Don’t normally do links but this needs as wide an audience as possible.
Una on Hot Press and a Limerick rapper – check out the retarded Bebo page. It’s fucking hilarious. A small sample:
Happiest When – when i hav lots of people with me taking over other people territorys around ireland with our fists
Scared of – rats and snakes and women
Music – johnny cash kenny rogers amy winehouse bullitz everyone in stab city records i forgot tupac how could anyone forget him
haha, Limerick rapper in Kenny Rogers collection scandal.
Go check out the rest. It’s just too fucking funny for words.
I may leave him a comment. Any ideas?
Do your worst…
Cunts like that deserve to die. Painfully.
What if he tries to take over my territory with his fists?
Great stuff!
I’ll give him this, that’s the most original threat I think I’ve ever heard, ever. Original and retarded.
Is he not the actor from Father Ted, the guy with the Samurai sword who wants to “take Care of” the bunnies ?
I’ve left him a message, I hope he replies.
One of his sports is “running away from shades”. WTF – is he afraid of sunglasses as well as rats and snakes and women? What about women with sunglasses on their heads? – or women with snakes on their heads?
Christ. It’s James Joyce’s bebo page.
I really like the comment left by the fella who obviously thinks the same way we all do here.
Or he’s really is gay and he’s a bit lonely.
Every so often I buy hotpress, I bring it home and read it. Then I wonder why. I say never again. But the mind forgets. They are the biggest shower of wankers apart from Olaf tyranson (ohtfyst)who I think is OK, apart from thinking he is a bit too cool for school. This fucking retard from limerick is no better or no worse than the black artists who he is aping from the US.
heh, good work J5.
check out the message from his cousin deano. The message has his picture beside it, and his name at the top, but he says in his retarded text type language
“elo dere its Dean here…”
lucky you pointed that out there Dean. I’d say you have a bright future son.
Johnny 5 nice photo.
Jesus J5. Didn’t twig that was you.
Big fan of your work.
Think I’ll send him a gorgon for Xmas, should make him shit his heart out… :)
keep an eye for Blakalicious, I’d say he could be the next Big Thing.
This is a joke, right? Belated April Fools?
Johnny 5 – You’re gonna get yourz – I got my beady eye on the look out
He might take over Johnny 5′s territory with his fist.
eh, Random there arent that many comments to glance over now in fairness…
Jesus Fucking Christ, the man is a complete fucking spastic. But I bet he is the real deal in his hood.
Bit of a philosopher though, you could all learn a thing or two with the “live for the good times and run away from gardai” school of thought. Although I would have thought good times were a bit scarce in Limerick.
I’m sure he’ll be very successful. In his own special way.
Is Hot Press Irish? I’m glad I never bought it anyway.
Nailerzz motto is pretty sweet though “Fuck with stab city records you will meet me”.
Sounds more like a psychic hotline prediction than a threat.
I noticed the hot bird in his comments too : “Hi ..Jus added u as requested ”
He must have gone onto her site “will you be my friend?”
PS : Good work J5.
That’s all we need here in the ATL a white asshole rapper from Limerick. OK, send him over. Guarantee he won’t make it back.
remember spiral?
does the level of 2pac worship that a person possesses increase with how big of a prick they are?
B, you’ve just hit the nailerz on the head with that.
A brief listen now and again = shitebag
A 2pac tshirt = wanker
A 2pac tattoo = wank sock
A 2pac bebo page = shhitebag full of wank socks
Claiming 2pac is a poet = cunt
christ had a look at some of the commenters on his page. fucking hell, where’s charles bronson when you need him?
I think he’s in a coffin somewhere in america.
whats nailer mean? like crappy slang for murderer or something?
HERE YOUZ FCUKIN CUNTS. DONT BE PLAYER HATIN ON ME, IM JUST KEEPIN THE RAP SCENE ALIVE IN LIMERIK AND KEEPN IT REAL AZWEL. IM DOWN WITH THE SHIT AND NUN OF YOUZE CUNTS IS.
See I told y’all Ireland is cool. We now have our gun tootin’ rappers.
It is very upsetting that he thinks he is cool the fucking muppet.
hahaha
I live on a farm mr nailer zee, I’m down with more of and more different types of “the shit” than you could possibly imagine.
Johnny5, I think Nailerz deleted your comment. I can’t find it anyway.
I did find this though, posted by him on Limrik Smack Heads Nackers Bebo site;
what are you saying you monkey dont be beboing me at all you dope i can easily find out were you live if you hav broadband itsends out signals i already caught ten of ye already so fuck off annoying me ill give ye another chance thats it
I’d be worried if I was you!
I@m crying with laughter about the fear of him taking over J5′s territory with his fist.
Seriously, I can’t stop.
yeah he did delete J5′s comment. should have saved a copy really.
Nailerz comes across as a bit of an IT whizz alright.
I think we should all worry.
Nailer is online and is comin after yo ass Johnny5
he’ll probably surf the internet directly to your house J5.
What did you say Johnny5? Share!
Nice set of cans on his woman all the same
I like that morgor. Do you think he’d wear a cape?
Yeah the cunt deleted it.
He’s probably out on his BMX following the broadband signals so he can fist me. Or something.
DIS IS DA LYRICS FROM “SUM 1′S GETTIN IT”
DONT MESS WIT DA BEST COS DA BEST DONT MESS
ILL ONLY ASK YE ONCE TO GIVE IT A REST
DEN ILL GET FIRING IN UR FACE
AND LEAVE IT IN A BLOODY MESS
LIKE YOUR MA
JAYSUS. Check out the beauty he has up as his profile pic now.
In fairness, now, Nailer’s is giving you chances, and asking quite nicely.
i fucking fell off the chair there Johnny 5. Seriously this cunt should have been drowned at birth. I am seriously never buying hot press again. This time its for definite. I wont forget.
He’s probably out on his BMX following the broadband signals so he can fist me. Or something.
haha
This is just too fucking funny.
is hot press not gave out for free almost everywhere?
He is also a style guru, which caravan did he drag that knacker from?
http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=3025045431
That’s the link to ‘stab city records’ Bebo. I strongly suggest you go down the page a bit and listen to ‘This is where it hurts’ by the mighty Naillerz.
Then change your pants because they will be wet from the piss.
http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=5945444552
And this is the rest of his stuff. Hahahahahaha
That little tag line he has under his name is brilliant.
“Fuck with stab city records you will meet me”
I think it’s an invitation as opposed to a threat. Another literary triumph from our gangsta friend.
Dear Nana – oh my God… hahaha, I think I might die
wow al pacino let them use his image.
this is why i hate scarface.
all the ladies are posting on stab city’s profile, making 500pounds a week so they are.
dont you just love his roger rabbit cigar?
the cigar looks like it’s about to set fire to his shirt also.
“What is worse, getting stabbed or getting shot?
I don’t know, only got stabbed once”
-Fuckin’ genius!
You need to listen to Dirty Rotten Buiores
http://www.bebo.com/MusicAlbum.jsp?MusicAlbumId=3910247476&MemberId=3500411383
Dear Nana – oh my God… hahaha, I think I might die
That’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever EVER heard.
I’ve left him another comment, I cant see it lasting long though
That bebo page looks like a piss take!
I wonder is that the same Niallerz (calls himself MC Niallerz) that caused a walkout at the recent Unfringed Festival in the Belltable in Limerick, part of the ‘word on the beat’ with his raps about ongoing criminal fueds in Limerick.
There’s also the “dirty bastards like Gerry McCabe” and “fuck Veronica Guerin” lines in ‘Fuck The Shades’ by The Navigator.
http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=4041636659
You stay classy, Limerick.
He does have a bit that asks you to tell him what you really think of him.
Huntin Johnny5 in the ghetto of Rathmines,
Tooled up widda pair of nines,
No muddafucka disses de man of ‘rick
Without getting lead shot into his dick
WOOORD
The ole grandparents musta been influential to these boys. Jay-c is a missin his Gran as well in his tune and NailerZ says his Granda was doin pressups just before he died. Which I have to admit is good for a 36 year old.
Quick Question, Nailzy – When you slept in the bed with your granny and Grandad, did either of them…. you know…touch you…on your willy?
Just saved that for posterity, J5.
Una – while it’s sad that cunts like this exist thanks for your post, this is tremendously funny.
Which I have to admit is good for a 36 year old.
haha
Who’s that ugly skank on the photo? Besides him
And what’s that cunt doing on the floor?
He changed his profile pic to one of him and what I only assume are his kids. Good lookin’ family, it has to be said.
I’m so happy. This is pure fucking gold. Thank You.
Ok his mate is ExTC and hes having a war of words with some English Emo dude – this is too fuckin funny
http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=6278494022
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=MeV_xon3OwY
Above is the link to the Emo dude so check out the comments from the gang who I imagine he is winding up
Fucking hell these all need Folkapolloza to happen
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Seems I can’t follow the trail of bebo gold in the absence of a bebo log-in. Possibly just as well – this has entirely spoiled my afternoon of work.
Does make me wonder how many of you all have bebo accounts.
Well? Anyone owning up?
you don’t need an account to look.
must confess i do have an account though, handy for photos.
(i don’t like flickr)
I dont care if Hotpress is giving away free cars, money, jobs in Google, I will never allow it to enter my home again… and to think, they shut down The Slate over the Blacks in the Jacks article, what will it take to shut this rag down?
I have a Bebo account and some of these Emo chicks are gonna be my friends soon – Pretty little things.
Well, if you don’t need an account to look then bebo must have blocked me specifically because I can’t look at the emo kid or some other limerick rap freak i clicked on.
Maybe i was too aggressive in trying to make those emo chicks my friends in the past.
Careful PtR. Don’t make the same mistakes I did.
You need a bebo log in to see some of this stuff. I’m not fucking signing up.
Una – http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=MeV_xon3OwY
haha, it’s like NWA all over again.
I gotta head but this has been a seriously entertaining afternoon. I got fuck all work done but Jaysus I havent laughed as much in a while.
Has this guy never heard of spell check and punctuation?! Brilliant Bebo though. It really comes off like a parody, yet it’s real, so that makes it funnier. Apparently ‘running at midnight’ and ‘torturing people for “good reasons”‘ are sports now.
I guess thanks to Twenty he has today attained some of the notoriety he is seeking.
Jesus. I think stupidity is contagious when in close proximity to this moron. Posted by one of his homies- ‘ari ye m unlles pickin it up 4 m is it dear or wa.’
There is a fine line between notoriety and ridicule. And by fine I mean FUCKING MASSIVE. This gobshite deserves every bit of it.
I’ll bet his parents came from Liverpool!
thats me rapping when i was young should hear me now that mo vioce broke
hahahaha Fucking priceless.
“da undadogz, 2007
debut album of irelands most talent act dont fuck us”
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Wildean sentiments indeed.
Thanks Twenty, you owe me a new keyboard for ‘Nana’
Next year’s Irish Eurovisian winner ??? I can’t believe this year’s;that Dustin guy. Is it a joke or for real ?
“taking over other people territorys around ireland with our fists”
when you put something like that into somewhere like donegal it looks slightly silly.
Twenty, when are you releasing a rap album? Obviously there is a market out there. Twenty Cent.
We have tracked you down J5 through your IP address, and hacked into your ISPs database. When the main man is finished fitting stunt pegs to his BMX we are all cycling down from the Projects to put a cap in your ass.
WORRRD
There is a God.
http://www.ireland.com/newspaper/breaking/2008/0410/breaking82.htm
Unfortunately he has REALLY bad aim.
But on topic…did anyone check out his photos on the Bebo page?….He’s the father of two young children (presumably by the skanky bird holding the youngest)…Jesus wept…you can bet your arse she’s supporting his ‘career’ with her social checks…makes me proud to pay taxes.
Fuckin’ hell. The scariest thing is the post where the bird says ‘the pix are lovely of emma and the kids tell her i said hi’. Nothing normal should be written on a page like that. More to the point, people like him should be sterilised.
He’sprobably once said ‘i’m going out to kill a scobie, will i pick up bread while i’m out?’
He claims ‘scar face’ is his favorite movie. Is it a rip-off of the one worded title ‘Scarface’?
What a Cu Nt.
For those without bebo access: I never knew Paul Brady was such a wordsmith! I love hte total cluture clash this epitomises.
I neverfuckin emo prick stick to your own life with ur little faigt emo mate dont be texing my mate xtezy ri im tellin u mate u are sum fucking freak all of yous all are fuckin freaks fuckin paintin ur faces white nd all fucking dopes eather start liveing life or just kill yourself
Oh dear, my typing’s as good as his
His friend giving the emo boy hassle is almost as fucking hilarious:
“m8 anser me one thing why are u sayin u respect girls and ur calling emma (my m8) a fat bitch???and ur callin my other m8s bitches and all why is that????
and i wrote in proper english so you can understand it ok”
Proper English. Fucking tool.
I thought that was sort of poignant actually
Dear God, every day I see a growing chunk of our youth lost to normality and feel glad I won’t be around in fifty years time.
I’m off to the pub.
2(Tu)Pac? More like 6Pac. A complete waste of webspace, pixels and electrons.
And talking of waste, The Book arrived yesterday. It cost me more than a fiver from Amazon so it had better be good or I’ll be wanting me money back (ok, I’m not expecting James Joyce but standards are still standards).
(ok, I’m not expecting James Joyce but standards are still standards).
Ahh, it’s not that bad, I promise.
twenty has a book?
amazon.com has it as 1 star?!
How despicably egotistical is this whole bebo / facebook / my space thing? “Look at all my cool friends, my favourite bands, my inane pictures, my ugly mug… Look at me.. look at me.. look at me.. Look at what a great big tit I’m making of myself!!!” Who fucking cares? It’s a bit like public masturbation… Put it away!
I don’t think so, it’s more about friends than that to be honest. It’s not so different to what we did in school, we just did it without the technology. I would have loved it then, in the way I love the blogging now. You only look if you want to.
I’m not sure egotistical is the same as narcissistic.
And I think myspace is brilliant for music. It’s a significant and effective communication and promotion tool.
Sure, I can see the value of blogging and my space for music. I love this blog and I often look up bands on my space. The internet is a marvelous arena for discussion and the arts. It gives people with talent an opportunity to get out there. It’s all the show-offmanship that the bebo culture nurtures that i think is unhealthy.. kind of going down the oprah / jerry springer route if you know what I mean. I think its a bit wankery and embarrassingly uncouth.. which is a bit of a wankery thing to say… maybe I should shut up!
the internet only shows everything thats always been around, just in more exaggerated proportions.
Tinker-sitter wanted.
Would anyone like to foster our tinkers while we go for a well-deserved holiday? You’d imagine they’d actually fuckin travel once in a while, like it says on their fuckin tin.
odious cuntfuckerish twunt
Was on facebook for a while but I disabled(you cant delete) the account. Got tired of getting mails challenging me to all sorts of exciting quizzes and being told somebody who I am already friends with, wants to be my friend… bebo is for complete retards or under 25′s solely
This is hilarious.
When I read that he was a “rapper from Limerick” I thought “what would that sound like?”
There was a young man from da hood
Whose rappin’ an’ lyrics was good
He has emo m8s
He’s runnin’ from shades
And loves 2Pac a bit more than he should.
Too funny for words indeed. “I like to stab people in the arse” Look out, her comes nailerz the arse stabber, backs to the wall boys!
Anyway, that’s the most i’ve laughed in a long time. thanks twenty.
Props to Una for finding it in the first place…
i never get spam from facebook, but i’ve nearly no applications and have the ones that did email me once blocked.
Don’t you just love the Irish educational system, ‘bro, after seeing the work of this “whigger” wannabe?
“Running from shades” is an obvious classical reference. “Shades” are ghosts of dead people. And there are lots of them in Stab City….more to come as Dell moves to India next year.
So when “he’s running from shades” is that like a Sccoby Doo chase scene?
Scooby, sorry
By now he’ll have read all of this, including the bit about MB’s soiree this evening, and he’ll be into his pimped-up 88LK Opel Astra to sort us all out.
Unfortunately, he’ll burst into some inner city pub, bang his now fabled fist on the counter and yell “have youse got monkey balls or wha?”.
His body will never be found….
heh “scobe-y doo running from the shades”.
“By now he’ll have read all of this”
Do you really think he has the fucking wit?
he’s probably mangled on drugs anyway so he’ll have forgotten by now, even if he had the ability to read more than a couple of lines before getting confused and backing into a corner grunting.
He is the Vanilla Ice of Limerick aka nobjockey but is he “a lyrical ninja”
Inspired by 2-Pac, and Dr. Dre
Here comes Nailerz, and he’s got a lot to say
His “rappin’” is atrocious, his music sounds shitty
But somehow he got a deal from the cunts at Stab City
He likes to pretend that he’s good at stealin’ cars
And if you don’t believe him, he’ll stab you in the arse
After he stabs you, your arse might feel sticky
‘Cos he doesn’t use a knife, he stabs with his mickey
He fancies old women, he loves his Nana best
It doesn’t seem to bother him, but that’s incest
When he isn’t talkin’ shite, he travels the land
Pickin’ up the “signals”, from your broadband
You better not cross him, or he’ll put you on his list
Then he’ll stab you with his mickey, and take you over with his fist
But there’s only one way he’ll send you into the hereafter
Listen to his lyrics, -You’ll probably die of laughter
He pretends he’s a hard man, it’s really just a front
He’s a stupid, ridiculous, pathetic little cunt!
Brilliant, MB
Fucking hell MB – way to drop the lyrical bomb.
MB you are fucking wasted, keep on freestylin’
So yo a big up to Nailerz,
An’ Xtecy and B and all de udder wasters,
Whatcha doin givin heat to the poor Emo’s,
Dont ya know its only trippin you on Bebo,
Yo wastin time ya could be doin some good stuff,
Like shaggin on yo bird or shavin off ya bum fluff,
Or learin how to rap or even how to dress
Or killin the piss takers that put you in Hot Press!
Cause their laughin up their sleeves and ye cant really blame them,
I f I could to do that an earn money I’d do the same thing,
So keep livin it for real until its ratatatat,
And be afraid of me coz I’m still PattheRat!
MB and PTR think theys the real deal,
Can Nailerz come in for the lyrical steal?
A threesome duel with Glocks and Nines
Who will be top dog of the Irish rhymes
You don’t appreciate ma lyrical waxin’
At least I have got a fuckin’ Limerick accent
The only request I’m gonna ask from y’all
Is pay some respect, to the man, Monkey Ball(s)
Monkey my arse! you dont swing in trees,
Yo an internet blogger and a website geek,
Givin shit to folk thinkin yo a tough man
at same time beggin “c’mon join me for Heineken”
Check ma bad self!
You Dub fuckers making dem sounds
In the Limerick Hood you’re seen as clowns
Only one gangsta and that is Nailerzz
Cruizin round in tractor and trailer
Listen PTR, I ain’t a blogger or a geek
I might have a website – I was bored that week
You confuse me now, I don’t know what you’re thinkin’
‘Cos there ain’t nothing wrong with me goin’ out and drinkin’
Don’t take me on, ‘cos you ain’t got the skills
Stay on your medication, keep takin’ the pills
Your rhymes don’t rhyme, and your lines don’t scan
Admit it you wanker, Monkey is the man!
Niall Stokes you are a cunt!!
Absolutely priceless :D
Love the fact that he CLEARLY has NO grasp of the English language, and the video saying “Fuck the gardaí”.. it’s just PRICELESS with those accents! :D
Thank you Úna, thank you twenty, you’ve made my (and others, cos I showed them!) week ;)
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76. I believe the Slate is being relaunched……
The reason there is so much organised crime is because the politicians and cops are part of it. Organised crime cannot exist to that level without help from the cops, customs, revenue and politicians. It’s been proven again and again.
Late to the party as ever, but fucking hell, that’s the first time I’ve been in STITCHES in a long time! (and no, not because I was stabbed in the arse)
MB, your first flow was fucking genius btw!
He’s tried to add me as a friend on bebo, the freak.
Only so he can trace you through the broadband signals. Be careful…
I left him another comment clearly stating my feelings towards gays.
That Bebo page must be a piss take surely? A rap version of Ding Dong Denny O’Reilly? Nobody could be that retarded and still be able to breath unaided surely?
this nailzers cunt has 151 friends wtf? and they all seem to call him cuz.mmmm the mind boggles just looking at the pic of his kids, him and his wife have got to be related. Take a look at nina o neil she is the ugliest knacker ive ever seen,the tide wouldnt even take this bitch out, she has just put me off smokey pussy for life.i think he should rap about incest or making it legal to put kids down at birth……….. word to da muthafukka
Looks like Nailerz local has just been closed!
http://www.independent.ie/national-news/gardai-call-time-on-83643-pints-in-livingroom-bar-1348156.html
My neck is sore from laughing. That Bebo page is superb work. I hope it’s a piss take. Nailerz when the 5-0 gots you on lock down, remember everyone thinks you’re an ass clown! Put that in your next song.
And I’m not, as you so eloquently put it, ‘playa hatin’, I just think you’re one of the least talented people on the halting site rap scene.
Peace out
http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=5945444552
Oh and he lists his ‘brain’ as being one of the influences in his life.
Compelling stuff. Tell me Nailerz when did you and your brain first hit it off?