Clichés turned Newspaper headlines
Posted on | February 28, 2008 | 32 Comments
Starter for ten:
A ROLLING STONE SAVES NINE – Jagger a hero as he helps kids from sinking minibus
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February 28th, 2008 @ 3:30 pm
Ok, has to be – Steel Wheels, or – Emotional Rescue – or, Mothers little hero.
What’s the bonus question?
February 28th, 2008 @ 3:31 pm
Many hands make weakest link – a feature giving an insight to the running of a TV gameshow
February 28th, 2008 @ 3:32 pm
Ow! Ow! Ow!
I personally despise the fact that every newspaper article about Cecelia Ahern seems legally obliged to run under a headline that begins “P.S.”
P.S. Cecelia bags movie deal.
P.S. Cecelia enjoying life stateside
P.S. Cecelia’s old man is a lying, hateful cunt
February 28th, 2008 @ 3:41 pm
I see i may have misinterpreted your original post…. hopefully this will make up for my original error.
tip of the iceberg – Man uses a head of lettuce to pick the winner in the 3:20 at Chepstow
February 28th, 2008 @ 4:02 pm
“Matt Le Splittier” – When the Southampton stalwart broke up with his wife.
February 28th, 2008 @ 4:04 pm
Also, re: Litvinekjo poisoning “FROM RUSSIA WITH LUNCH”
February 28th, 2008 @ 4:10 pm
Absoluasly Tramtastic – New Dublin light rail system goes live (circa 2005)
February 28th, 2008 @ 4:22 pm
A stitch in time is worth two in the bush – Doc Brown discovers that sewing a hole in the fabric of time is better than …erm… sewing up two holes in the US President.
I need a fucking drink.
Happy gin, 19.
February 28th, 2008 @ 4:40 pm
Absolute power corrupts the kettle black, a story about a kettle that went black from a power surge
February 28th, 2008 @ 4:50 pm
Super Cali go ballastic Celtic are atrocious.
Not a cliche or a saying. Was a good headline though.
February 28th, 2008 @ 5:11 pm
Damian Rice and one of his stagehands were devoured by a wild tiger yesterday while on tour in India. The beast was reported to have vomited up both victims later the same day.
“May the roadie rise with you.”
Bertie Ahern on his way back from a diplomatic mission in Asia, once again declared himself innocent of any wrongdoing regarding his personal finances. He made this statement while in the Beijing Airport Duty Free.
‘Bull in a China Shop’
February 28th, 2008 @ 5:56 pm
Say what you see,
Say what you see,
Good answer,
Not right.
Say what you see, say what you see!
February 28th, 2008 @ 6:31 pm
Too many Hooks soiled the broth.
George hook makes mess of starter as family visits for Dinner party.
February 28th, 2008 @ 9:43 pm
Good things come to those in the bush.
I don’t think I need to explain that one…
February 28th, 2008 @ 9:58 pm
A Rolling Stone Gathers One over the eight?
Oh no, that’s a mixed metaphor.
Feck!
February 28th, 2008 @ 10:10 pm
Don’t cut off your nose to keep the doctor away.
It doesn’t work. Believe me.
February 28th, 2008 @ 10:11 pm
An honest titling of an RTE current affairs programme
SLIME TIME
February 28th, 2008 @ 10:44 pm
Gomaith said:
Super Cali go ballastic Celtic are atrocious.
Not a cliche or a saying. Was a good headline though.
Ripped off from a 1970′s Liverpool Echo headline.
relating to the great Ian Callaghan.Super Cally goes ballistic: QPR atrocious.
February 28th, 2008 @ 11:05 pm
Freddie Starr Ate My Ham Sandwich
although I believe the cunt of a sub-editor may have made it a little more exciting….
February 29th, 2008 @ 12:12 am
Why are so many people that commentate on this blog so fucking stupid?
February 29th, 2008 @ 1:26 am
stephen gately-IM GAY
stupid gaymo
tell us something we didnt know
February 29th, 2008 @ 1:39 am
Suggested to, but never published by the SUN after the fatal ‘accident’ in Paris
Di Dead! – Dodi Ditto!
February 29th, 2008 @ 8:22 am
Some years ago,Scottish footballing minnows Caledonian Partick Thistle thrashed Celtic in a Scottish Premier League tie. Cue headline in the Daily Record: “Super-Cali-Go-Ballistic; Celtic-are- Atrocious”…
February 29th, 2008 @ 8:38 am
Sorry to be pedantic but there was no such team, it was either Caledonian or Partick Thistle. The full name is now Inverness Caledonian Thistle which is a merger of two clubs Inverness Thistle and Caledonian FC . Geographically they are miles apart.
February 29th, 2008 @ 8:56 am
a bird in the hand is worth nine stitches , especially if it’s a falcon in the hand of a moron
February 29th, 2008 @ 9:00 am
Poor old Twenty, you didn’t mean for all this nonsense to happen, did you? It wasn’t hard to see it coming really.
Easy as shite falling off a blog.
February 29th, 2008 @ 9:02 am
Hacienda the day – Popular 80′s Manchester club closes down.
February 29th, 2008 @ 9:09 am
a bird in the hand is worth nine stitches , especially if it’s a falcon in the hand of a moron
At last. Someone that can read.
February 29th, 2008 @ 9:41 am
At the end of the day it’s a game of two halves.
FIFA insist on correct use of fractions for evening kick-offs.
February 29th, 2008 @ 12:48 pm
“Sorry to be pedantic but there was no such team, it was either Caledonian or Partick Thistle. The full name is now Inverness Caledonian Thistle which is a merger of two clubs Inverness Thistle and Caledonian FC . Geographically they are miles apart.”
Doesn’t matter what you call it. You can call faeces “strawberries” if you like, but it won’t taste any better
February 29th, 2008 @ 7:21 pm
Hindshite is Twenty Twenty
February 29th, 2008 @ 11:49 pm
I call my faeces “Eamon”.