I was just thinking…
Posted on | March 25, 2008 | 100 Comments
…the perfect way to end the Tibetan struggle would be if the bloke who has the Olympic torch used it to burn down the whole fucking place as he passed through.
Problem solved.
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March 25th, 2008 @ 1:43 pm
China should never have got the gig – usual corrupt shite by the IOC.
It may backfire dramatically on both China and the IOC yet though.
have a good week twenty
(where the fuck is Bertie today with his sterling/daughters/paycheck/ spiel? He’s running late – probably waiting for the 6 pm news with Dobson)
March 25th, 2008 @ 1:45 pm
Yeah, but everyone knows China gives as much of a shit about human rights as Bertie does about honest banking.
What’s the point in kicking up a fuss now?
March 25th, 2008 @ 2:21 pm
I personally think a lot of things about Tibet, some of them are sensible, and some of them are not. But I’m not going to tell you any of them.
March 25th, 2008 @ 2:57 pm
Tibet, or not Tibet. The gambler’s dilemna.
March 25th, 2008 @ 3:15 pm
A friend of mine who makes T-Shirts is making me one with the caption ‘The Dali Lama made me do it’.
March 25th, 2008 @ 3:26 pm
I have a t-shirt that says ‘coercion made me do it’.
Okay no I don’t.
March 25th, 2008 @ 3:28 pm
Only total cunts wear t-shirts with stupid captions
March 25th, 2008 @ 3:57 pm
I’ve a t-shirt that says “Only total cunts wear t-shirts with stupid captions”. i hate myself
March 25th, 2008 @ 3:57 pm
T-shirts for sale.
White, with black print; “Only total cunts wear t-shirts with stupid captions”
Available in XL / XXL only
March 25th, 2008 @ 3:58 pm
My t-shirt says
On the back
“Vote Fianna Fail”
on the front
“Bertie is a lying cunt”
I like wearing it while sitting at the bar in Gibneys where all the FF cunts drink; they pat you on the back, see the front of the t-shirt and call GV Wright; no he’s gone; eh; Ray Burke; no he’s gone; Charlie Haughey; no he’s gone; Dara O’Brien – what a cunt
March 25th, 2008 @ 3:58 pm
Ooooohhh!! Alex, you swine!
March 25th, 2008 @ 4:04 pm
Frankie say Relax
March 25th, 2008 @ 4:04 pm
I’ve got a T-Shirt that says ‘Paedar says I’m a total cunt because I’m wearing this T-Shirt and it has a caption on it. Paedar wears Armani’.
Only total cunts wear Armani. And are called Paedar
March 25th, 2008 @ 4:05 pm
No point – just remembering t-shirts
March 25th, 2008 @ 4:06 pm
Alex and Monkey, great minds and all that
March 25th, 2008 @ 4:07 pm
ouch
March 25th, 2008 @ 4:09 pm
shotintheface; Peadar / Paedar – Is that some kinda Freudian slip I noticed there.
March 25th, 2008 @ 4:10 pm
sorry monkey balls
here’s my favourite offensive t-shirt
http://www.prickwear.com/productcart/pc/viewPrd.asp?idcategory=8&idproduct=588
March 25th, 2008 @ 4:13 pm
shotintheface obviously has quite a few t-shirts with stupid captions
March 25th, 2008 @ 4:14 pm
Jokes on t-shirts aren’t funny. They’re nearly as bad as wacky ties.
March 25th, 2008 @ 4:14 pm
T-shirts for sale.
White, with full colour print and picture; “Twenty fucking Major”
Available in XL / XXL only
March 25th, 2008 @ 4:17 pm
alwasy thought that french connection should chnage its loggo in ireland to fcek, but agree that, tside of music festivals, funny t-shirts are a bad thing
March 25th, 2008 @ 4:17 pm
Man, I fucking hate Deal or No Deal. Edmonds is a little shite. I have been home sick for 4 days now and I am going slowly insane. Can’t even have a spliff as my chest is fucked. Help.
March 25th, 2008 @ 4:18 pm
Always thought that french connection should chnage its loggo in ireland to fcek, but agree that, outside of music festivals, funny t-shirts are a bad thing.
March 25th, 2008 @ 4:20 pm
But…will they get the smog and pollution cleared up in time so that one can actually watch the games without having to wear a mask while doing so???
March 25th, 2008 @ 4:20 pm
can i apologise for the typos
March 25th, 2008 @ 4:21 pm
duplicate comment detected
I think you said that already
March 25th, 2008 @ 4:23 pm
Sure no one watches the games anymore. Its a load of shite
March 25th, 2008 @ 4:25 pm
T-shirts can be funny. Clearly you people haven’t been to t-shirt hell, where you can read such light-hearted jests as:
Rape isn’t funny – unless you’re raping a clown
or
(Big writing) CALM DOWN!
(Small writing) Let’s not turn this rape into a murder.
Shop names can also be funny. Friend of mine has long promised to open a chees shop called ‘Cheeses of Nazareth’.
March 25th, 2008 @ 4:29 pm
I like funny t-shirts. They’re the best excuse for staring at tits.
March 25th, 2008 @ 4:30 pm
MMN – Jokes can be funny. By the time it’s been processed for t-shirt usage, it’s not funny. I also hate those fucking e-mails where someone heard a slightly amusing anecdote and then spent 3 days turning it into a powerpoint file.
March 25th, 2008 @ 4:30 pm
There is that, MB
March 25th, 2008 @ 4:31 pm
You don’t need an excuse to stare at tits. Thats what there for
March 25th, 2008 @ 4:32 pm
I’m a gilf man myself – so i like funny knee pads
March 25th, 2008 @ 4:34 pm
and peader is right – as humans moved from quadraped to biped then tits evolved, filling the same role as the big arses you seen in bamboons and chimps.
March 25th, 2008 @ 4:38 pm
I have to stop you there alexkintner!
When was the last time you saw a baby bamboon (sic) or chimp sucking it’s mother’s arse?
Monkey Balls – Defending monkeys everywhere.
March 25th, 2008 @ 4:39 pm
they still have a role to play in nourishing the young, but they also have a role to play in flourishing the well hung
March 25th, 2008 @ 4:44 pm
Sorry alexkintner. I didn’t realise I was dealing with a fuckin’ idiot. Carry on.
March 25th, 2008 @ 4:48 pm
no need to be so aggressive
March 25th, 2008 @ 4:51 pm
You’re right. I’m sorry.
I’m trying my best to be nice today. Watch this;
Johnny5 is not a cunt.
maggot is not a little prick.
March 25th, 2008 @ 4:54 pm
Everyone has to get a dose of MonkeyBalls aggression at least once. The correct response is Fuck Off. Then all is well…
March 25th, 2008 @ 4:57 pm
Johnny5 is not a cunt.
maggot is not a little prick.
now you’re just been silly
March 25th, 2008 @ 5:01 pm
The way I see it is, we’re ALL fair game. I love it when someone has a go at me. It makes things much easier than sniping from the sidelines.
And just for the record, Johnny5 is a cunt of the highest order, and maggot has a prick of the lowest dimensions.
March 25th, 2008 @ 5:09 pm
You lot of common ‘taters. What has any of this got to do with Twenty’s (admittedly LCD dumb today) post? Shouldn’t you all be in a teens’ chat room or something?
March 25th, 2008 @ 5:14 pm
Shouldn’t you all be in a teens’ chat room or something?
Eh, can’t you get arrested for that? You certainly can if you’re my age.
March 25th, 2008 @ 5:16 pm
Now teen chatrooms, there’s a fucking hoot.
Unlike anything the majority of you empty-headed clots have managed today, I might add.
But teen chatrooms, they’re where its at. I used to get off on just porn, but now it’s the thought of a teenager not eating that turns me on the most.
March 25th, 2008 @ 5:17 pm
Hate funny tshirts, but saw a good one recently..
Been There, Done that, Bought the Taoiseach!
March 25th, 2008 @ 5:17 pm
I wanted to write a comment that didn’t mention the word “t-shirt”.
Ah, well.
March 25th, 2008 @ 5:23 pm
not funny
March 25th, 2008 @ 5:33 pm
One of the very few “funny” t-shirts I’ve bought said “If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.” It made me smile and so I bought it but I admit it would be funnier if it wasn’t on a t-shirt. Still, nice shirt. Brown.
March 25th, 2008 @ 5:46 pm
problemchildbride – that’s the trap. smile once, then walk away.
March 25th, 2008 @ 6:13 pm
[...] iš esmės patinka, todėl nesinorėjo per daug jo kritikuoti už klystkelius, tačiau perskaitęs paskutinį jo blog’o įrašą tarptautine tema ir garsiai nusikvatojęs [...]
March 25th, 2008 @ 6:15 pm
what the fuck?
March 25th, 2008 @ 6:20 pm
That’s Lithuanian for ‘Monkey Balls is a cunt’.
March 25th, 2008 @ 6:20 pm
Twenty Major – The Order of the Phoenix Park – Kaip tapti ekspertu? said;
Visas jo blog’as gana stipriai primenta South Parką
C’mon, South Park is good.
March 25th, 2008 @ 6:22 pm
Oh Twenty, you’re such a wag!
March 25th, 2008 @ 6:25 pm
can anyone translate that blog?
March 25th, 2008 @ 6:29 pm
My Lithuanian is fairly rudimentary.
March 25th, 2008 @ 6:31 pm
But why Peadar? It’s much funnier as it is. So much would be lost in the translation.
Kaip ir blog’e, knygoje netrūksta smagaus absurdo, kelyje pastoviai pasitaiko personažai-imigrantai (paminėti ir lietuviai) bei šiaip atsispindi tikrasis gyvenimas Dubline, su visais jo “pasididžiavimais” ir padugnėmis.
That’s gotta be the best joke ever!
March 25th, 2008 @ 6:33 pm
ah well even as it is it still makes more sense than some of your blogs. haha
March 25th, 2008 @ 6:33 pm
Erm, that bit is actually a lament at the systematic rape of their nation by the Russians.
March 25th, 2008 @ 6:33 pm
something about a dog called joe who is critical and parakeet blog about irish turpentine
March 25th, 2008 @ 6:34 pm
ye its hilarious
March 25th, 2008 @ 6:35 pm
No offence Twenty. Remember, it wasn’t me who said you suck cocks for pints, it was Mr. Kaip tapti ekspertu.
March 25th, 2008 @ 6:35 pm
Erm, that bit is actually a lament at the systematic rape of their nation by the Russians.
monkeys got a sick sense of humour
March 25th, 2008 @ 6:38 pm
Erm, that bit is actually a lament at the systematic rape of their nation by the Russians.
and whats that got to do with you?
Are you a really a russian spy?
March 25th, 2008 @ 6:41 pm
Can’t say.
March 25th, 2008 @ 6:42 pm
Mouth full?
March 25th, 2008 @ 6:43 pm
Nah, spymasters’ll kill me.
March 25th, 2008 @ 6:47 pm
That sucks
March 25th, 2008 @ 6:59 pm
Peadar, if you’re still here, can I ask you a question?
It’s an obvious fact that Bertie has constantly lied to the Mahon Tribunal. It’s also an obvious fact that there isn’t a single Fianna Fáil cabinet member with enough backbone to stand up to the cunt.
What credibility can that party possibly have at this stage, and why the Hell do you still support them?
I feel better now.
March 25th, 2008 @ 7:16 pm
MaryAnn McCarra-Washing-Machine-French-Toast-Bicycle-Clips-Fitzpatrick asked; But…will they get the smog and pollution cleared up in time so that one can actually watch the games without having to wear a mask while doing so???
Television darling, television.
Look, I’m bored, right!
March 25th, 2008 @ 7:35 pm
OK then, I hadn’t realised that you lot went to bed so early. Here’s something for you to chew on while you munch away at your Coco-Pops in the morning;
Why do Romanians not understand the word NO? I always thought it was the most universally understood word in the English language.
I had one of them try to elicit sympathy from me the other morning by explaining that the cigarette he was trying to scrounge from me wasn’t for him, but for his wife who was about 7 or 8 months pregnant.
Naturally, I pushed him under the Luas arriving into the station.
March 25th, 2008 @ 7:38 pm
I just wrote a semi-positive review of the book. Yes, in fact, I read it. Fortunately I didn’t die of it. Yes, as much as it may surprise you, some Lithuanians can read, though most of us just prefer writing about stuff.
March 25th, 2008 @ 7:53 pm
Jesus Christ Dom, I was on a roll there. Thought I had the blog to myself there for a minute.
I’m gonna pretend you aren’t here, OK? Nothing personal.
Nintendo. Aren’t they just unbelievably brilliant?
Mario, Zelda, Metroid, Donkey Kong etc.
The Wii, the DS, and the soon-to-arrive Wii-Fit?
Fuckin’ genius.
I laughed at you Playstation owners while you were on the crest of your now non-existant wave. I’m laughing harder now.
March 25th, 2008 @ 7:57 pm
Nothing can ever top the Gran Turismo series on PS
March 25th, 2008 @ 7:58 pm
Was always fond of Medal of Honor as well
March 25th, 2008 @ 8:00 pm
I’m sagging here….
March 25th, 2008 @ 8:01 pm
Semi-positive? AWESOME.
Things is lookin’ up!
March 25th, 2008 @ 8:01 pm
Anyone else think that chick off The Real Hustle on BBC3 is super hot?
March 25th, 2008 @ 8:06 pm
Supergrover;
Trackmania on PC can. Soon to come on DS. Imagine, draw your own tracks on the touchscreen.
March 25th, 2008 @ 8:06 pm
On another topic – you wouldn’t believe the shit I’m coughing up with this chest infection thing. It’s like jade green jelly with black streaks
March 25th, 2008 @ 8:06 pm
Excuse me, I’m very drunk.
March 25th, 2008 @ 8:48 pm
jaysus twenty, just read in the paper how many books sold.
you’d think your friends would at least buy a few to bump up the figures.
The comment probably meant as an insult was quite a compliment though “repellently masculine”.
That’s pretty rock and roll.
March 25th, 2008 @ 9:43 pm
Katy Ffrench was alright; poor girl.
monkeyballs – how many times in the last 10 years have people hit you or threatened to hit you?
March 25th, 2008 @ 10:05 pm
Cheaper Drugs Now!
Make Poverty History!
(Shameless intro tonight)
March 25th, 2008 @ 10:05 pm
itchybollix, as difficult as it might be to believe, I’m 46 years of age, and nobody has ever threatened me or hit me.
I pity the first cunt who tries though.
March 25th, 2008 @ 10:16 pm
Cheaper Drugs Now!
Make Poverty History
It’s actually “Make Poverty History, -Cheaper Drugs Now!” X 2
And it’s the same every episode this season. Tonight is # 14.
You have dropped considerably in my estimation over the last couple of days itchy. First off, you don’t know what Imperial Wax Solvent is, then you claim your mate will have it, (He fuckin’ WON’T!!), and now this. Thank God I never met you at that Fall gig. You fuckin’ charlatan!
March 25th, 2008 @ 10:17 pm
Yes, I am agressive when I’m drunk. Don’t bother telling me.
March 25th, 2008 @ 10:23 pm
hehe…I always miss the start. I just came to it recently. When he a woman piglet “robocunt”, I was hooked.
Calm down about my mate; my mate is a dog called Mason so he won’t have it. who cares?
is this fucker dead in Shameless?
March 25th, 2008 @ 10:32 pm
Sorry itchy. (Why am I saying sorry so often today?)
You’re not missing much with Imperial Wax blah-di-blah. It’s certainly not their best. Much like that muddy-sounding we were at.
When he a woman piglet at me too seven USB shoe polish.
March 25th, 2008 @ 10:33 pm
muddy-sounding gig we were at, even.
I think I’ll go to bed now.
March 25th, 2008 @ 11:12 pm
Bwaaaah-Hah-Ha-Haaaa!!
I fooled you….I have not gone to bed at all!!
I was already in bed when I posted that last comment. I am always in bed.
It’s where I do my best work.
You bunch of losers.
Whaaaaaahhh!!
March 26th, 2008 @ 7:47 am
Hi Twenty.
Thought Id give this comment lark a go if its ok with you?
March 26th, 2008 @ 8:30 am
Back to the post! Good idea, burn down Tibet with the Olympic torch, then go to Nepal and burn down the Gay House of Love, torch the poppy fields in Afghanistan, burn all of Iraq, pass through Romania and torch the source of tin whistle players, burn all the airports in Poland, come all the way to Ireland and burn down the Hill of Tara.
I feel better now.
March 26th, 2008 @ 12:33 pm
Hey Gorilla Gonads!!
You sound like my kinda guy! Try another comment. Twenty won’t mind, especially if you call Johnny5 a cunt.
March 26th, 2008 @ 12:53 pm
The only thing that Katy French contributed to the world that’s worthwhile is the posthumous verbing of her surname- Frenching (vb): to die, esp. from a drug overdose
March 26th, 2008 @ 5:20 pm
Comment 47 from Tshirt
“Been There, Done that, Bought the Taoiseach!”
would be even nicer if it read
“BEN THERE, DUNNE THAT, BOUGHT BERTI AT A SALE”
September 1st, 2008 @ 2:55 am
Good day!,
September 1st, 2008 @ 6:50 am
Hi!,