Comments on: *bring bring* http://twentymajor.net/2008/03/27/bring-bring-2/ Thu, 24 Jul 2008 04:05:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: VoiceOfTreason http://twentymajor.net/2008/03/27/bring-bring-2/#comment-27654 VoiceOfTreason Fri, 28 Mar 2008 09:46:47 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2008/03/27/bring-bring-2/#comment-27654 I'd crawl over a million, billion miles, just to wank on her shadow, and I'm not exaggerating. However I'd find those pus filled impetigo blemishes a little hard to stomach, so I'd let your family die Twenty. Sorry. I’d crawl over a million, billion miles, just to wank on her shadow, and I’m not exaggerating.

However I’d find those pus filled impetigo blemishes a little hard to stomach, so I’d let your family die Twenty.

Sorry.

]]> By: Monkey Balls http://twentymajor.net/2008/03/27/bring-bring-2/#comment-27643 Monkey Balls Fri, 28 Mar 2008 08:07:13 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2008/03/27/bring-bring-2/#comment-27643 If I'd known it was you Itchy, I wouldn't have sold you that sheep. She'll have jumped the wall in your garden by now, and be on her way back to me. Same time next week? If I’d known it was you Itchy, I wouldn’t have sold you that sheep. She’ll have jumped the wall in your garden by now, and be on her way back to me.
Same time next week?

]]> By: Marty http://twentymajor.net/2008/03/27/bring-bring-2/#comment-27641 Marty Fri, 28 Mar 2008 05:52:11 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2008/03/27/bring-bring-2/#comment-27641 Did you hear about the dyslexic rock musician? He sold his soul to Santa. Did you hear about the dyslexic rock musician?

He sold his soul to Santa.

]]> By: itchybollix http://twentymajor.net/2008/03/27/bring-bring-2/#comment-27637 itchybollix Fri, 28 Mar 2008 00:47:04 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2008/03/27/bring-bring-2/#comment-27637 this fella in the pub sold me a sheep called emily this fella in the pub sold me a sheep called emily

]]> By: Monkey Balls http://twentymajor.net/2008/03/27/bring-bring-2/#comment-27636 Monkey Balls Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:46:42 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2008/03/27/bring-bring-2/#comment-27636 What the fuck are you on about Spudser? Well written my arse! What the fuck are you on about Spudser?
Well written my arse!

]]> By: Spudser http://twentymajor.net/2008/03/27/bring-bring-2/#comment-27634 Spudser Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:11:22 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2008/03/27/bring-bring-2/#comment-27634 Twenty, the book's shite. All the arse lickers in here are wrong. Well written, but shite. Twenty, the book’s shite. All the arse lickers in here are wrong. Well written, but shite.

]]> By: Silly Old Sod http://twentymajor.net/2008/03/27/bring-bring-2/#comment-27633 Silly Old Sod Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:32:47 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2008/03/27/bring-bring-2/#comment-27633 Can you give me Dave's daytime number Twenty. He's a lot more interesting than the cunts i have to speak to all day... Can you give me Dave’s daytime number Twenty. He’s a lot more interesting than the cunts i have to speak to all day…

]]> By: itchybollix http://twentymajor.net/2008/03/27/bring-bring-2/#comment-27632 itchybollix Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:11:41 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2008/03/27/bring-bring-2/#comment-27632 I'd eat her scabs; then sell them on ebay. I'll also take O'Reillys crack-pipe while I'm there....off tangent a little - see those maths fiends from kerry?/limerick? make a killing on the ebay software? nice. My bank-robber joke Did you hear about the dyslexic bank robber? "Hands in the air mother-stickers; this is a fuck-up!" ahem Off to the kealings for Guinness; good night. I’d eat her scabs; then sell them on ebay. I’ll also take O’Reillys crack-pipe while I’m there….off tangent a little - see those maths fiends from kerry?/limerick? make a killing on the ebay software? nice.

My bank-robber joke

Did you hear about the dyslexic bank robber?

“Hands in the air mother-stickers; this is a fuck-up!”

ahem

Off to the kealings for Guinness; good night.

]]> By: SAm Crea http://twentymajor.net/2008/03/27/bring-bring-2/#comment-27631 SAm Crea Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:57:17 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2008/03/27/bring-bring-2/#comment-27631 so sleepy now.... so sleepy now….

]]> By: SAm Crea http://twentymajor.net/2008/03/27/bring-bring-2/#comment-27630 SAm Crea Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:56:33 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2008/03/27/bring-bring-2/#comment-27630 Here comes Nurse Ratched with my pills.... Here comes Nurse Ratched with my pills….

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