Eamon Keane

Posted on | February 19, 2008 | 37 Comments

Listening to him on Newstalk just now.

“Another caller has texted in…”

They’re not fucking callers if they’ve texted, are they?

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37 Responses to “Eamon Keane”

  1. Johnny5
    February 19th, 2008 @ 1:38 pm

    Slow day?

  2. maggot
    February 19th, 2008 @ 1:40 pm

    Hmmmm -Presumably they used a phone to text, and besides to call on somebody doesn’t necessarily involve speech.

  3. Lung the Younger.
    February 19th, 2008 @ 1:43 pm

    Wow. That means that, including you, Eamon Keane has at least TWO listeners with opposing thumbs. Who would have thought it?

  4. Twenty Major
    February 19th, 2008 @ 1:43 pm

    Only had the radio on when making coffee.

    Don’t be silly, maggot. A caller is someone who calls. A texter is obviously not a caller.

  5. Twenty Major
    February 19th, 2008 @ 1:43 pm

    Lung – please don’t make any public assumptions about my thumbs. You’re setting me up for a fall.

  6. samantha maguire
    February 19th, 2008 @ 1:46 pm

    Like all Keanes, he’s got Kerry blood. He also says “…he appeared on this show a while back…”

  7. Twenty Major
    February 19th, 2008 @ 1:48 pm

    Like all Keanes, he’s got Kerry blood

    heh, tell that to Royston.

  8. itchybollix
    February 19th, 2008 @ 1:57 pm

    Terry Keane has carpet burns; charvet don’t you know

  9. maggot
    February 19th, 2008 @ 2:01 pm

    The pedant in me wishes to point out

    To communicate or try to communicate with by telephone

    Text – communication sent by telephone

    QED

  10. itchybollix
    February 19th, 2008 @ 2:05 pm

    LSD? Yes please.

  11. Johnny5
    February 19th, 2008 @ 2:14 pm

    MAggot is a retard.

    QED

  12. maggot
    February 19th, 2008 @ 2:18 pm

    I’m Twenty’s wriggly Chum , so you can fuck off and die Johnny5 !

  13. Hatred Brews
    February 19th, 2008 @ 2:19 pm

    Eamon Keane = Grade A Cunt.
    He’s been on the Late Late Show recently (twice) and he’s come across as a sanctimonious, arrogant, pompous twat both times.

  14. Johnny5
    February 19th, 2008 @ 2:21 pm

    I’m delighted to say I haven;t a boggle who Eamon Keane is.

    do people still watch the late late show?

  15. Twenty Major
    February 19th, 2008 @ 2:25 pm

    Yes, for some reason they do.

  16. Johnny5
    February 19th, 2008 @ 2:32 pm

    assholes

  17. morgor the editor
    February 19th, 2008 @ 2:40 pm

    I don’t know who Eamonn Keane is either.

    Maggot, I think it’s safe to assume that if someone refers to a caller they mean someone actually spoke rather than typed.

    But that said, technically just because someone is a texter, it doesn’t rule out that they are callers too.

    So for Cunthole Keane to be correct, someone must have dialled in his number, spoken to him and then texted him seperately.

    Just saying.

  18. morgor the editor
    February 19th, 2008 @ 2:41 pm

    What kind of mindless asshole would watch the late late show?

  19. Twenty Major
    February 19th, 2008 @ 2:55 pm

    I’d rather watch that tampon ad where the retard says to the girl ‘Can I have one of your sweets’ for three hours solid that watch the Late, Late Show.

  20. Sid trotter
    February 19th, 2008 @ 2:58 pm

    I am the late late show

  21. Twenty Major
    February 19th, 2008 @ 3:00 pm

    Yes, that makes sense.

  22. morgor the editor
    February 19th, 2008 @ 3:00 pm

    I rather be forced to have sex with Monica Belluci in a nurses pvc outfit than watch the late late show.

  23. Lung the Younger.
    February 19th, 2008 @ 3:18 pm

    Yes, but are you sure you’d fit into the outfit morgor?

  24. morgor the editor
    February 19th, 2008 @ 3:26 pm

    With enough KY anythings possible.

  25. The Bad Ambassador
    February 19th, 2008 @ 3:33 pm

    Only had the radio on when making coffee.

    Lung – please don’t make any public assumptions about my [opposable] thumbs. You’re setting me up for a fall.

    Must be tough making coffee Twenty?

    Or do you have bastardface trained that well?

  26. Jay
    February 19th, 2008 @ 3:57 pm

    Alot of people were talking about Dave McSavage’s appearance on the Late Late show last year but I couldn’t find any working link to it on youtube or rte website – anyone know where I can find it?

  27. SAm Crea
    February 19th, 2008 @ 3:58 pm

    I challenge anybody to name any person on any radio station in Ireland who isnt bloody irritating, in some way! Are they designed to be so??

  28. morgor
    February 19th, 2008 @ 3:59 pm

    who’s Dave McSavage?

  29. SAm Crea
    February 19th, 2008 @ 4:01 pm

    Cretin

  30. Sid trotter
    February 19th, 2008 @ 4:10 pm

    I am not the late late show anymore

  31. Stevo
    February 19th, 2008 @ 5:51 pm

    Here’s the McSavage travesty in all it’s hideous glory – Twenty already published this in his ‘Dickheads of the Year’ post for 2007…

    http://www.rte.ie/tv/latelate/av_20071116.html?2310551,null,228

  32. Jay
    February 19th, 2008 @ 6:29 pm

    Thanks Stevo. Shocking stuff, what a cock.

  33. Monkey Balls
    February 19th, 2008 @ 7:24 pm

    Found this on Wikipedia:
    In Wales to make a cawl of something is to mess it up.

    Maybe they were cawlers.

  34. The Scawgeen
    February 19th, 2008 @ 8:26 pm

    My local radio station requests listeners to call the text ‘line’

  35. itchybollix
    February 19th, 2008 @ 11:27 pm

    Eamon McCann on The VIew

    “Bono; what a plonker”.

  36. itchybollix
    February 19th, 2008 @ 11:29 pm

    Twenty….you get a book review there?…I know a guy in rte..will I drop him a line? no promises at all.

  37. Satchmo
    February 23rd, 2008 @ 7:54 am

    Eammon here is an interesting topic for your show.
    How about a “people we want executed” segment on your show each week where you nominate 2 or 3 people like bertie, yourself or micheal o leary,and invite the public to CALL in with their texts and vote,and presto the winner gets executed.And if thats too harsh for daytime radio just change to the “people we want buggered without ky” segment which im sure you and the above mentioned would enjoy…………word

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