32 Responses to Clichés turned Newspaper headlines

  1. Sid trotter says:

    Ok, has to be – Steel Wheels, or – Emotional Rescue – or, Mothers little hero.

    What’s the bonus question?

  2. Many hands make weakest link – a feature giving an insight to the running of a TV gameshow

  3. Ow! Ow! Ow!

    I personally despise the fact that every newspaper article about Cecelia Ahern seems legally obliged to run under a headline that begins “P.S.”

    P.S. Cecelia bags movie deal.
    P.S. Cecelia enjoying life stateside
    P.S. Cecelia’s old man is a lying, hateful cunt

  4. I see i may have misinterpreted your original post…. hopefully this will make up for my original error.

    tip of the iceberg – Man uses a head of lettuce to pick the winner in the 3:20 at Chepstow

  5. Paul McClean says:

    “Matt Le Splittier” – When the Southampton stalwart broke up with his wife.

  6. Paul McClean says:

    Also, re: Litvinekjo poisoning “FROM RUSSIA WITH LUNCH”

  7. 19 says:

    Absoluasly Tramtastic – New Dublin light rail system goes live (circa 2005)

  8. Twenty Major says:

    A stitch in time is worth two in the bush – Doc Brown discovers that sewing a hole in the fabric of time is better than …erm… sewing up two holes in the US President.

    I need a fucking drink.

    Happy gin, 19.

  9. TheTinMan says:

    Absolute power corrupts the kettle black, a story about a kettle that went black from a power surge

  10. Gomaith says:

    Super Cali go ballastic Celtic are atrocious.

    Not a cliche or a saying. Was a good headline though.

  11. Damian Rice and one of his stagehands were devoured by a wild tiger yesterday while on tour in India. The beast was reported to have vomited up both victims later the same day.

    “May the roadie rise with you.”

    Bertie Ahern on his way back from a diplomatic mission in Asia, once again declared himself innocent of any wrongdoing regarding his personal finances. He made this statement while in the Beijing Airport Duty Free.

    ‘Bull in a China Shop’

  12. size ten says:

    Say what you see,
    Say what you see,
    Good answer,
    Not right.
    Say what you see, say what you see!

  13. Johnny5 says:

    Too many Hooks soiled the broth.

    George hook makes mess of starter as family visits for Dinner party.

  14. H says:

    Good things come to those in the bush.

    I don’t think I need to explain that one…

  15. Silly Old Sod says:

    A Rolling Stone Gathers One over the eight?

    Oh no, that’s a mixed metaphor.

    Feck!

  16. leaveitout says:

    Don’t cut off your nose to keep the doctor away.

    It doesn’t work. Believe me.

  17. Ed says:

    An honest titling of an RTE current affairs programme
    SLIME TIME

  18. LiverpoolLoo says:

    Gomaith said:
    Super Cali go ballastic Celtic are atrocious.

    Not a cliche or a saying. Was a good headline though.

    Ripped off from a 1970′s Liverpool Echo headline.

    relating to the great Ian Callaghan.Super Cally goes ballistic: QPR atrocious.

  19. Silly Old Sod says:

    Freddie Starr Ate My Ham Sandwich

    although I believe the cunt of a sub-editor may have made it a little more exciting….

  20. Johnny5 says:

    Why are so many people that commentate on this blog so fucking stupid?

  21. Satchmo says:

    stephen gately-IM GAY

    stupid gaymo
    tell us something we didnt know

  22. Quickroute says:

    Suggested to, but never published by the SUN after the fatal ‘accident’ in Paris

    Di Dead! – Dodi Ditto!

  23. Boomtown Wrath says:

    Some years ago,Scottish footballing minnows Caledonian Partick Thistle thrashed Celtic in a Scottish Premier League tie. Cue headline in the Daily Record: “Super-Cali-Go-Ballistic; Celtic-are- Atrocious”…

  24. Puerile Pish says:

    Sorry to be pedantic but there was no such team, it was either Caledonian or Partick Thistle. The full name is now Inverness Caledonian Thistle which is a merger of two clubs Inverness Thistle and Caledonian FC . Geographically they are miles apart.

  25. kev 1 says:

    a bird in the hand is worth nine stitches , especially if it’s a falcon in the hand of a moron

  26. RockyRoader says:

    Poor old Twenty, you didn’t mean for all this nonsense to happen, did you? It wasn’t hard to see it coming really.

    Easy as shite falling off a blog.

  27. RockyRoader says:

    Hacienda the day – Popular 80′s Manchester club closes down.

  28. Johnny5 says:

    a bird in the hand is worth nine stitches , especially if it’s a falcon in the hand of a moron

    At last. Someone that can read.

  29. Eternal Itch says:

    At the end of the day it’s a game of two halves.

    FIFA insist on correct use of fractions for evening kick-offs.

  30. Giver O'Shite says:

    “Sorry to be pedantic but there was no such team, it was either Caledonian or Partick Thistle. The full name is now Inverness Caledonian Thistle which is a merger of two clubs Inverness Thistle and Caledonian FC . Geographically they are miles apart.”

    Doesn’t matter what you call it. You can call faeces “strawberries” if you like, but it won’t taste any better

  31. Crock says:

    Hindshite is Twenty Twenty

  32. Pat Kenny says:

    I call my faeces “Eamon”.

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