Be careful out there
Today appears to be National Day Of Pedestrians Doing Their Best To Get Run Over By Your Car day.
Mad cunts are playing chicken with traffic all over the city.
It also appears to be Bloke In Front Of You Decides To Chance Going Through The Lights Even Though They’ve Just Turned Red And Gets Stuck In The Middle Of The Junction Day. Which is quite amusing.
March 14th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
“Today appears to be National Day Of Pedestrians Doing Their Best To Get Run Over By Your Car day”
hmmmn – how does that happen unless a vindictive ex is driving your car 20?
March 14th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Erm…?
March 14th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
It also seems to be “Twenty makes his most boring post of the week day”
Thank Fuck it’s Friday
March 14th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
You’re telling me…
March 14th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
…. what are you telling me?
March 14th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
I’m only slegging!
Liked the book by the way.
Shit, I was polite!!! Fuck you Twenty.
March 14th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
According to Google, today is actually “National Potato Chip Day” and also – I’m not making this up -”National Pi Day” -celebrating (? – how) the mathematical neverending number. So 20’s day is more exciting. Especially when its a LUAS junction that they drive into.
March 14th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Completely off topic but apparently that is allowed – just wanted to say, I bought The Book the other day and am absolutely loving it! Cheers Twenty!
March 14th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Hurrah!
March 14th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Haha, that’s quite funny cause I was just thinking about this but from the other perspective. I am a pedestrian and it is people in cars who deliberately try to kill me. I’m sure you would.
Your book never came by the way! I emailed the idiots and they said I have to go to the post office and I did but it wasn’t there so now I have to email them again. Most vexing.
March 14th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Dodgy postman.
March 14th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
I will probably be that pedestrian on Monday, I will be the inebriated Scot falling about and muttering wanker under my breath at every passerby. If any of you find me on Monday, please ensure my can of Special Brew is pointing the right way up, and lend me 50c for a cuppa tea,
Good Weekend y’all
March 14th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Yesterday was Irate Pricks in Beemers tailgating dangerously day. Actually, so was every day last week. And the week before.
March 14th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Today is international ‘my last day on the job’ day, so I’m minutes away from getting sloshed on the company ticket.
Oh yes, there’s many a bottom to slap before this one is over…..
March 14th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Mr Skinner, People who drive Beamers are far more busy and important than the rest of us, and they own shares in the roads so are entitled to more space.
Fuckers.
March 14th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
If you go to buy a Beemer, you have to sign a form stating that you ARE an Irate Prick who will tailgate dangerously, otherwise they won’t sell you one.
March 14th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
It’s pissing down.
March 14th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Does the Beemer purchase contract oblige them to play techno with their horns whenever traffic ahead slows to marginally below the speed limit, I wonder?
That would explain a lot if it did.
March 14th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Having a bad day, JC?
March 14th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
It’s also ‘Steak & Blowjob Day’
http://www.steakandablowjobday.com/
So that’s potato chips, steak, pi(e) & blowjobs. Not bad for a friday afternoon.
March 14th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Ok Nolberto, that explains where all the pedestrians are off to without looking where they’re going.
March 14th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
I like steak but there’s no way I’m giving anyone a blow job for one.
March 14th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Not even to MMN who’ll apparently slap your bottom tonight if you want?
March 14th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Not even…
March 14th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Drunken grabby-ness is an Irish institution that has saved our small-minded race on more than one occasion.
March 14th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
london tim is a hero. not the forum for praise but he turned my pennies to pounds
March 14th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
I’m not knocking drunken grabby-ness, but I’m struggling to imagine what it can have saved our small-minded race from …
March 14th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
He did? Fuck I just thought he was cannon fodder. A week is a long time on this site. Fags to riches he went!
March 14th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Extinction Tim! Alcohol probably saved us too, it definitely saved fat bitches. Who the fuck would ride them if it wasnt for being locked?
March 14th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Nothing wrong with BMW drivers. It is not our fault if a bunch of hippies in old bangers can’t keep up. It is the 21st century. Ps – normally would not grace a s(h)ite like this but got MSN link on the BMW thread.
March 14th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Had a BMW once. Crashed it, sold it – Drank it!
March 14th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Good argument, Pat, I’ll try it out tonight
March 14th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
… I mean the argument about grabbyness saving us from extinction, I’m not going to tell fat people that wouldn’t get ridden without alcohol.
March 14th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Should work but on the flip side who would touch us if it wasnt for the demon drink?
March 14th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Ooooh
March 14th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Does anyone else not feel too excited about this weekend knowing that next weekend is even longer or is it just me knowing that I am having a lock in next Friday on the only day (sic) of the year the boozer closes?
March 14th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Come to think of it is anyone else here at the minute except me? Probably all have friends and stuff?
Cunts!
March 14th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Sorry Pat, we were all off having pie & steaks & stuff, but you were going fine running the site on your own, so we’ve decided to leave you at it.
March 14th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Poor Pattherat. BTW I’m a fat bitch. If you know what I’m saying… ;-)
March 14th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Dumfries in June is the place to be – a week of people lying drunk in the streets.
Guid Nychburris Festival and it’s climax, Riding of the Marches third saturday in June.
March 14th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
No, 20. It’s quite a good day actually. I’m just perpetually enraged as you know, and was curious to gauge whether my Beemer twat experience was unique or part of a much wider trend.
I’m a happy old soul really. I’m counting my blessings that I’m not Tibetan today, actually.
http://skinflicks.blogspot.com/2008/03/lhasa-is-burning.html
March 14th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Rat, some people like fat women, they are called “feeders”. I dont think the postman nicked the book as he is a proper injun FOB who doesnt speak english but he is as dark as guinness so maybe that is the connection. I tracked him down and before I even asked him anything he said “no… no”. Maybe he is running some kinda package mafia hmm.
March 14th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
If that was you trying to run me over on Patrick St today, then your car is a heap of shite and the man was green you blind cunt.
Otherwise, just finished your ‘buke’ and I enjoyed it muchly.
Then again, I have a reading age of about 6..
March 14th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Then again, I have a reading age of about 6..
That is exactly my market…
March 14th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Nearly through the book. Will finish it tonight. That’s less than a pound a day!
You have not had a good day, have you Twenty?
March 14th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
God, Twenty, you’ve got your own book club for your own book. It’s like ‘Being John Malcovich’ in here.
March 14th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
“Yesterday was Irate Pricks in Beemers tailgating dangerously day. Actually, so was every day last week. And the week before.”
Next time it happens, pull your handbrake so they don’t see your brakelights. With a bit of luck, you’ll get a hefty claim out of it.
March 15th, 2008 at 12:41 am
I had a tailgating Beamer though a wall a few years ago one frosty morning – flicked my rear fogs and the cunt braked too hard and lost it – made my day.
March 15th, 2008 at 5:22 am
madcuntsmadcuntsmadcunts……………say it really quickly a lot….I like it…it could almost be a war cry.
March 15th, 2008 at 10:08 am
But Twenty, I always thought you got around on a Honda 50.
Can’t say I’m not disappointed.
That’s my image of you completely shattered.
March 15th, 2008 at 10:43 am
Sometimes I have to collect goods that are too big to transport on the 50. Only then do I break out the 1974 Volkswagen Scirocco…
March 15th, 2008 at 11:45 am
OK, but this Scirocco……Please tell me that you got it badly resprayed in the colours of a 20 Major packet.
Lie if you have to.
March 15th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
That’s a rough book-deal you got there Twenty. You have to collect the returns from the bookshops yourself?
I presume the Scirocco has a large trailer attached.
March 15th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
and that seems to be our main sport attraction here at our place jay whitlow is the current dodge-up champion although he has broken nearly every bone in his pitiful body.
March 15th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
potato chip day…reminds me of the journalist in a Donald Westlake novel, Trust Me on This, who came up with the beer and chip diet.
Tomorrow is The Fall in Dublin; anger management time.
have a good wet saturday night.
March 16th, 2008 at 2:30 am
Yeah get bertie and co to cross the road and put stevie wonder or mr mcgoo in a beamer and tell them the light is green…and see how them cunts like to wait for an ambulance
March 16th, 2008 at 2:48 am
ST Paddy’s day soon eh? Why on earth do people around the world celebrate a day for the Oirish? I’ll make that my Running Over Stupid Cunts Wearing Green And Saying “To Of Te Mornin to ye” Day.
March 16th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Musthave been a heavy week-end for our leader – I’ve sacrificed a virgin, let’s see how long before he makes an appearance.
March 16th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Perhaps some of us want to celebrate something warmer than a piss poor stereotype…
March 16th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
The transport system is a fucking joke. Going to a gig tonight; I live right beside Donabate train staion
Train Times
6.15 pm
8.15 pm
what the fuck – this is 21st century transport system?
public service – nice lazy job
March 16th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
So you’ll be late then Itchy?
I’ll be watching out for you.
Don’t forget.
March 16th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
I’ve to get the fucking bus, as Fatima Mansions sang – “only losers take the bus”
Yeah monkey; i’ll have my dick out; it’ll be the biggest one there – I’ll keep an eye out for you; I gather your balls are fucking huge.
March 16th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
No, no, no Itchy. They’re what can only be described as ’shrunken’.
I’ll be wearing a green jacket, and drinking Guinness. Probably on my own. Say hello.
March 16th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
You’re not the fella who at the last Fall gig at the pod; not the village,sat beside me and gavin lambe murphy and took the piss out of him for 20 mins?
March 16th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
by the way; I look like george clooney except i’ve red hair, i’m small, fat and bald.
March 16th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
Can’t say for sure, and that’s the truth. It does sound like me.
March 16th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
You’d better let some of your red hair dangle too then. There’s a fuckin’ league of bald-headed men expected.
March 16th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
I’ll make it easy for you; I’ll have 2 pints of Guinness, one in each hand.
March 16th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
monkey..if that was you with gavin lambe i’m very afraid to say the following becuase that fella was fuckin’ boonkers
there’s 4 of us meeting in the carnival bar at about 8 – 8.30 if you’re at a loose end…I’ll be wearing a white shirt; black jacket and will have my big chunky headphones around my neck-…for the fucking BUS journey; other guy will be red head witha full head of hair; othe rguy WILL look like george clooney; he’s a vg looking fella
we’ll be reading irish poetry — jopke..
also wear glasses
enjoy the riots if we don’t hook up
March 16th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
I’m going to head straight in there. Might be meeting a couple of people, and support band looks good. Kinda Black Grapey, with a bit of extra Hip-Hop thrown in.
Green jacket, 2 pints. That’ll be me.
And I’ll look for the good-looking bloke who looks really pissed off ‘cos he’s ruined his night by bringing baldy and ginger with him.
March 16th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
two fellas walking around a dublin bar asking
“itchybollix?”
“monkeyballs?”
could be a funny night
:)
gl