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	<title>Comments on: Excuses excuses</title>
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		<title>By: Pat Kenny</title>
		<link>http://twentymajor.net/2008/04/02/excuses-excuses/#comment-28427</link>
		<dc:creator>Pat Kenny</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 00:42:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;I can&#039;t come in today, I&#039;m due in court later.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I can&#8217;t come in today, I&#8217;m due in court later.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Organ Donor</title>
		<link>http://twentymajor.net/2008/04/02/excuses-excuses/#comment-28407</link>
		<dc:creator>Organ Donor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:53:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Someone spiked me with acid,so i can come in....the phones melting into my hand ..hello-hello...Can you hear me&quot;  (True Story)

I had a sound manager at the time so i got away with it..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Someone spiked me with acid,so i can come in&#8230;.the phones melting into my hand ..hello-hello&#8230;Can you hear me&#8221;  (True Story)</p>
<p>I had a sound manager at the time so i got away with it..</p>
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		<title>By: Fourth Former</title>
		<link>http://twentymajor.net/2008/04/02/excuses-excuses/#comment-28318</link>
		<dc:creator>Fourth Former</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 08:23:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maggot @ 79

Heh
My ma has never been to Manchester and the only time I ever had contact with her lady garden, I was only passing through.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maggot @ 79</p>
<p>Heh<br />
My ma has never been to Manchester and the only time I ever had contact with her lady garden, I was only passing through.</p>
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		<title>By: ElDee</title>
		<link>http://twentymajor.net/2008/04/02/excuses-excuses/#comment-28282</link>
		<dc:creator>ElDee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 20:22:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ye should all come and work in the HSE.  If you get sick while you are on your holidays you can claim those days were not actually annual leave! Drank too much in Malaga....next day sick, ate dodgy calamari....sound,thats not an annual leave either.  Who needs excuses!
Of course you have to be a wanker to actually do it but there are plenty of those around.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ye should all come and work in the HSE.  If you get sick while you are on your holidays you can claim those days were not actually annual leave! Drank too much in Malaga&#8230;.next day sick, ate dodgy calamari&#8230;.sound,thats not an annual leave either.  Who needs excuses!<br />
Of course you have to be a wanker to actually do it but there are plenty of those around.</p>
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		<title>By: Shane</title>
		<link>http://twentymajor.net/2008/04/02/excuses-excuses/#comment-28253</link>
		<dc:creator>Shane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:07:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I used to take so many sick days that in the end I used to call in well.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I used to take so many sick days that in the end I used to call in well.</p>
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		<title>By: maggot</title>
		<link>http://twentymajor.net/2008/04/02/excuses-excuses/#comment-28250</link>
		<dc:creator>maggot</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:03:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maggot: bitterness does not suit you</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maggot: bitterness does not suit you</p>
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		<title>By: B</title>
		<link>http://twentymajor.net/2008/04/02/excuses-excuses/#comment-28244</link>
		<dc:creator>B</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:40:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>when you&#039;re living with your parents on a farm, the &quot;a cow was calving&quot; excuse is f*cking priceless.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>when you&#8217;re living with your parents on a farm, the &#8220;a cow was calving&#8221; excuse is f*cking priceless.</p>
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		<title>By: shotintheface</title>
		<link>http://twentymajor.net/2008/04/02/excuses-excuses/#comment-28240</link>
		<dc:creator>shotintheface</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:31:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No, just helping a simpleton fit in</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, just helping a simpleton fit in</p>
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		<title>By: PattheRat</title>
		<link>http://twentymajor.net/2008/04/02/excuses-excuses/#comment-28239</link>
		<dc:creator>PattheRat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:30:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I take it you&#039;re dense</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I take it you&#8217;re dense</p>
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		<title>By: shotintheface</title>
		<link>http://twentymajor.net/2008/04/02/excuses-excuses/#comment-28234</link>
		<dc:creator>shotintheface</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:17:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Weirded out&quot;... explain? I take it your supervisor or whatever is male, yeah?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Weirded out&#8221;&#8230; explain? I take it your supervisor or whatever is male, yeah?</p>
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