Clichés turned Newspaper headlines
Posted in Blog by Twenty Major on February 28th, 2008
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A ROLLING STONE SAVES NINE - Jagger a hero as he helps kids from sinking minibus
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Ok, has to be - Steel Wheels, or - Emotional Rescue - or, Mothers little hero.
What’s the bonus question?
February 28th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Many hands make weakest link - a feature giving an insight to the running of a TV gameshow
February 28th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
I personally despise the fact that every newspaper article about Cecelia Ahern seems legally obliged to run under a headline that begins “P.S.”
P.S. Cecelia bags movie deal.
P.S. Cecelia enjoying life stateside
P.S. Cecelia’s old man is a lying, hateful cunt
February 28th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
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I see i may have misinterpreted your original post…. hopefully this will make up for my original error.
tip of the iceberg - Man uses a head of lettuce to pick the winner in the 3:20 at Chepstow
February 28th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
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“Matt Le Splittier” - When the Southampton stalwart broke up with his wife.
February 28th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
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Also, re: Litvinekjo poisoning “FROM RUSSIA WITH LUNCH”
February 28th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
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Absoluasly Tramtastic - New Dublin light rail system goes live (circa 2005)
February 28th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
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A stitch in time is worth two in the bush - Doc Brown discovers that sewing a hole in the fabric of time is better than …erm… sewing up two holes in the US President.
I need a fucking drink.
Happy gin, 19.
February 28th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
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Absolute power corrupts the kettle black, a story about a kettle that went black from a power surge
February 28th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
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Super Cali go ballastic Celtic are atrocious.
Not a cliche or a saying. Was a good headline though.
February 28th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
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Damian Rice and one of his stagehands were devoured by a wild tiger yesterday while on tour in India. The beast was reported to have vomited up both victims later the same day.
“May the roadie rise with you.”
Bertie Ahern on his way back from a diplomatic mission in Asia, once again declared himself innocent of any wrongdoing regarding his personal finances. He made this statement while in the Beijing Airport Duty Free.
‘Bull in a China Shop’
February 28th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
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Say what you see,
Say what you see,
Good answer,
Not right.
Say what you see, say what you see!
February 28th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
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Too many Hooks soiled the broth.
George hook makes mess of starter as family visits for Dinner party.
February 28th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
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Good things come to those in the bush.
I don’t think I need to explain that one…
February 28th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
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A Rolling Stone Gathers One over the eight?
Oh no, that’s a mixed metaphor.
Feck!
February 28th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
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Don’t cut off your nose to keep the doctor away.
It doesn’t work. Believe me.
February 28th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
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An honest titling of an RTE current affairs programme
SLIME TIME
February 28th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
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Gomaith said:
Super Cali go ballastic Celtic are atrocious.
Not a cliche or a saying. Was a good headline though.
Ripped off from a 1970’s Liverpool Echo headline.
relating to the great Ian Callaghan.Super Cally goes ballistic: QPR atrocious.
February 28th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
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Freddie Starr Ate My Ham Sandwich
although I believe the cunt of a sub-editor may have made it a little more exciting….
February 28th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
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Why are so many people that commentate on this blog so fucking stupid?
February 29th, 2008 at 12:12 am
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stephen gately-IM GAY
stupid gaymo
tell us something we didnt know
February 29th, 2008 at 1:26 am
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Suggested to, but never published by the SUN after the fatal ‘accident’ in Paris
Di Dead! - Dodi Ditto!
February 29th, 2008 at 1:39 am
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Some years ago,Scottish footballing minnows Caledonian Partick Thistle thrashed Celtic in a Scottish Premier League tie. Cue headline in the Daily Record: “Super-Cali-Go-Ballistic; Celtic-are- Atrocious”…
February 29th, 2008 at 8:22 am
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Sorry to be pedantic but there was no such team, it was either Caledonian or Partick Thistle. The full name is now Inverness Caledonian Thistle which is a merger of two clubs Inverness Thistle and Caledonian FC . Geographically they are miles apart.
February 29th, 2008 at 8:38 am
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a bird in the hand is worth nine stitches , especially if it’s a falcon in the hand of a moron
February 29th, 2008 at 8:56 am
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Poor old Twenty, you didn’t mean for all this nonsense to happen, did you? It wasn’t hard to see it coming really.
Easy as shite falling off a blog.
February 29th, 2008 at 9:00 am
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Hacienda the day - Popular 80’s Manchester club closes down.
February 29th, 2008 at 9:02 am
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a bird in the hand is worth nine stitches , especially if it’s a falcon in the hand of a moron
At last. Someone that can read.
February 29th, 2008 at 9:09 am
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At the end of the day it’s a game of two halves.
FIFA insist on correct use of fractions for evening kick-offs.
February 29th, 2008 at 9:41 am
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“Sorry to be pedantic but there was no such team, it was either Caledonian or Partick Thistle. The full name is now Inverness Caledonian Thistle which is a merger of two clubs Inverness Thistle and Caledonian FC . Geographically they are miles apart.”
Doesn’t matter what you call it. You can call faeces “strawberries” if you like, but it won’t taste any better
February 29th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
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Hindshite is Twenty Twenty
February 29th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
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I call my faeces “Eamon”.
February 29th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
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