The FAI are, of course, a bunch of hopeless shitkickers but I’m digging the Trapattoni appointment. Not least because Marc O’Tardelli, the most famous Irish-Italian footballer of all time, is to be his assistant.
I assume he will celebrate like this every single time we score a goal.
Major,
Are you at all concerned that a businessman is paying half the loot?
No he’s not. Sure he’s paying the other half from his book advance!
I always had you down as an Own Hand man myself?
Talking of book advances I got an e-mail from Amazon the other day……….
“Dear Customer,
We wanted to give you an update on the status of your order #*************
Unfortunately, the release date for the item(s) listed below was changed by the supplier, and we need to provide you with a new estimated delivery date based on the new release date:
“The Order of the Phoenix Park” [Paperback]
Estimated arrival date: 08/04/08 – 10/04/08″
Pull yer finger out Twenty you’ve saved Guinness already!
“….the famous Irish-Italian footballer of all time…”
You’re missing “most” before “famous”.
Surely that was Paul O’Rossi?
Dean O’Zoff played more games. He’d be number 1!
what about tony cascarino – oh yeh, he wasn’t irish
What about Tot O’Scillachi? Or Robert O’Baggio?
I could go on but I won’t. I’ll go home instead.
Ciao.
Terry Mancini?
Danny De Vito?
You’re just being silly now ;o)
“every single time we score a goal”
I don’t want to dampen anyones spirits but this seems a tad optimistic
Come on, we’re bound to get a couple against San Vagina, or whichever minnows we’ve drawn.
Terry Mancini, haha
Totally off subject but I have just seen the lamest “living statue” of all time on Grafton street, and that takes some going as I reckon they are all lame. An auld bloke in a poncho with a bit of facepaint, it actually was really disturbing, I had to give him a couple of quid for the size of his balls.
I cannot comment on football I am still reeling from Scotland managing a draw with a bunch of part time whalers in the Faroe Islands. The only benefit I see of the new Ireland manager is
1) his English is better than Robbie Keanes
2) He is not Terry Venables
I do hope to be pleasantly surprised to the contrary.
“I had to give him a couple of quid for the size of his balls.”
Why,..did he paint them too?
Here Twenty, you could’ve atleast moaned about the fact that this billionaire Denis O’Brien character is willing to pay half of the managerial bill whilst not paying a single fucking cent of income tax in this country.
On the other hand…Trappa fuckin toni!! The mans a legend and sports a slightly better cv than:
- Fairly mediocre Ireland international
- Getting the kit ready for Walsall
Let the good times roll.
Fuck Denis O’Brien. He’s getting publicity everywhere else. And the only reason he did it was to piss off Eircom, he’s no philanthropist.
The Trap has re-awaked my interest in the Ireland team though. They might be all cunts but it’ll be interesting to see what he can do with them.
1) his English is better than Robbie Keanes
heh
They’re not all c*nts, Major. They’re our lads and they’re a great set of lads.
“The Trap”
I like that.
If we were to score goals as good as that and in a world cup final too, I’d certainly hope so. For
€ 500K p.a., it’s the least I’d expect.
Fair enough Fred, they’re not all cunts. Most of them are cunts.
‘……..but I’m digging the Trapattoni appointment.’
digging? Cop on and talk properly.
“Digging” is quite an appropriate term in the 70′s or if you are Huggy Bear. Twenty might be a cool, fedora wearing police informant thus his use of such language.
Yeah man…
groovy.
mock turtles?
Only good can from this. Theres no way robbie can do his bow and arrow celebration now. Tardellis was fantastic but nothing compared to Falcaos’s ‘veins’ celebration.
Trapper Tony was in M.A.S.H., What the f ck would he know about football