Comments on: Poomerald http://twentymajor.net/2008/02/16/poomerald/ Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:43:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: Lung the Younger. http://twentymajor.net/2008/02/16/poomerald/#comment-23566 Lung the Younger. Mon, 18 Feb 2008 08:16:25 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2008/02/16/poomerald/#comment-23566 So when Neil Simon sang ‘Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes’, was he actually referring to some lass who trod in something on a South Circular footpath? So when Neil Simon sang ‘Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes’, was he actually referring to some lass who trod in something on a South Circular footpath?

]]> By: Monkey Balls http://twentymajor.net/2008/02/16/poomerald/#comment-23564 Monkey Balls Mon, 18 Feb 2008 02:15:22 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2008/02/16/poomerald/#comment-23564 FF, Nurses are the very best. Someday,if you're very lucky, you'll find that out. Isn't that right Nurses, eh? wink, wink And Twenty, I'm really just fishing for the half-promised extract. I'm just a bit bored. FF, Nurses are the very best.
Someday,if you’re very lucky, you’ll find that out. Isn’t that right Nurses, eh? wink, wink

And Twenty, I’m really just fishing for the half-promised extract. I’m just a bit bored.

]]> By: Fourth Former http://twentymajor.net/2008/02/16/poomerald/#comment-23563 Fourth Former Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:47:18 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2008/02/16/poomerald/#comment-23563 In geriatric wards in hospitals, if a patient cannot poo the nurses have to perform a manual extraction - in other words they have to hoke the poo out of the old person's hole. When I learned that fact nurses suddenly became slightly less attractive. In geriatric wards in hospitals, if a patient cannot poo the nurses have to perform a manual extraction – in other words they have to hoke the poo out of the old person’s hole. When I learned that fact nurses suddenly became slightly less attractive.

]]> By: Twenty Major http://twentymajor.net/2008/02/16/poomerald/#comment-23562 Twenty Major Sun, 17 Feb 2008 20:44:50 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2008/02/16/poomerald/#comment-23562 Eh? Eh?

]]> By: Monkey Balls http://twentymajor.net/2008/02/16/poomerald/#comment-23561 Monkey Balls Sun, 17 Feb 2008 20:38:34 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2008/02/16/poomerald/#comment-23561 Twenty, why not post some stuff that is really just a thinly-veilled advertisement for the soon-coming book? I'm sure all your readers would appreciate it. Cheers. Twenty,
why not post some stuff that is really just a thinly-veilled advertisement for the soon-coming book?
I’m sure all your readers would appreciate it.

Cheers.

]]> By: Puerile Pish http://twentymajor.net/2008/02/16/poomerald/#comment-23560 Puerile Pish Sun, 17 Feb 2008 17:39:42 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2008/02/16/poomerald/#comment-23560 Obviously his poo must have come out to receive the "best" pop act at the Meteor Awards Obviously his poo must have come out to receive the “best” pop act at the Meteor Awards

]]> By: SAm Crea http://twentymajor.net/2008/02/16/poomerald/#comment-23559 SAm Crea Sun, 17 Feb 2008 14:25:06 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2008/02/16/poomerald/#comment-23559 That reminds me, I have an icecream mars in the freezer... That reminds me, I have an icecream mars in the freezer…

]]> By: TheDailyMagnet http://twentymajor.net/2008/02/16/poomerald/#comment-23555 TheDailyMagnet Sun, 17 Feb 2008 06:18:04 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2008/02/16/poomerald/#comment-23555 That was a crap post if ever I read one That was a crap post if ever I read one

]]> By: laughykate http://twentymajor.net/2008/02/16/poomerald/#comment-23554 laughykate Sun, 17 Feb 2008 04:36:23 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2008/02/16/poomerald/#comment-23554 Seen 'Death at A Funeral' yet? Seen ‘Death at A Funeral’ yet?

]]> By: eric y http://twentymajor.net/2008/02/16/poomerald/#comment-23552 eric y Sun, 17 Feb 2008 01:19:10 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2008/02/16/poomerald/#comment-23552 well, sammie tried the holding it in thing and kept complaining of all these backache's and jay whitlow and eric y explained to him that if he kept it up he would get nice and impacted and it would take a major tube-job to clean him out but he wised up and went with one of those rapid duty laxative things. these days he's actually counting fiber grams and whitlow wonders where this is all leading. well, sammie tried the holding it in thing and kept complaining of all these backache’s and jay whitlow and eric y explained to him that if he kept it up he would get nice and impacted and it would take a major tube-job to clean him out but he wised up and went with one of those rapid duty laxative things. these days he’s actually counting fiber grams and whitlow wonders where this is all leading.

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