Saying things twice
Two-time Terry came into Ron’s last night. He says things twice, a bit like Foghorn Leghorn. For example:
“That’s some lottery jackpot. I say, that’s some lottery jackpot” or “I’ll have a pint of Guinness Ron, I say a pint Guinness.”
This is quite irritating after a while. Especially when you’re telling stories and he says:
“You sure made that one count, Twenty. I say you sure made that one count”, as if we didn’t hear him the first time.
He got very drunk and passed out and we drew on his face with biros. After a while he woke up and wandered off.
“I hope he doesn’t come back for a while”, said Jimmy.
“Let’s hope so”, I said, putting on my dark glasses. “Let’s hope so.”
February 9th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Bald Devil is a cunt, I say Bald Devil is a cunt.
February 9th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
cnut is a gobshite, I say cnut is a gobshite.
February 9th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Repetition is contagious, I say repetition is contagious.
February 9th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
What about Jimmy Two Times from Goodfellas? It’s become a staple in our house of a Sunday morning to say you’re going to “get the papers, get the papers”.
February 9th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Here he is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD3y43cyddI
February 9th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Pft, Horacio thy name is ginger.
February 9th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
‘Twenty, I think you’ve been spending too much time with Lucky – too much, time,’ she said – putting her sunglasses on, ‘with Lucky.’
February 9th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
“You’re right there Magnet,” sez I, as she took her sunglasses back off, “Magnet, you’re right!”
February 9th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
HEH!
February 9th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Fred Eliott, I say Fred Fred Eliott. Twenty, you’re obviously delving into those Coronation St re-runs on the incontinence channel?
February 9th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
Alan Davies on QI not long ago said he had a friend called Dave who did that. Dave ja Vu he said they called him. I’m just saying. Once.
February 9th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Oh very annoying, very annoying
February 10th, 2008 at 9:41 am
you can say that again, you could sing it , if you had an air to it.
February 10th, 2008 at 10:43 am
Why am I going red here, here, red, I am going!
February 10th, 2008 at 11:12 am
Dave Ja Vu , the Bruce Forsyth factor.
February 10th, 2008 at 11:32 am
I’m watching Country file on BBC, a Monaghan duck farmer has just told the interviewer that his ducks NEARLY LAY AN EGG EVERY DAY ah say NEARLY LAY AN EGG EVERY DAY.
February 10th, 2008 at 11:34 am
http://zeitgeistmovie.com/
Some light viewing for Sunday..
Bald Devil loves you all. Bald Devil loves you all.
February 10th, 2008 at 11:36 am
ugh, fucks sake, just picked up the sunday times magazine, fucking Maddy on the cover again.
What are the chances of mentions of the beckhams or princess Di or Katie French inside it?
Well I’ll never find out. I’m boycotting anything with them on the cover.
cunts.
February 10th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
I say, I say, I say.
February 10th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Love me two times, baby
Love me twice today
February 10th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Well it’s Sunday afternoon and I am bored.I don’t know whether to get back in bed and watch TV, or revisit the crime scene. I wonder what Twenty would do.
February 10th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
“Nearly lay an egg”? The mind boggles.
February 11th, 2008 at 7:26 am
Did ja win the lottery? Did ja win the lottery?
February 11th, 2008 at 7:40 am
Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?
February 13th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Stolen form Goodfellas which you mention in your blog of the 11th so you must have watched it recently.
“…and Tommy two times who always said things twice like:’I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers’”
Everyone steals, but at least acknowledge it!
Brian