Can I put in a request? I’m looking for Big Tits, with a bit of reverb if you have it.
    I’d like to dedicate it my good friend Bald Devil.

    Monkey Balls loves you all.

  20. SAm Crea says:

    Just checking out the old site meter there Major, Why the Fuck you aint advo-tizin?

  21. Twenty Major says:

    Advertising in blogs is rubbish unless you have a really, really big blog and you get proper advertisers and stuff.

    Google ads are poo.

  22. SAm Crea says:

    Its a Damn shame they Banned tobacco Advertising…

  23. I was thinking of going into copyrighting slogans as a sideline to my already lucrative trade in illegally harvested internal organs.

    For example;

    Catholicism – “Fondle-Free Since 2003″

    Anne Summers: “Go Fuck Yourself

    The Butch Feminism League – “Power First, Shower Later”

  24. Medbh says:

    Manuel’s right. You’re going to have lots of disappointed google searches.
    Me likey.

    Looks like it’s that time of the month.

  25. Twenty Major says:

    It’s quite crimson, all right…

  26. We should have a Find Twenty’s Clitoris Competition for the blokes. As it happens though I cannie find it there either and me a lady too. You didn’t grow up in Somalia, did you?

  27. B says:

    this isn’t a really big blog?

    the amount of weird searches this’ll turn up for is probably huge, we should all start saying weird sex talk just to see what the oddest search result to come up is.

  28. Yeah B, and if they do search for “Drug Talk” they’ll land crash-bang on comment #29!

  29. Monkey Balls says:

    My name thingy was broken. Just fixin’ it.

    Did someone say clitoris?

  30. Scawgeen says:

    Well at a certain angle she looks like a flying saucer, is that her sister at the bottom ?

  31. Giver O'Shite says:

    Only reason I found this blog in the first place was ‘cos I googled “jap’s eye” when bored in work about three years ago

  32. Well, Twenty, I applaud your outgoing nature, but don’t expect me to show you mine.

  33. peckerhead says:

    I just googled “jap’s eye” to test Giver O’Shite’s claim, and that archive of yours from three years ago still turns up no. 2 on the list, Twenty. Nice one.

    http://twentymajor.net/2005/10/

    I have to say, though, you’ve toned it down considerably over the years. That’s fame for you, I suppose.

  34. Loco Lobo says:

    Are you sure that it’s not a photo of your last prostrate examination?

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