Definitions of sycophant on the Web:

* a servile flatterer
http://www.eldritchdark.com/articles/criticism/69/a-glossary-for-the-fiction-of-clark-ashton-smith

* a person who tries to please someone in order to gain a personal advantage
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

* Sycophant (Gr. συκοφάντης), in ancient Greece was the counterpart of the Roman delator, a public informer.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sycophant

I blame phonetics; maybe he wanted a white male for romance and travel, but maybe his spelling was not the best and he searched for….

drumroll please…..

Cock Asian

I won’t even bother getting my coat…

Well there are some strange sub cultures out there – Perhaps he likes to drink out of it – very italian!!!!

There’s a small room in the gaff I live in, and this bloke moved in there. We’ll call him ‘John’. Because that’s his name. Anyway he took the suicide room, you know the job, little box room, barely fits a bed, everytime you come home you expect the poor fecker to have chopped himself to bits, having painted some tortured scene on the wall in his own blood.

He’s not from Dublin is our John, and he don’t know too many people down round these parts, so I suggested he get out there and join some shit, thereby bringing him into contact with other people who are not me. Go-getter that he is, John went right ahead and did that, but not in your old-school way, no. John used the internet.

“What are you doing for the week end?” he said.

Not much, I won’t be around. You?

“Heading out to the cinema.”

Oh yeah? Got a date?

“Yep, met them online so….”

Well far be it for me to laugh at such a thing – I would need my mates for that – so off I went about my business, wishing John the rompiest of romps that Friday night.

It was Sunday before I returned. When I did, I saw one of those big-ish looking handbags, a canvas job, with a phone sitting in it, you know how birds are mad into big handbags at the moment. I reasoned it probably belonged to one of the other lads’ girfriends because I figured (a) it was pretty unlikely you’d want to put your cock into something you met on the internet; (b) it was pretty unlikely she’d let you, and (c) whatever the case, this wouldbe very unlikely to last all week end.

I sure did not account for ‘Han’ the five-foot-nothing Asian bloke with extra earrings who walked through the door. So there you have it. My housemate cruises the internet for gay Asian love. Now I have no quarrel with fags, in many cases they are much more decent people than their straight counterparts because they have had a good long look at themselves and they don’t just ‘accept’ that sometimes they’re arseholes through sheer laziness of character.

But this guy steals my shaving foam. And he cruises the internet for gay sex. And he doesn’t flush the toilet after he pisses in it!

Whoever heard of a gay that doesn’t flush the toilet?